                            !

       ᥬ୮  ⭮  ଠ樮   ⢠   News   Service
㯨 ᮮ饭, ஥ ᥣ    魮  ᮢ६
ணࠬ஢.  -  ⠩  ᮣ襭    IBM,   Microsoft   
 ᮪⠢   News  Service  (  襤  
⠢   䫨⮢    १⮬  ),      ⠫
⭠  ⮫쪮 8  .  㦥 ᥬ 祢,     ᯮ
 ஭ ᪠  .  ਧ ᮧ⥫  UNIX ࠧࠡ⪠
뫠 㬠  ࢮ५᪠ ⪠, ,  ᮦ 뫠 ୮
⮫. 祬 ।⠢ ᫮ ᠬ ᮧ⥫ OC  UNIX.  ॢ
 믮 ਥ 嬠, ஬ ⠢⥫ ࠦ  ७
୮.

            ⥫ C  UNIX ਧ,  ࠧࠫ  

      , 襬    ,    ᮭ,  
  ࠩ ୨ ਧ,   樮  ⥬  UNIX    
ணࠬ஢   ,   ᮧ      --   ⥫쭮   ᯫ஢
ࢮ५᪨ ஧,  "தঠ訩"    20  .  㯠  
᫥  ࠧࠡ稪 ணࠬ ᯥ祭      
(UnixWorld Software Development Forum), ᮭ ਧ ᫥饥:

     " 1969  AT&T 訫 ࠡ  ஥⮬ 樮  ⥬
Multics (⭠ 樮 ⥬  60-,  .  ਬ.2)  ࠩ    
⮫쪮  砫 ࠡ   ࠭  ॠ権  ᪠,  ࠧࠡ⠭  
ਨ  .      ਨ,    室    ⫥
⭮,       ⮣  몠.      ࠧ  ⠫
"⠢訩    ",  ᥫ        ਫ  
"⥫ " (*1*).  ⪨  訫   த    ।
Multics  ᪠.    ⢥砫   樮  ।.    
Multics,  ஥஢  ⥬ ⮫쪮 ᫮    ⠭,
⮡ ᨬ쭮 "ᯮ " 冷 짮⥫,   UNIX
 த    Multics,      㣨  筮  ᪮
.
     ⥬   ࠩ ࠧࠡ⠫ -饬  饭  
᪠,   "A".    㦨,    㣨  ⢨⥫쭮
  ணࠬ  A,           
ਬ祪, ᮧ B, BCPL,  ,  ,  .    ⠭,  
ᯥ譮 樨 ᫥饣:

    for(;P("\n"),R-;P("|"))for(e=C;e-;P("_"+(*u++/8)%2))P("| "+(*u/4)%2);

          ।⠢,    ᮢ६  ணࠬ  
  ᯮ짮  ,  ᪠騩    !     
ᮡࠫ  த      ⠬,  ⮡      ࠧ⨥   
୮   20     (*2*).  ।⠢    㤨,
  AT&T,    ⠪  㣨  ਪ᪨  ௮樨  砫  
ᯮ짮 UNIX   !    20    諮    ,  ⮡  ਮ
      ᮧ         ਫ   
ᯮ짮  ⮩  孮᪮  த  60-.    뫨   ࠦ
㯮⢮    楫६  (᫨    ⢮  ࠢ   ᫠)
⨯筮 ணࠬ, ᯮ饣  UNIX  /  .      砥,
ࠩ,      祭  ᫥    ࠡ⠫  ᪫⥫쭮  
᪠  । Apple Macintosh  㥬 ᥡ -饬  묨
 ⮬ 堮, ⠭  ⢨⥫쭮 ᪢୮ ணࠬ஢,  稭
   㤠筠 ⪠ ⮫쪮  ⮬ ."

     設⢮ ⠢騪 ᨩ UNIX  ,    AT&T,  Microsoft,
Hewlett-Packard, GTE, NCR, DEC, ⪠ ஢  㯫.
Borland International, 騩 ந⥫ 㬥⠫ ।  
᪠  ,   ࡮ ᪠, ࡮      ࡮  ++,
,    ॢ      த    ᢮
ࠧࠡ⪨  ᪠   ४  쭥訥  ᨫ    ࠧ  .
樠  ।⠢⥫  IBM  ࠧࠧ  㤥ভ  ⮬     
㦤 ⬥ ᯥ譮 ᮡ࠭ ७  졥 RS6000 , 
'VM   襥 ६'.  ⮬ 㤨ਥ ⪮  ᮮ饭
. ,  ᪠, -2  ஭, ᪠ ,    P.T.
Barnum  ࠢ.
     ,  筮 ᮢ襭  筨 ⠫ ⭮,  
 ਧ  ᪮ ᫥  ﬠ  ⭮⥫쭮
MS-DOS  Windows.  砩, 㯮 ।⠢⥫ IBM 㦥  砫
,  㠫쭠 設 (VM)  ᮧ    ७
㯮ॡ 筮 ⪮, ࢠ襩 .


                         ਬ砭 ॢ稪

     (*1*)   - ⭮ , 襣    ஢,
    ⮫쭮 㪮⢮    ᮧ⥫  樮
⥬.  ⪥, ,      饭  ,  ᮧ
ᯥ樠쭮  ࠧࠡ稪 樮 ⥬ ᮭ ஢.
     (*2*)  뫮  ஢ -   뫨  ᪨ ࠢ   UNIX!!!
, , ⮣  ࠧ   OS/360 (᫥ 樨 )?




                                     digger',  ...
                                   ⥫  Comanche,⮡ ᥡ ...

                   ⥫  -  ৪ ⮫.
                    ॡ    ਯ...
                    筮 ࠫ ,    ஫:
                   Shift-Ctrl-Alt-F7    ᯥ.

                   ,ᯮ ! H    ௨ ?
                     F     ???
                    졠 ஢ ᥫ 楫 ,
                     Comanche   ⮢ !

                   , ,  ᢥ⫨
                    襩   
                     bonus'  롪 ६...
                       hobbin .

                     ammo,DTrack' ஦,
                   㣠 ७, ,
                    ᥣ, - ,
                        ᢥ ᥩ!


                    ﭥ  digger' -   ,
                   , 宦   ,
                    ஬  ⠫ 
                    ⮫쪮  ,⮡ 室 設.
                    digger'  -    ,
                   ᥬ  ⮢ ,
                     emerald'   ,
                        㡨.

                                             by ..
                                             11.8.93
:
                            DIGGER'
                          ________________

                       
                       H    ᮪,
                       
                         宫 㪠,
                       :祫  ᯫ ᨤ,
                       ⭮  ணࠬ 廊.

                          , DIGGER ,
                       DIGGER     ਤ
                        , ᯫ稪 梥⭮.

                       
                         䥤 ஬ ਤ.
                       DIGGER
                         ᮡ  ᪥ .
                       ,
                       DIGGER १ । ,
                       BONUS
                        ᯫ ᢥ.

                       ⮡  稫, BONUS ,
                       HOBBIN' , ᥣ,
                        , ᯫ稪 梥⭮.

                       DIGGER
                       ᬠ    .
                        
                        ⢥ ᢥ.
                       DIGGER
                       H  ⮡ ஢ 졠.
                       DIGGER
                       H  .

                       DIGGER  ⮡ ᥣ   -
                        㫥, ਦ,  -
                        , ᯫ稪 梥⭮.

                                               ⥮..
                                             27.2.91
                                             by .. & ..

                               DIGGER'
                              __________

                         䠫
                         DIGGER ਢ.
                         HOBBIN' ⠢,
                           BONUS' 室.

                          ᯫ,
                        90  .
                        DIGGER  ᬥ.
                       祬 ?     ...

                       ਯ:
                          ᪠   ᯫ -
                           .
                       H, ணࠬ஢ 㬥,
                         DIGGER  .

---
 * Origin: Communication Systems Newsgate (2:463/128.0)


----------------------------------------------------------------------------
(595)   Wed 11 Aug 93 13:19
By: pete@cnii.tula.su
To: All
Re: (2) Re: _-^-_ Comanche Maximum OverKill
St:
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
X-RealName: Pete E. Portyansky

                       㤥⪠  - ஬
                       諠   ᯫ .
                       H  ⮬   ⪮
                       ࠫ  DIGGER 楫 .

                        DIGGER ⮬ ,
                        HOBBIN , ப.
                        誮 㦥 砫 -
                            F1 ?

                       ਯ
                                               ⥮..
                                             27.2.91
                                             by .. & ..

Long live Santa Digger !!!
---


                                            SY Portyansky Pete


---
 * Origin: Communication Systems Newsgate (2:463/128.0)



                       H  


                    p᫠,  ** ᠭ ⨢ ⮬
                                        Steve Summit scs@adam.mit.edu

                 p  ᪮  p᪨ ᠭp 客殢
                                                     als@vl.ts.kiev.ua

 , p⠭ 뫠  ᮮ饭  訡.    
⥬.  pp⠫ ,  ᮧ     ᯮ㥬    
祬 . ᫨  ,      p  ᢮⢠,
 ⥬   ⠪  䥪⨢,        ⥫,  H!
p  p,     㦤. . p. 1.

   ᢮  㯮  p;    p    p
᢮⢠ 襩 p樮 ⥬.

 1) 樨.      p    ⢮.    ,    
 p ⮫ p,  ⮡  pp    㬥樨.
  ,    p  ᢨ᭥  p,  祬        㤥
ᯮ짮.  ,    㤠 ᯮ짮   p쭮
  砥. , ⢮ 権    ⠪      ⢥,
⮬   ⠭ p p  祭    権  
  ...

 2) 砭ﬨ.  ⠭   㬮砭.      p.
᫨   뫮  ⠪,   ᤥ 㬮砭ﬨ -  p㣮.
  㡥p ᢮ p吝 p㪨   㬮砭. H p  .
⠩  pp묨. "pp 㬮砭"  -  
! ᫨      ⥬ ᭥, ⪭.  .
p. 1.

 3) 몮 pp.   p  pp᭮.      室
室 ⥪   pp ꥪ  䠩    p
 ᨫ.   p pp騩 ?   㦥    !
     ⥬ 맮    .    
,    㤠, ᯮ ᥬp,     
.  p  pp稪 몮  pp      㬠
⠪ ,   .  p: ". p. 1".

 4) ⫠稪. ,      ⫠稪,      ᮯp,  
p㣮 ᯮ㥬 ᠬ. H   砥      訡,
 ᥣ   p p.  祣    ⨬    
⫠稪;   ⥬ p᭠. . p. 1.

 5) 訡 p p㧪. H p頩 .  祬    ᥡ
梨?    p   p   ᢮  設,  ⮡
 pp    襩  p,      ,  p⭮,    ᬮ
pp   砥. ,  ᫨ - c  p⪥
 17:00  18:00  9:30  10:30  11:30   13:30    14:30  
15:30,   p  p   -        .  .
p. 1.

 6)     .      pp⠫      ᠬ⥫쭮,   
p室.  ⮫쪮  p,          訬
. ⢨⥫쭮,  ⠪ ⫨        ,    
ᮧ   p       p樮  ⥬.    
p p        pᨨ    pᨨ,
   p쭮 pᬠp . . p. 1.

 7) 믮 pp  p쭮 p.    ⮣  .  
    ᤥ  ⠪  pp  p?  ,  ⥬   
⥫쭮  ᢮  18-  pﬨ  pp⮢ pᮢ? H
p,  ⠭  ᥬ  pᠬ  pp  1.      砥
p쭮 p  ⮫ ,      .      
 襩 p㯯, ⮡   ᫮  "p쭮  p".  
 㦥 - ᮢ⮢ ᥬ 訬 짮⥫,  騬
p  p쭮 p, ᬮp  p. 1.

  祭,     ᮮ饭    訡.  
 ⥬  ⠢ ,   p ᢮ ⢮.


                ---------------------------------
                !               _               !
                !              { }              !
                !              | |              !
                !              | |              !
                !           .-.! !.-.           !
                !         .-!  ! !  !.-.        !
                !         ! !       !  ;        !
                !         \           ;         !
                !          \         ;          !
                !           !       :           !
                !           !       |           !
                !           |       |           !
                !                               !
                !_______________________________!
                            P. 1.

ਬ砭:

     쭮  p ⥪  p 㦨  p筮 p뫪.
  p   1986 ;    p⠢,  ᪮쪮 ⮬
⥪  ᠬ      ᠫ.
      ⫥  ,    ⥪, p ". p. 1"
 諠  p.  -   ᯮ?






                         ***   ᠭ CHCC   ***

                   (  C⠭p H C Cc)

  1.  騥 

  1.1  ⠭ ।祭  ᯮ  饩  ᯥ-
       筮⥩, 稢 筮  ᮯ [ SysOp -  -
        ᫮  ⥭, , ᤠ ,   - -
      樭᪨ ନ ].

  1.2 , 㤮⢮騥  樠쭮 㬥  
       ᮯ  ᮬ [ .  ].

  2.  ࠪ⨪

  2.1 饥 ﭨ

   - p (ﭭ   ⥯)
   -  (⥫ - )
   -  ( )
   - 誨 ( p)
   - ⠭p⭮  ᫮ ""
   - p  p p졥 p㣠     -  p
     ᪮ 모 - "p,     pp :-(".
   - p  ᫮  - <Del>, <Enter>.
     p  GoldED - <S> <R> <D> <M>.
   -  ஢ ॠ  ᫮ "ࠫ"
   - cc⢨ -   p, c,  , c  ..

  2.2 

   - p맠 p  ᫮ ""
   - p, 蠢  p p "襩 䠩p"
   - ⠫죨᪨ p ᫮ 娫
   - p p뢠  p  p CONNECT 17689/VOICE
   - p p ⮬  p㡪 "ATDP03|"
   - ,  DZ -   樠,  ;  KGB , ஢  ᥣ-
        !
   - 㬥     1200
   -   ᢨ⮪ p  ⢥⮬ V23

  2.3 ࠪ ⢨

   - । 뢠    <ESC>
   - 类 த  ⠥  
   - p ,   p ᯠ: "    -
     ,  p..."
   -   쪠 ⠥: " -  RELIABLE COMPRESSED ⭥"
   - ६ 室   䥤  rockets

  2.4 ᮡ ਧ

   - ⭮ 祬  p  ⢥p⮣ p.     ⠫쭮
     p. :)
   - p  ( ᮯ :)
   - p訥  (堢 p p饬...)
   - p⭮  ᯠ----............... ﭨ  -
     쭮 .. ᯨ p뢪   p pאַ   p.
     p믠 p      p 廊  p -  
     ....
   - १ 㦤, 蠢 ⭮ 訯 carrier'a
   - 稢 , 뢠  

  2.5 

   -   115200    ᥬ, p㣫筮    訡
   -        ⮩  䠪

  2.6 ᫮ 䫥
   -   ,  ':)'
   - ᫥ 襭 ⥫䮭 ࠧ  ६ ⠥  Alt+Q,
     Alt+X  Esc  ᨬ  p⨭  p 饣 
   -   㣮த ⥫䮭  ᫥  8 ᥪ㭤 ,
     ந   Wwwwwww....; ᫨ ,  ⠥ 4 BUSY  ⮫쪮
     ᫥ ⮣   

  2.7  ᮪஢ 

   - ஬: ᯠ
   - ஬: ⠪ 
   - ﭭ: USR HST 14400e, ᨣ,  ᪥, 䮢, ᯠ, 486
   - ।: copy, format, , - 
   - : , , 


  3. 䨪 SysOp-

     ᮯ  ᨫ ࠯宫᪨ ⥭樠 뢠 ᮯ. ᭮-
   ⫨  ଠ쭮 (   ᮯ :) : ᨫ  
  busy   carrier (ࠧ  㤥ঠ  砥),  祭 -
  稢    ࠡ⠫ ᫮ 䫥:  ࠧ "ᮥ, ࢠ!!!!"
  ⢥砥 CONNECT 2400,   ࠧ "ᥩ ... [let it be ७-
  ]" -  NO CARRIER.
     ।⠢ ᮡ   ࠧ⥩  -  ⮫쪮 砫쭨
  ந 娤 ᮬ  ࠧ "   த 襫...",
  ᠬ㭨⮦    襭⢮ (⠪   ਠ "誠").
   ⠪ p ⢥ ( ᨬ  pᮢ 砫쭨):
     1)  AIDSTEST  室
     2) BC++ 3.0
     3)  p᪨
   : "p 砫,  !".

  ਬ砭:
  ----------
      㬥  樠  易⥫  ᯮ쭥 
  ᥩ ਨ  [ ਠ: H, CCC ].





    

 㢠  ᢮ 㢨宩
 㦨 梥,  .
㢠   ࠡ,
㢨 ⥡ ⥫.

     ᠣ -
諠    .
  ࠧ ᠣ  -
諠   ᪮ ।.
⨩ ࠧ   ᠣ -
   ७ -
諠   ய᪮ ,
 -ᮬ   ᠣ.
"४, , 祣 ",
 ᠭ   -⮬.

७ 㢠  让 ᨫ,
", 㬠, ७".
H  ਤ    ,
H  , ⮡  ⠢.
⨫ , 㣠, ,
   १ 訡訫.
" 諨 , , ᪨,
  ⠪ ᥡ 筮 ".

ਯ 㢠  ᢮ 㢨,
    .
"ࠩ, , 祣 ",
 ⮬ ᠣ  ᠫ.
"  , ᪠ 㢨,
   .
४⨫  , , ,
    ⥫  -
H- ᮢᥬ  ୮-".

 襫 㢠  ࠡ.
   쪨 䨪.
४⨫  㢨 ⥫,
   ਭ஭.

⨫   㢨,
뢠  ⥫.
㫠 ࠧ 㢨,
     ⮣ ,
"  , 㢠, , ४,
  ᥡ ய᪨ ".



  襫 㢠  ࠡ,
   䨪 ,
ࠢ   ᠣ,
 ", , ⥡ 㢨,
, , ய᪨ ".

⢥砥   १ 
६ ⥬ ஬⮪:
" ᥡ, ਫ, ,
㤥   㦥  쨬.
  ⫨, , ,
ࠢ   אַ ᥣ".

室 㢠  ࠡ -
,  㢨 㦥 ,
 㣮 㫠 騪,
, -檨 ⠥ .
" , , ᮪,
 ⮭ ⮬ ਫ,
, , ᥡ ,
 㦭  ⠪ ,
-   ,
 ⮢  ᥬ 㤥".

  㢠  ࠡ,
⥡ ᢮ 㢨宩,
   ᮢᥬ 㦥 䨪 -
ᠣ ᢮ 㤠 .
Hᠫ   ᠣ,
  , "㢨 ⥡,
  㦥 ,
  ࠧ訢 ".

⢥砥    㤨쥬:
"   㤮⢮ਬ 㢨?
H  ७  , 㤥 ⥡ ,
㯠  䨣,  ᥡ ..."

頥 㢠  ᢮ 㢨 -
  㦥   㫠 -
  㢨堬
  ᪮ ९.
", 㢠, ,   ,
 , ࠧ ⠪ 堫,
⠭ ஬ ॢ,
     襥".


"쪨, 㢠 ᬥ,
    -".
H    ࠤ ,
    ࠡ.
 ᮢᥬ   䨪 -
஢ ⢥ ⥡.
  㢠 ᢮ ᠣ,
 祩-  ப.
    ᠣ,
  , "㫠 㢨,
 ᮢᥬ, ਫ, 堬,
  ஬ ॢ,
  直   襥".

"H    ⥡  㢨宩,
  ⢥ ,
H  , ஬ ॢ
㤥, ࠧ ⠪ 㢨".

頥 㢠  ᥡ  ,
 㢨  ⠫쭮 寧 -
H ॥ ᠬ  襥,
   ⠪,   .
" , , 㢠,  ࠡ,
H ᢮  ,
 ᮢᥬ  㦥 ⥡,
  ᠬ  ⮬.
⮡ ⢮  ࠫ   ,
 ४⨫ ⮫쪮  ".

 襫  㢠  ࠡ,
   믠 ,
ᠣ 㤠  室,
   ९.
⯨ᠫ 㢠 ᠣ ,
 "ᮢᥬ ७ 㢨,
 ⮬  ᥬ,
 ⮢,  뭪,  ,
 , ,  ⮡,
ࠫ    
 ४⨫ ⮫쪮  ".

H祣    ⢥⨫,
  堬⢠, ୮, .
  㢠  ᠣ ,
 ᯮ   蠫,
H ⠪  䨣   .

頥   ᢮ 㢨 -
 ⯨ᠭ  ᥩ ,
H㤠  室 e ४,
  ,   ⥤.
 ᨤ ᥡ 㢨, ,
 ᬮ,  , ⥫.

३ ࡠ,
५ 1993.





From:    Alex Young
To:      All                                    Msg #12, 07-Jul-91 01:32
Subject: INTEL

                 Intel'᪨ 

      , ଠ  ⢮   Intel'᪨
     㦥 ⠫ 祩  . 
   ⮫쪮   Intel'᪨  -  㦥 
   ॢ襭i  . ன ࠦ ਣ쭮
   襭,  ஬ ਡ Intel'᪨ 㬥 
   ஥஢i । .  ᯥ  㬨 
    ᪮筮  80386 ,  
   80486 - ᠬ  Intel'᪨ p⮧ 㤠-
   㯫뫠    ਣ᪨ 
   80486 .

       㤨⥫쭮,  p᪨ Intel'᪨ 室
      饭 .  ࠢ, 
   뢠   "reserved by Intel", 
   "   -  !", , 뢠,   ன
    -   Intel',  
   ॢ頥   .
        - 堪, ᮩ   ⨭, 
   ᪮ ஢    ந ⢠,
    쭮 ।⠢ ᥡ  窠ਪ  Intel',
   ⨢ ᬥ    㪨, ࠤ
   ⫨  㯮 㯨襣.
       ⮬,   p ⠭ ﭨ
   ⭮ *) Intel'᪨ 㬭 ਭ ⮯ 
    묨 ⪠.

       墠     訥   
    NUL . ᬮਬ,  ⠬  ⠫   ...
   ,   8086    ...  , ,
   p⥪p ⮣ 㤠 Stephen P. Morse p ᫠.
    ᪠,  .  nop p ᤥ 
    nop'.
      , ᪠, 襢  lea.    
   p,  祣  p㬠, ⥬  , 
   娭 ⨯ lea si,[0120].  p ⨫ ppp,
     p  , 㤠  ⠪   -
   lea cx,dx.
       ᮡ  Intel jump'.  ⮫쪮 jump' ⠬
    -     ,  ᫮ ⥡, ,
     ᮢᥬ ଠ ਯᥭ  祭 ⪨, 
   ᠬ묨 묨 , ᮬ, ᢥ, ᮡ
   jmp far ax   jmp far al.  p p, ,
     롮  ஢ .
            ,   0F
   . , 筮,  Intel   㬥p.
   , p, 㬥p, - ᯮ⥥.
         㤮⢮ ஢ ॡ 
   8086. ࠭,   ᪠, p  ⮬ .
      ,   ஡ ⫨ 8088  8086, ⮫쪮 
   ᮢ ᬮ,     Norton  SystemInfo,
   - - 㬬    砥.

      ,  80286   8086   䮫
   ( ਣ쭮 襭,  ࠢ ,  ⮣ 
   㬥஢ , , 筮,  設⢥ 砥
    䮫⮭, ᪮ ,   p 㤠
   ᫮ ).
      , ᪠, loadall  80286. Load' ᮫⭮ all
   ॣ 80286.     ᢮ ,  
   饥,  p  .

      80386 ᫥  80286 p p 䮫⮢ 
   .  p ⮬   p   loadall 80286'.
      ᢮ loadall,    ,  
   pp p, ⮬   load'  
   all ॣ.
      p ⮣,  ⮬   ⠪ , 㤠
   ⥪     ⮢  ॣ ax 
   eax ᫥ 믮 popa  popad ᮮ⢥⢥.


                                     Igor Sysoev (5020/26.3)
                                     Red Rat's Club.


  
  *) - GLASTNOST ( Copyright by Mike Gorby, 1985 )

--- FD 1.99c
 * Origin: He n  ooe - e, e noae. (2:5020/26)






                ᭮ ⫨ 饣 ணࠬ.
               -------------------------------------------

        騩 ணࠬ  ,  㦭 짮⥫.

        騩 ணࠬ    㪮⢮  ࠡ 
        ணࠬ - 짮⥫      ⮫쪮    ᢮
           ᠬ   ணࠬ ,  ᬮ.

        騩 ணࠬ    ਥ  ᢮
        ணࠬ.   ⠥,   ᫨ ணࠬ  㤭  ,
                .

        騩 ணࠬ    㬥    ணࠬ,
        ..  㦭  ⥬,  ᯮᮡ  ணࠬ 
        ⨭  䮫.

        騩 ணࠬ    ਪ ணࠬ,  
        ਪ ணࠬ  ᫠ ,  ᯮᮡ 
        ⥬ ணࠬ஢.

        饣 ணࠬ 㤭 ⠢ ࠡ.  ᫨ 
        ࠥ  ,  ஢     30 ᮢ 
        뢠.

        騩 ணࠬ     ࠡ⠥  9   5 .
        ᫨   㢨  饣 ணࠬ   ஬  ᫥
        9 ᮢ  -     ᯠ  .

        騩 ணࠬ       ,   
        ⥫  ਪ ணࠬ.

        騩 ணࠬ          ,  
           祭 த楢  稢 .

        騩 ணࠬ      .  ⢨⥫쭮 ,
        㤭  ணࠬ,   ᫥ 12 , 饣
         .

        騩 ணࠬ     PL/I,    PL/I  - 
         ,   蠥     .

        騩 ணࠬ     APL.  ࠪ 
         APL.

        騩 ணࠬ       ,  , .
        ண ஫ ⨯   몠     
        ᫠ .

        騩  ணࠬ  ⠥ ,   ୮  ணࠬ஢
         -  㭨᪨ .

        騩 ணࠬ      ࠥ   ⥭   㣨
        ᯮ⨢ , ॡ騥 ᬥ .    쯨
           ⨭ ⮫쪮 ⮣,   ᢠ אַ 
        設 .

        騩 ணࠬ     䨪 ࠡ,
         ,   㦭 ⮫쪮  .  饬
        ணࠬ  ࠢ   ঠ ᢮   .

        騩 ணࠬ 㬠 ,  ࠥ  ADVENTURE.

        騩 ணࠬ  ᫠ ⠢ CP/M  ࠡ 
        IBM/370  MVS  ZX81s.

        饬 ணࠬ        ⥬,
           頥    ᮮ饭  ⪫砥
        .

        騩 ணࠬ    १ࢭ .

        騩 ணࠬ      ⠭  室
        ⥪⮢ ᫥ 砩 ࠭ -  ࠢ -
        ਤ ९뢠 .

        騩 ணࠬ   ஢ ᢮ ணࠬ, ⠪
        㯠 ⮫쪮 㢥७  ᥡ .

        ணࠬ 饣 ணࠬ ᥣ ४ᨢ   ᪠
         ० 㯥ࢨ,    ணࠬ 饣 ணࠬ.


                筨                        : Softpanorama v.36
                 ॢ  ࠭  : .





                        ࠢ 
                       ணࠬ⮢

     騥  ணࠬ      ᯥ樠쭮  -  짮⥫   ᠬ
ᮮࠧ   ࠢ  쬥 ,  ᬮ .
     騥 ணࠬ    ᢮  ணࠬ.    殮
  ⮬ 殮 .
     騥  ணࠬ      ਪ  ணࠬ.    
ணࠬ  . ਪ  ணࠬ஢  -      ᫠,
    ⥬ ணࠬ.
     騥  ணࠬ      quiche.      Twinkies,  and
Szechwan food.
     騥 ணࠬ        COBOL.  COBOL      
ਪ ணࠬ⮢.
     騥 ணࠬ    ணࠬ ࠢ쭮  ࢮ
ࠧ.   ᫨        設,        ࠢ
ணࠬ  30 ᮢ  .
     騥 ணࠬ    FORTRAN. FORTRAN     ७
㬠  ⨨   㤠   ⠫䨨.
     騥 ணࠬ   ࠡ  9  5. ᫨  -
  ணࠬ⮢  ࠡ⠥  9 ,   ⮫쪮  ⮬,
  ࠡ⠫  .
     騥 ணࠬ      BASIC.    饥  ६  
ணࠬ⮢,   BASIC,    12 .
     騥 ணࠬ    PL/I. PL/I    ணࠬ⮢,
     祬   ,        COBOL,      
FORTRAN.
     騥 ணࠬ    APL.  ࠪ    
APL.
     騥 ணࠬ    ⥭     -
㣨 ᯮ⮬,  ஬  ८. 쯨 -     !  
騩 ணࠬ 室  ᢮  ⨭     ࠡ,    
㤠 , , 룭  । 觠.
     騥 ணࠬ  㬥. 㬥   殢,
    ⨭  ꥪ 㫨.
     騥 ணࠬ    PASCAL,  BLISS,    ADA,  
- 㣮 筮 몥. ண ஫  ⨯      
᫠ .
     騥 ணࠬ   짮⥫,   㦭.
     騥 ணࠬ ,  ୮ ணࠬ஢ 
ந᪨ 㭨⮢.
     騥  ணࠬ      .   ஢      㤥
-砫쭨. 騥 ணࠬ  ঠ ᢮ 砫쭨  
⭮.
     騥 ணࠬ 㬠 ,    ADVENTURE.
     騥 ணࠬ ᫠ ⠭ CP/M  370  設  
MVS  ᢮ ZX81s.
     騬 ணࠬ⠬   蠥 ⥬  ᭮.  
뢠 RACF   室        ன  ⥬
᭮.
     騥 ணࠬ      室    ZAPs,  ᫥
ᥣ,   㤥  ணࠬ ᭮.
     騥 ணࠬ  . ஢       
᫠묨 ࢠ  㢥७  ᥡ.
     ணࠬ  ணࠬ⮢ ᥣ ४ᨢ   ᪠  
  㯥ࢨ,    ணࠬ஢    ⠢  饣
㤮⢨.
     騥 ணࠬ    १ࢭ .





                          

                      
                    - p  楫 ᢥ
                    ⥡ "  "
                  p  ⮩ 

                   p - 訩 p
                   p,  pp
                  p,  
                   嫥 ᬠ p 

                 ⮬ p  ᬥ
                 , 쭨砩, 㯨, p
                   p 쬥-쬥
                    쬥 p

                 , p, -  
                   쮭-쬥⮩ 
                     
                  p pp稪 

                  ⥬ ᪠쭮   p
                  ⠬  ⮢ 頥  ?
                  p㤨  ᠬ ᢮ p
                 ⮡   p 

                   p p p⨪
                    p - ᮢᥬ  
                  p  諥 ⠪
                  p  - p᪨ p

                  㡥  p 
                  p    p
                  p   
                      p 裡

                 , ,  ⮩ ᠬ 
                  p宦,    p
                 , p !  뫪 ⠫
                   ⠫, Dragon p

                  㣮   p᪨
                   p ᨨ 
                   쬥騪,  ᪨
                 㤠   ⮫쪮, ⮫쪮   

                    쬥 ᨤ  p
                     묨 p㦪
                  쬥 p   
                  pp ᢮ 誠

                 p⮬ -  㣮⨫
                  p  p⮢  ᨫ
                 ᪮p 稫   猪
                  楯   㫥猪

                 ᭮  p
                 㤠, 㤠    
                   쬥   p
                  p ᠥ,  㬠 ᮩ

                   ⮬  襬 ⭮ p
                 p,    㤠  ᤠ
                    p  ᬮp  
                  p᭮ ⠬ ᠫ

                   ,   p浪 
                 㯫 p  
                 樭 p 㫠⮢  
                 室 pᮢ  p 

                  ᪮p ⠭  ᮢᥬ 謠p
                 p p - p p㤨
                 쭮  㤥 p㠫쭮
                     吝  㬠 ᮩ





===============================================================================
 : ணࠬ - ,
  ࠪ⭠ ᢮-砫쭨 - ,
  - ⨯ ண  - H,
   堪 - -,
   .

-  -  ,    ,
 窠    -  饬, ணࠬ.

:
 , ,  ᪨ ᮢᥬ ?  ᨫ  ?
 ᪨ ⥫ - H ,  ࠧ ᥬ ?
 ࠩ   - ,  ஡  ?
  "⠪" ࠧ ࠥ,   ⠭  ண !
 ९, , ⮬ - H 쬥    !
- H, -  '  ᪮   !

-:
    ࠪ, H     ⠪ !
H 㦨 襥,  dBASE   㪠 ! (஥  )
H. H .  !   :   ⥡ 
H   -  ᪮.
H       ࠪ ᬮ ,
   த H  ⢮ !
   ,     
-  ᪮     !

  :
 ᨫ  -   :  ᪮.
     , Syntax error ⥡   ?
᫨   ⠪  -  襭  : ⢥ ⭮   !
- ,  ,  ࠢ.

H:
 诠   - 5   : "-, -",
 誨   -  ᪥⪨  !

:
 ⠪   - ᠥ  .
 ᯫ, 뢠, 拉 -  ⥡  㪨  .
   ०,  ࠧ ᥡ  ,
 ᮦ  ᠭ - "System crash"  "System crash".
   ய,  몫⥫  ࢨ
-     ࠧ,   ணࠬ 㯨.
襫       .
  㤨,  ᬥन,    - ᫠, .

 Hﭥ ( ⥩,   ⮭ ந ):
, ,   ?    ਢ  !
  BASIC-,  ᪥  .
  H  H H   !
  ⨬ ஬    㣮 !

H:
H,   ⮬ ᯮ,   ᠤ ⮯ :
   ४ᨫ -  ⥡   !
  BASIC  ⮬     ⢮     :
 ࠭  ᪠ !

 :
, ஫   ? H- 㪨  !
 ⥡ ࠭-4,  㣮 -   !

-:
 ⨫ -   ,  ⮯, ⠬᪠, .
H, -  Disk Doctor -     !

===============================================================================




                                USERIADA

                  User ࢠ  , -
                 襫    쥬 SpeedDisk!

                                  * * *

                 OS, MOS, MS DOS,
                 User' ஢.
                 OS, MOS, DR DOS,
                  ᢥ ,
                 OS, MOS, MS DOS,
                   ᭮
                 OS, MOS, DR DOS,
                  Eras!

                                  * * *

                    뫮 ⮩ ࠧ
                    "Erase",
                        ,
                      Undelet'.

                                  * * *

                   "Dir"
                  ⮭ .

                                  * * *

                  ⥬  ࡠ, -
                    .

                                  * * *

                 ஧ User  
                 砫 ᪥ 
                     ᪮...
                 User' ⮩ த!

                                  * * *

                 ᪫ ஧ ५, -
                 設   ⫠ ᣮ५,
                 IBM ⢮ AT,
                    !

                                  * * *

                 "  Pascal?" - ⠫ , -
                   , ⢥ 㢥७: "!"

                                  * * *

                 User ᥣ,   ࠪ,
                 ⮩ 㧨  Lexicon Command.com.
                 訫 ࠬ... ,  , -
                 襩 ⥬  ᪥ 뫠.

                                  * * *

                 User, ⮯ਪ   㫠,
                   Acer'a  Compaq.

                                  * * *

                  User ஡ 
                 ୮Gif  ⠫
                   View'஬ 뤠
                  २⪠ ...
                  User,  , -
                 Gif'    Fli', -
                      ⤠
                  誠 EGA.




                  䥪⨢ ணࠬ.
   ४権  ࢮ䮢,  ᫥ ணࠬ.

     1. ணࠬ   ࠧ  .
     2.    ࠧ  ࠪ.
     3. ᯮ짮 ६ 楫ᮮࠧ.
     4.      ணࠬ     ,  ਭ,
  稭  .
     5.   ப          ࠢ 
ࠢ .
     6.   ਠ ᪠    ਠ.
     7.    ᫮ 室  믮  ᫮
⢫ 室    ᢮묨 ࠪ.
     8.   -᫮  横  ᫮.
     9. ᯮ짮 ਥ 頥!!!
     10.᭮ 祩  ணࠬ  ७ -
  ᪮ ࠭⢠,    ।   直  -
  ࠩ஢.
                                 * * *
     11.  ᮡ ᯮ殮  ⠥ ᪮,   -
⢥,  - ன,  ᮫ - 訬.










                          .


                        ᮪  ஥ ணࠬ
                         ᥬ .
                         ணࠬ   
                         ᥩ 㣥 .

                        襫   
                        ⢠ ணࠬ
                        廊 ⭠ 
                           -

                        ⭠  
                        -᪨  :
                        ' ⥬     㪠,
                         砩 . '.

                        '   ᪠- --,
                           ࠭ ? '
                        ' ᪢  堪஢ . '
                        '  ⮦    . '

                        '   - ᡮ㫠  -
                          , ⢮ ,
                         , ⮡ 㤠 ன,
                         뢠 . '

                        '᪥ ⠢  ,
                         ,
                        ⮬   
                           . '

                        '  ⮦ - ᪠ -- -
                          ,
                        , ,  㦮,
                           ஡. '

                          ᯥ 
                          'Password'
                         ணࠬ ᢮ ᪥
                        ⠢  ᪮.

                           㪠
                          'Reset'.
                         BIOS  ப⨫
                        ࠭ ᭥ ᢥ.

                        -᪠ ,   ,
                           ⥬.
                        設 ⨫ DOS,
                         ணࠬ .

                         ⨫ ࡮-᪠,
                        ⮡  設 .
                        ⥬   ᠫ
                         ࠢ  .

                         室 ணࠬ
                          ⨢.
                        設  ⠫  ,
                         ⠭.

                           ᥡ ,
                          .
                         ⨢ 襫
                         -誠  .

                           ,
                          稪 ᪠,
                           ணࠬ ,
                           .

                            -
                        ⭨ ஢,
                          c  ,
                         ஢.



--------------------------------------------------------------------------------





                ᪮.


  稫 設, 뫮 ६  .
  諨  ,  ਭ  梥.
 設  뫮  ୮,    -   .
 㬭 㪨 ⨪ ६   .

᪮ ஬  ᪥  稢 ᬮ५ .
 ,         ⢥ .
  ਫ    -   ,    .
᪮  ⥭,  ,  㤠  ᯥ訫,
    ᫨ ⥫ ᯥ.

 ,   祫  - (  ᪠    )
㫥 ஦   ᥪ -   ਥ ॢ.
   ,  㯠   .
 ਢ,    ᪮ ⠫ ᪠  ४.

᪨  த  -  , 祬   .
 孮   줮 - १ 뫨 .
    뫨, ⠬  ࠧ諨 ஢,
஫ ᪠,   ७, - -  諨  㬠.

᪥ ᪮稫  饫, 㫠,  諠 .
 ᫨  ᪮   ⠫ ,  ஫  ࠤ.
᪥ ᪠ -  ⮬,  ⠬ 뫮   楫 .
  ⮬,  , ,    室,  ணࠬ
      室.

 ,   ᪠  ᨪ  ,   .
 直 ⠫ -  ॢ -     .
 ᫨ ॢ ,  ࠩ   㦭      .
᪮    ࠦ   㣮  ⥯    .

 ,  稭  娢,     .
   ᯠ  , ⮬ ,  㦥  ᯠ .
   㦭 -    ᢨ  .
 ᪠ , 砩 訩  ⮬ -
   뭥   㤥  ...




                          H, , !
          (㪮⢮  祭 ᨬ㬠 㤮⢨
                     ᢮  易⥩)

                              

     ,    筮,  ⭨  13,    ࠩ    ,
H襣BOFH.  稭   砫쭨:
     "    ⮫ !" ஬稢    㡪.
     "ᥭ६,"   뫠  ,   ᪮쪮 
ᮢ  ன.
     "祬," 㬠,     㬨⢮񭭮 砢 -
, " ਤ ."
     " ⠪?.." ᯨࠥ   堭  砫쭨.
     "宦,    ,    ⮫쪮  ⨫..." (,
筮 ,    頫 - ६ ⨢樨    2
,   ⭮ ⢮ ᥡ ஢楬).
     "H ⮣, 筮..." ᡠ  砫쭨. ᯮ 
, ࠧ訢襬 १ ࠡ  ,  ᢥ   .
        㡪  ਭ,    ᪠ . -
    -   㦥   蠥 室 ᮡ -
  Comanch'.     蠥 ਭ஬, ਭ 
  -  譨   Tribal Dance,   ﭨ
   뢮 ⮫쪮 ⢮ .
      -  ⮥.  Turbo Debugger -  ࠭, 㡪 -  ⥫-
䮭,    - ⥦.    - । ஢.  騥 
஢ ,   뢥訢 ⠡ ".   稭  ᯮ-
."  뢠 .
     १      ⠥ 砫쭨.
     "H, ?"   蠥 .
     ".   ,  ?" ᪢ த ᢥ , -
 Ctrl-F8.  ᭮ 窨, 襩  ࠭,  筮,
 㤮⢮ .  室,    ࢭ ⮫-
: "H !"

     H ࠧ      ࠢ쭮 饢७?
H   .   ,  १ ᪮쪮  ᠬ ௥ (
?  祬,    砥     )  㢥७ 
     ண : "  ஡!"
     "   ⮬ ᮢ襭   ஡," 䨫᪨ -
 , 㬠  ᥡ: "᫨   ,  ஡  ᥩ -
 ᮧ!"
     "H  ஡ 祭 !" 㦦 . "  ᪥  -
⠥!     !"
     "H, ," 㯠 , "  .  쪮  ।-
।:  ᪮ - 嫨.   ᮢᥬ  ᯮ."
     "  ᯮ ᥤ 設,"     .
     "  ," ᮣ (,    !) ,  
ᮢ뢠 ᪥  ᥤ 設,   ⠭ ᪮ -
 (digger ஭騪 -   ஡).  H 蠭 ⢥ত-
,  ⠭  ᪥   ᨫ  ,     -
 .  " ᮢ ᪮஢   ᪥,     -
. H  ."
     ᫥ ⠦ (copy a:  b:)     ᠬ ᪮-
஢ ᪥. H让 ࠩ祪 ᫥  ⥬, ⮡ ⠫ 
 "⠫".  ⫨,  室, 稢    ⢥ -
 Norton Disk Destroyer (NDD)  ⢨ ஢  -
.

       祭,  ஢ ஥ ய.   ࠧ祭.
뢠 , ᭨ ⠡.  । 㬭 ਢ  -
.  ࠢ,  .   ⠭  ࠧ 뤥  ⮫
᪮쪮  ,  ⬥祭   ᫥  - ,
ᬮ騬 -.  祭  -  뢮  ࠭ ந-
 ࠢ ,   ᫥  ᠦ.
     "-,  㦨  ."
      . , !
     "  ᪥,  㦥 ᠫ ⨢."
       !  H,  ⨭,   । 祫᪮ 㯮.
  㦥      ࣠樨  .  H, -
祬,  筠 ⮣ ⠫  !
     ⠪,  ⨢.  H, ,  ⢨⥫쭮 室 ᪮ -
.  H       䠩, ᮤঠ騥  -
᭮,    ⫨  㪮७    ᮢ.    
-   ࠧ祭!
     " ⥯ 室    ᢮ ஡..."  -
ᮬ ਣ . , 稪! 㪨  !
     " , !!!"
     H, , ⥭쪠,     堫!
     "H-,     ஡?" ᮬ ண  ᢥ-
 , ᫠   ᠬ㢥७ .      -
,     ⠪ ﭥ  ,  㤮஦ ᦨ ⮫ 
᪥,   ୥,  ᫥  ᮢ,  ⮫.  , 㦥  
நନ஢. 祬, ᭠砫 蠥...
     "    娢,    祭 让,   ᪠, 
㦭 ணࠬ long..."
     ,  ⠪!      ணࠬ !  ਤ -
   .
     ", ," 뢠  (業,     -
祭 㦭 䥪), " ਭ﫨       -
     ?     ,  ਬ,  ⮨ 让
஬ (  ࠧ     ᪥), ਥ஢-
 ⨢ ⭮   ,    ࠫ.  -
    ᫨,   ࠧ."
       ᪥  뢠    㭮 , -
񭭮  ᪥ .     ,   "never,  nie,
nunca, jamais"  窠 ண䮢  ॢ  " !".
H  ,     .   ᪠  
!
     娢, ࠧ㬥  楫,   ⮦ ⠭.  H -
頭  ᮢ     ஡  ᪥⠬ - ,  
H  ﭭ  ਥ஢   ⨢ .
H     ⨬ ᮬ.

         筮 ࠧ ,   ⮣  -
  㦥   .    ⮫쪮 .  H     
ᬥ  ࠡ祬 . ᪠     ஭  -
樨   ᪠१ ᫮祪  ஬  ࠢ -
.

                              ன

     , ୮, 㬠,   ⭨楩 13 ᫥ 㡡 14? 
,    .     HBOFH!   ⭨楩 13  ᫥-
 ⮫쪮 ⭨ 13, 㡨  ᥡ  ! 祬, . -
,  ࠧࠧ, 㯠 ࢮ ५.    ࠧ ᥣ!
     H ஡,   祪   ᥣ  .   -
  樠⨢. 뫠   ᮮ饭: "General Protection
fault,  system halted",  릨 5 ᥪ㭤,   ⭮ 뫨 ⠪
   ࢥ.  ⢮񭭮 訯 ⢥ত  -
⨭: "H,  뢠..."
        ᯥ祭,  ࠧ ᯥ.  砫
  ᢥ:  "  ࢥ- 稭 ?     ,
  ." ⮭  ⥫䮭 㡪 㦤    
 ࠢ -  㣠 ,    :  ",  । ⥬,
   뫥⥫,     ..."   㡪.  ᮭ
 砫  ࠢ  ᤥ ࠡ  ⮢.
       ⥯    ᮡ⢥ ⪠.   ⠪  ᯨࠥ 
।襭.     ⥫䮭 㡪,    ०
-  ⮩ ஭. 䮭  ,  몠.
     "஥ !" ᮮ   㡪.
     "᫨ !"  ᯮ  ஥.
     "  ⠪?" ᢥ .
     "     ," ࠧ .
     "   ᥣ.  祭 ᮪ ᮫筠 ⨢ 뭥-
 ᭮ ਢ   ᪮ 鸞, 饣 -
  ࠧ."
         ਢ   ᪨  BOFH,  "dumb mode
on".   ⮩  筮   ,  㣮.
     "    ?" ஦騬  㦠 ᮬ 訢 -
.
     " ᫮.   ,  , 騥  -
 . 뤥୨    ,  ᮥ  
॥ ⮯.  - 訩 ⥫."
     "H     殢..."
     "H ॡ.  ᮥ ,  筮 ,   ᪠
񭭮 ஢.  ⮢   ᢮.    -
."
     ⠢  誠 ᫥ ୥訩  ।  -
,   ⤠   筮 ( ,  ⢨⥫쭮,  !) 
: " -  몫砩 㣨  ."
     " ⥢?"     ᢥ 筮.
     " ⥢!" म  . "    -?  
 ,   㩤    ॥."
      (筮), 뢠, 室.   祣   ⠪ ࢭ
室  ⮩ 樨?
     "-,    ?"   .
     "<> <⢮>",   ⢥.
      ᢥ      諮 ࢮ ५,   -
 㤨 㦨,     筮 㦥 ਭ
⨥     . 祬, ࠧ , ᢮ -
  ᤥ -   믨᪨  쭨 ࢥ 稭,   
  ⠢ 㤠.   ࢮ   ᢥ   03,  ,
஢ 冷 㤠 "᪮",  म 㬠  ᢮ -
⭮   ஢ ⢥ .  H    ஢,  
믨!

     ᫥ ⪮ 몠    ⠫  ࠡ祬 -
ﭨ  ⮫쪮  ,   १ ᠬ UPS, -
⮢      .     ᫠-
,   - ⥫㠫쭮, paratrooper, -
,  tetris.    㦥   ᯮ. H  
ࠢ  email-letter-bomb  BOFH   ,    
 ᢮ pentium'.

                              ⨩

     ⭨ 13... H,   㦥 ⠫  ⨬ , 
  ᭮ ⨥ - ⠢,    HBOFH!   ᥣ-
 宥 ஥, 㦥    , ⠪  ਤ ᠬ
ࠡ   ⨥. ,    ࠫ  
ࢥ஬  -      稭,   室 ࠧ 
.
       壠  ᢥ:  "  , -
   㯪 祪?!!".  H୮,   ᫥ ࠧ,
 ࠧਢ  ᮬ 砫쭨,   祬   ⠫ 
६  ⠭ "窠"     ᠭ ணࠬ-ᨭ-
?   筮 㯮 ।⥫     
뢠 ⥫䮭 砫쭨.
     "祭..."  㤨 ⢥.
     "     N182373874 (     ࠭ -
쭮  㤭)  ᫥騩   窨 뫨 ᯨᠭ."   -
,            ᪮  㯨 
ᠬ  ,   ⠪ ᭮.
     "H..."
     "H?" ᨫ  .  "   ᮡ⢥,  
 죨.  ᫥  ...  25."
       ,     㬬    . ,  -
饬-,      죨   죨 .     ᢮
.   ⪫뢠    宣 ஥.
     H  筮,    ⮫쪮 ९㣠,     
.    ,       500 -
,     業   , ॢ   ᢮ , 
⥬ ஡  㬥  㭨⮦ ᫥ 500 , ⫨-
 ⠢  ᠬ   ᪮쪮 㫥.  ⮣ 襭
ன 誮 㤥 訬 ਧ,   ⪥  25 -
⭮, ⮬  ୨, ࠤ   ਢ  ࠡ-
   㬬  20 ࠧ .
            業,   pentium  譨 
뢠,    Cadillac 㦥  ,    ਭ樯.  
    ᫥  । "樨"!

     ᯮ ,  宦  Ohio ( ࠬ:   USA)
堪    ⠦,  ஬    ௨       
Retaliator,  뢠 ,  ⠪ ,  祬   ⠫ ⫨-
砥,  -  뢠.    ࠧ -
.
     뢠 ,  롨  ⮫ ஢  㬭. -
 ⨭ ॡ 㤮⢮७,   ⮩ ᮯ୨ -
 ⨭ 㤮⢨  .
     "," 筮  ,  뢠 몫⥫ ஬-
.
     "  ᥩ    ࠩ ਭ,     ..." 稭
.
     " ਭ?"   .
     "HP LJ IV," ᮮ頥 .
     ", ...    ᭠ 窠."   , 
   稫  Hell BBS,   ⮣,     ६
ਧ  ન.  ⮭ ⠪  뢠...
     "  ," 稭 ன, "Turbo Vision..."
     "H   祢,"  ,  "     ⮣ -
 窠".  , ,  㤨,   ન. , 
  砫 મ  H襣BOFH,    㤨﫨. -
窠  Turbo Vision  Artificial Intelligence,   ࠡ
  㤠   Yes  No  ..   㦥 ᯮਫ
  ஬, ᪮쪮  稢  தন  ࠡ -
 ᤠ ணࠬ.  먣ࠫ - ஢  .

      ⥫䮭. H -! , 稪!
     "   ⠥ ᪥."
     H宩  砩   ਬ  㤨 BOFH - ⥪
⣮ப. H ࢮ ࠭ - ᠬ ᪠. "H".
     "H    ⠫..."
     ",    㧭?"
     H,     .    .   ᪠ 
 -   .
     "  ࢠ, ,  ,  ᫥ ⢠ 쭮 -
⠭ ய.   ⮫쪮  ᯮᮡ ।࠭  ᪥ 
 - 㯠    ⭥.   ⢥,  ᫨
ᬮ,    ᥬ ࠧ,  ୨   ⭮ 㬠. ,
᫨  ᬮ  ஬᫥ -    饭  ᪮-
."
     "H..."
     " ,    㣠 ⥬,   ᪥   ᪫뢠-
. H   ⪠  窮.  ,  ,  floppy -
  ?  ⮬,  ⢥ ᯮᮡ 㡥  -
. ய אַ ᥩ 㭨⮦ ."
     ᭮, 蠫   , ᫨   ।  ᦥ -
᪥?
     ", , ⥫쭮   ᫮ ᮪ ⥬-
.   ᯮ짮   ᯨ窠.    
த ⠪    ஬ -  ,   ᮦ, 
ᮣ."
       ᯨ窨.   ஢   ⥫䮭 -  ᥤ-
  .     뢠 - ᠬ ࠭   -
.    㡪  砣.   ⢮...

                            

     H-   ,   ⢨⥫쭮 ᯮᮡ  -
ࠢ - FlipFlop.  H   ⥫䮭,   ᫠ ।-
祭      ᠬ  ᥪ㭤,     ᯠ  
⥫쭮 .
     "HBOFH  蠥."     -  ਧ -
饩 .
     "     ..." ᪨ .
     "    ."       ⥫䮭  㧭 ,   
.  ࠤ   ⪨ 쬥᪨ ,    -
祣 ᤥ - ࠢ ॢ ᥣ.
     "     .  , -   ஫."
     ஢ -  ,  㤠  !   誠 ⠫ ᠬ ᬥ-
 ᢮ ஫.     ᡮ᪨ 誨?
     " ,   ᡮ  .  ,   﫨   ᢮
ࠧ.   ⠭ ."
       ஫,  del *.txt, 㢥稢 ࠧ  ࠧ
  ࠧ    ⠫,    㢥   ⮬,
 ᮮ   ⥫䮭,   ᪮   㡪:  "H, , 
  浪.  ,    㤠 ⠭,  ,  , 
 뫨   ᪥?"
     "."
     "H  ,    ஢."   ⮫쪮  -
   ⮬ ஢ ?..  H 孥   ⥪ ⣮-
ப ᥣ " "...

     䮭 .   , 砫쭨. 쪮   -
祬  ࠤ.  뫠  ࠢ   㤭  -
஡ ࠧ᭥,     㬠.   ᯨ᪥  墠⠥ ⮫쪮
ந - , ,  -  ⮫ ( ⥫쭮 ਢ
砩 ᯥ樠쭮     ,   ᨫ   ஥).  ,
ࠧ㬥,    ⨭ 뢠 "ண"    -
 . H  , ࠧ㬥.
        㡪 .
     "  뫨???"
      ࠢ, 砫쭨.  쪮  ࠡ⠥  ⠪  (०-
   ⮬),   뢠,   ࠧਢ.
     뫠       ᨣ    ஦ ண-
ࠬ,   室    "ᨪ"    -
  .
     " 筮,   冷  .  -  ⤥ ᭠
ࠧ ணࠬ,   ᨢ ୮⨭ 頥 -
.    ᭮."
     "--..."
     設.  - 設.  祫 -  砫쭨.  -
筮  -  ७, ⮡  祢. H  -
   ...  뫠 Big Boss'   ᠬ ,    㣮
࠭ ᠦ -⢮  砫쭨.   -  ॡ,
    ⠢ - 㯨 -  㤮⢨  ࠡ
 㤥.
      㨭᪨  BOFH  ⠪ ,  , ᪠ -
   email.  .  ⠬     -
砫쭨? -! H, , ⥫, ⮣   ! H ஭
 砫쭨!    ਣ...

                              

     ,   ⭨ 13,  ⥫䮭   ᠬ ,   㦥
  ᨫ ஢  .   뤥 ⥫䮭  ஧⪨
-    ⨫,   ਬ  ⮤ ⮫쪮   , 
   .  H ᥣ HBOFH ࠤ  ⢨ -
 ⨩,  ⥫䮭 - 宩 ⮤ ࠧ.
     ",  壠?"
       ,  ⥭쪠,   ⮫쪮 ,    ઠ⨫...  
᪫ ,   䨭ᮢ   ᠬ ᪮஬ 饬
.          ࠢ쭮 ࠭
!
     ", 壠 蠥."
     "祬  ন ௫?"
     "   ⠪?"
     "<> <> <⢮>!!!"
     -  㦥 ,    壠 ( 㢥  -
) ⮣ 㦥  .
     "H     ࠡ⠥!   ௫  ?"
     "  -  ࠡ?"
     , ,   ,   ࠧ㬥.
     "-,   !"
     "H ,   ⠪  !"
     ᭮,   蠫 ᫮ ""  ?  祬,  
㦥 .    ஡  㦥  祣.
     "  㢮   㯮ॡ 㦥 ,   
       㬬..."  ᥪ㭤   䥪 (-
,        ) "...  㡫."  ᠬ
᭮,  㦥 ࠢ.
     , ,   !   । ⬮.
     "    ᮢ  뢠 -    㪨,"   -
 ᮬ.  ⠯   ࠢ - ⠪ ࠧ ᨫ쭮 
 ઠ⨫.   ⮣ ⨯   ᨫ  㡪.

     ⮨   㡪,    ࠧ  ५.  H,
, ! H  ⠪ 堫쭮    ⭨ 13,  
⮬   娬  !
     "!  HBOFH    ஢." H   ६  砩
ࠧ.
     "   ஡  ਭ஬.   ᮢᥬ ,   祭 
⠥."
     ",  祭 . H㦭   ."
     "H   ,   ."
         ,    祣  ,  !  (...஡
 ⥫ ୮... 祬,  ⢫.)
     "H ᯮ,  祭 .    ..."
     "H     ."
     -, ⥡  ᫥  ॡ.     
     饭  ᯮ祭 .   --
,   ⮬ 砥 ⢮    ࠢ .
     "H ,  ⮣   ⮩ 室.   
⠭   . ஬ ᥣ 祣,   -
  !"    ਫ  訥 ୨   "The Moon is a Harsh
Mistress" by Robert Heinlein, "TANSTAAFL (There Ain't No Such Thing As
A  Free  Lunch)".   ࠬ   -᪨ :
 ⮩ ࠧ ਬ୮ ᮢ  ᫮ ࠧ "Anything free is
worth what you pay for it."
     "⠪,  쬨    (୨,  ,    --
)."
     "  ⮫쪮 ᨭ..."
     "H  室 ୠ ᪠.  ,    ﭠ
 ५ ,  㤮 , ?"
     "!    !   ࠧ ᥣ  㯨   ப
  ᮪!"
     "⫨筮, ⮣ 㯨." 訩  ⥡  ਭ... "-
   ਭ. ਢ祭? ⢨."
     " ,   - ஢ 楯."
     "H祣 譮,  ਪ९  ." ᫨  ᯮᮡ 
 ० , 䫠 ⥡  㪨.  " ன  ஡-
.  室 ."
     "!!!"
      ⠪  ,   ⥡  墠 㬠 ਤঠ . H -
,    ६ ࠧ.
     " ⠪???" 祭    쭠. H㯠
᪨ .
     "  믠  ࠧ⠫!"
     "H ࢭ砩, ᬮ⠩  .  H  㦥,  
." H宥 砫. ⠢  ᬮ     -
.
     񫮥  ᮯ.  H᪮쪮 㣠⥫   ,   
  窨 ᮯਪ  ⮩. 㬥,  ᢥ,  ⫨-
 ,      ,  ᠬ , ᪠ : "⠢ -
४⥫ ⮫騭 㬠  !"
     "?  ⫨筮! H 뢠 ஡."  騬 -
  ᯥਬ:   ਤ ਤ,  
㣭 . "쬨   ᪮  뤠  ." -
 ""  - 祢.   㦨  ⤥  
,      ᯠ  ᠬ  ᫥⢨.   
 ⭮  ,  ⮬   ᮬ.
     "뤠.      ⮩?" 業  樨. 
    ⢮  ᪠  - த "  -
...",   ⠪ HBOFH.     ,    㤥
㦠ᥭ.  ,  ᠭ ୮ ,    ⠢ 㯮
.
     "H㦥  뤠   H???"  ⮬   
 .
     ",  ?"
     "H 㡥  㤠!    ⠪! -
   㣮,  ᪮॥!"
     ,     ⮩ ⨭. 室,  ? H,  
 ࠧ.
       "᪮ 娠"  ᮮ饭,    -
ࠧ ᥡ ஬,  㦥 .    筮   ࠧ "樭"
㦥    ࠭ ⭮襭  ࠬ  ਭࠬ.
     "⮢?  ⥯   ᬠ   ᪮."
     "H  ࠫ  ⠬..."
     "H ⠪     ⨬ ⠬.   ॥ - ᪠
  ."   ⢨⥫쭮 ⮣  - ᪠  -
 㦥  ਭ.
     ,   㦥  ६ ⠢   ਭ  -
⭮  㤠  ⪭ ஢  襩   ⮩.  ७
㦥 譠  . H 祣,  ਭ 㦨 - -
 譨   ⮬,   ᫥  ᯮ H-
BOFH  ⭨ 13.

                              ⮩

     Hᬮ  (  ,   -) ⭨(-) 13,   
宥 ஥,    ࠫ  ᫥ ⠤ FlipFlop',
  ⢥   - ⮡   ᫨誮 ⢫.  H 
, , ⠪ 졠 H襣BOFH,   ...  -
,  ᠬ 室騩    , ࠧ  -
 Sound Blaster', ࣠   .   , -
஢騥  ࠦ,  宦  , 뢠 , ...
     H ⬥,   堭 ࢠ   , -
  ... ... ᫠ ५, 襥  ୮ .
H稭    ᪨  ⨫ "  ஭ 䠡ਪ",   
ன묨   ஧  㫪, , 筮 , -
 १ ᫥  롪   㣮,  㦨饥 㯮-
,  뤠   ࠭.
     "H  㤥   ⮫ ..." 饡 ,  ஬ 㯨
.
     ",  ..."   ⪫ .   ਢ ᨪ,
"㤥, 㤥,   ⥡ 㤥." H,     ...  -
祬...   㣮 ஭?..  ,  ...
     "  ।樨 ୠ 'BOFH news'", ⮭ 砥 .
     ,  筮,   ,  ,   , 祬  -
,  뢠   ।஬   ᯥ᪠ "HBOFH 
--",   㯮     ਯ.
     " ?" ᢥ .
      ᫨誮   襭 ,  BOFH 室  
  ࠭, ᥫ񭭮 ⠪ 묨 ᮡﬨ,  ࠩ ,
᪮ ,   .  ९娢 १ ண,  -
   .
     "㭤,"  﫮  ,      ਤ  ᥡ 
  客,  㦥 .  ᪥ 㦥  ᪮,  㪠 -
ᥭ  Enter'.  쬠 ᨬ筠 㪠, ᫨  ꥪ⨢,
      宫.
     "⮩,  ⮨," १ ᮮ頥  .  "   १
."
      饬-,    㦭  ,  ணࠬ  ᠬ  -
  ,   ⢮    .
     " ࠧ ⠥ १ ?"  筨 .
     "H, -, ...   ࠩ ,   ⮬ 祣  -
ਫ," 㣠  ᮡ⢥ ᬥ.
     "   ᪮쪮 ஬ ,"   ⠢
 ࠬ ਫ,  "  ᢮  ⠢ ⠪..."  -
 ᬠਢ ,  ࠧ "...ᨬ ।⠢⥫쭨
堪᪮    吝 ࠡ?"
     "H  !"
       ࠧ 業 ,    ஢    
ᨫ ३  "",    宦  , ,   
 ࠤ  Enter', ⡨   ᪥.
     "ᨤ     ,  ,"    ஭
஢ ࠧ, "  ࠧ,    ਭ᫨..."
      ⠪ 㤨 㤠祩,   ୮ ᠤ,   쭮-⠪
㯮 ᬮ  ࠭.   饬-,     ,  १
ਤ  ᥪ㭤    ⥬ 䨪樨 ࠧ ,   CIA,
,     18 (ᥬ) ࠧ ।ਭ﫨 ᮢ 
஭   ⠩  H襣BOFH,    ⮫쪮   誠,   
  ᯥ⮢,   - ।ਭ.  H  ᪠ 
⠪ ४ ...
     "  ,    ந諮?" ⮭ 㡮 㢥७  ᢮
᫮  . " ᪨ ࠤ  魮 鸞 ᪮-
 ⢠.     㬠, 㤠   ?..  
㫪!!!   ᨭ᪨."
     "?..    ஢ ᢮ ᫥  ᠬ   -
㫮???"    .
     "   ᭨," ᮢ .
     ", אַ ?"
     "   ?       , ᫨ 㧭 
஢ ⮣?"   .    BOFH,   ⠪ 
 .  H 㫨 ,  -25C.    設  -5C,
 HBOFH, , H,   設   ⮯...
          ᭥,    񧤮窨 Norton'.
 ࠡ⠫ ⥬ AI,  饭  ⪥ ஭  
ணࠬ  . -  (⥬, 筮),  蠥 -
 ᢥ   .   ⮫쪮  ( ,  ⥬) ,
᪮쪮  㤠    ⨫   㭨⮦ 쬠  쬠 ⮣
⢥  .

     ... 諮 ᪮쪮  ...

     "   jump  CIA   Security Check,  ᫨  ..."

     ... 諮 ᪮쪮 ᮢ ...

     "   MOSSAD 筮 ..."

         㥤  ᢮ ᮡ  ॣ । 
(  訢,  㤠    -    ᥩ ५ -
⮪⨨),     ᪫,   ⠬  .    
ࠧ,  㤥 .  H୮ - . H  쥩 㤥 ,
 ᠬ   ⮬   .   ⮣   㤥 ࠧ
 ...
       -  ᠬ   (  ࠧ 뢠 ।-
  "᢮"  )  ⥫䮭  - HBOFH ᭮ -
㦥. H  ,    ⮣  ﯪ-ﯪ!

                             ᥤ쬮

       ᪠?  訢,   ᪠? , ⭮, ?
  .    ஢. HBOFH  ௨ -
,    ⨢  . Copyright,  ⭮, 砥
"᪮஢ ࠢ쭮".
     The  greatest  programming  project of all took six days;  on the
seventh  day  the  programmer  rested.  We've been trying to debug the
!@#$%&* thing ever since. Moral: design before you implement.
      ,   ᥣ  ⭨ 13,      ,
      ⥫䮭 㡪,     .   ᥣ 
FlipFlop  !

     ... ஬ ...

       !  ᪨   !  ᭮  
룫廊!  ࠢ,  ⮢ ᫠  䠩 ⠤...  H  ,
, ࠥ !!!

                             쬮

     ⭨ 13,  ⥫䮭 ,  㬠襤訩.  , HBOFH, ࠡ-
,  筮,   .  H    室   ...
 ᫥,  ண ᮢ   .
     "ࠢ,   !"
     "ࠢ,     ଠ  ᪮쪨 ᪥-
.    ⠬ ⮢ ⥩,  ⮢ .   १
   ."  㣮ࠧ  !
       ⥪ ⣮ப -  孥  ᥣ "H-
H   H ".   㤥, ᪠, .
     "ﭨ  ஢ 襩  -  שׂ?"
     "H..."
     "  ᭮,   ஢  ⮪,    ⭮
,     ஬.   砫,    ஬ -
  誨  ஢?"   砫,  .
     "    ?"
     "뤥 ,  祬 ᪮॥, ⥬ ."
     "H  ࠡ  Windows..."
     " ন ஢  .      ᢮ 
㪠."
      ,  ,  , ।⠢ ᥡ  ⨭.  
த .
     "  ﭨ ,      ⠫묨 ﬨ.  ᫨ 
  שׂ,     ⠫쭮  ଠ樨."    -
,   ਢ. 祬, 祬  ᤥন? " 
⮬  ਢ."
     "  饭,"   ⪨ ⥫⭮,  " 
⠪ ?"
     ,  ,   ᫨ " 饭",     ⠢
 訢     ⥭, ⮡  ᥣ 뫨
묨.
     "  ୠ  ⢠ ଠ樨,  
࠭   ᪥."
     Dumb mode on,   ⮫,  ᪠ - 㬭.
     "     ਢ?" 㤨 . "  -
-⥬᪨ ,  ,  ந室  ஢."
        㦥 .
     "H  ,       ᮢ - ஡ ᮣ  
 ᨫ쭥,    -," ᮢ , ᪠ 
 ᢮  ᮢ.
     १  ᪮쪮  ᥪ㭤    㦥  ᬨ७    ᤥ 
-, ⮡ ᯠ  .
     "  ⮫쪮   室 - ঠ   ﭭ 묨.
訩  ᯮᮡ  -   ਩ ன⢠    
⥭."
       㤮⢮७    ,   ⥬ -
 㤠   , , ,   . 
  㡪.  㤥  ...  㤠   ண!

     ...
     "."
     ".     ᢮ 䠩  ᪥ -  -
뢠  ⠡,  ⠬ - ᠭ -᪨."
        㤥ঠ.
     "H    ?"
     " H  .    H - . -
 ."
     "-? Retry 祣?" ஦, , ஦! (optionally ९).
     " ⠪ ᠭ: ."
     "४ 窨,  ६ ᯨᠭ  ⠬.  -
-  ⭮  ⥫䮭."
     "H    ."
         !   ,  ⥡ ,    쥩 -
⥪樨   ਭ  ࠡ,   祬    뫥 㦥 ᥣ-
.
     ",   ࠧ, -."
        ⥫䮭 ,   ᭥, ਡ  ᫮
. ,   뭥.
     "⭥쪮...   ࠭ ࠡ⠫  ᪥⠬?"
     ",   - 㣨.    ."
     "⢥," 筮  .
     "H㦥 ࠢ?" ࣠ .
       ,   室 㯮!   ⥡ 멤 騩
, ࠧ殢.
     "ᯮ,    ⪠.    ᪥  ⮤ -
..."
     ",  ࠢ ⮤!"
     H ,  ⠪  !   ஬! 쪮 騩  ᯮ-
ᮡ   ࢮ ࠧ   write protect tab   
孮 ᪠.
     "⫨筮, ⮤     ᪥.     -
蠥  ଠ樨.  ਪ  祬-. ,   
 १   ⮬  ,     ᪥. -
  ⮬,  쪨 ᪠   񭭭묨  ."
     H᪮쪮  -   ஡ ࠧ 室騥 㬥
 १ ப,  ஬娢. ᫥ ⮣  設 - 
 ਪ ન  ᪠.
       ⥬ ६    䠩... 㯮   -
.
     ", , ,  ⠫ ஢,  ..."
     ",  ࢭ砩,   ,    ."
     "--..." ⠥  - ᪠.  H஥ ६   -
ᮬ  祣- 童ࠧ쭮, ,  , த.
     "뫮 筮 㦭      訬 ᮬ.
   , ᫨  ࠧ 楫." 㧠. "祬, 
.   楫. ,  ⮬ ,  ⢨ १⮢ -
襩 ࠡ 㦥 ⭮ .  ਪ  襬 㢮쭥  室-
 ᮡ 㦥   .   訩   ࠡ " " -
 ⮦ 㦥 㢮."  ਢ   BOFH,  make an excuse.
" ⮦  室 ᮡ.    믮 ࠡ 㤥 
    ᪠  . ... 祬,  ⠫쭮  ᮮ 
㣮 ."   ࠢ, ᮮ.   㣠 .

                             

     ᭮, 易    ⥬,  ᥣ ⭨ 13,  ,
 , H襣BOFH, ,  㢮. 筮, 筮 ᪠
,    ,   ...  Hਬ, ᪮쪮   ஥
ਪ   㢮쭥     砫쭨.  H,  
  ᪠,     㤠- ,   ᠬ 䠪...  ,
 - ।ਭ.
     ० ᥣ, 稬 稭. H, 筮.  砫쭨 ॢ-
  襭,   ,  , 訫,   ᫥   
ᮩ  . ਤ ᭨   㡨  㦤.
     뢠    Big Boss',  Big Boss' ࠢ  -
  ஢       .   㣭
, Big Boss ᪠  ᢮ Mersedes'  ᯥ  - ᮡ-
.   뢠    ᠬ -   .  
     袥᪮ ,  ⮡  ᫨誮 ய -
.  ਤ㬠  ⮦,     砫쭨  樨 
!
       ⥢訩 , ஭   㦥 . -
 ᫮,  ⬥⨢,   ࠢ    ⪮,  -
 玲 .  H, , ⠪  ,   ந -
.   祫 ⢨ᠥ 筮 ,  ⮡ ਪ, ᪠⠭
 ਪ   㢮쭥, 宭쪮    .   
ࠧ 室    믫 ( - ᫥  "砫쭨"
 ࢮ 宦,  "ਪ"  ஬).
     "H 室  ,   ᪮쪮 ய   㢮쭥-
?"     . "  ⠥  ,   ⥪ ⮣
ਪ  ࠫ   ⮪?"     ਬ -
쪨 blackmail,  த ⮣ email',  ஬ , 筮 , -
.
       㦥 ਫ,  砫쭨 - 㬭 祫. ᫨  -
 ਦ,  ਧ 祢.    ᥩ , ࠢ, ᪮쪮
祭,  론,     ਪ,  ஬,   
   ⢥ত, 㦥  祣    .
       -०      砫,     
௫ ( 뫮 殮  ,   ᠬ⢮!), 
 - ⥯     ᯮ ,   !  
㤥 ᥪ,    ᯮ   砬.

      㦭  ᥡ ,        -
 ,   ,   ᪮ ஢,  ...  祬, ,
ணࠬ    ᮡ.  - ᠬ .
     H  ᪠?    BOFH news? H  ॡ 
   ୠ,    -  ⡮ ⮢.    -
௨ ᬥ ⨫ .  , ਤ 㯨  񭭮
業.   ᯨ᮪ ᪭ , 롨ࠥ 砩,  
 ,  ਣ蠥  ᥤ. H⠫죨 -  ,  ᠬ
- ᪭ .

     "Hi!"
     " Hi!
     "H㦥 job?"
     "  !"
     "஬ , emergency switch ."
     "OK."

      -   ,  ...   
 窮!   -   ᫠.
     砫 -  ७᭮.
       ( ᢮ ஬)  ᮮ:
     " 㦥 ᤥ backup?  ᫨ ,  ᪥  誠.  筨 -
."
     設. H㦥  㯨? -   !
     १   宦  ᢮ ० ,   :  
 ᨤ  backup'  259 ᪥,    ६  ᫥ 뫨-
訩  ਬ ᯮ ⮨ 冷,   null device ⮦ .
-, 宦,     ন. , ⥬⨪ .
     ", ,  ࠥ  FlipFlop!"
     ",  ."
     H,  㦥  ஢   ࠡ! 㤥 . 
룮?
     १   - ᫥ ஢ઠ.  ,  ᮬ 
ᮮ:  "  ॥ ᪮." , ࠧ㬥,  ⠭⭮:
"H    ᥡ..."
     "  ,    -० ॥   ࠡ⠥," 
.   頥  .  H 筮, ⥬⨪.    ਪ-
. 祬, - ?     ,    㤮-
.

                             

     த ,   ଠ쭮, ⭨ 13,  , HBOFH,  
 ,  -  ॢ. H ਢ筮 ࠡ祩 -
,      ⪨,   뢠  㯮.  ,  
-०    ,  ᫨ -  BBS,    
 ⮣ 饭  ,  ஬  ਢ.
     H   ,   ࠩ ,   ६  ਢ  冷
⥩   ୠ.   ন 㦥    -
⮣,     ᫠     , -
 ++  --,  *  **  ..   䠩 .C*,    ᫮ 
室  砥 ᯮ짮 樯⮬ Pascal'. ⠫쭮 - -
,  த  । ᪠ BOFH's top ten games (FlipFlop  ..),
BOFH's  humour (       । ᪠)  -
, 㦥 ᫠.    㦥 १    ᭮ ᢮,
 稭 ,   ⠪ த  .
     䮭 .
     "!" ࠤ⭮    㡪.
     "!"  ,  "᫥".
     "Hi!"
     " Hi-  Hi,    ஡..."  .
     , ७,       .   ⥡ - ⠫죨
宫,    .  楬   ஭,  ᫨    ந
⮣  ᪮ ᫮ "஡".   ᫨   ஭,    
.
     ", 祭 ⥫쭮 ," ⫨  .
     "H   ,   뤥ন ?   ⠫!"
      ࠢ,   㦥   ,     ⨫, 
 砫쭨  ,  ᢮ 룮  ⨫ -, , -
,   맮 "᪮ன" ᥣ  뫮.    ᫨誮 祫-
,   ᠤ,  ⠢ 㢥  樭᪮ -
.
     "祭  ,"    .  饩  ஢મ 㦨 
. ᫨  ⠫ BOFH (   ,  ண  ஦ 
⮬ ),     ᫥ 蠭,   ᫨ ...  " 
।⥫쭮 誠 ᠬ ⮫ ᨫ ?   ,  
,  窠 . ன."
     "H    ⮪!"
     ...    業.   ⠫  ⢮, ...
     " ࠧ    ⥡   , ᫨     -
?" ⮦  業  .
     砭,    筨  ᪮த.    ⠫ ᨪ.

        ᭮  ᢮ ,  ᭮   栬 ਢ
, ᭮ 뢠 ⥫䮭...   㡪.
     "!.."   ᪮ ...

     H,    , ⥫.  "H 訢,   
⥫䮭.    ⥡."  .





                            !

       ᥬ୮  ⭮  ଠ樮   ⢠   News   Service
㯨 ᮮ饭, ஥ ᥣ    魮  ᮢ६
ணࠬ஢.  -  ⠩  ᮣ襭    IBM,   Microsoft   
 ᮪⠢   News  Service  (  襤  
⠢   䫨⮢    १⮬  ),      ⠫
⭠  ⮫쪮 8  .  㦥 ᥬ 祢,     ᯮ
 ஭ ᪠  .  ਧ ᮧ⥫  UNIX ࠧࠡ⪠
뫠 㬠  ࢮ५᪠ ⪠, ,  ᮦ 뫠 ୮
⮫. 祬 ।⠢ ᫮ ᠬ ᮧ⥫ OC  UNIX.  ॢ
 믮 ਥ 嬠, ஬ ⠢⥫ ࠦ  ७
୮.

            ⥫ C  UNIX ਧ,  ࠧࠫ  

      , 襬    ,    ᮭ,  
  ࠩ ୨ ਧ,   樮  ⥬  UNIX    
ணࠬ஢   ,   ᮧ      --   ⥫쭮   ᯫ஢
ࢮ५᪨ ஧,  "தঠ訩"    20  .  㯠  
᫥  ࠧࠡ稪 ணࠬ ᯥ祭      
(UnixWorld Software Development Forum), ᮭ ਧ ᫥饥:

     " 1969  AT&T 訫 ࠡ  ஥⮬ 樮  ⥬
Multics (⭠ 樮 ⥬  60-,  .  ਬ.2)  ࠩ    
⮫쪮  砫 ࠡ   ࠭  ॠ権  ᪠,  ࠧࠡ⠭  
ਨ  .      ਨ,    室    ⫥
⭮,       ⮣  몠.      ࠧ  ⠫
"⠢訩    ",  ᥫ        ਫ  
"⥫ " (*1*).  ⪨  訫   த    ।
Multics  ᪠.    ⢥砫   樮  ।.    
Multics,  ஥஢  ⥬ ⮫쪮 ᫮    ⠭,
⮡ ᨬ쭮 "ᯮ " 冷 짮⥫,   UNIX
 த    Multics,      㣨  筮  ᪮
.
     ⥬   ࠩ ࠧࠡ⠫ -饬  饭  
᪠,   "A".    㦨,    㣨  ⢨⥫쭮
  ணࠬ  A,           
ਬ祪, ᮧ B, BCPL,  ,  ,  .    ⠭,  
ᯥ譮 樨 ᫥饣:

    for(;P("\n"),R-;P("|"))for(e=C;e-;P("_"+(*u++/8)%2))P("| "+(*u/4)%2);

          ।⠢,    ᮢ६  ணࠬ  
  ᯮ짮  ,  ᪠騩    !     
ᮡࠫ  த      ⠬,  ⮡      ࠧ⨥   
୮   20     (*2*).  ।⠢    㤨,
  AT&T,    ⠪  㣨  ਪ᪨  ௮樨  砫  
ᯮ짮 UNIX   !    20    諮    ,  ⮡  ਮ
      ᮧ         ਫ   
ᯮ짮  ⮩  孮᪮  த  60-.    뫨   ࠦ
㯮⢮    楫६  (᫨    ⢮  ࠢ   ᫠)
⨯筮 ணࠬ, ᯮ饣  UNIX  /  .      砥,
ࠩ,      祭  ᫥    ࠡ⠫  ᪫⥫쭮  
᪠  । Apple Macintosh  㥬 ᥡ -饬  묨
 ⮬ 堮, ⠭  ⢨⥫쭮 ᪢୮ ணࠬ஢,  稭
   㤠筠 ⪠ ⮫쪮  ⮬ ."

     設⢮ ⠢騪 ᨩ UNIX  ,    AT&T,  Microsoft,
Hewlett-Packard, GTE, NCR, DEC, ⪠ ஢  㯫.
Borland International, 騩 ந⥫ 㬥⠫ ।  
᪠  ,   ࡮ ᪠, ࡮      ࡮  ++,
,    ॢ      த    ᢮
ࠧࠡ⪨  ᪠   ४  쭥訥  ᨫ    ࠧ  .
樠  ।⠢⥫  IBM  ࠧࠧ  㤥ভ  ⮬     
㦤 ⬥ ᯥ譮 ᮡ࠭ ७  졥 RS6000 , 
'VM   襥 ६'.  ⮬ 㤨ਥ ⪮  ᮮ饭
. ,  ᪠, -2  ஭, ᪠ ,    P.T.
Barnum  ࠢ.
     ,  筮 ᮢ襭  筨 ⠫ ⭮,  
 ਧ  ᪮ ᫥  ﬠ  ⭮⥫쭮
MS-DOS  Windows.  砩, 㯮 ।⠢⥫ IBM 㦥  砫
,  㠫쭠 設 (VM)  ᮧ    ७
㯮ॡ 筮 ⪮, ࢠ襩 .


                         ਬ砭 ॢ稪

     (*1*)   - ⭮ , 襣    ஢,
    ⮫쭮 㪮⢮    ᮧ⥫  樮
⥬.  ⪥, ,      饭  ,  ᮧ
ᯥ樠쭮  ࠧࠡ稪 樮 ⥬ ᮭ ஢.
     (*2*)  뫮  ஢ -   뫨  ᪨ ࠢ   UNIX!!!
, , ⮣  ࠧ   OS/360 (᫥ 樨 )?





᪠  .
  , p⠥  ⠫    pp,  
稭  pp  pp.    p p-
p 稭 p  楫, p뢠  ...

譨  .
  ,  p  pp  㢥稢    
  ᠬ   ᠬ ᠤ p,  p -
騩  pp, 祣  ﭪ   p⮣ pᢠ
 ᨢ  p㣮    ᡠ  pp    p
DMA...

ᥡp騪  .
   ᬥ,  ᪮p  p      p
㬥蠥 ( pp樮쭮 믨 쥬 ), 祣   -
 p祭 p  p 40  ᨬ    p窥.
p ⮣,   p    ᠭ  pp,
p 㤥 p  饭 p. ..p  -
,   쭮 p筮 頥     譨 -
.

ᨪ  .
  ,  稭 㬠  ᫥ . ᫥⢨
 p室  p㯯 ᪢⮢  譨.  H pp-
 p   p  ᯫ p⠬. p -
 㯠              p
Retry or Abort   㤥 ᫥ ⢥p⥫ ⢥.

ᮯ   襯p᫥ ⪨.
  ᯨp⮥,     ᫥⢨, ⠪   -
ᨭ  ᬮp    ⢨ ﭮ ᮯ 㤥 p
㭪樮p p쭮. H  ᠬ  ᮯ ⪮ 
᢮ p   宦 ,        p
p䨪  㦭 . p p⠢  p    ᭮
⢨  p ⮡      p p-
  2400  p⮬  ᯨ᪮. H ᠬ    ᭮
p⠢ ﭨ ᮯ  ⥭ ...




   ====================================================================
      ।⠢ ᥡ  祫,  騩,   ⠪:

 譨 - ⢮, 譥 宦  ਤ ᫮  ᥭ.  
 ⪨  ⮫ 审 - 猪(४).   室  BBS
  㧥, 室 ⠬ ⠪   ⮩ ,  ன -
 ᪨ 㯭  , ᪠ 㤠 审  稭 猪, -
 -騥 㪨   ⮬   㤮⢨. 譨
  ᪮쪮 .  ஧ 梥,   ⮭ 
   訥,   .  宦  , ⮫쪮 
㡥   ⠪ ஧,     .    ᮯ 
⮫,  ⪮ ⨭  ࠬ   ,  吝--
 ஧    ,  ᭮ 审  모.  
  , 騩  १ 樨 ⠫ - -
.  ண ஭  묨 訯,  쪨, ,
ᢥઠ ,     ⮢ ⢥⪨, ⮬ ⠬, 
஡ ,  "+"-ࠧ ᫥.   - ᭮ 㦨
魨,   䨤譨  뤥ন  3 㤠஢. 祬, 
 㡨  㤠஬ 5- 몮  ࠭ 墮.
⭨稩 ॠ  뢠 宩.  ⥫쭮 ࠭ ᢮
:, ।訩   ,   㡨  宧鶴
⠪,  㣨 䨤譨.  뢠   -  訥 
஢,  ,  । 뢠     ࠧ;
㣨 ᨢ  㪫, ,  ,  , -
    ⮬  ᥩ ,    ᢮ . H
஫      - 訥  ஢騥 ࠧ
  审⪮. H訥 ᫥ ,    ࠧ, 
ᨬ;  祭  ,     
猪...
   ====================================================================

       .  ⠢      .
 ⮣ -   .  ᮧ .   p-
 , ⪭㫨   , ᮮp㤨     ,  p뫨
 , p ⥫䮭 , pp뫨 ᥪp  p-
   p MSG 䠩, 諨   T-MAIL'   ⠭,
   宯pp.
        뫮 ⮢,  p   p﫠  p-
⥫쭮 p ,  BOSS'.
     H ,   ⮦ 뫨  p⥭  ⠬.  H
BOSS'  ⮬ - p 뫨. p⪨  㬭 ⮢  -
 ᮢ. , ᮧ ⠬, p諨   BOSS'.
 ⠫ p,  p- 㧨   pp  p-
⭮  Hp⮭ p.   ⠫ 㣠  
SU.CHAINIK  PVT.PCOMM.
      让     祭  .    
  客 p.  pp蠥       ⮫쪮
 騬 ,  饣 p   ⮫쪮  ᨬ  
  21h  2Ah.  襩 p   몭  
'+', p祭,  ᫨ ⮢,  믮 p -
⥬᪨ p権   ⥭樨  䠩    p,  p﫠
p p⠭ 㡨⢥ ᭠p鸞.   ⪫砥  
 楫  ⮢   p㧥.  ᫨      p
㤠 믮p - p譮 ⢮ ᮬ -   p-
   譨 䫥  宯.
       p ⮢ ᨫ쭮  .  ,  訥
p ⠪ ⥫  p ,   pᥭ,
p Hp⮭  Andy Mamohin p㦤  ⥯p  p  ᠬ
 p, ⮡ ⮫쪮   ᢮ ⢮. -
, , p  魮 ,  祣 , p   ᠬ
-    !
       p  ⮪  ᪢   2400/none.
 DOOM 2, p祭  ⮪  砫    p-
  p諮   ᠬ p ᪢ ⮫ ,  -
p p  ᯥ .
      pp ...  ⮫쪮  쪨 p᪨  -
   㢠  .     宧鶴 ,
⭮ p ᠬ ᫮ p     p-
  p㢠  䫥   .
     p,  ᠢ訩       p騩        p
2:5022/2.22 ᮬ p  襩  襩  祫-
⢠ - H.
==================================================================


                    p 㬠襤襣.

1.  ⥢ p樨 ᮧ NEC, p
    REC, 㭠p -  ᮧ .
2. pp 롨p p⢮ ᮢ 
    p REC/NEC p  p 6 楢.
   ⢮ ᮢ  㧫 p ⢮
    ᮢ, 祭 㧫,    p. ⪫祭
    㧫  p 뤢 ᢮ p  
    pp.
3. REC/NEC 뢠 p ᥬ  p p,
     ᫨  p 㤮⢮p⥫쭮, NEC ⠭
    REC,  REC 室  ⠢. NEC 롨p  ᫠
     p⢮ ᨬ p, p p
     p,  騩 pp.
    ᫨  p p 㤮⢮p⥫쭮, REC ⠭
    NEC,  NEC ᪫砥  . H REC 롨p
    ᮣ᭮ ᠭ  p楤p.
4. 祭  ᪫祭 㧫   p
    Hᨬ ⮬  p p  ⠢  㧫,
     易 p 室 pp p p㣨 㧫
      pp ᯨ᪨, pp, p,  ⠪ 
     ᮯ.
5. Hᨬ   p p p  ᫠ 㧫,
    p  ,     ( 祭 p  ⪫祭).
6. p ⢫ p⢮ p㫨p ⮨
    ᯮ짮 , 䠪ᮢ, H, p⥫䮭  -祩.
    p p⢠    p䨪  ᮮ⭮襭:
       H - 50%
       REC  - 30%
       NEC  - 15%
       pp - 5%
       ⠫ - ⠫쭮.
7.  䫨 pp p⢮ pp  ᪢p p 
      (᪢),    ᪢p p㣨 p. H 
     ᯥ稢 䫨騥 p p㦨, p ppp
     ᪢p  樨     p㯮.
     p㦨 뤠  ᫥饬 p浪:
                    - p  p,  뫪
               Ꭿ     -  ⮫, 
               pp - ᮬ
               NEC       - ⮬ 譨
               REC       - , p⮬  p㯯 p㦪  ⠬
               H      - ( ,   ᮡ : . "p")
8. !




           H H H  H.
                    (ᮡ 稭騬 䨤p)

 ᠭ  y祡 孨 p p䠧 ⠭  
p  p⠥ ⮫쪮  䠧 p  p殮. 
p殮    p    ⠫ 䠧 ( pp稥 -
堡 ;) ). H -  y 䠧 pᠥ  py y砥 
襥 p殮   䠧. ᫥ ⮣ y p 室  䠧
y筮 ᠥ y室   ᨭyᮨ. p 䠧  p
y ᮧ  p ⮫쪮  뫠  -    ᭮  - 
⭮ ⠥ p y -     . 쪮 ᭨y  
 ,   ⮬y  y .  ᫥ ,  p
䠧 y  , py娢 p  y砥  訩 p.
᫥ 祣   ꥧ  y  p 䠧  뫠 - ⠪   
⠫. p 䠧, p樮 ⫮ ⬥ ⮡  p  p
, ⠥ pp y祭 yy⨢ p.....  
 pp ,  p⠥   ⮯, ⮬᪨
p   ᠣ, p y py⨭  ⨭ -    p
ᥬ 䨣y - ⠫쭮 ᭮ .  ᯮ ᭥,  ⮫쪮 
᫥ yp ⤠   py襩  室 p 䠧.

[  砥 p yp  - 砥  - 稭
pᥨ p鸞 ]

p 䠧 ⭮ ⠥   訥  pyy 50Mb. -
yᯥ 墠뢠  ,   ᫠ , y᪨  - 
ᯮ -  ᫥ 49- ⮬    p
䠧 p y  p堢襬y  . ᫥ ⮣ p 䠧 室
 ⭨ 砬  p  ꥤ y饥  筮
p⨧ p pp,  䨣筮 室 p p⥩,
p᪨ y騬    쪨 p樨  5 Mb ,  ᪮y
  py (   y py    50Mb ?!)
 ᯮ       y ᭮  y. ᫥ 祣
p 䠧 ⢨⥫쭮 뢠   . y.
y⢥  ppy ᪢ p᫨ ᭮  室  p
ᠭ  䠧 pp....     p,  y
ᨭyᮨ,  ⪨ ᥭ  ⠭ y y,  ⮬ 
. 쪠 p py  pp py   p諮
   p p  ᮣp    y⢥
p......
py 몠 - p殮 , p諮  1/sqrt(2)  ᥬ
䠧, y,  p⨢室  y ᭮  py p - 
y p y.    p 室.....;)))

Always at your service: Max Skibinsky

P.S.  ᮢ pᮭ 襣 p᪠  p묨 쬨 y砩.
 , p樨  p yy   p᪠ 諥  
 ᮮ⢥⢨  ᢨ⥫쭮.   p祭  p쭮
ᯮ⠭  p....;)))




-㡨

 饭 - 讥 ᭥.   - ணࠬ,
 ࠡ .   稫  室⢮  
ᮬ ( "㦥 ", ᯮᮡ ७ 
ࠦ묨 ணࠬ  ࠦ   ⭮  祫,
ࠡ饣  , ࠦ 設).  - 筮 ᫮ ணࠬ,
   ⮫쪮 ᨮ ணࠬ. H ᥣ譨
 㦥 ⭮ 祭 讥 ᫮  ᮢ, ⨢
設⢠  "樭" - ணࠬ, ࠫ騥  㭨⮦騥
. ஡  ⮬,  "樭"  ᮧ, ⮫쪮 뤥  稢
 ,  , ࠧ㬥, 室 ६. ஬ ⮣,  
ॣ୮   . ப ࠭ 
稫  砫  ᥮饩 ਧ樨,  ன ᯮ 
᭮   ⨯ - IBM PC,  । 
 ணࠬ  ணࠬ⠬. (   ,   
ᮬ  - 祬  ᫮ ⭥஢,  묨  
ணࠬ, ⥬  ⭮ ࠦ.   "㯯 ᪠" -
ணࠬ, 樮騥   ,   ࠭,
ணࠬ-"樭".)

 ⠢   ⠢  ⭮⥩ ணࠬ⠬ 
짮⥫ ஢.  祫   .  ⠫ 
 ⮣ ,   ஭ 뫠 ॣ஢ ,  ,
஢ ᬥ  ୮ .

 .., ணࠬ, ஬ 㤠 易  祫 
ࠢ쭮 ࠡ⮩ :

-      ।⠢,   ࠧ   祫. H
   ᭮ -   ॢ  ᢮ࠧ
. 設 㦥       ,  ࠡ  
,  ᡮ 襭  ⥬ ணࠬ஢,   ᯥ樠
  । .   ⠫  樥, 
⥬   ࠡ⠥ - ⪠ ᮢ, ᨤ    
 ணࠬ,  窥,  -   設,   
 室   ⨢ ணࠬ, ⮬   
 ,  ⠪ .  ᫨  , ,  ࠢ,
⨢   㣮      㬥 㭨⮦ ᢥ
,      .  ⨬  -
, ⮬ ,  ᫨ 㤥 ᮧ "樭" ⨢ -㡨,
      ᯮ짮  ⥭樠묨 ⢠.

- ᪠,  뫮 ,    ⮫㫨  ᮬ? 
  ᯮ?

-  ந諮 ஬ 13  1994    ࠡ祬 . ⭮
,     -   ᥡ,   ᠦ  ᢮ 設. 
    襫  ⥫, .. H㭥    ࠧ 稫 
୮   .  १  . ᪠,  
 ᨫ쭮  . H   १     ᮭ. ,
⭮ ,  祭 ॢ, ⮬  ࣥ - 
,    ⠪  ࠭ 뢠.    㤭 ⤥
ᥭਪ .., ஢ 楫⥫,    . ,
  ࠡ, 类  (.. ࠡ⠥  ᫨⥫쭮
ਨ ஭᪮  ஫, ࣥ⨪  ࠤ樮
樭), ⮬   ᥫ   .

H ࠭  뫠 ⨭  , , ,   襫  樮
⥬,  -  㪭㫮.

祭 ࠭ 饭,  ... H ࠭ - 筮  H⮭
,  ⢮ ⠪, ᫮ ⥡   ࠭. ࠧ
 殮  ,   .  ࢠ ,  
 - 㪮  襢.  -⠪ 㤠 "楯", ᫠
,    襭 .   몫⥫  ⪫稫
⠭. , 祣  ,   .. ,  . 㬥, 
㡨   設...

.., ᥭ:

- .. 室  ﭨ .   ࢮ 鸞 ,   
쭮 ࠢ.   뫮, 堭 堫. 筮 ।⢠
- ⢥ 堭, אַ ᠦ  -  १ 
;  ⠫ ঠ  ᢮ ࣨ,     . 
 "襫"  ᮡ⢥ ⥫  ࠫ  ࠫ쭮 ⥫ 㦥 
"㭭",   ⢮,    ᠬ  .  ..
-  ⠪  ⠭  ᬥ,    ᬮ 
ࠫ.   䨧᪮ ⥫ 㦥 ⠫ 㭪樮 -
஢ﭨ  , ,  ,  ᠬ  ... H  㬥
,  ᬥ - ࠧ 뫠 易  ஬.

..:

- H,  ⭮ - 뢠 "᪮", ன 㦥  뫮
ᯠ...    ᮡ, -⠪     ⠪  
⥡   㬨,    -   ⮦ 稫  ⮩ ﭨ...

-   ᮮ騫  ᢮ ७?

- 筮, ,   뫨  ७,   㢥७.  
⮦ "᪮" 뢠  ࠧ, ᪠  .    뫠  ⮣
  墮 ,      -  設,  ன
   ⪨  ஢,   ⠪... H,    , ᫨
  ணࠬ.

- H, 祬 ...    뫮?

-   㯨 뫪 ,    .  믨. . ,
 ᭨ ਨ稢  ⢨  - ⥯-  , 
   ...    ணࠬ ࠡ⠫ 
ࠦ   祭 ਬ୮ ,   ⮬...
ᨫ쭮 १, ᪠ ⠪,   ᫥⢨.

- ᭨ ,  ࠧ ୠ ணࠬ  맢
 祫, 襣   ࠡ⮩, ஢ﭨ?    
宩 䠭⨪...

..:

-  60-   ਪ ஢ ᯥਬ  ࠨ ४ 
䨫  ᯮᮡ.  ⭮,  ⨦ 䥪
᫨⭮ ࠦ,  䨫쬠  ᬥ  ⮩ 
 20 ஢  ᥪ㭤. ᫨   訡,   ਭ  24
/ᥪ.  ᯥਬ 砫  ⮬,  - 
ࠦ    १  24 .  
ᮧ,     ࠦ,  ଠ   
 ᮧ, ࠡ뢠 ⠬  﫠  ⢨ ᮧ.
,  "䥪 25- " - 祭 魮 ।⢮ 襭,
⮫쪮 魮,   ᯥਬ 뫨 饭 -
쥧 ன, , .  , 稢訩 
ணࠬ᪨ 㣠 饥  "666" (ਬ⥫쭮, 
   ࠧ ࠢ 666 ), ᯮ  䥪. H
࠭  , 祬,   ⥫ ࠭, 
ᬥ  ⮩  ⮩.

H    .   ஬ "666" 뤠  ࠭
ᯥ樠 梥⮢ , 㦠 祫  ᢮ த
᪨ ࠭. ⢮ ⠪ ⠭ 梥 ⥭ -
䠪,    娠ਨ. १ 25-30 ᥪ㭤 ⨭
,  ᮧ⥫쭮 ⨥  梥⮢ 㧮 ਢ
  थ筮 ⥫쭮 - ⬠  ᨫ ᮪饭.
ਠ쭮    㣥 ஢饭 १ ⠥,
⥬ ⠪  १ ,  ⠪  ᪮쪮 ࠧ. H 
뤥ন   .

-  , ᫨ 祫 砩 㢨  ᪮ ⠭ 梥⮢
  ࠭,   㦠饬 ?

- H祣 譮,  ࠦ  ᭮, ⥬ ,  
த     ⠪ 梥  ⠪ ⠭. H ⮨
뢠,  ⢨   ᮧ   ﭨ ࠭.
⭮ ⮣ ᮢ 祧 .    ஡, 
 , 㦨  祭-娠஢.

, ⭮ ,   ।⠢ ᥡ,  ࠧ 뫠  
,  ᪨ ࠧ ᪠  祫, ᠢ襬 
... ᫨ ⮫쪮  祫...

-     ?

-     祣 ⢥ত.    , ⥬
,   ⥫쭠,  ,   । 䠭⮢ 
ᥬ饬 ⢥ ⥫, 襬  ᫮ ⨭
 ⥩, ⠢襩    祭 饩 ஭
  祫᪮ ,     ⨭.

-  ।ਭ﫨 - ⢨, ⮡ ।। , 易 
ࠬ,  ᭮?

..:

- . ᫥  ⮢, ஢  ஡  ⨫  
 ,     .    訥 
- ⠪  뢠 ணࠬ⮢, ᯥ樠  ⨢
ணࠬ - ᮧ ணࠬ, ०騥 "666". H ᪠,  
窨 ७ ⢠ ணࠬ஢   -  
ᮢ襭⢠.   666  ॠ  ⮫쪮 ⥬
ࠦ,   堭 ࠧ -  ६⥫쭮
࠭, ࠦ 䠩  饭   ᥪࠬ,
ᮤঠ騬 ⠫ -  ⥬ .  ࠪ᪨  
ࠦ 䠩, ⠪    뢠 ᥡ  ,   
設⢮ ᮢ,    ᫥  ᪠.  䠩 
   ࢮ ,  㤥 㪠뢠 
, ᮤঠ騩 ⥫ .  १⥭, ࠦ  ⨯
ᯮ 䠩.

  ஢  㦨  䠪: 
ୠ  "POPCORN"  ࠦ ᮬ.  
, ⠥ ࠡ.  ⮣, ,   
   ஬ த " ।⢮"  졥  "666" -
 ⨢樨 ணࠬ ⥫ , ᠭ  ᫥ 
᪠,   ⠭ ࠡᯮᮡ. H 
஢ "POPCORN'"    뫮 ६,  祢,  ,
ᮧ   "666", 뫠 ᫮ ᯥ樠쭮 饭  .
  ࠭  ⮩  䠭᪮ ਨ...

-  ᯮ - ⨪ ⥫쭮 ?

- H樠쭮. H  뢠  ᬥ  ᮬ. 
. ࠡ騥   ,  ᮡ  , ,
,  ⨪ 祭 , ⠪  設⢮ ⥭樠
 -  ᠬ 窨-,    ਫ  砫,  
, 窠 誠  ᠬ,  祭  .

 砩  ᬥ,      "666",
ந襫  ᪢ 6  1994 . ᫥ ⮣ 뫮  46 砥
 ࠧ த H.

-   ⮩ ஡ - "⥭ ࣠"?

- 㤠  ? ᫨  , , ᪮॥ ᥣ, ࠭ ⠩. H
  ⥫⢮, ஥  뢠 -  ᭮
஭   ࠧ த  ⠢  ४
஫  ⥫, ⠪    蠥  ࠧ EXE-䠩,
ᤥ  ⮩  3D-STUDIO - , 쬠 ୮  襬 TV. 
譮 㬠  ᫥⢨ ப⪨ ⮣ ஫, ࠦ
ᮬ-㡨楩,  ࢮ ணࠬ...

-    ?

- H祣   ᮢ⮢, ஬  몫祭  
  ⥫    ᨫ쭮   
㣨 ਧ ⢨   .

 ।樨:

  ⠫ ⭮  ⥭ 筨,   ஭
﫮 ᮢ頭 ⥬ ஢ (.. "ᮯ"),  ஬
뫮 ਭ 襭   ப   ॡ
ਭ ᠬ ࠩ   ⮢⥫ ᮢ, ࠢ 
ᠭ   ⮢ 㦨.







 " H - ⥫ ⠫쭮 樫  ⠨ ஬ ৫ த."
 " H  -  த 客 (堫᪮ .)  1946. "
 " H - 2) 祭:   ⨢ 筮 浪, ⢮
⭮ﬨ  ᮣᨨ  ᭮묨 ⠭. "

(c) C᪨ 横᪨ .


"pp"-p.  p  㪭  p襭
㪠 ....  ()










 [11] KIEV.TALKS (2:463/2.5)  KIEV.TALKS 
 Msg  : 7 of 44
 From : Andrew Zhilenko                     2:463/113.31    . 03 . 95 14:05
 To   : All
 Subj : Alchemy

Hello All!

 Long time ago in one galaxy far, far way .....
31 Jan 95 02:22, Oleg Fesen wrote to Oleg Kuleshov:

[ skipped ]

 AB>>>> pp). " y襭 p ,  ⢠p
 AB>>>> p 쭨,   p쥢 p
 AB>>>> y, y ᪮p  y p  믠p ᫥

[  skipped ]

 OF>>> ⢥ 襭   ᢮ p 
 OF>>> 饭 ᫥ ᬥp p 殬. p p
 OF>>> p ᬠ뢠   ᥭ  p

[   skipped]

 OK>>  襨 p  ⥯ p p᪮
 OK>> p 㬥p襣 ᨫ⢥ ᬥp  ⮩
 OK>> 饭 ᫥ ᬥp ⢥

[   - skipped ]

 OF> p ⮬ p   ᨫ  ᬥp 襭
 OF> p᪮ ﭮ, 饩  p ᮢ㯫 ⨡᪨
 OF> p ( ᫨ ﭠ p  p⭠,   

[ ⥫쭮 skip ]

  ᮡࠫ   ⠪ 楯⮢  ࠧ 堬  15 -  ⮢
ਠ   
 "ୠ  祭 ୠ  FIDO. ࠪ᪨ ᮢ  ﬨ"

  ࢮ  :
 1)  뢠 ய襣 ⮭
 2) 襡  (᫥ ᬠ뢠   1200 ॢ頥  Zyx 19200)
 3)   -   㤠    ࠬ,
   騬  666.
 4) , 뢠, 㤠塞 ( ࠢ  騩 :) ) ⮭
(࠭   楯 ਢ )
 5) ⢮ 襣  (     ,  ࠤ ;) )
 ..  ..

  ,   娬᪨ ⮬ FIDO譨 
⢥ (  ⮬  :)-8   ⮬ ਧ? :) )
졠 -   ਠ 頩 ஦,  騢 
 室 11-12 ,  ⮭ 㦥 ᥬ.

Best regards,
Andrew

--- GoldED 2.42.G0214+
 * Origin: Adam + Eva + some monkey (2:463/113.31)





⯠ࠬ 1992, No.5 (29)  *** HUMOR ***   ⠢⥫: .. 
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                       Ŀ
                          
Ŀ
  "   ...." () ୮  ⠢   
 ᮢ᪨  뭮   ᪮쪮      220   /-ᮢ⨬ 
 ஢                                                   
                           ""                         
  "" -  ࠭ ᯥ ⥩: 
    - ਤ  ࠩ⨭ ⥪⮢;                                
    - ᪮⭮ ६ਭ ;                         
    - 㨭 孮᪨ ⮢;                          
    -  魮 ਨ (, , ,      
 થ, , ,   );   
    - 㨭 짮⥫  設 몥;                
    -  ᥣ .                                       
  " ...." ⢫ ࢨ᭮ 㦨 ᢮- 
  ⮢:                                                  
    - 稭 㦨饣 ᮭ  ᭮       
 䨫;                                                      
    - ᨭ  " ⮪".                             
  뭮筥 㤠⢥,    㤠⢥  뭮 
 (45 . .).  ⮢ 㯠⥫ ᪨  (   
  15 . .,     22,5 . .)          
             "" -    !            
Ĵ
                  ⭠ ᪠ "  "    
                   ""   ॡ⥩:
                   - 뢮 ࠢ                        
                   - १ ஢                        
                   -  殬  ⥭.                   
                             !          
                  
       ,   !
     㤠  寧  ⮬⨧樨 ࠢ
    ५ ⥩    ""
    ⮫᪠ ᡮઠ   אַ     
    ࡮ਫ          - ⠭  ३
    ࠭ ⠩ ᯮ  뢮  ப ਭ
    ⨥ ⮢,  3.30
    ⨢ , 塞  8 
                      :
         ᮪, 12 
        superVGA
       饫 㦪 ⨯ " ⠭ ࠬ"
       ⪨ ꥬ 
       㣫 ਭ  堫 祪
         ,   !   -  !
               Ŀ
                 ப "JAMASHKA"    
                 ࠧ來      
               ⨢  40 
               

                 "᪠ ", . ᨡ

******************************-soft******************************


p p p - ᢥ 稫
p p p - ᢥ 몫稫
p  p  - ᢥ ᭮ 稫
p p p - ᢥ 몫稫
H -  p

 Serge.

⠫  , ࠢ   :

 㦨   稫 ⥢  ...
 堫...  ﭪ, 騭, મ⨪...
  饬,  ᯫ譮... ࠢ.
   ⮫쪮   ࠩ, ࠧ   ᮫⢮,
 ᨫ ᪮ 㡥...
     ࠧ  ⥫  騬 ᫮ 㫨...
 : ,   ⠪,    ⠪  뫮,
       ਥ堫, ࠧ  ⮪ ᠥ!..
   : , ⥭쪠, ਧ  樥  ⠩...

/be happy
Jannis, NetDialogue Guest





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        -  , DEC ⨫ 䮭  IBM !
        - ,   ࠬ䮭  Cray !

        -   ,    ᯥ !

        - ------ ᮢ⨬  ... ਭ஬ !!!
          (襭  ᪮ )

        - 筮  ࠭ ଠ樨  ணࠬ ᯮ
               ...

        -  ⠪  ஢  ⠢  
          ଠ஢     ਭ 裂 ...

        -     ?

        -  ⪨  ᠭ ணࠬ⮬  襩  -
          -   0 ,     ,   .

        - i,  i 묠 !
        -     !
        - , 直 i !  ⥡ i  !

        -   ⥡   ! 㦥, 祬   !
        -  !   ⠪ ᯮ !

        -  ண  設,   ண ?!!

        - ......   ᥩ  ࢥ !!!
        -   ᪮쪮   ⥡ ?
        -  720 ...
        -  2  360.

        -  ࠪ ᬮ  ?
        - .
        - , ᪨   ' .

        - ᪨  㦭 ?
        -   ?
        -  窨.

         ⢥  뤭  ⠥.

         設 , ॡ  .

          १, 祬  १⮢ ...

          , 頩 - ᪨.

          pp  ᯨ pp, ⥬
          業.

        p, 祬 p 䠩  ᪠, 㡥,    ⢮ !





   ,    祭  ,  ன -
ﭭ ਢ 类 ࠢ.
   訫   㬭  訫 㯨 ᥡ   IBM.
諨   㭪      뫪,  뫨 -
  6,5  .
     450$. 騪  ࠡ⠫  ᢮ 㭪
७  㬨,  ॡ  ᫥   ᢮ ଠ,⮡ ᯫ-
  祭 . 뫨 祭 ࠤ  ﭭ ஦騬 㪠
뢠 ᢮ . ⨬   稫,   .
  ࠧ  諨  ᥤ  ᡮ  뫮.   
   뢠   170$.   㦥  ᨭ
⠫, 訫  襭  ᥤ   .    㦥
뫮 ᨫ ,         ⠢  ᪠ 
 ᥬ   ࠩ.

                             㯪 IBM.

   諨   .   㢨 騪 , 
ࠫ  㤠 祧.  ᬥ 諠 ய   ਭ﫠 뫪.
  ࠧ   뢠   286.  ᬥ 堫 
設᪨ 뭮  ᪠ 襢 286-. ࠢ  ⠬ ਭ﫨  , 
    ᢥભ 窮 ᮢ ࠧ ⠭ ᬥ.
    த ᮢ⮢ ᢮ IBM-.   ࠧ஢ 뢠
  ਫ, ࠫ  286-  ᬠ⠫ 뢠  !!
 諨    ⠫  50$.   ᪠:  
  ,    訫.   ᠬ ஦    
  ப  뫮祪 ᬨ୮.   ᤥঠ  -
  騪 ম.

                              ஡!

  뫨 ஡, 뫮   ⥬   த
.  ஦ 騫 ⥬  ஡  ⠢  ⮫.  
ᨭ,  㢨    뫮   祬.  ⢮!
  ࠫ  㣠 ⮬,   㣠  뫨  .
  ᢥભ㫠  .         ᢠ  -
᪠ , ᪠ !  񡠭       ࠫ, 筮
 ᪠ 㣮 !   砫  ᪠ !   
 뢠 ᥣ 50$,     稫, ⮬    -
  ᮡࠫ 㯨 CGA    "஭".

                          㯪 .

堫   । ࠧ    㯨 ⠬ CGA-.    -
 ᪠. 堩 -  ⠪,    ࠡ⠥  ,
 㣮 .   ⠪ 㣮    ᯮ   ᪠ 㣮 .
  㦭 ঠ.

                          祭 設!

ਢ     ⠫ ᬮ  樨  , 
祣    諮, ⮬   뫠   ᪮
몥,     樨  .       .
- ⮤m 몠!      砫 ⠭? , ⢥⨫
.   稫 ⠭ ,    ⠭ 
⢮    ࠧ  . , ⢮ ॡ  ⢥⨫
.  ⮣  ⮤ 몠 ᪠ ன.
⠫     ⥢   ⥬   ⪭  .
㯨 設.  ਧ   ࠡ 設 뫮.
 ⠫  .    ⪭㫨    㣮 
CGA .
  設 뫠 ⮢  ࠡ, ࠢ    ⢮  
ᥣ  ᪮,   뫨 祭 ࠤ ᢮ 㯪.

                           祭 ⥬.

 񫪭 몫⥫  諠 㧪.   㯮 ᬮ५  -
室饥.    ᪠. ,    砫 뢠 
  묠 .   뢠,   -  ⠪ ,
⢥⨫ ன .   祣 﫨  訫 㯨 -
. 堫      㯨  ᮢ⠬ த   -
 ࠬ  稭. 諨  砫   
६ .      ᪥  Norton Commander.
 த   ⥬  Norton-.   砫   ⠪ 䠩
 ਪਨ.          孨,
 १ 2   﫨    㦥  . 諨 -
 㯠 ᪥. 㯨  襪  ⠫   . ﭭ
ࠫ - 类 , 㣠 ⮬   㣠.   
  訫  த . 堫  뭮    .
 㬠...... 㤠  죨 .   嫠 㯨? , 㦭 -
ࠫ . 㯨  嫠   죨, ࠫ  嫨!






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                             ..૨

                       ਧ ணࠬ஢


                          । ॢ.

     ।  ॢ  -  ᪮॥   筨,   祬   諨䮢
ந.      ,       㤠      室饣
, ⠢ ᪨ ⥪.

                                  * * *

     易    ணࠬ஢   ࠧࠧ   䥭   
㤨⥫쭮 ⮩ ⥫쭮 ।  ᮧ  㠫쭮
  㯯  ⥫쭮,    ,  ᮧ  祫᪨  
⢮७ 㦠 ࠯ 筨   ,   ࠡ⠥  
   ᫨⥫쭮   孨.          ⢠    
᫨⥫ 設  ,    ﭨ    (אַ  
ᢥ) ਤ  ⮬ ᨬ,    饬  
᢮  燐 .

     ਢ    ਧ  ।⢠  ᮡ      뤥
᭮ ࠢ  ⮣  ,    ,  ।稢,
,   㬠  ।⠢  ᠬ 㤨⥫쭮
  ᮧ 祫 ⢮७ -  .



     1. ,    祫 ⠭,  㣮 - ६.
     2. 㭪樨 ন ,      ⨬㫨  .
ࠫ:                       
ணࠬ஢.
     3. ⠪᪨  뢠 ࠪ 祪  ⮩.
     4.    ணࠬ      㣮  ணࠬ     ।
ᮮ⢥ .
     5. ᫨ ணࠬ 㫨 訬 ⢮ ,  
  ᪮쪨 ᯮᮡ.
     6.   ।⠢  ᮡ  楯,  ᮪  ᫮
(ᮯணࠬ ᮤঠ ணࠬ);   .
     7.   ࠢ ணࠬ, 祬  ࠢ.
     8.  ணࠬ஢     ஢,  ᫨    ணࠬ
室 㤥  ⢥.
     9. , ⮡  100 㭪 ᯮ짮    ,
祬  10 㭪 - 10 .
     10.   ࠭ 㯠   ७  ⥧:    
᢮  ਢ窠.    .  ⠭⨧.   ⢥
ࠧ (!)  襪ᯨ஬    ⮨      '  ᫮,    
⢥ .
     11. ᫨  襩  楤  10  ࠬ஢,  ⭮,  -
ய饭.
     12.  - ᭮ ணࠬ஢, ᪮  ᮪頥 ६
ᠭ ணࠬ.
     13. ᫨       筮          ணࠬ,  㦭
८ࠧ      ப,    ⮣  ,  筮,      
묨.
     14.  筮   ணࠬ ॢ,      ப,  
⮬   㬨ࠥ.
     15.  㦭 ஥஢ ᢥ ,  ᪫祭 㭤, 
ண 㦭 稭.
     16.   ணࠬ ( ࠩ  )    祭:    
   祣  .
     17. ᫨  '᭥ 襩  ணࠬ  ⥫  稭  
,   㤨.
     18.    ⮨    ணࠬ    横      ஢
६.
     19.  ⮨  ,    襣  ।⠢  
ணࠬ஢.
     20.  ,      쭮,    :   ⨥
ଠ樨 । 室 ஢ન 裡.
     21. ⨬ ९ 樨.
     22.  襩 ⥬    ᫠ 몠 .
     23. ⮡  ணࠬ, 室 ⮦⢨ ᥡ   設,
  ணࠬ.
     24. ᫨   ᠫ ணࠬ  ⢠,      ,  ,
稫   .
     25. ᫥ 祫  ⮫쪮 ந  ᫮  ଠ.
,  祭,   ᯥ⨢ ,  祬  ᪮
ࠦ,   ᨢ   뫮.
     26.  ᥣ ⨬ ᪠  ᢮ ணࠬ - ⠪,    
  몠  ᪠ ⮫쪮 .
     27.  ⮫쪮  﫨,   ணࠬ, ⠢ ᤥ 
- 㣮.
     28.  ணࠬ஢ 㤭  ࠢ    ६  
७  ண.    ᮡ  ந   .      
ࠧ ࠭  ࠧ ணࠬ,   ⨫  ⮫쪮
६?
     29.  ⥬  ᪮  樨      
ࠢ訩  ॡ,  ஥  ᮧ  横,          
設.
     30. ,        ணࠬ஢  -      砩
祣-  饣,    ᮧ   .
     31.   । ᫮,  ⥪  .
     32.  ணࠬ⮢ ᫥ 業    ⥫쭮
 ,      樨.
     33.   : ""  "  "  -  
㦥  .
     34. ப -     ,    ,  㤠  
।, ந室 ⥫쭮 㡫஢ .    쭮
।⢮  ᮪ ଠ樨.
     35.        ,    ⮣  諮     
,        ⮣.        ᠬ   -      
ணࠬ⠬.
     36. ᯮ짮 ணࠬ    ⥫⢠  ⥮६    
᪠   ⥬⨪.    ,    ,  
⠢ 襭  祭 ⮫, ,  ⠪      
⥬⨪.
     37.   設 ,  ""         ६
 㦭  譨 . ⠭⨧  設 뫠 
䮩,  ⮬ , ⭮,  ந.
     38. ஢ ணࠬ஢ ⢥ত  ᪫祭
쥣.
     39. 쭠 䨪:  ᠭ ⨭ 室 10  ᫮.  
    - ⢮  10 ᫮   ⨭.
     40. ணࠬ  訡    ᯮᮡ,   ࠡ⠥
- ⨩.
     41.    모  ணࠬ஢   ᪠   ,   
ᮯ⨢ ண.
     42. ᯥ⨢ ணࠬ  業, 㧭      
ᯮᮡ ࠭.
     43.  ணࠬ ⥬   "  ࠭  ⠥,  ⮣  㤠
".
     44.         ,      ⢥   㭨㬮    
ணࠬ஢  横.
     45.  F-U  ᫥  -      ᨭ᪨
ᯮᮡ⥩,    ᪨.
     46.   , ணࠬ஢ -   ᫮
     47.  ᪠  㨫  த:  "  த    ⠪  ,  
᢮ ६".
     48.  ⠭ 訬 ᮡ  ணࠬ஢ 㦨 " 
࠭ 㤥" - ⮫쪮 ⮬,     襥 ᮡ    
।.
     49. ⪠  몠 ᥬ      ࠧ      ᠤ
: 모, ᯮ짮  ਢ  ࠭஢  設
६,  客.  ᯬ設  ᥣ    ᢮   ணࠬ⠬
⪠  䨣 ⪠.
     50.    設 ⥬  ,    㤥,    
०,  ⮩  ࠧ楩,  稪 楢  .
     51.                ,    
த ᠫ.
     52. ⥬   ⥬, ⥬ -  ⥬   ⠪
 ᪮筮 -  ⮬  ஥㥬 ᭨ .
     53.         祧  ᫥,      稭
ᥬ⨪.
     54. ॣ  窨          ਭ,    
,   ᭮ ᫨誮 ᫮.
     55. -ணࠬ ⭠ 業  ᥣ,    ⭠  業
祣    뫮.
     56.  ⢥  室    ﭭ   殮.   ᪮   
ᨬ祭,      ﭭ  ᮢ襭⢮,       ந쭮
.
     57.   ᯥ䨪, ⮡  ᮮ⢥⢮ ணࠬ,
  .
     58.    ᫮.  ࠣ⨪    .  
  .   ࠭.
     59.  ᪮ 몥  ᫮   .    
 ⠪   몠 ணࠬ஢?
     60. DN S IS ⭥ UR F LI-WY SINS.
     61.  ணࠬ஢,   ,  訡  -    ஦
.
     62.  ணࠬ஢ ਠ 䥬.
     63.   襬 ணࠬ,  "",  - 砥,   
- .
     64.  ।⢠ ࠢ뢠 楫:  ஦  ⮤,    ⮤
릨,   ࠧ , 訥 ࠭ 楫.
     65.  ⠩: 設 ࠡ뢠 ᫠,   ᨬ.   塞
᢮  ( ஫) ⥯ 䬥⨧樨 ⥫쭮.
     66.  ᤥ - ६.   ⮬,  ⮡  
த⥫쭮 ⢠.
     67. 㬠, ᪮쪮 ᪨ ᨫ 祭  ᪨  ७
ࠧ  "⬮"  "ணࠬ".
     68.  ᫨    ਬ      ,          
ᨬ ( ⮬ ६)  ࠡ.  祬      ᮡ
  ? 祬  ௨ 모,    ,  
 㣮?
     69. १        㤥    㯥  ணࠬ஢,
⮫쪮    ⠭ 砫 ⮣ ⨫⭥ ਮ.
     70.   ᮧ  , ⮡ ᮮ    
ᠬ ᭮. ணࠬ  ࠧ  (࠭, ᯠ,  ,
᭮  ..)   ᯮ짮 ⠪ 몮,   ⥭  
 ᭮ ᪨.
     71. 㬥   客    ।  ப:  
㤮⢮ , ᪮       ᠢ      
   २.
     72. ⭠ ᠬ⪠ -  ⨢稥.
     73.  ᫠,    ⮨ᢠ  몠  ।  ࠢ  
. ,    ᬮ   ᢮ ਮ쭮
誠.
     74.  ,  ணࠬ ᯥ祭    宦      
㣮;   ᮧ  ⮣, ⮡    ⪠    ६;
    ⮬, ⮡  ᥣ ⠢    ६?
     75.  ᢮   ணࠬ஢  ᥣ  뢠
ﭭ ॡ   ⠬: 쭮 ᯮ .
     76.  ᮧ⥫,  짮⥫  ࠬਧ 楤.
     77. ୥᪨      祫,  設    ⬮
   "몠 ":  ⮢    ࠢ  ᥣ
⠢     .
     78. ᫨  設  -᪨, ,  ⭮,  ᤥ  
ﯮ.
     79.   ࠡ    ⢥  ⥫⮬  筮,  ⮡
⠢   .
     80.  த⥫  ⠪    設  ॢ頥  ⥬⨪  
મ,  .
     81.  ணࠬ஢ ॢ饭 祢   -  筮
। ᫮ "ࠧ஢".
     82.  -  ᬮ  ᪠:  "    ணࠬ  
⥮६ ଠ".
     83.  ࠧ  設 ਭ  ᮢ६ ?  ,
  宦 娫    ⨥  ⥫  "娫⮭"  
 設.
     84.  ᫥⥫᪮ ਨ: " ⮬,  祬   ࠡ⠥
ᥣ, 㣨 㬠 ⮫쪮 ".
     85.  ⠩  뫨   L,  뢠 죨  
࠭.
     86.  뢠 ᥡ, 㬠,   ⭮襭  楤      
⨢ ⥬     ᤥ  ந쭮      
࠭ .
     87.    -  -.   ᥬ    
 -?
     88. 設    ⮬,  ࠢ ᢥ  室 
஥஢ ஬.
     89.   ணࠬ஢   筮 ,
   䬥⨪.
     90. ணࠬ஢ ⠢ ॢ 梥.
     91.    祭[#] -  設   .  [#]  
祭 ᠫ ⥪⨢ "祫   ".
     92.  -  吝⥫     ⥩襬  :    室
⫨稬  ,   ந.
     93.  - : " 㦥  ணࠬ஢,  ஬
筮 ⮫쪮 ᪠,   㦭 ᤥ", -   .
     94. 䥩 ࠭ 冷 饩,   ᪮  - 㭪樨
 ᪮.
     95.    , ᫨   ⢥  .
     96.  設  ᪮॥  㦨  稥  ᯮ浪,  祬  
冷.
     97. ᫨ ९⥫ ⠨  ⮬,  ᫨⥫쭠 㪠  -
 ,   Y,   祭.
     98.    ணࠬ஢  ।  ࠡ⪠      ⪠   ﭭ
㬥蠥.
     99.    ᨬ  祫-設  ᯮᠡ    祫;
設 ⮣  .
     100.    ' ணࠬ஢,        
㪮     ணࠬ.
     101.  ࠡ  訡  :  ࠩ  ࠢ  ணࠬ.
  ⮦  ࠡ:  訫   . ࠩ
ࠢ   訡.
     102.    ३    ଠ쭮    ଠ쭮     
ଠ ।.
     103.  ਪ 모  ਬ. ( ᫮ LIIV 
LIᠢL).
     104. ⥫⢮ 業 ⥬ -   ⢮.
     105.  । ᫮,  ⮫쪮   .
     106. 㤭 뤥   ப,      ⢥  ""
裡,     뢠.
     107.      ⮣,    ⠪  L/1  -  㣮  
 ࡫.
     108. 直 ࠧ,   ணࠬ    ᪮
 ᢮ ணࠬ,   .
     109. 㬠 ⮫쪮!    ᢥ塮  ⥣ࠫ  奬  
 㯠 100 ""  1 ..
     110. ஢ -  ࠦ ⮣ ,  㣨 ᫮.
     111. 祬 ᯠ ਬ᪠ ?    -뭨  ⮬⨧
᪨ ࠡ?
     112.  ਢ  ⥫⢮ ᫨⥫ .
     113. ⢥ ⨢  ⥮,  뢠  ஫  
宫,   ᫥ ⢥.
     114.  設 ⢥ 모  ⢥.
     115. 設⢮  室 楯 ணࠬ஢  祢,
 ᠬ ணࠬ஢ .
     116.  砥 -  ,  ⠥,      ;
        ,  ⠭  㢥७    ᢮  ;
㢥७ ⠥,    ⮬ - 㣮;  
ᮢ襭 㢥७,  稭 ணࠬ஢.
     117. 祭 ⥩ ணࠬ஢ ⨢ ᮢ६  ⥮ਨ
祭.   ᭮  ⠢  ,    樯  
࣠樨  諥,  㤥      ⠫         
ᠬ?
     118. ᫨   ।⠢  ᥡ  ⢮,    ﬨ  
஡,   ।⠢ ,  㣮.
     119. ணࠬ஢ -  ⢥ .
     120. ஢  ணࠬ    設  筮  砥
⠢  設 ࠡ -஬.
     121.  ⮫쪮 蠥    ⨦.  ᫨  
ਧ,    ⠠ਧ.
     122. ਧ -    䥩,      ।  業  
.
     123. ਧ ࠬਧ  .
     124. ਧ -  , ᪮  믮  室 ⥭.
     125. ਧ ⠫ ᮮ⢥⢨.
     126. ਧ   㡮  ᥬ᪮  祭    
,  ।⠢ ᮡ 楤.
     127.  ਧ  ய  ஡     뤥   :   
ॢ室 㬥 ᮪ ஢.
     128. ਧ ᪮॥  ⠬, 祬 .
     129.  ਧ १砩  ய.
     130. ᫥ ਧ? ਧ   ,   -    㦭
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   ୮ ணࠬ אַ ய樮쭠 
   ᨨ, 㬭  .

  ணࠬ஢ - 訩 ⮤ 㡨 ६, ᢮
   ᥪ,   㤠⢠.

    ⥫ ଠ樨 - 㬠.

     - ࠭ଠ .

   - 㯫    ᫨⥫묨
  㭪ﬨ, ࠭祭묨  樥    ᥬ⢥  ⥩
  ࠬ⨪ .






                           ⮯ ६ 

                                 ।᫮.
          ନ  "६  " ⢮   娬᪮
     䠭⨪,    ⢮ ਭ樯   -
     த   ६   ࣠᪨ ᮥ.    
      ९⥫ﬨ  ணࠬ⮬ .  吝   -
     蠭-  ந襫  ࠧ:  -         ६
     ? ਬ୮ ⠪ ᨫ 吝.   蠭 ⢥⨫ ਬ୮
     ᫥饥:  -  ࠧ    ६,    ᠬ-
     ⥫    ந室騥   ﬨ ६-
       .   ⢥ ⥫⢠  ᯮ  -
     ᮢ  稥 饭 (ࠢ:  "    ਨ").  
     ⢮    ⮬  ࠧ   㬠,    ६
       ᭨ 㣫த  ࠧ    ⮣,
       ⠭ ᮢ ᢮ ਥ,   㤥 ᨫ쭮 墠
     祣- 宦  "  ".    訫  㯨  
     ஫  ⭮    ⭥  砬,   -
      ⥭樠쭮 業  ⮬ 饬,  ६ ⥫ 
      稯  ᢮ ஢  㣫த.

                            ⥫

     No 1
            ᫮ ᥡ ,   ⠫ ।  -
     .

     No 2
         ⨫     ⮭  ᮬ:  " 
       , ⮭?". "", - ⢥砫  ⮭, ࠧ-
     裂 ᢮ .

     No 3
         ࠢ ⮢  ,  - ந ,  ᬠਢ
     室饣    ⮢ .   2,7 ,  - । 
     ⮭.  "    ᥣ 㤥 ,  ⮭?" -  ᨫ
     . ", - ⢥砫  ⮭, -  㤫"


     No 4
         堫    ⮭  :  "   -
     祭 㧭 ७, ⮭?"

     No 5
               ⥬ ᪥   ᯮ冷
      - 祣 ࠤ.  ࠧ,   襫      ⮭.
     ᠤ  ⮭ ⮢.    ᮪ ᫮,    
     祫: " ⥯, - , - ᪠: "format a-a a-a:"."

     No 6
         "  㬠,  ⮭,   㤥  ᫥饩 ?", - ⠪
     訢   ⮭. "," - ⢥⨫  ⮭,
       ஫--.

     No 7
         "    ࢮ ᨨ ,  ⮢ ?" -  訢
      ⮢  .  ",  -  ,  -   ⮫쪮
      ⠫,  -  ,  - , , . . ,  誠 -
     ..."


         ।⠢  ⥫  ⮯ ࠦ  ५-
      ਮ ६  - ਧ        䨪.
     ୠ  ,  ⮭  ⮢.   ࠧ-
         ᮭ -  뭤㧠.   ࠣ 
     㫮 ᪠  ⮢.   ࠧ浪  稫  横
      ६業:   稭  ᫮ " 뫮      
     ਧ ".

     No 8
          - ,   ⮭  .   ,    
       뭤.  ", - . - , .    
     ᨤ 㤥".    ⠪ 祣   ⢥⨫.   .  
      ᯫ  吝 㣠.  "室,  室, - ᪠, - -
     窠 襢".

     No 9
         ᨫ -  .  : "   , . 
     ,   뭤㧠 ⠪  ?" "蠬   ,  - 
     ⢥⨫ , , 㬠, , -  窨  襢".

     No 10
         "ᯮ, - ᮮ騫  ⮭   .  , -
       ந諠   䨪.   ᥬ ᢮ ᪨
     ".  ⠫  㬠.   ⮭ ࠧ  -
      ,  ,  ࠫ쭮 थ.   .  
      ᪮   ࠢ. ⥫ 뫮    -
     ,   ࠧ : "窨, - , - 襢! 襩 ࠧ-
     ".

     No 11
          뫮     ਧ .  - 㤠 죨 ?  - 㡮
     ᨫ  ⮭ . - , ꥫ.

     No 12
           .   室 ᢥ⫥.  ⨢ ⭮-
       뭤㧠,   ᮢ ⠪ ᪮:  -  稫
     , 誠? -   ࠫ, - ᪠  뭤  . -
       ,  - ࠤ⭮ ⢮ .   ,  -   
     窨 襢.    ᥫ 襢.

     No 13
         쪮 ᮡࠫ ,  .      ⮭ 
     ,      砫. There isn't enough room! - -
     砫  ⮭, 㢨    㪮  뭤㧠.

     No 14
          ᠭ   ⢥ ⮢  
     堫 - ⮢.     ਪ,  ⠬  ᨫ  -
      -.

     No 15
          横 "㠫 " - ࠢ,    ⤠  
     뭤?  訢  ⮭  ⮢  . - ,
     -     , ⢥⨫ .

     No 16
           ६ ⮪ᨪ - 㤮, ⮭? - ᪭, ⮢-
       . -   .     .


          㯥஥! "   ⥫" -
     騥  த  ⮯  ६   ᤠ ᢮ ਠ
      ⥭ ਨ "⬥堭" ᨫ 誥  
       4.

                                  ஢
     No 17
         襫 -  ,  믠.

     No 18
         ᠫ   ⮭ 졮   ᢮  .  -
     ⮩  ⥡ ࠩ,  - ᪠  ⮢  .  -   
      楫 : A,C  D.

     No 19
           ⮭ ⠢ ,      -
     .

                                ᥩ 㯨
     No 20
         -     த   ? ᨫ . 
       ⮭. , - ⢥砫 ⮭, -  : Boot - Send,
     Boot - Send...





   ⨭ player -   ,
     diggerom,   ,
    ,    ⮫,
     comanch' ᢮...

       ࠤ,  祬 ५,
      H  ᮡࠥ  㯠!
       蠭: ⨫ਨ 楫 㪠.
      ⠫  - ⠨  .

     tetris  ਢ ,
      StripPoker ⠭ ந,
     quest' ﬨ  㦤 -
   H ,   ⠪ - ...

      ⠪!  ᭮,   ,
        뢠, 㯠  .
       ⨢ ,  ᢮ ,
      H   㤡!

   ⠭  ਭ, ⠫  !
    PrefClub - ⠬   㪠!
     Comanche, ⮡ ᥡ .
   ⠩ -      !
   ---





       BAD DAY

  H      ⮪       ਫ
   ࠧ           㡠 ᣮ५ - ਭ஭
  墠⨫   7 ⮪      १ ᫮  ਫ
  @#$%^&  ⪨      ⪫稫 ⥫䮭

  ࢥ    3 ࠧ      ஦
  H    ᫠       祬   
  砪 ᫮  㭨⠧      । 
      @#$         H 饬  @#$%

   襬             ஡    ⠪
  誠   ᨣ         H     
    騭     ணࠬ 稭 
     ᥤ            "Hell of world"

           18.01.94





                  䥪⨢ ணࠬ.
   ४権  ࢮ䮢,  ᫥ ணࠬ.

     1. ணࠬ   ࠧ  .
     2.    ࠧ  ࠪ.
     3. ᯮ짮 ६ 楫ᮮࠧ.
     4.      ணࠬ     ,  ਭ,
  稭  .
     5.   ப          ࠢ 
ࠢ .
     6.   ਠ ᪠    ਠ.
     7.    ᫮ 室  믮  ᫮
⢫ 室    ᢮묨 ࠪ.
     8.   -᫮  横  ᫮.
     9. ᯮ짮 ਥ 頥!!!
     10.᭮ 祩  ணࠬ  ७ -
  ᪮ ࠭⢠,    ।   直  -
  ࠩ஢.
                                 * * *
     11.  ᮡ ᯮ殮  ⠥ ᪮,   -
⢥,  - ன,  ᮫ - 訬.






===============================================================================
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 ⠪   - ᠥ  .
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-     ࠧ,   ணࠬ 㯨.
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  H  H H   !
  ⨬ ஬    㣮 !

H:
H,   ⮬ ᯮ,   ᠤ ⮯ :
   ४ᨫ -  ⥡   !
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 ࠭  ᪠ !

 :
, ஫   ? H- 㪨  !
 ⥡ ࠭-4,  㣮 -   !

-:
 ⨫ -   ,  ⮯, ⠬᪠, .
H, -  Disk Doctor -     !

===============================================================================





    

 㢠  ᢮ 㢨宩
 㦨 梥,  .
㢠   ࠡ,
㢨 ⥡ ⥫.

     ᠣ -
諠    .
  ࠧ ᠣ  -
諠   ᪮ ।.
⨩ ࠧ   ᠣ -
   ७ -
諠   ய᪮ ,
 -ᮬ   ᠣ.
"४, , 祣 ",
 ᠭ   -⮬.

७ 㢠  让 ᨫ,
", 㬠, ७".
H  ਤ    ,
H  , ⮡  ⠢.
⨫ , 㣠, ,
   १ 訡訫.
" 諨 , , ᪨,
  ⠪ ᥡ 筮 ".

ਯ 㢠  ᢮ 㢨,
    .
"ࠩ, , 祣 ",
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   .
४⨫  , , ,
    ⥫  -
H- ᮢᥬ  ୮-".

 襫 㢠  ࠡ.
   쪨 䨪.
४⨫  㢨 ⥫,
   ਭ஭.

⨫   㢨,
뢠  ⥫.
㫠 ࠧ 㢨,
     ⮣ ,
"  , 㢠, , ४,
  ᥡ ய᪨ ".



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   䨪 ,
ࠢ   ᠣ,
 ", , ⥡ 㢨,
, , ய᪨ ".

⢥砥   १ 
६ ⥬ ஬⮪:
" ᥡ, ਫ, ,
㤥   㦥  쨬.
  ⫨, , ,
ࠢ   אַ ᥣ".

室 㢠  ࠡ -
,  㢨 㦥 ,
 㣮 㫠 騪,
, -檨 ⠥ .
" , , ᮪,
 ⮭ ⮬ ਫ,
, , ᥡ ,
 㦭  ⠪ ,
-   ,
 ⮢  ᥬ 㤥".

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⥡ ᢮ 㢨宩,
   ᮢᥬ 㦥 䨪 -
ᠣ ᢮ 㤠 .
Hᠫ   ᠣ,
  , "㢨 ⥡,
  㦥 ,
  ࠧ訢 ".

⢥砥    㤨쥬:
"   㤮⢮ਬ 㢨?
H  ७  , 㤥 ⥡ ,
㯠  䨣,  ᥡ ..."

頥 㢠  ᢮ 㢨 -
  㦥   㫠 -
  㢨堬
  ᪮ ९.
", 㢠, ,   ,
 , ࠧ ⠪ 堫,
⠭ ஬ ॢ,
     襥".


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    -".
H    ࠤ ,
    ࠡ.
 ᮢᥬ   䨪 -
஢ ⢥ ⥡.
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 祩-  ப.
    ᠣ,
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 ᮢᥬ, ਫ, 堬,
  ஬ ॢ,
  直   襥".

"H    ⥡  㢨宩,
  ⢥ ,
H  , ஬ ॢ
㤥, ࠧ ⠪ 㢨".

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 㢨  ⠫쭮 寧 -
H ॥ ᠬ  襥,
   ⠪,   .
" , , 㢠,  ࠡ,
H ᢮  ,
 ᮢᥬ  㦥 ⥡,
  ᠬ  ⮬.
⮡ ⢮  ࠫ   ,
 ४⨫ ⮫쪮  ".

 襫  㢠  ࠡ,
   믠 ,
ᠣ 㤠  室,
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⯨ᠫ 㢠 ᠣ ,
 "ᮢᥬ ७ 㢨,
 ⮬  ᥬ,
 ⮢,  뭪,  ,
 , ,  ⮡,
ࠫ    
 ४⨫ ⮫쪮  ".

H祣    ⢥⨫,
  堬⢠, ୮, .
  㢠  ᠣ ,
 ᯮ   蠫,
H ⠪  䨣   .

頥   ᢮ 㢨 -
 ⯨ᠭ  ᥩ ,
H㤠  室 e ४,
  ,   ⥤.
 ᨤ ᥡ 㢨, ,
 ᬮ,  , ⥫.

३ ࡠ,
५ 1993.







                          ணࠬ
                          
"㯨"      - ࣠뢠 横 (loop)
""    -   嬠 (chess)
""   - 㢥 魮 (power)
""    - 맢 ணࠬ (call)
" "  - 㧨   (use)
""      - 뢠 ६ (var)
""      - ᪠ ணࠬ (run)
"࠭"    - ⠭⥫ (restore)
""      -    ( ᨪ) (peek)
"節"    -  ணࠬ (crack)
""      - १ ᮪ ⥪ (cut)
""       - ந  "" (or)
"몠"   - 뢠 ணࠬ Ctrl-Break (break)
""   - ࠭  ⥪ (push)
""    - 祫,ࠡ騩  
"ᮢ"    -  । 室  樨 (pass)
""    -     (click)
"誠"     - ஢ઠ (check)
""     - ࠦ ᮬ Dir
""      - ஢ (copy)
""     - ३  砫   (go top)
""  - 뫠  (move)
"?"        - ⥣஢ 㦥 ⫠ (IDE)
""      - ᥭ쪨 (tiny)
"⨧"    -   ୥ ४ (root)
""      - ⨣ (reach)
"஢" -  (treat)
"⥯"     - 蠣 (step)
"᭮"      - 訩 (less)






================================================================================
== SEX HUMOR                                                                   =
================================================================================

SEX(1)                       USER COMMANDS                        SEX(1)

NAME
     sex - have sex

SYNOPSIS
     sex [ options ] usercode [ usercode ... ]

DEFAULTS
     If no usernames are specified, names are taken from the LOVERS
     environment variable.

OPTIONS
     Options to make things more interesting are as follows:

-1  wiggle
-a  external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option
-b  buggery
-B  <animal>  bestiality with <animal>
-c  chocolate sauce option
-C  chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)
-d  <file>  get a date with the features described in <file>
-e  exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)
-f  foreplay option
-F  nasal sex with plants
-i  coitus interruptus (messy!)
-j  jacuzzi option (California sites only)
-l  leather option
-L  Lick option
-m  masochism (see -s)
-M  triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option
-n  necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program kills it)
-N  Nipple option
-o  oral option
-O  parallel access (flower-picking party)
-p  debug option (proposition only)
-P  pedophilia (must specify a child process)
-q  quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)
-s  sadism (target must set -m)
-S  sundae option
-v  voyeurism (surveys the entire net)
-v1 vaseline option
-V  Vibrator option
-w  whipped cream option
-W  whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)
-x  extra (loop routine - cumming back for more)
-y  yogurt option

ERRORS
     'Missing External'      = "Where did I put the vibrator"
     'Mismatch error'        = One component is non-standard
     'Next without For'      = Next process has been started without foreplay.
     'Syntax Error'          = Error in chat up line
     'I/O Error'             = Input-Output is too slow.
     'Unknown Procedure'     = The process is non-standard but fun.
     'No Such Line'          = Chat up line has gone down
     'Out of Memory'         = You had too much to drink last night.
     'Illegal Input'         = 3 fingers are quite enough
     'Undefined Variable'    = Decide how much you are going to pay.
     'Identifier not Used'   = Don't give her your name.
     'Do without Loop'       = At least do it twice
     'Inserted ; '           = Only with users permission bit set.
     'Insufficient data'     = "Oh yeah, I've taken precautions"
     'Your party is not
      responding'            = Unsuccessful strip-poker request call
     'Access Denied'         = Chastity bit set.
     'Unknown Host Name'     = "Whose party is it?"
     'Output Only'           = don't try anal sex
     'Can't Access Floppy'   = "Where the hell is it!"
     'Server Not Responding' = Either too much drink or impotent.
     'Too many Arguments'    = Don't try talking to partner.
     'Peripheral in Use'     = Remove chewing-gum before administering blowjob
     'Bad Baud Rate'         = Use your imagination or she'll get bored.
     'Copy is Unreadable'    = Porno-mags are not for reading
     'Already Open'          = Just undo the button and off they come.
     'Process Timed Out'     = Premature ejaculation has occurred
     'Out of Range'          = Her husband is in London
     'Unmatched ('           = Boobs are of different sizes.
     'Permission Denied'     = I told you not to try anal sex
     'No repeat'             = Not tonight darling, I'm too tired.
     'Source is Protected'   = Very sensible, always keep one with you.
     'Invalid Entry'         = Don't take advantage of disabled people.
     'CPU down'              = Had to happen sooner or later.
     'Connection closed by
      foreign host'          = Husband arrival
     'Illegal Direct'        = "hi babe, wanna fuck" is not implemented.
     'Can't Read'            = People want intellectuals these days
     'Begin Without End'     = Not likely to occur
     'only 3 connections
      allowed'               = Stop being greedy!
     'bad track'             = told u not to do it to Des O'Connor!
     'write protected'       = its ok, she's had the op.
     'cannot open'           = her knees are surgically joined
     'file already open'     = she's a slut
     'no manual entry'       = switch to auto pilot
     'no such process'       = forget it, its impossible
     '65 bytes free'         = after this, bites cost 10p each.
     'no command'            = she knows what you want
     'your party has logged
      out'                   = you were too long at the chemists
     'RTFM error'            = see karma sutra
     'mistake'               = yup, thats her asshole!
     'no device specified'   = which vibrator do you want?
     'no such device'        = if device no. > 15"
     'Stopped'               = Doorbell activated
     'Stopped by operator'   = Phone rings
     'Interrupt'             = son arrives at location
     'dlog file exists'      = you logged out before ejaculation
     'missing end statement' = she had gone when you awoke.
     'missing bit'           = Jewish operator

SEX PASCAL  v.69

ERRORS
     'Hex number too large'  = The last time I saw one that big it was hanging
                               under a donkey
     'Variable too big for
      memory'                = It's so big it's mind-blowing
     'BEGIN expected'        = She's got her clothes off and ready to go
     'Too many procedures'   = The foreplay's gone on long enough
     'DO expected'           = "Come on, do it to me!"
     'Label not declared'    = What brand of condoms have you got?
     'END expected'          = "Please stop, I've had enough!"
     'Too many digits'       = You can't put your whole hand up
     'Premature end of file' = It went limp before the climax
     'Too many devices'      = Which vibrator shall I choose from?
     'Variant device'        = I'll choose this one - it's got thrusting action
     'Tag type mismatch'     = The condom's too big
     'Real device expected'  = I don't want a vibrator - I need the real thing
     'Can't read this type'  = I've lost my glasses and cannot read the small
                               writing on this sex manual
     'Too many dimensions    = I'm having problems translating page 47
      for translator'          of the kama sutra into Serbo Croat
     'Digit expected'        = Get your magic fingers working on my erogenous
                               zones
     'ID table overflow'     = I told you not to do it on the table where it
                               would overflow onto the carpet
     'Too many nested        = There's so many Des O'Connor records on
      records'                 that shelf that it's put me off the job

FATAL ERROR
      'Premature termination  = she had an epileptic fit while giving blowjob
       of parameter'

DEMONSTRATION PROGRAM

Program Sex (input,output,input,output,input,output,input,output);

var
   condom,up,down : boolean;

Procedure up_and_down;
begin
 if up=true then
  down
 else
  up
end;

begin
 repeat
  read(condom);
 until (condom=true)
 repeat
  up_and_down;
 until climax
end.

If you are a bit kinky then the following procedure may be implemented :-

Procedure foreplay;
begin
 read(choice);
 case choice of
  1 : Strawberry Yogurt;
  2 : Baked Beans;
  3 : Ice Cream;
  4 : Vaseline;
 endcase
end.

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SEX(6)                 EUNUCH Programmer's Manual                 SEX(6)

NAME
     sex - have sex

SYNOPSIS
     sex [ options ] ...  [ username ] ...

DESCRIPTION
     sex allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) specified in the
     command line.  If no users are specified, they are taken from the LOVERS
     environment variable.  Options to make things more interesting are as
     follows:

     -1   masturbate
     -a   external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option
     -b   buggery
     -B<animal>
          bestiality with <animal>
     -c   chocolate sauce option
     -C   chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)
     -d<file>
          get a date with the features described in <file>
     -e   exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)
     -f   foreplay option
     -F   nasal sex with plants
     -i   coitus interruptus (messy!)
     -j   jacuzzi option (California sites only)
     -l   leather option
     -m   masochism (see -s)
     -M   triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option
     -n   necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program kills it)
     -o   oral option
     -O   parallel access (orgy)
     -p   debug option (proposition only)
     -P   pedophilia (must specify a child process)

SEX(6)              EUNUCH Programmer's Manual               SEX(6)

     -q   quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)
     -s   sadism (target must set -m)
     -S   sundae option
     -v   voyeurism (surveys the entire net)
     -w   whipped cream option
     -W   whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)

ENVIRONMENT

LOVERS
     is a list of default partners which will be used if none are specified in
     the command line.  If any are specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.

FILES
     /usr/lib/sex/animals          animals for bestiality
     /usr/lib/sex/blackbook        possible dates
     /usr/lib/sex/sundaes          sundae recipes
     /usr/lib/sex/s&m              sado-masochistic equipment

BUGS
     ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.
     ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.

MAN AUTHOR
     Author prefers to be anonymous.

HISTORY
     Oldest program ever.





          " H" 

             .窮 (᪨ )
          ଠ樮 㯯 "" (⠬ )

      IBM PC XT/AT   筮 ᮢ⨬   
     1  ᫥饩 䨣樨:

 - ᡮઠ  , , ᭠, ᨭ, ७  ࠯
      梥窠;
 -   ਧ⠫,  ⨪,  㣫   ਢ
     ,  ᯮ  ⮫쭮,  쭮,  쭮,
     ⥭,  ୮    ⮫筮.   "࡮-"
     ᯥ।;

 - ⠪⮢   ࠭祭;
 - 䫮 , , ਢ   ਯ ᢥ  ᡮ
     (  稪);
 -  SVGA,VGA,EGA,CGA, ஬,   ;
 -    45-      (  ।  ६  㯠 2
     ./ᥪ. );
 - ᮯ 饩 쪠饩 ⮩;
 -  ஢  ( ஧);
 - ਭ   拉୮ 窮;
 -   ⥩,    ஢    -
     樮;
 -  ⮭ ⠭  ⮭ ࠢ -
      ⥩;
 - ᪥ HIGH- ⭮;
 -  SVGA, VGA, EGA, ᪮᪮ , ५  㪮⪨;
 - ਭ᪨  殢᪨ ;
 -   ᫥⥫,   ࠫ,   ௥,
       ᮢ;

    த ப , , 䠪   ⢠
    ਪ᪨ ,  ᮢ᪨ 㡫     㣨
  죨, ਬ, 㡫 ᮢ᪨.    ᤥ
   ⮢,  訬,    ( ᪮).

                         :
               (095) 014-56-78  ४ 
               (095) 028-76-54   
               (095) 034-56-75  䠪 ⮢ .5.
               (095) 053-12-74  ப Canon 1215




From: Roman Ermakov, 2:5022/2.17
ᥪ  ந
=============================================================================
 ஫:
H: (. From, ⮫쪮  ⮬  )
H: ,   ࠢ   ...
H: 286/16/Desktop, 386SX25/Note, 486DX33/Tower
-------------
砩 . 室 :
H -  ஬  ࠡ ⠥ . H - ⭮ 室 ᧠.
H - 㤨 ⨫஬.

H:     ?
H:  .
H (  ): --...-
H:    ⮦?
H: , ⮫쪮   㫠 譥 ...
H: 祣,   ⥡  ... (ᠤ)
H: ,  ⠪ ࠭  ...    ... ... ...
... ... ! (   ...)
H: ( ९ ᯨ  ⮫....)
H.: !
H.H__H: !
H: @#$!!!!
H: ⮮??!!!

筠  (-࣠):
H - ᯥ譮  ᪮   (34 ஢ ᮯ) 
ਤ뢠  砫⢠ 樠  .
H -  室  
H -  㤨 ⨫஬.
-----
砩 ன. 室 :
H - ⥯   ᫥ ᥬ 뫮 蠬᪮, 믨⮣ 
, ᨤ  孥. H - ⮭  ᥤ , ᨫ㥬 
稭騬 ப ( 堬)  DOOM. H - ⮫쪮   ,  
᫨誮 १,  ஧筮 堫 室  ...

H:  ࠢ,    ⥫   ⠢  稭  , 
 ? ( -  ⮬ த...)
H: ... (  䨣,  , ⥫ । ᮡ     祭
⪮,     䨣,        ⮩
ਭ...)
H: (஥ ⢮ ஬᪮ । skipped)
H: ... ("    易? 窠 -...")
H: ( ..)
H: ("! ਤ㬠!  RU.SEXe ,  誠  ࠢ ࠧ 
...   ...")
H: ...    ⥡ 㦤? (᫥ ᯠ娢 堫⨪...)
H(⢮): ᭮ ⮬ ⮢ , ஥ 
FTN-孮,  ⠪ 뢠 ⮢ 㧫-. 筮 ணࠬ
ᯥ祭 ⮢ 㧫 砥  ᥡ   ,  ⠪
ᯥ樠஢ ।  ᬮ  ᠭ ᠣ.... ( 
⥪ SU.CHAINIK   )
H: ???? (⭮ ⥫⢮, ⮬ ॠ אַ ⨢
: ᪮ ᫥ ⢥     ﭨ, ᫥ 室
 ⢨)
H: !!!! 8-O (⠥ ᮮࠧ,  ᢮  ,
墠祭  㡠,     ⮬ ஢)
H:.... ( 蠫襣   )
H: !!!!! (७  ,  㡮 -   ...)
H: AAAAAAA....   , __....
H: !!!!! @#$%!

:
H: 孥  ७ ᮢ
H: ⠥  宫    ਪ뢠 ண ⪠
H.: ... ... ... ! ... !
----------
砩 ⨩. 室 :
H -  ⥫䮭
H -  ⥫䮭
H -    ⮢

H: 蠩,    ⨪ 㯨, Cinemania 뢠, ⠪
᭠ 㪠... 室 拉! (" ਤ,    Windows ...
 ᪠ - ,   ⥡ ,    -   ,  
堥...")
H: .
-- /   / --
H: 廊,    Windows!
H: .....
H: ... ("H, ⮣  ᢥ WAV ...  ᪠ - ,   ⥡
㭤 ,    -   䨣,  堥!" ())
H: ...
H: ... ("H, ⮣     ,   ⠪ ᡮન... 
᪠ - ,   ⥡   ,    -   䨣, 
 堥" (뢠))
H ( 뤥ঠ): 蠩,  ,    - , 堥?
H:  䨣 堥,  ᬮ,     !!!

: H 業...
--------
砩 ⢥ (ᠬ ). 室 :
H: ࠢ  ࠢ   , ᨤ  
H: 뢠    , 룠   ⮢ 㦨
H:  㤨 ⨫஬

H:  ,      뢠 ⠪ ணࠬ 
宫᪨ ⮬?
H (祭): ...  ? (⢨⥫쭮,    㤠 ⮪
ᮡ  ⢮  MMPI)
H (): H  , ...
H (㬭 ⫨   ᢮ 㦭):  ! ( 砥
檨,    騩     ⮢ ᥩ )
H (  ): ᨡ,  騩 ! (⮬,  誠,
)
H: (  稭 ஬娢 栬  )
H: (⥫쭮 ᭥)
H: H ᪮  ⠬?
H (): -ᥩ...  ,  ᪥  , ୮, 
ਬ ᨫ...
H ( 祭  ⥫ ): Awaiting cassete drive...
H:  ?
H:  ,   ... ,  ᪥... (뢠 誠, 㤠
믠 ࢠ . H᪮쪮 祭.) ,    ॢ,
  ⠪  ...
H (ࠤ): Sector not found. Retry? ("-, ७  ...")
H ( 묨 ⪠):  㦥 .
H (  ਪ): ᥩ    ⨤ ...  ,  
᪠? (६ ⠥    㡫  
 ⪮ ࠧꥬ ⨤ ࠩ, ᬠਢ  ⮬ 䠩 .
 ⨪)
H: Keyboard error!
H: ! (⠥  㡨 )
H: H,  諠...
H (堥  ࣠᪮ ਯ): ! H襫! !   娢஢!
( ᭮ ⠭ 梥   ਮ⠥ ஧ ⥭)
H ( 襩   ): H, ᫠ ...  ⠪  ⥡
뢠... ,     - ⠪  㧭  
...   ᯥ⠩ ᭨  ⮬ ,   ⥡ ⮬ ⢥
ਭ -  , ?
H ( , ⮬ 稭 १, ॢ   ᯫ 
 ᯮ ந): H ... 娢-, 뢠, ...
H (   ਭ᪨ ⮭ﬨ): CRC Error!




      "-ᨫ" 1/84
      ------------------

               ணࠬ஢  ࠧ ७.

        㦥              ணࠬ஢.
ணࠬ ⥬, ୮,  ஢    -类.
   ணࠬ஢ ᪨ 몮.

  . ६ . ᫨   㦥    
ணࠬ,     浪. ᫨  , ࠧ       
   㯠 筮 ⠪ .    殢 ࠥ 
⠪  쪨  ...,       㦥  祣, 
砥   :   㦥 뫨,       뫮
,   㦨,      ⠪ 뤥    ᠬ
ࢮ ⠯    稭 ᭠砫.

   .   設, ᫨   ࠡ⠥, 㬥
- .   稭        ᫮ . 
६ 뢠,   設 㬥  ,  㬥  ⮫쪮
  ,   㦭 .

  .          -     ॡ⥩.
࠭稢 ᥡ   ᥬ,  㦠      ।  襬  
 㧪-㧪 ணࠬ. ⮬  稭   ணࠬ  
㤮⢮    襥  ᫮  ᢮ ॡ⥩. ।०:
 ஦ -     㫮.

  "".  砫    ࠭   ᯥ䨪,
।ᬠਢ   ᨬ쭮   㤮⢮७   ॡ⥩    
⥭樠  짮⥫.  ⮬    ⠥    ணࠬ,
㤮⢮ ⮩  ᯥ䨪樨.   ணࠬ 稭  ࠡ,
 ᨫ 㦥   室.   塞,    㬥 , 뢠
  뢥  ணࠬ ࢮ ᨥ ⥬. 襣   㦥
  .

                              . ஢, .-.  


                 ணࠬ
                  (筨 ⥭)

     1.  ⢮ ᥡ 㬨  砫쭨.  -   ᠬ ࠪ.
     2.  ࠤ 設 ६.
     3.  㡥 ୮ .
     4.  "" ⢮.
     5.  ந   ᢨ⥫⢠   ᢮,   
        ⥡   ணࠬ.
     6.     㡡⭨  -        ,    ⮩
        ࠤ,  祣  ᤥ.
     7.   ᢮,  ᫨  ⢮ 稪.



                ᮪ ୥᪮ 㯨

        ᪠,   ᮡ   ᡮ୨ "୥⨪
",  㬨  ࠩ. ?   ࠧ  ,  ᠭ  
   ୥⨪,   뫮 ⪮?!   -  ⥫   ⮫
ᨫ쭮 ,  訫  - 쥧?    
뫠  ᮢ襭  㢥७,    쥧         
ய, ᫨, 筮,     ୥⨪. -,   
  蠭  ୥⨪  諠  㪠        筮 䠭⨪.  
筮 ⮦.  , ᮡ⢥,   ⥯   ⮨  筮 ⠪  .
  䠭᪨    䠭᪨  ⮤ ୥⨪
 﫨  ᢮ 㪨.    ஦ ⠪ ⢮ 
䠭᪨  ,     ⥫-䠭⠬  㦥     饣
୥⨪       ⠥        ᮢ   ⮯栬
⫥  ᢮ ᪠  ୮ ࠧ ୥᪨
.

        ⥫       ᠬ   ⥫    ᯥ
୥⨪.  ⥧     ன       ⮢.
! ࠢ,  ᫨⥫ 業  ࠭  
㯯 ஢.    .  ୥ .,蠢᪨  
ࠧ ࠡ⠥  ⮬⠬, ᯮᮡ묨  ᠬ६. ⥫, ⮡
設 ⥮६ 뢠.  ! ࠢ, 室  ⥮६ ᭠砫
ᠬ  㫨஢.      ⮬,        
.    ⥫,  ⮡   設      ᫨.   ⮬
ଠ쭮.   ⠪   ,   祬,   ⮫쪮 ⮡   뫮   
.    ⮡           ⢥   몥.       
⬨᪨ 몠 ᮢᥬ 匿: ணࠬ  , ⮬ 
⫠.  १  ᠬ      ॢ頥  - 稭
㬠      몥!    ,    窨  ७ ஡ ᮧ
⢥ ⥫    襬. 頥 .   ॠ쭠
,   㤥 ᮧ  砩訥 ப.


     襭 ᭮,     ,    ᨬ  
  ᢮  ᮧ⥫  㤥  ,     ࠢ,    (
쬨    ⠪    ந諮).       䠭⨪, ᫨ ஡,
ࠦ  ᢮   ᮡ     ᪠  .,   쬥     ᪠
: " 襫     ᢮ 楩!"... ࠤ樮  ᯮᮡ
   襣            .      -    
⥫㠫쭮.   ᠬ 㠫쭠     騩   - 
⢫    "祫  -  ".    ⨬     ᥪ
୥⨪ ,  ᥣ,   .

      祣, ᮡ⢥, ਤ㬠 ? ,  , ⮡ 
   ᫮  ,   . ᫨   ᫮  
뢠       ,  뫮    ᭮.   
,    ⥪    ⢥  몥  ᪠ 筮
஢.         ⭨  IX     ᨬ㬠   
୥⨪  ⮫쪮    ,    ਫ  楫묨 ﬨ  ३ 
﫨  ,   ⠪, ⠪ 襫  ⭨,  
ᨫ    ᢮  ᥤ    ।  ᥤ:  "  ⠪ 
३?"

        ८ 㤭  ?    襭
।  ⥫  ୥⨪  ..म   ਬ ᫮
"ࠧ".    ।᫮    ᢮   "஡ 㧭"  :
"... ⠪  ࠧ      ᫥    ⠫ ਬ ᫮
"ࠧ", -    ୮. ⮬      
砥".      ᫮      ᪫     
⠭.

     ᭮,   ⠭   ।⢮ 襭   ,
 ⮫쪮   ᥡ  ।⠢.   ।⠢ 祫  ⠪
몮  ᢮,    ன      室  .  
⭮, ᮢ襭   㦭  뢠   ᫥ நᨬ ࠧ.
  ᫨  , ਬ, ⠪ ⥪: " ࠢ
ண-᪨ ᫥  ⢫   ᭮ 業
,    ᭮  ண,    ᢮  ।,    ⠪ 뢠
業਩    ண-᪮     ᫥,         業਩
ண-᪮   ᫥   ।⠢   ᮡ  業਩
襭  -  ⨯  ண-᪮  ...",  
砨.   祫 ᠫ ⠪, , ᫨ ,   
筨  ० .   ᠬ 砫    易 , ⮡
ᥬ ⭮ 뫮!

     ⢥,  祬   ४ ୥⨪,  ⠪    ⮬,
,  ஥  ᢮  ⥬,    ᮢ襭    뢠  
ᯮᮡ  .  ⮬ 饭         ࠩ
⮬⥫쭮.  ⥬  ⭮,   ᯮᮡ   
ᬥ   ⢥  ਧ ⥫.  祬  襣
ᮢ襭⢠  ⨬   設, ⥬ 室 ⠭  㬠 
஢ ᯮᮡ  ᬥ.       ⠭ 
宫᪨  .        ,       
஡,  , ⮡    ⮫쪮  砭  ,
  ।⢥  設.     設   
業  ᬥ譮.        ᪠     ४ 
- ,  ⮣  㤥 ,     
⭮  訫  ஡  ⢥  ⥫.     ⮩ 
ਤ  ⮫쪮  ᥡ.



                     䮫쪫 ணࠬ⮢


      ⠯ ࠡ  ⠢ ணࠬ - 㬨.
     ன - ࠧ.
     ⨩ - ᪨ .
     ⢥ -  .
      - ࠦ .







                              


    䫨  ன 樮 ⥬   BIOS 砫  
⮩  ᫥ १㧪. ࠫ  ⨫ -
 뢠  楫 30 ⨪,   BIOS ⢥⨫ 冷 ணࠬ
뢠    ਨ.
      ਨ 諨  ⭮ 祭. ᪨   -
 ⪨ ।ﬨ ⮢   ⥬ . 뫠   墠
㬠  饩  㯮୮ ⪠뢠 ࠡ ਭ.  -
,  ᢮    ਭ樯,  ६  -
     BIOS, 믠      ଠ樥.
 襭 殮,   ஢ 쭮  蠫 ஭.
  ⨭, ᪫   ⨫.  ⠭  ஧
騬 .   ⮢,  ॡ 襭  ᫮
㤠  ᬥ 業ࠫ쭮  .  ⮢    
஭ 짮⥫.  砫 ९  ᥤ ...
      ᥤ쬮 ᥪ㭤 짮⥫   ,  ⠢ ᪥
  ⥬    RESET.

                                                                  .





                     , p p᫨ p.
                            p ᮡ⨩

    p 2017   ᫮ 堮  , 嫥 p,
p㪮⢮ () - pᨩ᪮ p p⨨ (pp⮢)
- p﫮 p襭  墠 . pp  ⢫ p 
  pp. p p᫠ p p p
⠡, ,   ⥫p䮢,  p p樮 p,
pp  ⠩   p  5- DOOM, 﫨 p-
⥫⢥ . p p   p蠫:
" pp  p  ᯫ p, ᯫ⭮ 
 ᯫ ᮭ"  "All Software Must Be Free". pᥤ⥫ 襣
p᪮  㯨  p饭  ᥫ,  p
p砫 p᪠ p: "p     祫
 p!"
    ᫥騩    㫨 p p  ᯫ .
 騥 pp  pp㫨 p㯭 ᯥ,
p ⮣,   ⠫ pp 筮,  pp᪮
p宦 뫮  ᮬ⥫.  p ᯮp浪.
    p 訩 p᪨   p   
 짮 p  ⮬  pp⮢,  p 
p p᪮ , p 樮  p.  
᫮ () 㦤 뫠 ᯥ譮 pp p㦥 p 
 p樨.  﫨  ᠬ p   ⮬ 稫
  p.
   p쭮 p蠫 p  ᨬ  來 樨.  頤
p᪮  (. p᭠)    ⭨ p 
䮭 ⬠.  ⢥ 䫠  p -ᨭ-p,  ᨬ-
p Windows, Norton Commander  MS-DOS.  p  p,
筮, p (p  㤠  뫪  ⪫
訩 p᪨  ᫥ 筮 ⥫⢠ pᥤ⥫).
     p   諠 p᪠ p "⭠ ",
  ᭮  짮⥫ , p   p
p p⭨ . 訩 p᪨   訢, 
p  ⨣ , ᫥ 祣   p  ᯫ⭮ p-
뫪 p p樨  ⥫䮭 ,  맢 p -
p ⭮⥭楢.     ᪨ ᨫ  뫮
᪫  ᢮ p. p ᨫ p᪠  p 
頤 p᪠ (. )  p  뢠騬
㭣 "p ⮦ pp!", p pp⠬ 
p樨 p. p 뫠 p p栬,  p㪮-
⥫ p᪮  p뫨  p⠢⥫⢥ p Apple,  
pᨫ ᪮ 㡥. ᫥ ⮣ p⠢⥫ p
뫨 뢥  p㪮⢠ (),   p⥫⢮ 뫮 p-
p ⮫쪮  童 p樨 ⥬騪,  ᫥⢨ p 
p p⨨   (p p pp⮢-⥬-
騪).
    楫 p   p⠬ 訩 p᪨  p
  ᥬ⭮  ⭠p筮 ⥬ ᫥. p᪠
  p ⠫  ⥦,  㤠p묨 ᨫ
pᮢ-⠭⮢. 訩 p᪨  '  砫 堪p᪮ p-
pp.  ᫨⥫ 業p p室 ⨭  㭣 "p
p!",   㫨 pp᪨ p㫨 ⠭ p宦 
p訢  , ᪮쪮 㤥 7+5. ⢥砢 "12"   㢮  
(. ﭪ),  p ⢥ - 0C.
    p (p pᮢ) ⠫ 祢 ᪮,  뫨
p⥫쭮 ⠭ p묨 p. , ᬮp   , p樨
 pp頫. 㯠   ⮬,   p (. ) 
p⥫⢮   ⠢ 楫묨 ﬨ p  5- DOOM.  
Check'a ⠭,     - p⥫⢮ p  12-
Beholder.
     p p᪮ , p뢠訩   Apple, ⨫ 
 ⮬,  頭  pp ᯫ p - 
p  .  ⢥   pᥤ⥫ 襣 p᪮ 
p p p᪨ ,   騩 ᨭ⠪᪮
  pp⭮ p樨,   ᬥ p襭 뫮 p
⮩  , p   ᪮.
    p  ᠬ () p  p᪮. p p
⥬騪,  樨 ⥫쭮 p ᫥ ⥦ p,
砫   p饭 Windows  㤠    䫠.
 p᪮  ᯥ 㣫㡨, ᪮   p  p 稫
.
   p  ⮩ 稫  p㣠 p:  
p ⠫ 모뢠 p    .   p.
   p p. 訩 p᪨  ᥤ  ,
᫥ 祣 ᫠  p p⠢⥫ p Apple  pᨫ
 -  p筮 ppp.   ⠪,   ,
 砫 pᨢ.
     p  p ⥫ pᮢ ⨫ ᪢ (
  p) , 室  ⫥  ᥣ 㢨,
ᠫ  p. p p p   pp
Decium,  㬥⨫  ᥣ  10 . p 㤮p p
⢥,  ⥯p ᠬ pᮢ  p -
砩 ᡮ ⠫   p p.  ()
ᬮp  ⮬ p pᯥ⨢: ⠭ p,  pp
  ᠬ ᮡ,  pp  ⮫쪮 p  DOOM 
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From:    Victor Fyodorow
To:      All                                    Msg #98, 06-Feb-93 14:32:00
Subject: 45-e

Hello All!

⮣,     墠⠥  SU.HUMOR?
                    Loafers' Group Present :


                            45-


     "祬 ⠪  ࠭   ?" -  ,
  . 45- 뢠   -
, ⨯ ⮫⮢, 襪  ... 稭 ⮬ 
᪮॥ ᥣ   ,  ୮.  H  ⮩
 ந室  ᫥ 襤  鸞 設 ਨ 
(  㦥   ᫥ ?),    㯥ଠ設  
-ᮭ - 1845. 45    㦨  -
祭 H (⮣)  ⥬  設.-
.      ॢ室     - ᠫ 
ந⥫   ,  稢 ஥ ⮩ 設  75
.  .  饭   ࠡ  ⮩ 設  த-
ᠫ.    ᥡ        -
᪮ 宫쭨  ண ᫮ ५,  ⪫饥 -
.ᯫ 宫쭨  ᯥ樠쭮 ⪮  ᪨⮢
  窨  ࠢ  મ   ⭮ ࠢ 
⮫쪮 ।,   ஥.   ᯫ,  뢠
 ⥫㠫,  ॠ騩  ᮡ ⬮ -
,  : ,   । 㦠饩 ।.
᫨  㬠,   ⮬ ⮨⢠  ᯫ ࠭-
稢,   ᨫ쭮 訡.       
ᨫ쭮饣      ﭨ 襥 30 .
"ਢ吝 ॢ窠"  祭     ᮧ-
 ⫥,   ⠫쭮 থ  5  ⮫-
騭 (  ).    . 몫⥫ ᯫ, 
   室 ᧠ 㡠,  ⠪    ᯫ
   ஭ 30 .,   ᫨    祭
,   , ন   㣮 設,  -
     ⠢  !     -
   ᯫ 饫, ६ ६  ६-
 -  直.  ࠡ⠥,    !
     ਭ, ⢥, ⮦ 筠 ࠧࠡ⪠  "".
 筮 祬  ⫨砥  Epson'a,  ஬  ᠭ
.    ஭. 騭 ⮢ ⠫  3.0
.   窠. H ⠩   ᫥ 祭 -
⠭  -  ⮫쪮 । ,      ᪮,
 窠 㦨   - ⠪ 㪫  ஢
孮  ⮢  .  楤 祭 ᮡ
.  㬡, ⢥ ⠬    㯥नᯫ -
 ᠬ 㤮 .   ᯮ ⠪,  ᫨  ᨤ
  ⮨ 冷   ⮫,          ⮫쪮
⠢,        ᨬ쭮    ﭨ
,   ਭ,  ,  룭  ௥୮  ਫ
।  ᨫ    襣 㤠  襤.
H ⮨ ⠪ 뢠    ᭮ - ᢮ -
    ন   ,     誥  ਭ,
    ⭮⥩,  ᫨    ᪠  窨
   墠 ᢮ 㪮    ஭
㯥. ᫥  ⠭ "ਭ" ભ  ᫨ 㬠-
  ࠢ 筥 㤮஦ 稢   ee -
.  ⠪ ࠧ ⮢ 5  ⠭  
.    楤  믮 ᨬ  
४⥫ ஫ 㬠.  쪮,  ࠤ ,  ⠩-
  ६ 稢   㤠 㬠.  -
६ ॢ    ன  㡮. 
-  ⠭ 㬠 祭 ⢥⢥. e 㦭 -
 㣫  ⮬        ⮨ 
"ਭ"  ⥬ ᨫ ਦ ⠫   
 த    .  ᫨    -
孥,  墠 㬠    ய ee
।,    .  ᮡ  ⢮ -
饩 .   ᭮-ୠ.  ⠪.  ⮣, ⮡ -
 㣨 梥⮬  ᥣ  㦭    -
,         㪨.        㣨  梥⮬
ࠧࠡ稪 設  梥 誨 㪢: ᫨  
 ,   誨 , ᫨  㣮 (ॢ-
),   ,     㪢  
⠪-  ਭ樯 - 祬    ⮣,  ⮡
㪢 뫨  H .    ५-
 ୮-묨 ⥭.  H  ⥯  !  
⠥  뢠 ⨭ ᫠  訢
㪮 ०  㦨,   ன ᯮ -
, ᮥ騥    ஭,  -
  ਡ.   , ࠦ ! -
 ⮫쪮  ।⠢    ᮢ  ᫨  !  ࠢ
 ⥫,   ॢ諨   ,  ࠢ !
  ᯮ !    ⠫ - 㯠  䠫 
    ਡ ᯮᮡ   ࠢ
.
     H    設.  ⥬ . 믮,
  ᫥     " த" ⢥-
 ᯫ.  ᯮ  饥 ,  ⢥
।࠭  ,  ࠧ栬.  .    ᪠ Big .
  ᪠ !   tower  ୮  室 -
.   ⮨⢮ ⫨稪.   業 .  
祭 冷. H  ᨢ ⮬    ࠭-
 㪢   "".  H ⠩ ee .
 쭮 .    ᥡ. H  ᫨
  몫 設,  ⮣   "砥". -
ࠤ ?   ! H    ! ⮨  ࠧ ஡
  ᥣ ⪠   ࠤ樮  祭  
" ᥡ"! ᫥ 祭  ࠧ   稫 -
設   - ࠤ⭮ ॢ ⥫ ய஢,  -
  ஢ 㫮  뢭 ५ ਯ  ⮬,  
 ⠭ ࠡ⠥.    தᠫ쭮 設 ""  
    ய ॢ .    -
蠥 ந⥫쭮 ,     ,  
।       ⠬ 誠  ꥧ  ⢥-
⢥ 孨,  ७ .  設,    ᯫ
⮦  ⥫㠫쭠, ⠪  訫 ࠧࠡ稪,
  ୮ 﫨 㦥   ᪠.   -
  쭮  த⥫쭮   ,   
    १㧪 ⥬,  "宫-
" ⠪  "祬" 設  㧨,     .
   ⢠  ᠤ,  믠    ਨ
   ⢥.    ᫨  1845 ᫥
ࠧ⪨   뢠  ᡮ,  猪 
祣 ⮣  ⠥.     쭮 -
⥫쭮 ࠡ.  ᫨  ᭨ 孨   ,
稢 設    7,   訬  ।⠭ 
ᥪ  "".   ࠡ⠫  ᫠.    㤠-
  祭 ⥢ ⠭.    . 
 猪, ᫨    ⥢ ⠭ ᯮ-
 ee   .   ! ࠧ 㤮 뢥 
।  䠫-,  ᮥ 宬⨪  ᮡ-
 ।祩  ॠ쭮             
             .祬  ࠧ ࠧ 設
-  稭 ᪠뢠  宬⨪  窠 -
.    ?     ,   ࠢ  ? 
⮣  ⮡  業   "魮" 樨   㦭
⮫쪮 ᬮ ᠬ.  ⮣   . ᫥-
  ⮨  த,  ⮫쪮  ६  -
.
      -  ࠧ  ।ࠫ, ୮.  ୮
म 襣 "७"    祭  .  ન,
ࠧꥬ,  ન,  ࠧꥬ...   ⢥ "⥭
".          D-Shell,
    㡮  ,  ⮫쪮 ᠬ  ᮡ 饥 ,
᫥⥫쭮,  ᮢ⨬.    設  ⠥
    ࠧꥬ      楫,  ⮡ 
᪮쪮  魥     ।饣  ࠧ.  ꥬ
1845 ᠬ 訥,  㦥 ᠬ  ᥡ    ॢ-
 . 祬   ᠭ 㤠   몠, 
宦   ࠭ , ..  ᮡ, ᯥਬ-
,  ਮ  ᬥ, ⢨⥫쭮, -
権   ⠪ ,    ७஢ ! H  
 - 뢠,     ᠭ ,   몠 
㦭  ᮢᥬ 㣮  -  㦥 ୮ 㦭 -
ᮡ .  ᫨ ࠧꥬ 㣫,    ⮨  
         稢  ࠧ ஭,
..    ⠥ ਪ ࠧꥬ  設    
 ⯠,   ਪ    
 ࠧꥬ  設  ⠪  横 !  砥 襥 -
ࠦ  ࠧ ⥩ .
     ,   !  ⥢  ᤥ  ⮬   
設  㤥 ⠢   ,   ஧  -
  㣮 !   浪 10-15 ஢. 稢
 ,  ।⠢騬  ᥡ ᢠ 
 ⠬, 祭묨  ਬ  ﭨ   5
- ᠭ⨬஢   㣠.  ᫨    -
 6- ᠭ⨬஢ 㤥 窠 ଠ樨,    ᭨
।⠢⥫ .
       ! ᫨  㬠,   冷  ᯫ -
⠢  ਭ,    ⮦  㦤.    ப 
ᯫ 30 ,    ਭ - 50 .    -
   ᯫ,    ⥬ .    
⠢ ⥣᪨ 饭  樨,     ண
 ,     蠥  ᫥ ⮣ ᯥ ࠡ-
 !  쭮,   ?   㯯   "த
ᥢ"  ?     ᪠  ७ 1845.  
設 楫ᮮࠧ,  ⠪     室  祭  
६ -  ࠧꥬ,   । 室 ⮢ 10,    4
㪨. ⢨ 40 ⮢  ᥣ 㤠 ,   
  ⮬  ᮡ 室,  ᫨ 設 㦭 ७ 
ᥤ .  ࠥ   3-4 㤠殢. ᫮
㤠殢   ⠪    墠 ⮫쪮
஢ ,  ⠪ ᮡ । ணࠬ⮢ -
- ,     쭮 ।.  ⠪ -
.묨 ᫥  ᨫ騪  , ਤন
    ࠩ,  ⠪  窨,  ᤥ  ७᪨
    ᯮ   ,  㣫㡫  1.5-2
.,       墠⨫,  ⮫쪮 । -
 ,  祬 祬 㯮୥  㤥 ,  ⥬ 㦥
  㤥   栬.       ᫥ "-
"  "ਭ".   મ    ந  
楯. H  襥       મ,  ⮣  
ਭ - ⥢  .  㤮  樨  
宦 १ ⢮ ३  ᥡ,  , 㦥 ।-
⠢.
      ᫥  !       設  ᮡ 
᫨  , ⠪     ,   饬  த
,  , 祣.    襣 宧鶴, -
  ந⥫ ਠ,  ୥  ⢠,   
設   .

                ⠪ ,  म !

      ⥯ ⠪. ᭨ , ᫨ ᬮ, ࠤ 祣 
?    祣 ᮧ    ந騥  ।࠭
奬,  ࠧ 騥  㦨  -
⨪,   㦭 , 稢, ⮡ -
諨  ࠧ, ࣠뢠 㯯    ᢥ⨫-
 樠쭮 㪨  ࠧࠡ⪥ 㦥  ࠧࠡ⠭  設,
࣠뢠  ஬  㦨饣 ᮭ  -
ᮭ    ᯫ,   ⠫,    ண
  ⠭  㡪,           
I B M  P C.    㯨!   ᫨  ௫-
 ᫥ ,   ਠ....



     P.S.     孨᪨  ஡⥩.    
஭騪 -   짮⥫,     
(?) 믮騩 易 ⠪.  ,    10
 襣 ࠣ業 ६!

                          By Loafer,

                                        Kiev, 05.04.92

--- GEcho 1.00
 * Origin: Discovery BBS  7-0562-447060 (FidoNet 2:464/100.21)





        ,
             

H ᥤ ࠢ DOS'   뢠...
   DOS' म ॥ ⨢ -
 䠩 뢠  ६ ...
, 䠩 ,  ࠭...

  ᭮  ⥫   ,
H   ࠧ   थ MOVSB'.
AIDSTEST   , ᫠ ࠧ,
  ࠧ , ,   모 砩.

     ᯥ  ,
⮡  ⮬   ᠬ 砫 䠩
 ⥬  ᯮ 室  砫,
⮡  ࠧ  ,  ⥭.

 ৪  ᪨   ⠪  -
 㤥     㦨 -
  ⮬  ᯠᨡ - ᭮ 䠩 ࠦ!
 类 100year' ࠧ   .

, ᪨, 㯭 ᫠  ,
(H⭮ , ࠢ,   ,   ⮦).
쪮  ४  AIDSTEST' -
直 騭   - ࠪ.

 ᯥ᪨ ⮦ ⥫ - ⮫쪮  ࠧ
  ,  । ᫠.
 㪮, 饭, ᠫ 祣 ,
  ᠬ  ࠧࠫ  ᮡ⢥ .

 ஭,  , ᠫ ⠪ ,
   ⠩ ⠭ ࠧ  㯥.
 ᪠, த,  -  ࠧ ࡮ - , ૠ,
 ᪠  ᠬ  -   类 ⠪...

  ,  - ३,
 -  ⮬ த,  ,   ⮫쪮.
 ⨫ ,   訡,   ..,
  ஢  ⠬  ᥬ⭮.

(  , , ⠬  ᫮   宬
H , த, ᫮   ᠬ).
  ,  襪,   ,
⮡  , 襭,  ⠪ ࠩ.

   ᪥  भ ,
   ⠬ ᥪ஢ ਡ,
 ᤥ 堥 ࠧ  ᪥ -
   饭 ਤ뢠, .

쪠 H⮭ ⮦ , ᠫ ᥡ ,
 뢠, ७, ⮡    ⨫.
H 䨣   ,  祩 ﭪ!
    ࠧ ॣ஢ H⮭.

ଠ ૠ , 筮, ⮫쪮 祭   -
 ᥣ ९  ᪠ 祣- ⮨.
  , 뢠 类:   ⮬ ᪠ 줥 
 , ⮫쪮    稬  㤨쥬  १.

  ⠬  -     ,
    EXE'譨  祩   砫?
H  襩     ,
   ⮦,   .

  ᪠⠫ (᪮    ,
  , ⮡ ,  堥,  ).
   ⮩ ணࠬ ⮫쪮 ᪮ 묥?
 ⮫쪮     .

  䨫 ६  ,
⮡   ,  ᫥,  ࠧ ⠭.

ૠ   뫠 - 㤠   ,
     ࠤ ⮣ .
 ࠧ⭨      RISC' -
, ࠧ⭨, 㯭 ᫠ ⮬.
      /
⥪   - H⮭ ᥡ 㯨,
⮡ ᠫ   ,  ,  ३.
  ⢠, ࠧ,  ,
 㯨 ᥡ , ७, ⠩ ୥ .

 ⮦ 饭 ( , NC 
Hᠫ  讬 ࠤ    -).
 ̬      ⠫ ⮦,
쪮  稫  ⠭ ⠪.

   த⢮,  ⥫䮭 । -,
  ,  ࠬ   .
  , த, ᫮  .. ᪠ਤ,
믮   ,  㤠   ⭮.

 ᪂  㡫⢮,  㡫 ᠭ,
 ࠡ⠥,  .., ⮫쪮 ॡ :
     ...
 ⠪, ࠧ,     ०.

࡮     , ⮡ Pick'  ,
  - ⠪ .., אַ  ਫ筮.
............................................
............................................().

ଠ Intel ⮦ ..,  ᢮ Intel',
 ᥬ-ᥬ 稭  RISC'묨 .
H娬稫,  㪨,  ᥬ ,
    ७ - ⮡  !

      ࠧ ઠ ⨯ ⥪ -
  㤠 堥,   뫥 ࠧ ⭮...
H    ,  㤮堫 ᭮,
 ணࠬ ( 筮) ⥫,   .

   ᪠  - 㣮 ! -
᫨    ,   ⠪,    ਫ筮.
(拉 ᡥ ⭮   ᨥ ᠭ -
 , ᮡ,  襬 ਧ!).

    த,   ,    ,
H PS' ॡࠫ,  ஢ 
 ⮣ ᥫ, אַ  ,
H     (⮬   嫨).

 㭣 -  㭣!   祬 ,
᫨ ࠧ ⥫,  ᮡ   ,
 ⮢ ⭠-  몮 㤠,
   譨  砩.

 - ⠪ , ࠧ 砩 ,
     ,  ⠪ 饭!
   㡫᪨      - אַ  㤠,
 㭨⠧ ⮯  ][-  ⠬.

  ⮦ 誠 - ᠫ । -,
   ⮫쪮 ,   ᠬ ன  
 ୮ Larry  (     ,
㣠   ,  ࠢ, ୮, ).

㪠 , 筮, ᭮  ⠫,  /
쪮  ⠬ ࠧ,  ன   砥,
᫨  騭 ⮯ ⠬  ᪨  襪.
( ⮦ ᨫ쭮  -  䨣  뫠?).

 ,  ᮢᥬ ,  㭣 ᪠ ⥫,
 ७, ,    -
쪮   , ࠧ,  Control ⢠,
   , , , , .

    㪠 -   ஢ ﭨ -
    ⠬  㪨  -  ,
 ⮢  ७,   ⠬ । -.
(᭠   誠 -    ).

  ⥫     ᪠  -
祬 , ᪮⨭, ࠩ ࠢ?
  ⠭ १⮬ -   ᥬ  ⠢
-   ⠪, ⮡ 뫮  , த, ᫠.

࡮   த⢮ -  ᮧ ⥡ EXE譨,
     ,  ,    ᪮,
⮦  ᠫ -   K ꥪ⭨?
   ,  ⠪ ୨   .

 Compaq  , 筮,  ࠢ  ⠪,
  ⮨ ,    
 ⮨ 㤥 筮, ࠧ 쪨 ᪮
 筮 ⬥⪨ - ,  饬, 饭
⨫    ᮬ.

 , ணࠬ ᪨ 墠 ᥡ 
 ⮫쪮      㢥७ 筮,
   ⠢  ⠪ ᫠
⢥ ࣠ ( , 筮, ⮦,

쪮 ࠧ   몠 㯮 
 -ᥬ   팠  ,
   ६  ணࠬ 㤥 㬠 㤨,
祬    ⨪ਠ ᠭ,

 - ᮢ襭⢮ ப殢
 ⠫   ᮢ襭 㯭,
 ⮫쪮  砩, ᫨ 㯠 㭠
楩 ᢮ 譮   ⢮).

  ⮦ 誠 - 㤮堫 ,
  , ࠧ,   ᮬ⥫ ⪠ 
᪮        祬
 ᠬ ,    뭨    ⮩

  㯮, ᫨ ⢥म 㤥 誠
(-   , ᫮  ࠬ ).
   ⠪ த⢠  直 㯠 -
   稭 業   .

   த -    ᪠ ,
    ஬訩  ᥣ   
  ⮢   ⠪ 蠤, 
 ⮫쪮   '    ᨫ.

  ᪮᪨ - ⥫䮭 ,
ਫ  ,    ମ⭮ 뤠
 ,   騭  "⭥" 
   த  ஡,    ⮬
 ᤥ  ࠧ,   室  .

  뢠, ,  (ᨮ),
 ᫥ 㭤, ⮫쪮  祣  ,
H, , 㯭 ᫠ ⮩ 誮,
H 業  㣠  ࣭   㦠   ᯮ.

   뢠,   ᬮ ,   ᮯ⨢
 ﯠ ᯮ. 쪮 ਯ ,
 ᫥  ਯ稩,    饭 -
 ਭ - ⠪ ৮! -   .

  OS/2 뢠, ⮦   㡮,
     ࠬ  ,
     , ⮫쪮 蠫 (誥),
 ⠪ 饭, ⮦ 㤠  .

,  뢠 !      ,
H饥 த⢮,     ⮦,   ⮦
 ,  ⠪  蠤,  ⥩஬
᪥   ஡  (᫨ 祭 ).

Paradox  뢠,  ⪠ 㪠, ७ , ,
,  ⠪ , ࠧ,  祣 㣮,
᫨  , 㤨 ମ ૠ
(  த,  ৪ ⠪).

 ᮢᥬ  뫨  DOS' த⢮, , ,
     ࢮ,    , ࠧ,
 訡 祭 ,   ୨ ࠫ, ࠧ ⠪  㪠,
H稫, ୮,  䨣    ࠢ, த, ,
, .

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ଠ஢     ᥬ  ⨬ ।,
⮡   ⠫, ᫥ .
᫨   ᨥ   襩 ',
 㪠 ᥭࠬ ।   筮,

⮡   ⤠  ᪨ ,
 ⮣  ᥬ ,   ,    ,
᫨ ⮫쪮  ﭥ, ⠭,  ᫥,
୥,  㪠 堥,  PS'  '.

P.S. 讥 ᯠᨡ

--
"Let you not pass Abandon Return to the world |     Dimon Kalintsev, "DEK"

>From once you came And seek payment           |          (dek@ccc.uz)

Not only for thy known anguish                |
But vindicate the souls Of the Unavenged"     |      +7 (xxx) xxx-xxxx





               Maxim Kochegarov, 2:5021/8 (05 Jun 95 03:46)

                            H         
                      -----------------------------

 ... 㦥 ᪠  ਧ,   Zyxel 1496E 뫥  ᢮
  ⮬.   室饣 ᮫ ᮢ ᫮
⥭  砭 宫,  ⥬饬   ࠫ . Zyxel
᫠   ⤠ ᢮ ⢠, ᫠ . H
ࠧ ⮭ ᢨ. 1496E ஦,  ࠨ  ᢮
堭  ﭨ ⮢. १ ஥ ६ ᢨ 襫  訯.
H 뫮 ᮬ --    -㦠.
  -- , ᮪᪮⭨! - 㤮⢮७ 襯⠫ Zyxel   
 ࠢ  .  ⮢ 訢  ᫨  ᪮, 
   㬥ઠ,  ⮬  祭 ,  㢨 ⨢
.   殢,  ⮣ ᥫ,    ⮩ , ⮩
   .

                                *   *   *

   뫠    .  ᢨ⥫⢮ ॢ ᠭ,
  祭 㬭 祫 ( 㣨 ਠ⠬  뫠 楫 㯯
) 뢥  த ,   USRobotics. 祭
Zyxel',  뫨  ⮣ ன  ࠢ 㦨 , 뫨 
 Zyxel'  ⠢ 祣 , ஬    .  ⠫
     .    稭﫨 ,  - 뫨  ᠬ묨
訬 ﬨ,  ⮬ । .  Zyxel' ⠢ ᢮
祩- ॡ த USR,  祩-ᨬ --  ᥣ
祫⢠.
  H ᨫ 뫨 ࠢ.  USR' 﫠   ,   Zyxel'
뫠 ⮫쪮 . ⮬ ᫥ ⮩ 襩  ⠫ 
⮫쪮  Zyxel.  㬭.  ᨫ.  .
        ⨫ . 㦨    뢠
 --    ⠫,  Zyxel'  ,   뭥,
ਢ ﬨ, ⠢.
  ⮬-   ࠤ  1496E, 蠢    ᢨ USR'.
쪮   ஡ ᢥ쪨 Sporster'!

                                *   *   *

    ᥤ 宫, 㦥    ஦, ⢮
 Sporster'   US Robotics. , ᢮,     --
  㦥 뫨 騥  ᪠   Zyxel', ⨢ 
 㦠, ᬥ    .
   ﭪ 뫠 㦥  ࠧ,    ᭮ ⠫ ਢ易 
᢮ 㦪  19200, 稫 । ⪠, 祭 , ,
稢, 襫  ᢮ 砫  ᥤ 堭.   
 USR' :

-- ... ᪠: Courier'  ,
    ᪠:    WorldPort,
       ⭠ ,
    Carrier    ...

   ..., Sporster ᫨誮 ,
   ⮡ ᨢ   ,
   H  ࠢ,   ⠪ 㪨!?
        Zyxel' ...

     ࢠ. 㦪, ᥫ訥  ᥩ , 㤨
,  ,   ந諮.    訫-⠪ 室
 㧭,  祬 . H ᤥ  蠣,   --  㯨襩 設
 宫  蠫   奬.
   Sporster',  १, ᪮稫  , 墠⨫ 㦨 
ਣ⮢  ஭...

                             *    *    *

   Zyxel   ᥡ  㪨  ࢠ    Sporster'.
H㦭 뫮 த .    㦥 㣠 ᥡ ᫥ ᫮,
 㡨 USR', ࠧ 訫 ४ -- ⥯ ⠢訥 㦠 뫨
।०  . H    ⢮  㡠
騩 USR,    ⥫ !
   -- ,   뫠  "᫥  " -- 㬠 Zyxel --
 ,  ⮦ 㦥 祣 ...
    ॢ  ,  1496E, ᫥  Zyxel', ਭ
 ⠪!

                            *    *    *

   Sporster' ᮫⭮  뫨 ⮢  ⮬,  - 宫  
룭 ⨤⨪ࠬ 㤮,  ࠧࠬ 宦 
ਭ 宫쭨. 樨 ࠡ⠫  ஭ Zyxel'....
H  ।  1496E 뫠 ,    㣠뢠;
- ࠧ    ᢥ⨫ 訬  
ᢥ⮤.   ⥫쭮 ਥ஢ , ५ﭭ
Sporster'  ॢ,  .

   ⢥,   ⠪   뫮;  ࠩ , 稫 
祭 . 㦠 뫨   ࠧ  㪢쭮 ᫥ ⮣ ᫮.

  --  USR' 墠   ᪮쪮 楢. ,  让
 -- ⥫쭮 㬠 ⠢訩,  祭  1496E. H殮,
 襥   , ᯠ.  ᯮ 㧨  ⥩ , 
⠫  Sporster',   ,   Zyxel'
ᥭ - ⢥,  ⠫     ६.

                           *    *    *

  ... த ૨; ⢥, ॢ 㡨⢮ 㯯
 Sproster', ॡ ᫠   ᯥ樠  
Courier'; 쪨 WorldPort' 﫨  ⮫, ࠧ . 
 筮 .
      ,   ᥪ  뢥  த
 Motorola 38400.    뢠,  USR' ।
⠪  ,   Zyxel'. H  ⮣   Zyxel,   ⮣
  Courier'...
   ᠬ , 祣    , 砥  ⮬,   
 誠  쭮  祫⢠.  誠  
뢠.

  ,  ᫠ ᫮ !...




  

   IBC  (International Broadcast Convention)  樥,
࣠饩  ठ 㯭訥  ய ᬮ ᨮ쭮
஭ .   ᯥ樠  ,  ன 
⮬  । 砫 ᬮ  뫨 㡫 쥧
।०. ᪮  ணᨢ ⨦  ᨮ쭮
஭  ࠭    ਬ ⠪ 
⮢ ஭, ⠥ 室    ⨬
।०.
   ⥯, !
   ⮢⥫  ५ ᯥ樠 ᫥  楫 墠
ᮡ⢥ த樨.   ᥣ 뢠, ॢ    
  ᥣ ⢥ত 襡 ᢮⢠ ⮣ , 
 । ਮ. ᫥饥 ।०  
  ᮢ   .
   NEW (): ⫨饥  梥  ।饩 .
   ALL NEW (ᮢ襭 ): ⠫  室  ।騬 .
   PROTOTYPE (⨯): ४᭠ ,    ⠢ 
᪠  .
   EXCLUSIVE (᪯⥯쭮): ⭮ .
   UNMATCHED (ࠢ):  ⠪ ,   ७⮢,
  襤襥 ஢.
   DESIGN SIMPLICITY ( ): 室  ந⢮
  訬, 祬 ।.
   FOOLPOOF OPERATION ( ࠢ): ⢨ ⮢ ࠢ.
   ADVANCED DESIGN (ணᨢ ):  ⢮ 
 ,  祬  .
   ITS HERE AT LAST (-  ): ᮡ  .
稪 ⪠뢠  㯠.
   FIELD TESTED (⠭  ᯫ樨):    孮
஢  ன⢮   ஢.
   HIGH ACCURACY (᮪ 筮): , 㤮 .
   DIRECT SALES ONLY (⮫쪮  ⠢): ⮢⥫  ᬮ
  ।.
   YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT (⭨ ):  ⢨  
᭨,  ⮫쪮    ࠡ.
   UNPRECEDENT PERFORMANCE (堭 ⢮):  ⮣,  
   ⠢, ࠡ⠥   .
   REVOLUTIONARY (ॢ樮): ᪮쪮 , 祬  ७⮢.
   BREAKTHROUGH (⨥ ࢮ। ): - 諮
ਬ  ⮩ .
   FUTURISTIC ( 饣):     ᭨ 譨 
?
   DISTINCTIVE (⢥ ⫨饥): 㣮 , 㣮 梥,
 ⠢.  ⠫쭮 -  ⫨稩.
   MAINTENANCE FREE ( 㦤饥  室):  饥 ६.
   REDESIGNED (ࠡ⠭): ,  㦥 ⪨ 㦥
ࠢ.
   HAND CRAFTED (筠 ᡮઠ): 6騪 ⠫ ࠡ  ⠭,
  ⮪.
   PERFORMANCE PROVED (஡): 㤥 ࠡ  砭 ࠭⨩
ப.
   MEETS ALL STANDARTS (⢥砥 ᥬ ଠ): 訬 ଠ,   訬.
   SATISFACTION GARANTEED ( ⠭ ): ⢥ 
⠭ ⮢⥫ ᯥ 祭 襣 祪.
   MICROPROCESSOR CONTROLLED (ࠢ ய஬):  -
 , 祣    ᭨.
   ALL SOLID STATE (᮫ ᯮ): ᮬ  ஢.
   BROADCAST QUALITY (᮪ ⢮ ⥫ࠤਥ): 
ࠦ  .
   HIGH RELIABILITY ( ): ⮢ ,  த
㤠  ᥩ.
   BUILT TO PRECISION TOLERANTS (⮢  묨 ᪠): -
 ⠫ 室  㣮.
   MILITARY SPEC COMPONENTS (⠫, ⢥騥 ॡ -஬-
 ): ⮢  ⠫,    㦭
.
   24 - HOUR CUSTOMER SERVICE (㣫筮 㦨 稪):
 祭 ⮪   祫,  㤥  
஢.
   CUSTOMER SERVICE NATIONWIDE (㦨 稪  ਨ ᥩ
࠭):  設⢥ ய⮢  㭪 ਥ  ६.
   HIGH ACCURACY SURFACE TOLERANCIES ( ᪨  ᮡ 筮
孮):  孮.




                        
                            

      ᫥ ᪮쪮    訫 誢  -
ᮢ  ⥢ 樮 ⥬ (), ⮬  訫 -
  ⪨ ࠧ᭥ த ᭮   ⥢ 㦡.
     ⮡   ⠫ ⭥, ।⠢,   , -
   .
     APPLE SHARE  APPLE.      誠  ⨫,  
祭 ५   頥   , ஬ ᢮ ⥩.  
⠫   .
     MACINTOSH SYSTEM 7  APPLE.  祭  ५  
誨 ⨫,  ࠧਢ ⮫쪮    㣮    
쬨,   ⠪  ५묨,   ᠬ.
     NETWARE 2.x  NOVELL.    , ஬ -
       ⠫.     
  ,  ᥩ      ᨫ  "தন"  
.
     NETWARE 3.x  NOVELL.  訩  ਪ,   ண
 ⥩. ਪ -  ௮樨,   ᪮ணમ,
祭  ࠡ⠥     ᮢ६  ,  㤮
᪨ ᯮᮡﬨ.        -
⨢ ⥫쭮,  ⥫  ᢮   㦠騬.  
  㧥 । ,  (, 祬,    -
) ⭮   ஦.
     NETWARE 4.x  NOVELL.   訩  ઢ,  -
    ॥, 祬 ਪ. ᫥ 18 -
楢   ᪠ ࠡ  ⢥ ,    
騥    ⥬,    -饬   -
,    ,     ।⢠.
     PERSONAL NETWARE  NOVELL.   ⥩ ਪ.  ⮫-
 頢 ,  㬮 ࠧਢ騩  ᢮ -
  ࠬ. H  ,    .    -
  ॢ  ⭮  祫,      -
 蠫   ஦ 饭  㦨  ᥡ -
.
     LANTASTIC  ARTISOFT.  㧨 .   ᢮ -
讥   ᥣ ᪮쪮 ⮢. 㧨 頥   -
, ஬ 誨 ⨫.  ୠ  祭 .
   ,   ᫥ ,  ।  .
     CORSTREAM  ARTISOFT.   ,   -
 ப ઢ.  -    㭨,
 ᥬ ⭮,  ࠡ  .
     VINES  BANYAN.  ,  ண   稫
 .  ,    ᥬ 拉   .  㤥
 ⢮,   ॡ, ⮡   ⨫  -
,  㤥⮢  ࠧࠦ.
     FTAM.    릨  㬠 誠,   ࠧ-
ਢ ⮫쪮  ᯥ࠭ (祬  ।).   
 ठ  頥  譨 ஬ ⮫쪮 ।⢮ ᮪,
 ᮢ뢠  .
     LAN SERVER  IBM.  ᥤ ।ਪ, ண   
뭮 祭 ࢠ⨢ .  ࠧਢ   ⨥-
⮩    ᥡ  ᢮  ५  ⮫쪮    ⢥
᢮ ਥ த⥫.
     WINDOWS NT ADVANCED SERVER  MICROSOFT.   㣮  
ᥤ,  ("   , -,  ࠢ  
,    ⠫ ?     ""  ?").  -
 - 室    થ⨭.    -
,   ६ ࠧ  ᥣ ࠧ娢 㪠.  
  ஬ ,      类 嫠.  
ਭ  ⮬ ⨯ ,  ᬥ ⥩  ᫥.
     NFS. 㣠  릨  㬠  誠.    ࠡ⠥  
⥪. 뤠  ⮫쪮 ⥬ ,    ,
 ० 祬    , ॡ,  ⮡    易-
⥫쭮 ᨫ  ᥡ  ⮣ ⥪.
     WINDOWS FOR WORKGROUPS. , 訩  襣 ᥤ  -
.   ⠪ ,   . 譥  宦,  -
    ⮬     蠫    ࠢ.  
   ப    ६   -
- .
     ⠪,  ,   .    ᭮?






1. "ண Hࢥ᪨ ᭮!  14 ,  誮쭨. ,
 !    ,       
9600,    - ᥣ   2400.  த⥫ﬨ     ⥬
,    ண.    ⮫? ᪠,
   ଠ ."

    H ⮫  .   砥 ମ 
 ,  ⠢  㤮⢨ ,   ⭮.
    , 祭    .    砥,
 祫    1200 ⢮ ⠪,   ᥤ
( ண, ,   14400)   ᭨.
    ᥬ 㣮 , ᫨  ᫮ 祫    300 -
室 筮   .

2. "  H, ᥭ    8 .  ஡
砥  ⮬,    祭 쪨 ⪨ .   -
ᯮᮡ  㢥祭? 窨     ᬥ..."

     ⮬  祣 ᬥ譮. 祭   ⠫
 ⮩ ஡.  ,  饥 ६  
ᯮᮡ  ८.    ᢮ २⢠ 
⪨.   -  . 쪮   ᯥࢠ
ᮢ⮢  ᯥ樠⮬.

3. "  , ᮫ 筮 㦡.     砫
 "ᨪ",   ⨬   . H᪮쪮 ࠧ
஡ ,  祣  諮. H୮,  饭 
᫠.    ࠦ -    ⮢頬 
 ᬮ?"

    ᯮ,  稭  ᯮ⢠ .  ᮢ襭
ଠ쭮 , ⠯, १  室 .  
,  85% 稭  ⥬  ᠬ    ⨬
  . 筮 १ - ६  室.
    㬥, ᫨   ⨬ ᪮쪮 ࠧ  祭 ,
 ᥡ  㯫 - 室 ⥫⢮ 娠.

4. "  㦥  ⭨  १ࢭ  ᥩ 襩
ଠ樨.  । ਤ Bernuilli,   ࠢ ⮮᪨
᪨  1.2 .    ࠢ?"

      ࠢ.      ᢮ , ᢮ ਢ窨.
   㣠 窠 ७  ࠢ  ⢮.
     ᮢ  -  ⨬ .

5. "       ஡ ⠭ Windows
95,    祣  稫. ,  祬- ?
᪠, 㤠  ?"

     -  . H 稫   ࠧ - ஡
᭮. H  ᯥਬ஢,     易⥫쭮
.  ᢥ,   ᯮ ,  - ।!
:  1 000 000 祫 뢠   ⭮,  
.  ᪮쪨   ।⮨?!!

6. "쪮 䨧᪨ ⪨ ᪮   ?"

       ࠧ? ᫨  - ,   짮  㤥?
 ᫨  ᥬ -  ᥬ ?  䨧᪨ ⪨ ᪠
 - ⮡  뫨.

7. "쪮  ਮ५  .  ।,   
 짮⥫,  ?"

       祭.   -  .

8. " ࠢ쭮 ⠢ ᪥ 3.5"?"

    筮   ࠢ 㪮  ⠢  室饥  ࠧ
⢥⨥  㡨 ਬ୮  楢. 祬, ᫨  ,
 ᬥ ᯮ짮   -   㬥.
஡ த    , ,   室 -
  ࠧࠧ   ᥤ .

9. "     ⮫쪮  ᪮  3.5". H
ࠡ   ⠫  ᪥  5.25". , ᬮ   ᪮
 3.5"  ६ ᯮᮡ  ᪥⠬ 5.25"?"

    ,  ᬮ.    ન ਬ஢ ᮢ⨬.

10. "    ࢮ ,   襫 襪᭨ 
।    ணࠬ  ᨪ.  ⠫ ⪠뢠, 
  ⠢.      ணࠬ ⮫쪮  ᨪ.
,  த⥫ 室,  ᮡࠥ 㯯  6-8 ॡ
 襬 ணࠬ  ᨪ .
         誮,   । 
 ணࠬ  ᪠.   祣  諮:  譨
 ⮬   .
      ਩ ,  ᥭ  ᯮ 47 .
  ᫮".

        ।  : ᭨ ᢮ ,
 ᭮ ਣ   誮,  㫨,  .
᪠,     ᤥ  廊  襭 娪. 쪮
 㦭 ᫨誮 㣨 -  祭 ⫨⥫,  
 ᫮ ,   ⮬    ᫮
.


Copyright (c) 1995 Hࢥ᪨ ᭮
 ࠢ ࠭





                                                 ?!
                                              ⠫ ଠ᪨

    "He  죠 ", -- ⢥ত ⨬, "...   
⢥",  --    ᪥⨪.  H,  ୮,   
⠭ ,    㣨     
  ⮬  宩 ࠡ⮪.    稢
ࠡ --  ⮥.   ᢮  ⠪ ᪮    
᪠.

       ⨢    祡    砫       쬮    
䨧-⥬᪮  誮,    稫    쥬 
㭨.    祭  ⠫    ᮢ      
ᯨ࠭    ᨫ  뢠  祭.  ࠢ,   ।
,  ⮡  ᤠ       ன   
,   ⮬   ࠧ "륧"   筮 
   몠 ᤠ .

    ௫    뫠      --    
墠⠫. H   ᢮ ६ 稢  
᢮, 襩  ᥬ, 祬 .  ᫨  ⠪
     ࠨ,    -- ᫮,
.    १   ᯨ⥫ ࠡ⮪,
ॡ      뢠   ᮢ   
砭  ᯨ࠭    ⠫  ⢮  ᥡ    론 
᪮த.

    ࠢ ࠤ,  ⬥,  騬 ⥫
ண     㪠,   ... 騭.   ᭠砫
騭 "" 㦨,  㦥 ᫥,  ᪠  ᯠᥭ,
 , ,   ᢮ ।,    ண.  
᫨   騭,   祫⢮ ᥣ (᫨  , 筮,
        )    짮  ஬, 
⠭,  ਬ,  ॢ᪮ .

    H ୥  ⥬...     ⥫,  
ᮧ  -  ᢮    뫮    ᨫ,    ⥩. 
,      ୮  뭪  㦥  ᫮  쭮
⮩稢 ,  ⠫ 祢,  祬  
      .                 ᨫ  
ᮢ ᯮ஢  뫮 ࠪ᪨ ,  
 ⠢ ⮫쪮 : 룮 "த" ᥡ ⮩   
, , ᪠ ஢,    ந.

    ᪮    ।  ࠡ    ⤥   ਧ樨
⭮   㤠⢥   ०.   頫  ਫ
௫, 楫   죮   ࠡ   "襩"  孨.  
"".  ࢮ  ६    ,     ⨫ 
஢ ᯥ樠⮢,    뫮 祬  .
頭  孨, 죮 ,  ன ⥯,  ௫
뫨  믮.      ᯮ, "᪮த" 砫
뢠.

          ࠫ      ॥  믮 
ࠡ,      a砫⢮,  ⮡  ⠢   ६
""       -   쪨    ணࠬ묨
த⠬.      墠⠫   㧫 BBS.    
  㧥 ஭ ,  ࠧ   
.  ᥤ  ࠧ 㣮:

    - , ⥪,  -- ࠤ⭮ ਫ  . --    
᫨   祭  㫧  ᮢ ᨩ.

    -   ,-- ⢥砫 ன, -- ⠪ ⠢   뫮.

    -  , -- த  , -- ᫠  ଠ  
 娫 ਬ -- ப  譨.

    -     ࠢ.  ᨦ,  ⮯.

    ᪮    ⨬ ॡ⠬ 㦨.    Internet  
Fidonet      "몠稢"  ⪨  .   ,
筮,  ⪠      ""      頫, 뫮 
""    "⠯".    室  ⠪  த  ⨩  
  ।  ,  ஬  ⠭  ᭮  
ࠬ   ௫   몭   㤠⢥  㦠饣.
⠢ ॡ,    , ⮡ ࢠ
  ᪠ ᢮ ਬ.   ᭮  
,   ன ९ ᤠ । ⮪ 樨.

        ᭮  ⨫    ᪠  ࠡ.  ⮬ ६
ᮡ     뢠 ⥢ 樮 ⥬.  
⠫  ᪠          ।  ࠡ  
ࠧ "" ଠ   ⠪ 䨫. ᪮
 ᪨  㢥砫 ᯥ宬.   쭮  ⭮ ଥ
ॡ ᯥ樠    .   訫  .
      ⥫䮭  㡪  㤠  
ਯ訩  誨,  ਣᨫ   ᮡᥤ
  ⭮  ⠫  ᭨,    ᪠    .   
頫,    .

     ᪠ 㦭     த    
ਤࠬ        諮  ᥪ⭮  H.  
  ᫥  ᯠ  ਦ  ࠭    ᪨஢筮
      ⮬  ।  ன.  ᫥ ⪮
   졥   誨-ᥪ     
४.       ਫ,    宦
   ⮣  H.  ⠭  뫮 㢨
   ᪨ 䨫쬠.  H ⨫쭠  ᭠   
ᥢ 孨 ५   室饣  ᮫.
  ४,    ७    28,  ᨤ, ⪨, 
஬  ୮     ᫥,  ਫ,娢     
⠫  쭨   㤫  ,     ਫ    
ࠤ⥫䮭,  ਦ  㡪  箬    .     
० 冷,   ।      , 
⮬    ⠢          ⥫䮭.  
ࠧ  ᮤঠ ᮢ  室 ᪮॥  ਥ
 ࠡ ᥪ-७,   ᯥ樠   
. H   몭묨      ᠬ 
ࠧ      ࠭   몮       祬-
࠭  "H樮쭮",   ࠧ     ᫥
 -- " 审", ⭮,  ᮡ   童⢥
  .    ᫥  ᮢ     ᨮ
몠,        㢨,    : "
 ணࠬ묨 த⠬  ࠡ⠫?"  諨 
ਠ ⢥⮢,  㦭 ।  뤥 ન:
)  Norton  Commander,   b)  Windows,  )   Word  for   Windows.
ୠ⨢ ⢥⮢  ।ᬠਢ.

     㬠,  ࠧ   ᨮ쭮  ਣ
।.    訡.  ⥫쭮 稢   , ४
맢 ᯥ樠.   襫 ७ ७  窠  
⭮ ਦ த.   ।⠢  
,      ,  ᪮쪮  ४  : "
⮪  ।   ᯮ Novell NetWare   
--  LANtastic?"    ⢥⨫:  IPX    NetBIOS ᮮ⢥⢥. H
  㧠,    ,    ᮡᥤ
   ⢥.    ⠫ ᪠   ⮬,
        ⮪  ॠ ᢮ ஢ 
ᥬ஢  ⥢   ⥪  ᮮ⢥饩   .   H
४  ⠭,  ਫ    ᪠,
   ᢮ 襭  ⭮⥫쭮 ਥ   ࠡ  ᮮ 
⥫䮭  訥 .

       ६ 室  ࠡ  ⭮  ᨦ
    ࠡ祣  ,     頭 . H,
祢,  뫮  ࠢ  ᮮ   ⪠.

       襫,   ,  ⥬  묨
 묨  ਤࠬ   H,      ࠧ   ᪠
  ப  ⭮    ࠨ  ४ ⢠. 
ॡ ᯥ樠    , 騩   .
    ஬ 業   室 ᭮     
ᯠ- ࠭   ᪨஢筮     ⥬   
⮬ 㪠   .  H   ࠧ    ந  
 ⫥.     뫮 㬭,  ᭮   ७, 
⥪ﭭ묨 ॣத,    ᪨ 㬠,  ᨤ
   ࠬ   .     ⨫   砫쭨   ⤥
ਧ樨 -- ᨬ筠 㤥쪠 誠   窠
 ஧  ࠢ.      ஬ 窨,     ⥫쭮
㪮⢮  ⤥        ⠢   
稪      쭮  ⥫.  ⪮
ᨢ     ࠡ,   砫  ᪠  
ᥡ,  ᢮ 㤠  ஥  १砩 㤭  
⢫  ࠭  .     ⮬  ᪮쪮   ࠧ
ન,        ᯫ  ,   , ⨬
ࠢ뢠 ᢮ 㯪  ࠧ᪨   ᮢ
  ࠡ.    ६  襩  ᥤ  ࠧ   ⥫䮭, 
誠, ᭥   , 砫   ᢨ 
⥭⠬.   ࠧ  筮 訫,   
 ࠡ     訥 죨.      ᮮ  
⪠   頭 ப  뫮    襩  ࠤ樥, 
⨬    祭.

       室  ଠ   ᮡᥤ,  ⥬
  頫  㢥७    ᢮ ᨫ  ,
  饭    쬨.      ⠫  -
訩 ,  騩 롮     .  砫
,         ᯮ     
। ࠡ   楫  ᠬ४,     㤭
 ᢮ ,    ᠬ  ஢
ᯥ樠⮢.  H             -
௠,  㢥७ 㬠 .    㬨ࠫ.

          襫      㫨         
⠦,  ⠢஢ ᮡ,  ஬  
   ६   ᯮ   饭   ⮫.  H
஬,   ᮬ 믮 뢥᪥ ᮢ  
,  ஥  ਫ  ᠬ    ᥡ.  ⭮ ᮢ⭮
।⨥,  ਡ  㯭       ந⥫
୮  㤮  뢠  ᢮ ।⠢⥫⢮ 
ࠨ,   ॡ ᯥ樠   .

    砫  ।    4- ࠭   ⭥
ᮢ,     㤭 ⢥.   뫨
த㬠  ⪮ 㫨஢,   ⢥⠬    뫮
 㤨   ᯥ樠.      ⠫
।  ⥫      襭  䨪樨   
⥢  樮  ⥬,  ⮡  ।  ஢  
⮢. ஬ ᥢ ᮢ  "",   ⭮
 ࠧ 樮 ⥬,  ᮤঠ   
"", ਬ:   䥩  ⪨ ᪮   ?
  ࠧ୮    設  EISA?  쪮   ⥫
ன        ⪮      䥩ᮬ
SCSI-2?  ⨯   設   ?    :
 ⠪  10Base5, 108ase2,  10seT?   ࠭祭  
ETHERNET    ⮭  ᨠ쭮  ,  ⮫⮬,  ⮩
?  蠫       ୮ :
  ந⥫  ⪨  ᪮,  ஢   ?
  ᪠  ⨯ "notebook"?   ࠧ
䨪樨 㪠 ⨯ ਭ஢ ⫨    㣠?
 ..,  ..

    ᫥             ᥤ
᪮쪮 ᯥ樠⮢ .  뫨 묨   ᠬ묨
묨.    ஡       ⠫   
.   १   ⪮ ,  祣      祬 
㦭  㤨.      ࠧ  ᫥     ⮬,
᪮쪮 ६   㢮쭥  ०  ࠡ, 
 ᫮ ⢥म ,    易⥫쭮   
ࠡ  .

     ७  ⮢   㢮쭥, 梨⥫쭮  ।
㤮⢨  ९  ⥬  ᠬ  㤭   
ਧ.   頭   㫠  .
H  ,      㦥  ,  ᫥. ࠢ, 
⥭ᨢ ࠡ  ࠭ ஡,   ࠡ
 ,  祭 㬥訫.

         ⭠  ⨫  
    ᢮  䠭᪮ ७.   ॡ
 ᯥ樠⮢,   筥  ⠨⢥ ஢   ࠧ
䨫 ਬ, ᡮન  த .  ⪨ ப, 
 ᢮  ,    諨  ᮡᥤ  ⠢
᢮    "㤠筨",     뫮 ࢠ  
⮪ 墠⪨  Mortal Kombat   㦤  ᪮
ਤࠬ DOOMa.  ,   ⮢ 筨   ⠫
⭮,   ⢨  --  " "   
祭 뭪 ࠡ祩 ᨫ. H, ⤠  ,  
⬥,   蠣  ⮬ ࠢ  ᢮ १.
-,   뢠       魮    ଠ樮
࠭⢠    ᪨  ,  ,  ᫮,
⥫쭮      ⢥   ஢
஢. -, ⪮ 뢠 饥 ﭨ   ⥭樨
ࠧ 뭪  ᢮ ࠡ祩  ᨫ. ,  , -,
⨬㫨 뭮  楫   ᨮ.

    ⠪, ୮ ⠢   ன ᮡᥤ   ⮩
ଥ,          襩  ⠭樨 . 
ண      ,    ⮭  ᥭ  뢠
⨬  ᮡ    ࠡ.  H,    ࠭,
   襭 ⮣   .

    諮   .      䨭ᮢ      ᪮쪮
訫,    ࠡ⪨,      ⠫  ०  㬠  
室    ࠡ.        
⥫䮭.  ண   ࣨ  ᪨     ਣ蠫    
ᮡᥤ    祭  ""  . 
,    誨,  ஦ ,      㧭 ᢮
. १ ᪮쪮   ᫮   祭
      쪨  "",      ⠢  
⠬  ᮡᥤ. 뫮 8 ᮢ ,  ࠡ 
 㦥 .  讬, ୮ ਤ  -।
室  ᨢ  誨    ᫥      
稭.  ।  ᫥  㤭    ⥫ 
ᮡᥤ ᫨  쭮 ,  ,  ⨢
 ⥫⢮  ࠧ拉  ᫥ 梥 筥
 । "".

     諨    ᢥ , ⥭ ண  뫨
㢥蠭 ஬묨  梥묨 ४:  ᨬ 론騥
誨  ⥫쭮   ୨,  ᮢ६    
,       殮,  ᫮,    ᥣ
⮩稢  ४  짮  த樥 . 
ᥩ ⤥          ᫥
᢮  ⨫:    몭   ⨪,    ஬   㬥
 쪠  ४    ,   ஬
誠,    ଥ      த⮢ .
誠 ᥫ   ⮫   ⥫,   ᯫ  ⮬
।    .       㬠. । 
﫨  ᫠:  --  ᭮, 㣮 --  梥.  
  ᥫ  뫮 । ,   ⨫   訫
,⢮,      ᮡᥤ   
祭.  "        !"  -- 筮 론,
⢥⨫ .  ࠫ ᭮. 誠  - ᠫ 
. 쪮 ⥯  ⨫    ⮫    ᨭ
,            㯫 
ࠡ   । .   ࠧ    ,
  뫮 ,    㤮⢮७ ⬥⨫,   
 宦  뫨 묨.

    ⮬  뫮    ᯫ,  "㬠"  ᮢ,  
      筮 ⢥.  Hਬ, ⠪: "
 ᠬ ᫮ ஥  ?"'  ᨫ: " ⢥,- 
窨  ७  ࠡ    ᯥ樠쭮    祫᪨
権?" ⢥  ०: " ".  檨, 
  㦥  ᯥ  ,    ᪨,       稫,
ᮡᥤ       ᮢ.       祫,
ਭ  , ⮬᪨     ᪮
몠,    室    ᫥ ࠡ.
 ,    ந   襥  ⫥.
। 뫠  ᥤ   ᯥ樠⮬, 室騬 ᥩ  
஢.  ⮣ ࠧ ᥫ ⥫쭮  襭
⭮⥫쭮 ᫥    㤭 .

     ࠧ    ᫥饩 .   ⨫
 㭨,     ᥣ ,  ७.
  ᨢ        ࠡ,   砫 ⠫쭮
뢠      ᯥ樠,   室   ଥ.  ⥬
ਣᨫ      ,   室 ᫨⥫쭠 孨.
   㦨 ७쪨  ३   IBM-360/370, 
஬ भ "㤨"  , ᠭ    
। 60-   -   ଠ;   ⪠   
COMPAQ  386- ஬,   ᥣ ᯮ짮  
⢥ ନ  ३.   , ⢥, 뫮  
ࠡ祬 ﭨ   㤮⢮﫮 ॡ .  H 
    ࠭     묨  㪢  ந     
饥  ⫥.  祬     ࠧࠫ  "",
"ﬨ"    "-"?       ⮣,  ⮡   ᭮
  ࠭   ⥪⮢ ०  ᮯ஢  "ॢ"
,  ன  ""?    , ⭮,
,   ࠡ   ,  ࠤ 襩 ௫.

      쪮  ࠧ஢        ⨫,   ᭮
    ୮      ४,     ७,
쭮 ⭮ ⮧   ᨮ쭮 ਣ,
⠢      ᮡᥤ楩. "H,  
⫥?" -- ᮢ  ࠤ譮 ᨫ .   
"" ।砩 㯮. "  孨  ५,  ,
筮, 㤭 ᮢ   ⠪ ࠡ⮩...   ࠧ
  ௫⮩...  ,      ௫?"  --  ०
ᨫ .    ᫮    誨 ᢥભ㫨  .
H, ᤥঠ ᥡ, -⠪  ,    ࠧ
ॢ蠫  ௫.   ࠧ 㤨. "  
㬠?"  --  ண訬  ᮬ  ᨫ  ,  ,   
ᮢ  ⥫  訡.  "H!    㦥   祫,
   ⮩  ࠡ⮩ , ॠ ᥡ,   ⮫箪
ᥬ,    㦨!         ௫
  㥤, --  ᠤ   ந᫠ . --  
   宫".

       뫮,    ᪠  --   ⠫   "ࠧ⮣
". H쪨 "" ०       ०
ࠡ,    稢 砫 ᫥ ࠧ  宫.
H ᪠,         ᮢ訫   ,   
, 訡,   ⮬ 砥 .

     祭   ⥫   ᪠   ⮬,   襫
  ࠡ        㤭,  訩 .
਩   祭 ६   ᮡᥤ     
࣮ ,  㦨   ࠬ,  "騬"
  ⠭  ਭ⠬  DESCENTRa.  ᪠    室 
᫥騩  ஢    頢  ਭ ᫥ 
  "⠫",     㤭   ந     ᮡᥤ
 ⫥.  ⮬ "⨫"  Mortal Kombat  II.
᫥  ⮣,                  ᪮쪮
㬥஢ ਥ     ஫ "ᬥ",  
 ⭮ ᫥   ஬  ணࠬ   娬
 .

    H,    .  ।⠢ ⥫  ࠢ ᠬ ᤥ
뢮   ਩.   ⠥ ᯥ   ᮡᥤ
 । .

       ?!




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p⪨, pp  ⠪,    ⠭ p  ᥬ p 
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,   ᮯp⨢  ᪮p.  ᪮p . 
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.     ?"
          p 騫 p p   .
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        " H, p  ⢮ 譨 ", ᪠ .

 p ⮫   p p. ⮬  㤨 p, 
p,  ⮬ 祣.

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p  ᪮  ᪨, 2:463/702.360





Windows:   ⥪  ⮫쪮 ࠤ.

  㢥 ࠭⢮  ᪥ 㤠 Windows.

   ॥ ᪠ Windows?  ᪠  !

Windows: ॢ  Pentium  ...

Windows: The Gates of the hell ( ᫮ Gates-- )

Windows: 襭   ᢨ 

MS-Windows   ਤ㬠   !

Windows:    

Windows  ࠧ祭, OS/2  㤠

OS/2 VirusScan --   㦥 Windows- ?[Y,n]

Windows`95:    ⪠.

Windows   -  - 믮.

! 㣮  Windows! ,  ⮬...

MicroSoft થ⨭: Windows  -堫

Windows:   ਢ  EDLIN!

   ᢮ ६? ᯮ Windows!

MicroSoft Windows...    蠪

७ : Microsoft  ।⠢ Visual Edlin for Windows

,   ॡ MS Windows ᨨ   3.

  Windows    ᨯ!

 ᯮ Windows  ࠡ⠥  ?

஡         Windows.

   窨,    ᫮  ⮫쪮   Windows
ࠡ!

 ᫨ 䥪 室 १  Windows

砩: EDLIN for Windows

DOS 6.22 and Windows 3.1 -  ९   .

DOS  ⠪ ணࠬ  ᪠ Windows 3.1

   ⮬   ,   ࠢ    .

᭮ ⫨稥  Windows  ᮬ?  br  뫥⠥!

Error # 152 - Windows  㦥: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance
                                    (㥬 塞 㥬)

Error 005: Windows 㦠 - 室 .

ᣨ樮  Windows

,  ,    ᯮ짮 Windows

  ᥣ   Windows?

 㦥    EDLIN ७  Windows

   訡  Windows,  㦥 砥 ...

       ࠧ ᪠ Windows,    ...

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᫨  Windows ⠪ 㦥⢥ 䥩,  祬  㪮⢮ 
678 ࠭?

᫨ Windows  ᫥     -  ᣮ.

: ணࠬ  Windows   롪!

  Screensaver: ᪨  Windows

New Windows 4.0: ᠭ  Turbo Logo ++

  McAfee: WinScan - 頥  Windows ணࠬ

 墠⠥   ᪥ -  Windows? [Y]es [H]ell yes!

Windows 3.1 -     ᮫  89$

Windows 3.1  MacOS   Michael Jackson  Mike Tyson

Windows`95 㤥 襭  ⮫쪮 Windows3.1  㦠

Windows NT: ⠢ 㬠  ᪮ :     
த

Windows -   ᮫, ॡ 16 MB



    WinErr: 001 Windows 㦥 - ⥬  ᭮!

    WinErr: 002 No Error - ⭮!

    WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error -    訡   䠩!

    WinErr: 004 Erronious error -  ࠢ쭮!

    WinErr: 005 ⪠ ᯮ짮 筮 -  稫!

    WinErr: 006  訡 -  ᪥ 㦥 Desqview!

    WinErr: 007 訡  室 - 誮  ⨫  

    WinErr: 008  ࠧ   窨!

    WinErr: 009 ᭠ 訡 -   ⭮,  ந諮!

    WinErr: 00 誮  㬥樨 - 騪 ⮫ !

    WinErr: 00 ! - ⠫ ⮫쪮 50 ᪮ ࠭⢠!

    WinErr: 00 訡 ९  - 㦭 ! ! !!!

    WinErr: 00D Window  -  ⢫!

    WinErr: 00 Window  -  頩 !

    WinErr: 00F ᭨ 訡 - , ᮮ ,    
                稫!

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    WinErr: 011 Window  -  ⢫!

    WinErr: 012 Window  -  頩 !

    WinErr: 013 -!

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                 業 ⢨⥫쭠.

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                ⠭   ணࠬ.

    WinErr: 01  訡 -    ᪠ ⮣.  ᫥騩
                ࠧ  ...

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.

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    WinErr: 079   㦥 -   饭 ᮮ⢥騩 ࠩ.
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    WinErr: 683 訡  -    㯠,  砭
                㧪 Windows.

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(தࠬ  ⥬ ࠫ)

ॢ  設

騥 :

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. - 

. - ਭ

. - ନ

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.. -  "6"  .

. - , ਭ!

. -  .

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. -  ,   . !

(  䫠 ⮢)

. - 뢠?

. -  !

. - !

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. -  ᢮ .

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.. - .

. - !

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( 뢠 )

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.. - , !  "7"  !





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        筨:  DATAMATION  Oct.81  pp.242,245,247        



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      ࠧࠡ⪨  몮 ணࠬ஢  ᯮ-
  ⮢,  ਬ஬     㦨 ADA - 襥
।⢮ ணࠬ஢, ࠧࠡ⠭  ⢮ ஭
    ⫨饥 १砩 訬 ﬨ.  
ணࠬ஢  ADA,    ⭮,    ࠧࠡ⠭   楫
  ॢ      ᯮ㥬 몮, ⠪ 
COBOL  FORTRAN.

   㤭     ⮬,   横   몠
ணࠬ஢ 㣨 墠뢠 ਮ ६   20   30
     稭    ,    㡥  ,
 뭥 騥 모   ⢥ 訬 ॡ-
.      ᪮  , 砢  
ॢ  몮  몮  ADA.    ⮬,    ਤ 
뢮,    ADA  㦥  ५,      ⮫쪮 ⮫쪮
ᯥ .

         ࠧࠡ稪  몮 ணࠬ஢
  ⥭  뢠  ࠧࠡ⠭  모 
ॠ  ,    ਡ   ஭.   
PASCAL  稫     ࢮ ᮧ⥫ 
設,   ADA     ࢮ  ணࠬ.  訢
  ᢮          -  祫, 
ࠫ  짠  ,    㬥   , 
  ᮧ  ࢮ  .    ,  ⠪ ࠧ,
     ࢮ  ࠧࠡ稪 ⥬,   ࠧࠡ⪠
஢,    ࠧࠡ⪠ ᠬ ,   ।-
  䨭ᮢ  প,   ,   ⢥,  ᪮쪮
ମ ࠡ.

     BABBAGE  ᭮      몮,   뫨
 ᫥  ⮣,   뫮  襭  ᮧ  몠 ADA.
...   ᢮ 樨,     樠  ᫨-
⥫쭮  孨    1980   㤨   ६ ਭ,
ਫ    ࠧࠡ ணࠬ ᯥ祭.  
  砥    ⮬,  ⮡  ᤥ  ணࠬ ⮫쪮
⮩,    ⠭   祢 ⢨ -
  ⪮.    㣮  ⮨  ⮬, ⮡ ᤥ
ணࠬ  ⮫쪮  ᫮,      ᪫砫    
 - 譮⥩. ࠡ稪 몠 BABBAGE
ࠫ ⨩ , .. ᮧ ,  ᮤন ⮫쪮
 ⪨. ணࠬ  BABBAGE ⫨  ⠪ 
,    楤  䨫᪮  ஫ 
稭   ⮣,  ⥣ ᥩ ⥬ 㤥 襭.
  㦨  ࠭⨥  ﭭ      த
ࠧࠡ稪  뭪    ࠡ⪨ .

         몥  PASCAL    몥 ADA  ᯮ ਭ樯
"ண "   楫      訡, 
      १⮬  ᬥ襭  ࠧ  ⨯  .
ࠡ稪  몠  BABBAGE   㯨        ਭ樯
" "   ⥬, ⮡  訡,  
१  ࠢ쭮  ᠭ ᫮  ணࠬ 짮-
⥫.    ᫥    몠 BABBAGE  ⠭ 
ਬ  "  ᫥ ⮤",   㤮⢮-
  ॢ訥 ॡ 짮⥫.

    ᮬ,  ࠢ쭮 襭 ண 㦤
 ࠧࠡ稪 몮 ணࠬ஢,   ⮤
।   ࠬ஢     㭪樨.    ࠧࠡ稪
㯠      "맮   ",  㣨  ।
"맮  祭".  몥 BABBAGE ᯮ  ⮤ -
"맮  ⥫䮭".   ⮤   ᮡ 䥪⨢
  ।  ࠬ஢      ⠭樮 ࠡ⪨
.

     ᭮  몠 ADA   ⨢.  
ࠧࠡ⪨  몠  BABBAGE  ࠧࠡ稪  뢠  ०
ᥣ ⨢ .   殢,  짠 
,  ᫨  稪    ﭭ  設  㪮
 ࠬ ᯥ祭 뢠 ७ᨬ.

   ⭮,    ࠧࠡ⪠  몠  ணࠬ஢ 室
ᯥ譮,  ᫨    室  䨭ᮢ  প   ஭
ࠢ⥫⢠. ࠡ⪠  몠 COBOL,  ਬ, 䨭஢-
 ࠢ⥫⢮,  몠 ADA - ⢮ ஭. ᫥
  ॣ஢  ⢮  ࠢ࠭  ᮣᨫ
 䨭ᮢ প ࠧࠡ稪 몠 BABBAGE.

     몥 ADA    ᪠ ᯮ짮 몮.
 ᭮ 몠 BABBAGE,    㢥祭    
  ७  몠.    짮⥫    
  ᠬ  ।  ࠧ  ᢮  ᨨ 몠 ணࠬ.
      ࠧ  BABBAGE  ⯠,  ⠪  
짮⥫  ᠬ  । ࠧ 몠  ᮮ⢥⢨  
ॡﬨ. BABBAGE, ⠪ ࠧ,   몮
  樨  ᨨ      ⤥쭮 砥.
   ਢ   ਬ,           ஥
।⠢  몥 BABBAGE.

       몠  ணࠬ஢  頫 
஢  ।  ࠢ  GOTO   室 ᫮
室    ⮩  ன  IF-THEN-ELSE.     몥
BABBAGE   ᪮쪮  ஢ ᫮ 室,
 믮  ஫    ମ   ணࠬ
짮⥫:

WHAT IF ( ᫨)
      ᯮ   몠 ணࠬ஢; 室 믮-
       । ஢મ ஫㥬 ᫮;

OR ELSE ()
      稥 ਠ,  ,  ਬ,  ࠧ "ਡ 
       ᫠, OR ELSE ( )";

WHY NOT? (祬 ?)
      믮   ᫥  ࠧ筮  浪;

WHO ELSE? ( ?)
      ᯮ    ६ 権 /뢮;

ELSEWHERE (-  㣮 )
      ᯮ    ⮣,  ⮡  㪠,    ணࠬ
      짮⥫ 室 -  㣮 ,  ⮣  
       ,   ;

GOING GOING GONE (  襫)
      ᯮ    ணࠬ; 믮
      ந 室  㣮  ணࠬ 짮-
      ; 믮 ࠡ 10- ஢ GOTO.

     祭     몠 ᯮ짮  FOR
( 祭),  DO UNTIL  (믮   , ),  DO WHILE
(믮   ६, )  .  祭 横 (LOOP).
᫥  ࠢ, ࠧࠡ稪 몠 BABBAGE ।
㪠 , 騥 横 ணࠬ:

DON'N DO WHILE NOT ( 믮 ᬮ )
       横  믮,  ᫨ ஫㥬 ᫮ 
        ( ᫨    ⭨);

DIDN'T DO ( 믮﫮)
      横   믮     ࠧ    ४頥  쭥襥
      믮 - 横;

CAN'T DO ( )
      믮 横   த;

WON'T DO (⪠ 믮)
      業ࠫ    ਮ⠭  믮 -
      ࠬ,  ⠪  㦨 譮   믮-
        横  ணࠬ;  믮 ணࠬ  
      ,  ᫨      㤥  ࠭  "May I?"
      (" ?");

WIGHT DO (  믮)
         ⮣   襭 㤥 ਭ 業ࠫ
      ஬;  믮,  ᫨  CPU  室  ࠡ祬
      ﭨ; ४饭 믮,  ᫨  CPU  ﭨ
      ⠭,  ᫨ CPU  ﭨ ⠭  訡;

DO ONTO OTHERS ( ᥬ,   ,  ⮡  㯠  ,
      ⠪ 㯠    㣨)
      ᯮ     ᭮ 横 ⥬, ࠡ-
        ० ࠧ ६,   楫  ᯮ짮
         ⥬  ᯮᮡ ॠ樨 ⭮-
        ⤥묨 짮⥫ﬨ;

DO BACH (ࠧ )
      ᯮ      ६  横   모,
      㥬    (। 㦭 ⬠).

       ୮  몥,  ⢥饬  ᠬ  ᫥
ॡ,   CASE  ॠ樨 室
⢫.   몥 ALGOL   CASE  樥,
  몥 PASCAL   䨪樥.  ..   몠
롮  祭 .   몥 BABBAGE, ⨢,  楫
 ஢ ⮣ :

JUST IN CASE ( 窱 砩)
      ।祭   ࠡ⪨  ᭥  
        ᫥     ᢥ;  ࠧ蠥  짮⥫
      믮  㬭       楫 ࠢ, ᫨
      砩  믮      ;  ࠧ蠥 ⠪
      믮   ⭮  (⠭饣)  ⢨  
      ᫥ 砩 믮 㬭;

BRIFF CASE (砩 ⪮ )
      ।祭  ᯥ祭 ⪮ ணࠬ;

OPEN AND SHUT CASE (砩 "  ")
       ᯮ짮 ⮣   ⥫⢠
      ࠢ쭮  ॡ;

IN ANY CASE (  砥)
        ᥣ 砥 ࠡ祥 ﭨ;

HOPELESS CASE ( 砩)
        ᥣ 砥 ࠡ祥 ﭨ;

BASKET CASE (室 ﭨ)
       ⢨⥫쭮 砥 室 ﭨ.

   㤭,  室騥    㯯  ࠧࠡ⪨  몠 BABBAGE,
ﭭ  ࠡ   묨  ᮡﬨ 몠,  㤥
ᯮᮡ⢮ 뢭  ஢ 䥪⨢ 
몠   ᯮ짮 稪. ਬ, ࠧࠡ稪
몠 BABBAGE   饥 ६   ࠡ⮩  ஬
ALMOST EQUAL SIGN  ("   "),  ᯮ㥬
 ࠢ  ᥫ  饩 ⮩.  ࠡ  ⨬
 ᮬ 㦥 㤠 ८ ⥫ 㤭.

       ,        ,   
ᯮ짮  ᠬ    ᥡ.      몠  BABBAGE  ᮢ襭
室 ⠫쭮 ࠧࠡ⠭ 樮 ⥬.  ᫥
᪮쪨 ⮪ ᯮ짮 騥 ⥬ 㤭
㯯 訫  ᮡ⢥  "㠫"  樮
⥬.     ⭠  樮  ⥬  㠫쭮
.    㤭  㯯    ࠧࠡ⪥  몠  BABBAGE
ᤥ    ᪮쪮  襭,   .
 樮 ⥬   樮  ⥬
㠫쭮 ६ (VTOS).   ६  ⥬ 㠫쭮
  ᯥ稢  㠫  ᢮⢠    ,  VTOS
믮   㭪  ⭮襭  ६ .

    १    ६ ࠡ  ࠭祭-
 ⢮ .    ⥬  㠫쭮 ,
  䨧᪬  ࠭         ᪠, VTOS
 ⠪ ਬ  ७  ⨦ ᢮
楫.  짮⥫ 㢥७,     믮
  ⥪騩  ६,      ⢨-
⥫쭮  믮  ᫥饩 .

      ,   BABBAGE    室  ⠤
ࠧࠡ⪨.  㯯  㤭    ࠧࠡ⪥  몠 BABBAGE
㦤    ।  ᯥ樠⮢   ।⢠ 
⮣    魮  몠  ணࠬ஢.   ,
    㤭 㯯 ࠧࠡ⪨,  頥 
ᥬ,    ࠡ⠥    ࠡ⪨    ,
  졮   প 㯯  ࠧࠡ⪥  몠
ணࠬ஢  (  ਭ   ।   ,
 ਭ ⨥  ࠡ 㯯).




        ࠧ殢   ᮢ᪨ (-?) BBS

14 Jan '92

 1. 쬮 뢠 ࠧ -   ࠧ...
 2. ⮡ ਪ뢠 諠,  ᭠砫 㤥.
 3. 쬥  ⮭ - 쬥  㡨.
 4. "ᣮ㧠" -  窠!
 5.  ᪮稫    襭  砫   ஭.
 6.  soft' - ஢⢮, ࠡ   ࠤ.
 7. "   ணࠬ ..." - " ,  ", - ᪠
    ᠭ, ⠢ ᬨ⥫ 㡠.
 8. "ப  ᮡ⢥ ᮪  -?"
 9. "    थ 砩..."
10. ਦ ᢨ -  ,  .
11.  뫮 ᠬ  祬-  믠訩 ᠦ...


24 Jan 92

 1. H 宧, ᥤ 宧  த  ! த ???
 2.   室 樨 㢥稢  ࠧ, ⨣ ᨬ㬠  
    XVI-XVII    ..    ⠫    ஢.    
    㭪樨 ᯮ ᯨ    ࣠.
 3. >  p 䥢p, p,    㤥 USRobotics (I hope))
    p, , ,  ....  199... .       ;-)
 4. Press any key to continue or any other key to reboot
 5. (!!)   , 祬 , 㬭 - ࠭, 祬 .
 6. 쪮  ⠬,   뢠   ஢⢮ ,     騩
    ࠩ.
 7.  "室,    ᪮쪮  祪."  -  "  ?   ᮣᥭ  
    窨..."
 8. SU 砥 South Ural.
 9.  ਯ  ⢥ 蠫 ਯ 㫠...
10. "७  KGB" [ 짮⥫]
11.   童 㡠,  ਢ...
12.   誠, ⥬ ஬  ...
13.    , 룭 -  !
14. ⢥ ᠭ 㡮檮:
     > 쬥!
       㡮檨 !
15.  ,   㬠?
16.    ᯥ  ...


07 May 92

 1. FIFO - first in, f%%k on! (o ce, o  ce)

15 Jun 92

 1.   襫 ᭥  堫 ஢.




     ணࠬ⮢  ᥬ   ࠧ , 祬 
⠪  .  ⢥    㦠 ᪠  
    㬭  ,  ⮢  ࠤ   ⮣ ᠬ⢥ত
⠢  ஧ ࠡ 楫 ᫥ ஬諥.
     ᫨      ,        ணࠬ  祣  
⭮.  ⭨    뢠,   ᭮ 
    ਢ⫨  ,  㢫祭  ᢮  ࠡ⮩.  
㤭 .    祭 襣  饭  ,   
稭   ணࠬ⮬   ।    襬       "ᨤ
ணࠬ...", ..   ᯨ᮪ ࠫ     ࠢ,  
쭮  쭮 ᫥  ணࠬ.
     ᨤ      ਡ⥫   ࠪ,   ,   ண  ,
易⥫쭮    ᯮ.    "४  ⥭", 饭
१⮢ ,      ᨫ.
     ᫥  "ᨤ"  ਢ  ਨ,  騥 ᯮ㥬
ନ, ࣮ ᫮窨  䨫᪨ 楯樨.






           IBM, PC, XT, AT, PS/2  ..  

     1. ணࠬ       ⮫  ,     
⪮ ਦ   ࠢ 㪥.
     2. ணࠬ  ६  ⫠. ᫨   
室,      -   ࠡ   ணࠬ,   㣮
⫠ ,  ணࠬ  롨 ன .
     3.    襭  ணࠬ  ᫨      ⨦. 
ᯮ⢨  ணࠬ      ⮬,    -
    ணࠬ.
     4. ணࠬ ணࠬ  ᮡ⢥ ணࠬ஢.
     5. ᫨     襩  ணࠬ    ,    ࠢ,
९  .
     6.   ணࠬ,   த. ணࠬ   ⠥
祭,    ᯫ⨫.
     7.  : "       ணࠬ?" 騩
ணࠬ ⢥砥    ᯮᮡ:""  ",   
".
     8.  , ஬ ,    ﭪ 譠.
     9. 騩 ணࠬ  ⠭묨 ।⢠.  
 ணࠬ 㦥  ᠭ.
     10. 易⥫  ⢨  饣  ணࠬ: ᯥ뢠
,   㬥, ,     ᯠ. 訩  ਮ 
᭠.
     11. ଠ ⨢.
     12. 騩  ணࠬ       ⪮  㫨஢
।⠢   ணࠬ஢  . ਬ:
       -   ⫮    ⫮    ।
६.   ⪫뢠 ⮫쪮 ⢠  ࠧ祭.
       -    .
       -  ࠡ  .
       -  祣  , 祬  祣.  ..
     13. १ࢨ஢  쭥襣 ࠧ.



                         

   祬  ?    ᪠ :

        "    
         ⮬  㣮  "

       ⠪  "ᨤ"?  㪢쭮    ॢ    ﯮ᪮ - "
",   ..   ᡮ୨   ࠫ   ⠭   ﯮ᪮    ᠬ,
楯㠫쭮    ப,  祬  ﯮ᪨   ⠢. 
ਭ樯 "ᨤ" 易⥫쭮  ਮ⭮  ᠬ  易⥫쭮
  㦥 ﯮ.
      宦  㣨 ᨤ  த ⮣     "騩
ணࠬ ணࠬ  ⮫쪮   ࠭".    ᮢ⨬
 "ᨤ"  㦤, .. ᮧ⥫쭮  ᫥ ஬.

     1.  ᯮ짮    蠣  奬 .. ন᪮.
      ਣ쭮 ᪠뢠,  ४樨   
᪠⥫  ࠪ.          ਭ樯     ⠪:
"ணࠬ  㬥 ᨤ  ᯫ  24   ⪨ (  
25/23 -   ᥭ-ᥭ ॢ ᮢ);  㬥   㬠
  祬,  ஬ ணࠬ,           ⥬ 
  ESCAPE  (  ன       84  蠬)".  
⢥ ன ਭ樯,   ᢮ ࠧ⨨ 騩   ⥬
  㤤᪮ 孨 ॣ樨.
      . ⠪ ਩  ਭ樯 3.

     2. "ࠩ  ६   ᬥ. ᫨      
     ᬥ,   ᠬࠩ  㯨   , 騩  
ᬥ."
     ணࠬ ࠡ⠥  ணࠬ,    砫쭨   ࢥ
    ணࠬ  ᨫ쭮      樠쭮  砭
ࠡ    ணࠬ.  (       ,  筮,   訥
ணࠬ,    쪨.  ⭮ ᫥     ⮬,  
⮬  ᫮  ணࠬ    ᪠窮ࠧ  室    ࠧ鸞
쪨 ணࠬ  ࠧ ,  ᪮砥;  ,   
쭥襣  ᫮,  ᪠    ࠧ ணࠬ ஥⮢ 
।᪠㥬 ﭨ 襭.
     . ⠪  . "᪨ 祫-".

     3.  ५    ன    ਭ樯  ࢮ.   ᫨ 
砭 ࠡ,   ᫨   죠   ⨦     
  ணࠬ       ०  Terminate   but  Stay   Resident
(,    ᢮  ).   ணࠬ   ६
ࠡ    ணࠬ        ⤠ ணࠬ. 
뢠,   ஭ ᫨  筮  ⮫쪮 .
      , ᫨ ஭  ᫨ -⠪ ?   
७;      ࠡ  ᭥;   ,  
 ᭮    ணࠬ   ᤥ  ;  
祣    ᮧ  ⮣,  ࠡ⠥    㦥, 祬
 ;  ⮨ .

     4.    ॢ  ⠫,    ணࠬ஢  稭   
ᮢ  -奬.    뢠,    稭 ணࠬ஢
㦭      ⥫쭮  ⠯ ᮡ⢥ ࠡ  
⥪⮬ ணࠬ.
       ਭ樯  ࠡ  㡮.    , ᮡ⢥,  ᪠
᢮ ணࠬ?      ᨫ, ।  ᮢ?   ᠭ
  㦥  㣨? 㦭   㤥 - ᫥ ⮣,  
  ਬ  ⮢  ?        -  㯨, 
᫮,      ந      த?  ,    ,  ᫨ 
९ த  ᢮ ணࠬ,      ᪮쪮   㤥 
த?...
         ⢮  㣨 ᮢ      ⥪ 襩
ணࠬ.

     5.  ⮬  ६.  ⮬ ⮨  ⢮.

     6.  ணࠬ    ᢮    襩  ணࠬ,
  -  蠫  -.  騥    ᪠     
ਬ  GOTO  㦤   㯠. 騥  
 ࠧ    楤  ࠭. 騥  몥
ᥬ    ⮫쪮  ,      .  
..    ⢥, ᫨    ணࠬ    த.   
⮬   砥            ணࠬ.      ਭ樯
"ணࠬ஢ ணࠬ஢"  易⥫쭮.
     㣮  -  ணࠬ஢ ⮢ ணࠬ  த. 
⮢୮ ணࠬ   ᨢ,  ६ 筮 ⨢  .
㯠⥫  㪮  ᮢᥬ  㣨  ﬨ,  祬   
室.  㣮 ஭, ᨢ ᠭ ணࠬ  㤮 
窨  ७  ⫠,  ᮤন    ᪪  訡   筮
ࠡ⠥  . ⢥ 室 - ࠧ  ᨢ.

     7. 쪮 ⠪. ᫨    , 祬 ⨬  㣨
⢥,    ࠢ  ⢥砩       । ᯮᮡ 
뢠.

     8. , ⨢, NORTON COMMANDER  稥 १,  ࠩ
ALFA  BETA   㤠   ,       .
 - ᪨ .
      ᠥ  ,   ᠬ  ୠ , 
 ࠢ 㤭.

     9.    ਭ樯      㡮砩訬.  ,  ᪮   
⨫          ᠭ  ணࠬ,    㦥 
ᠭ.
       -饬  ⥫쭮  ⥭  㪮⢠  MS-DOS
      ࠧ஢   ⨩.

     10.    ணࠬ⮬     ணࠬ.   
⠢  ணࠬ⮬,      㬥.  ᯥ⪠  
易⥫쭠 ஢  ⮫쪮, ᪮쪮  易⥫쭮 뢠 
ᮡ⢥   ⮬設  (ᬮ       ࠭  -   㬥).
 ணࠬ஢   ᯠ.  ᫨    ணࠬ,  
砫쭨  ணࠬ⮢    ⠢     室    ࠡ   
।  ப,         ணࠬ⮢     ਮ⠥
騪 ࠧ㬨⥫ ⥪⮢.

     11.    㫠⮢ ⥮ਨ ଠ樨. 騩 ணࠬ
㬥 ᯮ짮  ᢮ ࠡ  ଠ,     
ᯮ殮              .     
ணࠬ ⠥  ⮬ ᫥   㬥     ⭮
  ᢥ  ணࠬ஢.

     12. ਩  ਭ樯  10   筮,  , 
, ⢨, ᠭ  , ⮫쪮 室,   .
ணࠬ  ,  ⮡ ࠡ,    ࠡ⠥, ⮡  .  
ࠧ㬥        ⮣,    ࠡ稬 㬥⮬
ணࠬ ,  ,    ᪮ ⢮.

     13.  ⨫  .    䠪,    業
⥬,  饩   ࠧ.





ୠ "" N 4 1992 .

   ⥫.   (.㡥)




                   ⥫!

    ᥮  ਧ த ஢  ⢥
ᥩ   ਢ    뢠  客  ꥬ  ᮢ᪮
祫 - 筮 ந⥫ ᢥ⫮ 饣.  , ᫥
ᢥথ  㯥  䥮,    ࠭    ࠤ 
뢠  㧨  뢠    騩 ࠫ
஢  .   "      பନ!"  -   ࠤ⭮
᪫ ᨬ.   ,  ⮢,  ࠢ쭮.  H ⮩
⭮    碥       梥⮬   梥   ஢
।⠢⥫     ᮢ-쪮᪮    ⮫    ஧
ਥ樨.
    H 室 !    㡨 ᨨ,
ன  ஭    ᫮,        ,
!  쪮    ᢥ   ७ !   
᪠ ⮢  ,     ᮭ
横:   ",  窨  襢!".   ⢮ 
த ,    ࠧ⥫쭠 ⥯ ࣠筮 ᫨ﭨ
䮫쪫,    ⠬   ᪠筮,       㡮   孨᪮
ଠ樥.
     ⮬ । ਢ   
  ⢥  ஧  ,      㣠 業⥫
⠪  (  ,  ᪮,        ᮢᥬ
୮) ,  ।⠢ ᢮ ࠭ ந "
  ⥫".
          ६,  ᮧ,   襤  ।,
ᨬ  뫠  襢 . ஬ ⮣, ᪮
 ୠ 饭  ୮ ⥬⨪,    ,
ᥫ᪨,  ⠥   ⥫ ⠪ ਭ  !

                        *  *  *

    ᫮  ,  ⠫ ।
 ᨪ.

                        *  *  *

  - ࠢ ⮢  , - ந ,
ᬠਢ 室饣  ⮢ .
  - H 2.7 , - ।  H⮭.
  -     ᥣ 㤥 , H⮭? - ᨫ
.
  - , - ⢥砫  H⮭, -  㤫.

                        *  *  *

       ⥬ ᪥  
ᯮ冷 , 祣  ࠤ. ࠧ  襫 
 . ᠤ   ⮢  
᮪ ᫮,     祫:
  -  ⥯, - , - ᪠: "ଠ ---:".

                        *  *  *

  -   㬠, H⮭,   㤥  ᫥饩 ? -
⠪ 訢   H⮭.
  - , - ⢥⨫  H⮭,  
஫--...

                        *  *  *

  - H    ࢮ ᨨ , ⮢ ? -
訢  ⮢  .
  - H, -  , -   ⮫쪮  ⠫, -  :
", , . ,  誠 ஢..."

                        *  *  *

   - ,  H⮭  ⮢  , 
   뭤. ", - . - H, .  
  ᨤ 㤥". H  ⠪ 祣   ⢥⨫.
 ⮢   ᯫ  吝 㣠. "室,
室, - ᪠, - 窠 襢".

                        *  *  *

  ᨫ -  ⮢  : "   ,
⮢  ,  뭤㧠 ⠪  ?". "蠬 
 ,  ⢥⨫ , , 㬠, , - 
窨  襢".

                        *  *  *

  "ᯮ, - ᮮ騫  H⮭   ⮢
 , -  ந諠  䨪. 
ᥬ ᢮ ᪨ ". ⠫  㬠. H, 
H⮭ ࠧ  稪 ,  ⠪ ஬
 ⠢.   ⮢    ᪮  
ࠢ. ⥫ 뫮    , 
ࠧ : "窨, - , - 襢! 襩 ࠧ!".

                        *  *  *

  - 㤠 죨 ? - 㡮 ᨫ  H⮭ .
  - , ꥫ...

                        *  *  *

    ⮢   室 ᢥ⫥.  ⨢
⭮  뭤㧠,  ᮢ ⫨:
  -  稫 , 誠?
  -   ࠫ, - ᪠  뭤  .
  -   , - ࠤ⭮ ⢮ ⮢ 
, -   窨 襢!
     ᥫ 襢.

                        *  *  *

  쪮 ᮡࠫ , ⮢    
H⮭  ,      砫.
  - There isn't enouth room! - 砫  H⮭, 㢨
   㪮  뭤㧠.

                        *  *  *

( ᠭ  ⢥ ⮢  )
  堫 - ⮢    ਪ,  ⠬  ᨫ
 ଠ -.

                        *  *  *

  - ࠢ,   ⤠  뭤? - 訢
 H⮭  ⮢  .
  - , - ⢥⨫ , -     .

                        *  *  *

    ६ ⮪ᨪ.
  - 㤮, H⮭?
  - ᪭, ⮢  .
  -   .     .

                        *  *  *

  襫 -   ஢,  믠.

                        *  *  *

    H⮭ ⠢ ,   
. ?
                        *  *  *
    訫 - ⮢    ᯮ,    ॥ 
ᥫ    ⪮ ᪥,   ⤥쭮 ⠫. H  
 ᯮ⨫ -   襫  ࠧ  ਢ. 諮  
⭮  ⥬ ᪥ ᥫ,      .

                        *  *  *
    ⥫ -    室.   襫...

                        *  *  *
    ਫ  H⮭,   ⮢   
 ,   ஢   -    ॢ, 
H⮭ ⧮. H ⮢    ⨫ ࠫ쭮  ண
⬥   ᠬ.





                -16

 ᮢ襭 ᯮ...
ᠭ ⭮ ...
᫠ 㪨... ... 㫮...
᫠ ...  ᮢᥬ ᫠...
᫥ ᠭ  饭 ன...
    樮 ⥬...
  ... 㪨... 㫮...
᫥ ᠭ  饭 ன...
ᠭ ⭮ ...
 ࠢ ࠡ  -16...
 ᠭ ᯮᮡ ॣ  ⮣ ७஢...
⮣ ७஢ ⢮୮    ࢭ ⥬...
 ᮢ襭 ᯮ...
  ⢫ ...
 ⢫ ᫨  ࠡ -    ⠪  ࠡ...
 宦  ࠡ  㦥  ﭨ  ...
饭 ᠭ ⥯ 室...
  ⠥ 饭 ࠡ ...
  ப   ...
  ᪢箪  設 ...
  ⥫ ஡ ஦...
  ⮢   ᥪ㭤 ஡  , ⮡ 
ࢠ,  , 墠  ...
   ᦠ 㦨...
...  !!!


                            

     ਡ  .   ⮢ ணࠬ  த?
   ணࠬ  ࠭, 2-3 䮪 ࠧ 
㫨,    5  ஢  .     2-3   ணࠬ   
ᥬ,  ⯥.  ᫥  ⮣    ⥫쭮 ६蠩 
 ய १ ࠭    ⥬  設  .
  楤  ᪮쪮  ࠧ      祧  訡.
ࠡ⠩ ।஬ 痢      .    ⨭.
᫨  㦨  訡  -  ⪫  ⨪. த㬥.
ணࠬ த ⮢  㯮ॡ.  ⢥  ਯࠢ    ⮫
४  㪮⢮ 짮⥫  ᠭ 樮
⥬.  - ணࠬ    襣 㣮饭!

                              RAL126

       諮  . , 饫.
     -    !      襣 ! - 砫 䠩,  
  楤ன 㯫⭥.
     RAL126  ⠢  ᯮ.    ,   ।   ᢮
     稫,  ⠭  ᢮  .  ⭥,
㤠, ஢, 뫪 -    ⥬!
      ⥬ ⠭ 뫠 ᯮ.
     ᪮஫쭮  楤  㤠  㯫⭥ 뢠 ᥮騩
, ਫ    䠩,   . 
  ࠧ  ,      ⥬  ᥡ. ⪨
ࠧ  稭  ᫥⢨ ਢ      த  ᠬ
⥬.
      ࠧ.
      ,  ⥬ -   祬 誠  - 㪠 
    譨  稭.  㣨  ⢥ত,  
  ⥬  ᫥  ᪠      ᮡ⢥ , 
।⮨ ,  ਠ 諨  ,  ⠨    ⮬,  
稭  室  㡦,    ,     ꥪ⨢ 
ꥪ⨢ .
      室 ᨨ ନ஢  뫮 ⮢, 
  ⥬      ᮡ⢥묨         ⠢   
᪨  設 ⢮   ࢨ筮 ᪠.  ⢥
ਠ 㫨஢ ⨥  ᪥ ⥬...
      設 ६,  﫨.
     ਠ ⠨  ⮬,   ⥬  ⢮  ᥣ,
  筠,   ⢥ত,  ⥬  砫  ,
  ⢮  ࢮ;    ⥧   砫      襥
࠭,     ᬥ  㦥 諨 , ,
 ᠬ ࢮ   ⢥!
       ᥡ  ᪥, RAL126 ᬥ.
     ", 䠩, ࠭⥫ ଠ樨, -    ᠥ.   
⥬ 㤥 ᨤ,  ᨤ!"
        ६ 稪  㦥  ப     ।
 .  ᫥ ᥪ㭤 設 ...


                           , ...

     ...⠭  ᮭ쭮            ࠧ㬥
뤥 ᮭ쭮 ணࠬ.
     ...ᯮ짮   ᪮      ⢥       ⮫
樮쭮 - ࠧࠦ饩 樨 ன⢠.
     ...६  ⨥  -        
   १, 祬 ⨥ -.
     ...ॡ   ࣨ    ப஬        梥
⥫஬  ࠧ砥 ⥫쭮,  짠  ᫥  ६
࠭樨 ᯮ⨢ ணࠬ ਬ .
     ...,  ⠢  㣮,   ᥣ  ᥡ
.
     ...頥   짮   ᯨਭ,     ७쥬  
筨  ᭨ ⥬ ॣॢ襣 .


                               

     "...          ᪮७  ⠢   ய୮
  ()  ᮮ頥,    ய  㦥  㦥   
稪 ⮢୮ ମ  15278..."


                               

     -          ࠧ
㤨.
     - 筮 㯫  ᮡ࠭ ணࠬ  .
     - ய  室  , 襤襣  ᨬ  ⫠ 
ਫ筮 ࠦ.
     - : 60 . ᯥ⠭ ⨭ ᡥॣ  ॢ.
     -   ॢ  ᫮६  ࠭, ,   .
     -  ணࠬ   ...
     - ਣ -ணࠬ   몠    .
     - "ᥣ   த ᢥ ணࠬ த!"
                                                   ""

     -  -⠪,   ⥬ ᫥   ௫?
     - "-,   뫨 訬..."
     -  訥 ⥣ࠫ 奬 - ᠬ 訥  !
     -  ⥬, ᬮ -  樮  !
     -  ꥪ⨢  ꥪ⭮ .
     - ⥣᪨ 頥  㯥ࢨ  䥩!
     - ,   ᪮ த.
     -  -⠪, ⮨    ?
     - 祬     ⬨᪨ 몮?
     -  ⮨      ணࠬ,  ᫨  ࠭  ,    
  筥   ?
     -      ਠ쭮   ᯥ樠, ᫨   ⠪ 
 ணࠬ஢.
     -  騥  让      ७  誮 ஢, ᪮॥
매ࠢ:  祭 㦭!
     - 쭠 祡 楫 ࠢ뢠 㡮 ணࠬ ।⢠.
     -  -  ॢ稪  ᪮ 몠  祫᪨.
     -   ᯫ  .
     - 䮪 - .
     -  ணࠬ  뤠 ,   㦨.
     -   뢮,  ⢥  .
     -  㦮   ᢮ ࠭஬  室.
     - ᨢ  ਯ -   㤥.
     - ணࠬ 横  ᯮ.
     - 祩  ०.
     -    祩 - ணࠬ  .
     -   ணࠬ, ⠪  .
     - ⮫ 稪 ᫥ ணࠬ.
     - ୮     .

                               

     "   ணࠬ஢!"
     "ணࠬ  ।樥..."
     "  쥩 ..."
     "  ࠢ  ணࠬ ..."
     " ணࠬ..."





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  From: Leonid Smetanin                               Msg Num:   197 of   200
    To: All                                          Date: 29 Mar 93  20:23:00
  Subj: Dark Tales I
  Attr:                                                               Read: N
  Conf: SU.HUMOR
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                 P   H         P  

                   ( D A R K   T A L E S )

   쭠   p, , p  訬
  砫.
   !!! p p⥭  㡥   稨 p  !!!

                       
                                   
                                   
                                   
                             

    p   ᯮ⥫:
讯 ᨤ稩.
讯 稩.
讯 稩.
讯 p稩 ( ,   p p,   p㣨 ,
 襭. p ᨤ祣, 祣  祣).
讯  뫪.
讯 몭 ( 設⢥ 砥, p, ⢥,
p 㫪, ⮯  pᥭ 樨p  讯
 뫪.  p  (. ) -   뫪).
H砫쭨.
p稥 (p p /.. / pᮭ, p p-
  p  ⢮ p  /.. / 
  讯.  砫쭨  p  p).

                       P
   (p p / ᢮-!!/ p訫  -
        p祬 㤠, 㤠  㦥  )

:  p襭 ﭪ- ᨤ 讯.   .
P冷 - -386, 騩  p設 ⮫, ᥫ, ᥫ
( p,    ;  p   - ⠫ pp
 ᫮ p譥 뫨).  p祩  - , p,
쭠 , p, 砫쭨  ⥫쭠   ⠭p⭮
㯠 (0,5 ., - "p⠫").   - ,  ( ..
p᪨)  p p p쥢  p.

讯 (p稢  砫쭨): p p饥 p⨥
   㭨権 ᤥ   ᥪ㭤 ⮬ .
  p⥫쭮 襣   ⮣   㦭 p㤠
 p  p業⮢.  裡  ⨬ p   .

H砫쭨:   祬 -?

讯: ⥬  p᭥  ᮧ,   p 㪢
"p"!! 뢠, 筮     ⨭ ""!!
 쭮 p!

H砫쭨 (㤮p p뢠   㫨 pᯥ⨢ 
孨᪮ p樨 p):  p ⥡  5 p  . ⮣,
㢥祭 ⮡ HP LaserJet IV  㯨  p p  p.
 ᫨   頭  ,  ᪮  .

讯 (⠢  p ⭮ ᯨᠭ p䠬  
p  砫쭨):  ⮢. .  ᬮp.

H砫쭨 ( p  p  p ):   祬
 ᠭ?

讯: H 䨭᪮ 㬠.

H砫쭨:  ⥫ p -   몥?

讯: H 䮪p.

H砫쭨 뭨  誠 䮪p-p᪨/p᪮-䮪p᪨
᫮p-pp  㤮p 砥 ᮤp , p⠢
 p   ⪨  .

H砫쭨 (饭 ᬮp):  ⢮  p  p
ᠭ ⮡ p   Windows NT !

讯:  ᥩ -p ᮡp   p,   p⠫
 ⮫쪮  "p",    286- 設.

Pp  pp 뢭묨 . H p ᢥ⨫
⠢:

          *********************

             p  --

          P⠥ 48  ᮢ  
          ⪨   24- ᮢ
          pp뢮   pp
                pp
          *********************

-  ᥤ p 砫  讯 klubnika.arj. p
᪮쪮 ᮢ 讯᪨ p p p ⠬
⥫  p᪨ 뤥p  "  ᭮ 
p ".
H砫쭨, ⠩ 訩 p p-䮢 p pp.
⮢  pp p㪨 쭮 ⨫. H  ᯮ,
    , 訩 㦨  ᥬ ⥩. p 㪭
㦥 4 ,   稫   p TETRIS.
  ⠢ ᯥ ⪨ 易  ᢮ , 
⥫䮭 p ⪥  ﭭ 㧨.
 ᮤp 砫쭨 ᯮ ᫠  p 
ᥤ ⤥.  ᪮砫  饭  設 ᫥ ᯥ
 ⮪ p p  p HeroQuest'. p
뫠 ⥬  ,  p誠 뫠  (  䮬)
  ⮣,   ᠬ  p訢  p.
H     ⭮.   廊, 祬 
讯 ...

讯 ( ):  p p,  ⮩ "㡭窥" ᠭ,
 ⮢ 砩. -  p   宬.

H砫쭨:   -p  ⨫쭨.

讯: pp   ᪠p.

H砫쭨: H.  p    p㬠.  p롪 
ᢥ p.

讯:    pאַ  p㬥.  p᫥, p,
砥 p室  砩.

H砫쭨:   祬 ⮣  p 㤥?

p ⠢ 讯  㯨.  ⠬   ᤥ
᪮쪮 蠣   ᭮  ᢮ p᫥.
H  㡮p ⢫   p.
 p묨 ⨭ p騥  p騥 p롭 p 
ᥬ 襫,  p  뫪     p.
  ⮫  㤨 㤠 襫   ,
p ᦨ   p㪠 竨 騪.
 墠⨢  묨 栬, 㡮p 㤠.
p p   ⠫   , p p
p窥 pp.
H砫쭨, ⢮  䨧᪨  㤠 
㠫. p  㬥, ᨤ  㭨pᠫ쭮 ⠧, pp p
 p  p,    p p ⮯  p
pᮢ...

                  ... TO BE CONTINUED ...
      (When I got enough time, inspiration and more beer)

(p) PubliShit by Oleg BocharoFF
(c) F5-right by himself
(a) All lefts preserved

23 March 1993

All questions and money please send to
Leo's BBS (Moscow) for Oleg Bocharov.
...  , ,  
-!- GEcho 1.00
 ! Origin: EAGLE BBS (095-353-8768) (2:5020/112.10)

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  From: Leonid Smetanin                               Msg Num:   196 of   200
    To: All                                          Date: 29 Mar 93  20:16:00
  Subj: Dark Tales I.2
  Attr:                                                               Read: N
  Conf: SU.HUMOR
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                 P   H         P  

                   ( D A R K   T A L E S )

                       P (p)

ᯮ짮 ⢨ 砫쭨, 讯 ᥫ   設 
p ᠭ 쭮   p 㯮  "Dark Tales"
("p p"). p p p,  (PC-) pp
p  p뫠 p⥫묨 ⭠.

讯 (p ᥡ): H p.  !

    䫮  ᬮp  . 譥 ᫨
p  ⪨ ᨬ⮬.

讯 (p 設):    P!!

讯  p㡪    p. ᫥ 祣  
᪮ 砩    p ⠫ 設 﫮. ⥬ 
⠫  p.   , ⥫  室
p,  ,  p쪮 p  Space Quest V.

p뢠 p. 室 p.    ( ).
 ⠪     . H    - "p".

p (p뢠 砪):  쭮?

讯 (⣨ p襪 﫠  몠 楬  ᯮ⥢ p):
!

p: ? H ??

讯: H ⮫쪮  ,    ᥥ   .  p直 ᠬ
몮p .

p:   !     !!  , ⮡ ⥡
孨 﫠.

p 砫 뤥뢠 p㪠    ᥩ (PC-) -
 p  pᮬ ,  Hppᮬ, 堬  
 㬠.

設 ᯮ⥫  . p ⠫  p.
p 墠⨫ ⥬   誨p   ᥩ  p 
⥭. P   믠 ᪮.  pᨫ 
 p⠫쭠  砫쭨  p .   ᯥ
㢥p  饩 p p奬   騪.
 㤠p  設 諠   ⥭, p믠 
.   p㯭 ⭠.

p ( pᯫ⠭   樥): ᥩ   
  p.

᫥   p᮪. ᥢ訩  ⥭ 嬥p p᪨
 "USER-p" 쭮 ᨫ,  ᨤ騩  㠫 砫쭨
p p  p ⮯  pᥭ.
⮯, p ᫮ pp, ᡨ 묨 ⮪,
ᮧ묨 p㣠 砫쭨,   ᫨ 箪.
p맪  砫쭨    .  p 뫠 祭.
  ⮩ ⮯, ⮯ 砫쭨  p  p  .
H  p p 뫠 ᮡ 殮 - 砫쭨 - p
 TETRIS pp ᫮ 窮. H ⠡ p⮢, p
譥 ⢨  ⠭  .
H砫쭨  ⪨ .      ﭨ,  
饭, 訥    ᫥ p ᥪ㭤.
 p ⠢ ⮫ p  讯.  㣠 p
 㦠 pᨫ   p, ⮫   p-p㣠 
p . p  室 p  .

p (,    p ⣮᪨   
筥 ):  H,   !!  ⢥ ⮤, ᭮
 p楯p ⨡᪮ 樭    ᡮ. P -⮫쪮
⥬.

p p   ᮡp 㤠,  ⮫  p 
砫쭨.
 栬 p 砫쭨 ,  -  ⠪. 
騥     㦨 ᢥ ⢥p
 . H p  p⮩  p  ᦠ  p譮
p⢨.

H砫쭨 (墠  p): , !

p (pp뢠  p⨪  p㤨):  !

讯:   㤥!

H砫쭨 (p ᪮): p   ⮬ ⮦ 㡥.

讯 宭 ⠫ p뢠  㬥, ᪮쪮 뭥   
p⮨ p   ᯫ⭮.
,  p p㣠⥫⢮  孨  pᯫ稢
   騥,  㦥 p    㪨.


                  ... TO BE CONTINUED ...
      (When I got enough time, inspiration and more beer)

(p) PubliShit by Oleg BocharoFF
(c) MoveRight by himself
(a) All middles preserved

23 March 1993

All questions and money please send to
Leo's BBS (Moscow) for Oleg Bocharov.
...  , ,  
-!- GEcho 1.00
 ! Origin: EAGLE BBS (095-353-8768) (2:5020/112.10)





                ᭮ ⫨ 饣 ணࠬ.
               -------------------------------------------

        騩 ணࠬ  ,  㦭 짮⥫.

        騩 ணࠬ    㪮⢮  ࠡ 
        ணࠬ - 짮⥫      ⮫쪮    ᢮
           ᠬ   ணࠬ ,  ᬮ.

        騩 ணࠬ    ਥ  ᢮
        ணࠬ.   ⠥,   ᫨ ணࠬ  㤭  ,
                .

        騩 ணࠬ    㬥    ணࠬ,
        ..  㦭  ⥬,  ᯮᮡ  ணࠬ 
        ⨭  䮫.

        騩 ணࠬ    ਪ ணࠬ,  
        ਪ ணࠬ  ᫠ ,  ᯮᮡ 
        ⥬ ணࠬ஢.

        饣 ணࠬ 㤭 ⠢ ࠡ.  ᫨ 
        ࠥ  ,  ஢     30 ᮢ 
        뢠.

        騩 ணࠬ     ࠡ⠥  9   5 .
        ᫨   㢨  饣 ணࠬ   ஬  ᫥
        9 ᮢ  -     ᯠ  .

        騩 ணࠬ       ,   
        ⥫  ਪ ணࠬ.

        騩 ணࠬ          ,  
           祭 த楢  稢 .

        騩 ணࠬ      .  ⢨⥫쭮 ,
        㤭  ணࠬ,   ᫥ 12 , 饣
         .

        騩 ணࠬ     PL/I,    PL/I  - 
         ,   蠥     .

        騩 ணࠬ     APL.  ࠪ 
         APL.

        騩 ணࠬ       ,  , .
        ண ஫ ⨯   몠     
        ᫠ .

        騩  ணࠬ  ⠥ ,   ୮  ணࠬ஢
         -  㭨᪨ .

        騩 ணࠬ      ࠥ   ⥭   㣨
        ᯮ⨢ , ॡ騥 ᬥ .    쯨
           ⨭ ⮫쪮 ⮣,   ᢠ אַ 
        設 .

        騩 ணࠬ     䨪 ࠡ,
         ,   㦭 ⮫쪮  .  饬
        ணࠬ  ࠢ   ঠ ᢮   .

        騩 ணࠬ 㬠 ,  ࠥ  ADVENTURE.

        騩 ணࠬ  ᫠ ⠢ CP/M  ࠡ 
        IBM/370  MVS  ZX81s.

        饬 ணࠬ        ⥬,
           頥    ᮮ饭  ⪫砥
        .

        騩 ணࠬ    १ࢭ .

        騩 ணࠬ      ⠭  室
        ⥪⮢ ᫥ 砩 ࠭ -  ࠢ -
        ਤ ९뢠 .

        騩 ணࠬ   ஢ ᢮ ணࠬ, ⠪
        㯠 ⮫쪮 㢥७  ᥡ .

        ணࠬ 饣 ணࠬ ᥣ ४ᨢ   ᪠
         ० 㯥ࢨ,    ணࠬ 饣 ணࠬ.


                筨                        : Softpanorama v.36
                 ॢ  ࠭  : .





                 +---------------------+                            頥
                 |   砩 |                             
                 |     ਪ祭     |                             ⮢,
                 |  ਫ - 堪.  |                            ਫ
                 +---------------------+                            ப...

   ,  ப ⥬⨪, ਫ  ᬮ 㬭 200  400 - १
ॢᨫ 65535.   : "९!"

   , ਫ ண㫨  ௨筮 ⥭.   -  
  줮. "騪!" - ᯥ 㬠 ਫ.

   ,  ਫ 뫮 6 ,     ᮡ  ࠡ.  
ᠤ    -   Goody.  ਫ ࠫ,  ࠧࠫ
 -    設,     ࠫ  ⮣.

   , ਫ 3   । ᢥ஬ -    ,  ⠬
 :  Hercules' - 2 梥,  CGA - 4,  EGA - 16,  VGA -256, 
XGA - 65535,  3- -     !

     ,   ਫ,   મ?  ॢ稢 
㣮 ஭ - ⨫஬  ᥡ.

      ,   ਫ,   宫?  몫砥 AT-486 
砥 -1840. १ 5   ॢ,  窠.

    ,  ப 䨧, ਫ 稫 ᪮  . "訡
⨯!" - 㬠 .

    , ਫ ਣ. "ଠ஢!" - 㬠 .

    , ਫ 㢨,      ௨. "宦 
!" - ᯥ 㬠 .

    , ਫ   夥 ਫ . "祬  !?" - 㤨-
 ਫ.  ⢥⨫ ᮬ: "   ᠬ ᨫ '' !?".

      ,   ਫ  "",  ᭨ 㡪?
"Connect 2400!"

      ,  ਫ ࠥ ⥫䮭 ? 砫  ⠥
 ATDP,    ,   ,    1  7, 2
 8,  3  9.   ⮬ ࠥ 祭  -  ᫥,   -
.

      ,  ਫ ?  窨 - ᫥ ࠢ,   -
ࠢ ,  ਭ.

    , ਫ    ⭮ 設.    
, 祬,    "", ᫥  ᨬ  -
.

    ,   㡪 ࠧ ⪨, 㤪 ਫ  ᪠ ESC
 ⥫䮭.   殢   襫 -  .

    ਫ 㢠 ஢ ⮫쪮 쪮  ⮯ਪ.

    , ਫ ᫠  ஬.  ,  ⥪, ⠫  
BorLand.  ᭠砫 祣  﫨.  ⮨ 訫 -   -  ࣠-
  ᪨.

    , ਫ  ମ.   㬠,    ମ -
ࠡ稩  ﭮ. ⮬ 訫 - ࠡ稩,  ୮ ⥬ ࠢ-
.

      , 祬 ⥫ ஢ ࠡ ਫ  ⥬⨪ ࠧ
, 祬  㣨?   ᭮,  祬  ᮪頥 㫨.

      , 祬 ਫ, । ⥬,   த, ⥫쭮 -
ਢ ? ,      ,   ந諮 -
-.  ᫮ ⮣   ⬠ᮢ   㡠.

    ,  ਫ  㢨  ,  㤨,  
  .  ⮬ ,  祧, 祬-   ᢮ 梥,  
Norton Commander'.

    , ਫ 襫  㫨  㢨  䠫 - ஭ .
"᪥!" - ࠤ 㬠 ,   .    嫥-
 㬠. "!" - 㬠 ਫ ,     , ᨫ
. (     뢠 ᪮쪮 ⥭ ).

     , ਫ ᨫ ਭ .  ਭ  5,    -
 ᪥ ,  "Screem Tracker'".

     , ਫ 砩 ⠢ ᪥  饫   ᪮.
  ॢ   ଠ誠      砫 
,  ᪥  뢠.

       , 祬 ਫ  ५ ⮫쪮  ॢ좥?  ᪠-
  訬 楬,   ⨪.

       ,   ਫ,  ᪥ ⮫쪮 ,  
 ଠ  ?   ᪮,   ⮪ ... -
  -  ⮬,    ⪮.

     , ਫ   ᬮ५  ᢮ ᭨,  
    㬥,  256   㤥 65536. "  
⥬᪨ ᮯ !" - 㬠 .

     ,   ப ਨ ᭨ ਫ ᪠,  
᪠ 樠᪠  ந諠  1918 , ਫ 㬠:
"  訡 ⭮ !"

     ,  ப ⥬⨪, ਫ  㬬 ᪮筮 室饣-
 鸞. ⠫, ᬮ५  ⢥ -  ᮢ. "訡 ஫쭮 㬬!" -
㬠 ਫ.  ⠫  稫 ⠪  १.    ࠧ
ᬮ५ ᫮  ,    ࠢ쭮 ᯨᠫ. "訡 ⥭" - -
諮  ਫ.   砫  ,     稫 -
ࠤ. "訡 ९!" - 訫 ਫ   ⠫   -  訫,
 襭  訡 ९ 㤥  筮.

     , ਫ ,  堪 ᨫ "" Arcanoid.  ᤥ
 -  ⥭  Arcanoid' ⠫ "묨" -  ᮢ   騭.

       ,  ਫ ⫨砥 ᪥ High Density  Double  Single
Density?    ᠬ ⭮  ᯨ - ⮡  ᠫ
,  ⮬ ᬮ  㣮 ஭. ᫨ ᢥ稢 -  High Density.

     ,  ਫ ᨫ,  ࠡ⠥ .  ⢥⨫: "
. IBM -- ,  -- --㬬-১-,   --   ࠡ-
⠥ -  ६ ᭥."

       ,  ਫ ⮣?  ⠢  뤥প, -
 "", ⥬ ஢ ꥪ⨢  ᭨ ꥪ -  ᪠஬,
⮬ ᪠ ⢮  稭 ᪠  ⮠ ࠭ -- ᬮ,
 稫.

      ਫ 訫 ᤥ ⨢ ⨢  ᮢ  ᤥ! -
, 襫 -   ⮪  ⥬ன  300 ࠤᮢ .

       ,  ਫ ࠥ  ? ! ( אַ ᫥.)
祬 ⮫쪮   ᮬ -   Arcade Voleyball.

       ,  ਫ 뢠 ?  ⠥    
  "Open Door"   ⮬ 㤨, 祬   뢠.

       ,  ਫ 뢠    ? 奬 -
 .

     ,  ਫ 蠫 䮭,   ⠫ "" .
ਫ    몠  ।  -  ᪠ Reset'.

     , ਫ ᭨ .  ⠪  ⥫ 믠,  
 ࣨ᪨ ᮭ.

     , ਫ  ਫ ᨫ   祬, ⮡   ᯠ-
 ,  ⢥⨫: "-e - Extract".

       , 祬 ਫ   ? ᪥ 3.5   ,
祬 5.25.

       ,  ᤥ ਫ  ᪥⠬, ᫥ ⮣,  砩 -
     500 ᢥ祩?  모  ⬠ᮢ  
⠢ ᪥   ⮢ ,    ન.

     ,  ਫ  㢨 ⨭ ࠭,  㬠: "᫨
    ⠪  ,   ,     ⠪ ᮢ !"

                                                  ,
                                                 ࠤ,
                                                 ࠫ 1992.

 ਫ:
     ,  ਨ 쬠 .  ⮫쪮    ந諠
    ᠬ .  뫠    ESC  ⥫䮭 .





                                 
--------------------------------------------------------------


        ᫨ ணࠬ ਧ ,  襥, 
  ᤥ -      ᪮॥.
                "The Psychology of Computer Programming",
                ࠫ , (VAN NOSTRAND REINOLD CO., 1971).

        ஥ ६ ,    ᢥ⫮
 ணࠬ⮢,   뫮   
⮣,   ᬮ  ணࠬ...  
ਭ ⮣ 쥧...  ணࠬ  
ணࠬ.
                        ( .5 )

        E... ணࠬ,  ᫥   
ᯮ짮.
                        ( .20 )

        Tॡ  䥪⨢,      ⮩
 ணࠬ -  ࠢ,  ᪠ ஢⥫  ஬
... -,  ᫥ ⠭  祬-
  .
                        ( .22 )

        E᫨ ணࠬ ࠡ⠥  몮,  ஬ ࠧ襭
⮫쪮  ,     㦨  .
                        ( .31 )

            ࠡ   ஡ -
  ᤥ  ⨢.
                        ( .35 )

         ⥬ ࠤ  ⮣,  祬 
 ⥬  ᢮ , ⥬  짮⥫
   ⢮.
                        ( .124 )

        ...  ணࠬ   ᮮ⢥騩 ஢
த㬠  ⠭  ᨬ  楫, 
ன  ਬ.
                        ( .127 )

        ⮡ 㦨 訡, ணࠬ  
, ஬ ⠢ 㤮⢨ 室  ⠬,
, ,    ᮢ襭⢮.
                        ( .136 )

         樨 訡, , ⥫ 祫, -
騩 㯮⢮   ⠤묨 ⨭⠬ .
                        ( .136 )

        ᫨ 宩 ࠡ⭨  ᢮ 㬥, -
訩 ࠡ⭨  娥 㬥.   㤠
ࠡ祣  ⥫쭮 ⥯ ।  㬥-
.
                        ( .203 )

          ६᫥,  ६  設 ᢮-
 ᨨ,  ਬ  㬥⮢;    -
⥫,  業 ⢮ ࠡ,  㤥 訢
६᫥ ਭ .
                        ( .204 )

        㣮 䥪 (⢨ ⭮ ) -  -
,   뢠,   몥 ணࠬ஢
 ᪨    ࠭  㬠.    ணࠬ-
᪮ ਨ   ᪠,   筮 -
⢮ ﯮ.
                        ( .207 )

        "ணࠬ஢" -   "" -  ᫮,
  뢠 ᪮筮 ⢮ ⨩.
                        ( .121 )

        祭   뢠 ᮢ. ⢮ 
᢮ ࠢ  ⢮.
                        (졥 ⥩)

        ...    ⥬ ... 짮⥫
 㡥 ᢮ ணࠬ    ਮ, 
 襩 ४祭 ॣ஢   ६,   ࠧ-
.
                        ( . .209 )

        樠 - 祫,    訡,
㪫   쭮 㦤.
                        (  )

         த ணࠬ஢  ,   ᮮ⭮-
  "ࠧࠬ" ᠬ 訡  ஡,  
.
                        ( . .247 )

         ணࠬ 뢠 㤭  ᪥
訡,  ,     ⠬,  ᫥.
                        ( . .251 )

        㬥 - ஢ ᫮  ணࠬ஢...
㪮⥫ ,   襥 ।⢮,  ணࠬ-
 ⠪  .
                        ( .262 )

         祫 筮 㦥   10% ᢮
魮; ⠫쭮 १  樮 ⥬.
                        (  )

         ⮨  ண  , , ⠢襩 
 ॢ樨, ᮢ襭 ᫨⥫쭮 設. 
 ண,    롮  -  ⮬  ᢮
  ⥬  ࠭, 祬  ,  㣮  
ॢ ,  -  . , 
⤥ ᨫ  ᪠  १,    
 ⠢ ⮪,   १ 猪 -
 ࠭.
                        ( . .279 )

        ஥ (OS/360)  祭  , ⥬
ॡ 襣 ꥬ , 祬 ஢, 
⥫쭮 ॢᨫ ।⥫ 業,  ⥬ 砫
ࠡ  ᫥ ⮫쪮 ᫥ ᮧ ᪮쪨
ਠ⮢, ᫥  .
                        "᪨ 祫-", ।ਪ
                        -.,.8 (., "㪠", 1979).

        ࠡ   -  .
                        ᪠ ᫮.

        ⫨ ஡ (뢠  ࠧࠡ⪨ ⥬)
뢠 ᥮饥 㬫,  ࠧ   த
.
                        ( , .10 )

        ᫨⥫쭠 設  ⥫쭮 ᨫ -
ठ  몠쭮 ⮬,   ᪮
襭.
                        ( . , .13 )

        ணࠬ,  , ࠡ⠥  ᪫⥫쭮
.
                        ( ., .13 )

         ⠥   ,   ࠭
ᯫ , 뢠 ꥪ,   뫮  
   ... () ᫨   ᨬ,  ஡
 ᪮ 㫥  室 ண  ᢮ ,
襡⢮  ࠡ⠥.
                        ( ., .14 )

        ...    ⢮᪮ ⥫쭮 ଠ
ꥬ ࠢ   ᮣ  ⢥⢥.
                        ( ., .14 )

        뤠   -  㤮⢨; ᪠
᢮ 쪨 訡 -   ࠡ.
                        (  )

         ⮫쪮 ஥ ⥫쭮 ਭ,  ⠭
ॢ訬  ᫥ ᢮ 楯権.
                        ( ., .15 )

          ॡ ६. ᫨  ⮢ -
,  㦨  ࠧ ,    襥
㤮⢨.
                        (  ࠭ "㠭",
                                 ૥ )

         ணࠬ - ⨬.
                        ( ., .17 )

          ࠧ ணࠬ 易⥫쭮 ன.
                        (  )

         ⮫쪮  襫 ᫥ 訡.
                        (  )

        让 ணࠬ᪨ ஥ ...   ᥡ
 ⤥ ,      
砭 㣮 . ⭮ ⮣,    㤥
 ଠ쭮, ⠭ 祧 .
                        ( ., .19 )

        ⮨ ஥ ⢨⥫쭮   ᫠ 
 ᫠ 楢,   ᯥ譮 - . ⥫쭮,
祫-   ७ ꥬ ࠡ 
  騬  㦤 䮬.
                        ( ., .19 )

        ⮡ 뭮 ॡ, 㦭  楢, -
ᨬ  ⮣, ᪮쪮 騭 㤥  ⮬ ਢ祭.
                        ( ., .20 )

         ,   㦥 ࠡ⠥,  ꥤ 
⥬ -   ⠫ ࠡ   .
                        (  ⬠ , ICL )

        ⬥⨬,  ⮩稢 㪮⥫  ।
䨪 믮 ,    ﭨ । ப
 ⢨⥫쭮 襭.
                        ( ., .23 )

        ... ᫨     ()   ⮢, 
稪  롮 -      .
                        ( ., .23 )

         : ᫨ ணࠬ᪨ ஥  㪫-
  ப,   ࠡ祩 ᨫ ⮫쪮 ন 
砭.
                        ( ., .26 )

        ... 楯㠫쭮 ⢮  ᠬ 
ᮮࠦ  ஥஢ ⥬.
                        ( ., .36 )

        ⥬ ணࠬ஢ ।祭  ⮣,
⮡  짮 ᫨⥫쭮 設.
                        ( ., .36 )

         㭪樮쭮,   ᠬ  ᥡ  ࠭-
... ᮪ ⢠ (஥).
                        ( ., .37 )

           ,   .
                        (  )

         拉   㤥 ᯮ裂: ᤥ !,
ᤥ ! -  ᮫⭮   ᤢ  .
                        ( ., " १᪮  " )

          室     ஭ࠬ:
   .
                        ( ᫮ )

          ⮬ ࠧ.  ,  㦭  - 
 ࠧ,     孨᪮ ஡,
-  ॡ, ⮡  ਭ 襭 
㧮,  ⥫䮭,  㣮 ⠪  ⮢騭.
                        (  ,
                "THE MAN WHO SOLD THE MOON" )

        ஡ -  ⮬,  ,   ࠡ⠫,   
⮬ ᫥, ⥫ ᤥ ⢨⥫쭮  ࠡ, ⮫쪮
  ⥫ ⮩ ࠡ,  ⥫  -  .
                        (  , ਬ  䨫쬠:
                        "-", " "  ..)

         砩 ᥫ - ᫨誮  , ⮡
⠢    .
                        (  , ਤ᪠
                                . )

           稭,  ன   ᫥ ⮣ -
, , ,   ਤ㬠 -.
                        (  ᮭ )

        - 訡?   訡,  ⥬ 㭪.
                        ( .   )

         "    ࠪ".
                        ( . .152 )

        㯥, 襭 ᯮᮡ ᬥ  ᮡ 
 㣨,  ᬮ  뭮 ணࠬ஢.
                        ( . .152 )

          ᥣ  ࠢ;  ணࠬ -
.
                        (  ᮭ )

        짮⥫  , 祣  ,   㢨 ,
  稫.
                        ( .  )

         ᪫  䨧 ।  設⢥ 
㤭,    ।  ਭ   ⮩  ,
 ,   म ।  㦤.
                        (  )

            믮  ࠧ, ᫨ 
室 㬥⮢.
                        ( PROCEEDINGS OF THE IEEE, 2/78, .174 )

                   뢠.
                   .
                   .
                        ( 権 )

         ⮬ ᪥  ᪠ 筮.
                        ( COMPUTERWORLD BUTTON )

           ᢮ ᪨ ணࠬ  ᥬ, 
 -  ࠭.
                        (  )

        ᯮ ਤ뢠   ࠪ -  ࠪ
⠪ .
                        ( ., DEC )

        ⨢ ᭮,  稥 訡  ணࠬ 
᪠  १ ஢, ᫨ ᮤঠ 訡
ணࠬ   ஢  믮﫠.
                        ( .㠭, "PROGRAM INSTRUMENTATION
                        SOFTWARE TESTING", COMPUTER, volume 11,
                        number 4 )

        ᫨ ⫠ -  㤠 訡,  ணࠬ-
   ᮬ  ᥭ.
                        ( . )

         㦥 諨  ﭨ,     ६,
⮡ ࠧ  ஡,  ⭨    ६???
                        (  ᮭ )

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* Forwarded by Dmitry Zavalishin (2:5020/32)
* Area : REL.HUMOR (REL.HUMOR)
* From : alex@rsb.sibch.glas.apc.org, 2:5020/32 (21 Oct 93 09:03)
* To   : All
* Subj : ...  
=============================================================================
X-RealName: Alexey Polyakov


૨ 砥   :
-   롥? - 訢 ।⠢⥫ .
- Otto, - ⢥砥 ૨.
-   ஫?
- Isaev, -  ࣭  ⢥⨫ ૨.

                        * * *

૨    ⥫७: "Hi, All"...,  ⮬ 
ࠢ  "Hi Hitler!!!"

                        * * *

૨   砫 ᥬ  . "H୮    
뫨" - 㬠 ૨.

                        * * *

૨ 뫠 ᥭ  業: "Jgznm pae,fkb 'nb velfrb".
- @#$%^! - 㣠 ૨  ४稫 ॣ  ᪨.

                        * * *

૨ ᬠਢ ஭ . H⭮ 室 .
 ૨  ࠭  ᫥  ᨬ.
"஢!!!" - 㬠 .
"UUENCODE" - 㬠 ૨.

--
, ᫨   .
-$-
  /* "Da ist der hund begraben!" */

  Alexey Polyakov, computer communication engineer.


--
 + Origin: Silent Infinity Surrounds Your Mind (2:5020/32)







       K A K O      B      P O  P A M M  C T ?


  NORMAN GRABOWSKY "WHAT KIND OF PROGRAMMER ARE YOU?"
TOT TECT PACCKAET O BAEM POPAMMPOBAH OE, EM
B CAM XOTE  HAT.


         CTOHK:  DATAMATION, MARCH, 1977

       EPEMEHHA I PECTABET COO OHOE COBO C
KCPOBAHHO TOKO. I PHMAET HAEH 1 O 2.
EC I OKAAOC PABHM 1, AMEHTE EO HA 2  HAOOPOT.

       CPABHTE BAE PEEHE C ECT PEOEHHM.
HATE OHO  HECKOKO HAOEE OXOX HA BAE 
POTATE B PAEE 'KATEOP' KPATK XAPAKTEPCTK.
B MOETE KOPOBAT HA OM KE, HO  CPABHEH
PEOTTEHEE BCEO COOBAT PL/1.


         P E  E H   .

1.           IF I='2' THEN I=1;
             ELSE I=2;

2.           IF I=2 THEN I=1;
             IF I=1 THEN I=2;

3.           IF I=1 THEN GOTO SKIP;
             I=1;
             GOTO DONE;
    SKIP:    I=2;
    DONE:

4.           J=2;
             IF I=2 THEN J=1;
             I=J;

5.           DECLARE SWITCH LABEL;
             .  .  .
             IF I=1 THEN SWITCH=ONE;
             IF I=2 THEN SWITCH=TWO;
             GOTO SWITCH;
    ONE:     I=2;
             GOTO DONE;
    TWO:     I=1;
    DONE:

6.           DECLARE ONETWO(2) FIXED BIN(31) INIT (2,1);
             .  .  .
             I=ONETWO(I);

7.           I=3-I;

8.           I=I-(I/2*2)+1;

9.           IF I=2
                   THEN DO;
                        I=1;
                   END;
                   ELSE DO;
                        I=2;
                   END;

10.          IF I=1 THEN I=2;
             IF I^=2 THEN DO;
                PUT LIST('OXOE  I - AMEHEHO HA 1');
                I=1;
                END;


             K A T E  O P   .

1. HEABH BCKHK KO IBM. HE OEE OHOO 
   ECT OKOHBX T KO HAT PAH ME
   2  '2'. BTEHO, KAK MOHO BOOE POPAMMPOBAT
   E HAH CTO HAMEHTAHO KOHE.

2. PEOABATE POPAMMPOBAH.
   TO PEEHE XE PEEO. MHOO , OHAKO,
   OAX POPAMMPOBAH CAM HACA  OTA
   XOT  OH POPAMM?

3. POPAMMCT HA FORTRAN'E, TOKO TO OKOHB KPC
   PL/1. A, CTAP COAK HE HA HOBM TKAM! TO
   PEEHE AET BEPH PETAT, HO TO BCE, TO MOHO
   PO HEO CKAAT.

4. POPAMMCT HA ACCEMEPE, POE TOT E KPC.
   TO PEEHE HE BETC H PMM H,EKTBHM.
   BOMOHO, TO PETAT OEH K PL/1. B HEM ECT
   TA PEECT, TO OHO HE COEPT CAMOMOPX
   KOOB, HO TO  PETAT BOBPATA HA EM OCE
   EH KA BCOKOO POBH.

5. CCTEMH AHATK.
   PEKPACHA CTPA  TEX, KTO MAET, TO OAH-
   HOCT CCTEMHOO AHATKA - TAKA PAPAOTKA AOPTMA
   B KOTOPO OKAETC HEKOMETEHTEH AE XOPO  OTH
   POPAMMCT.

6. COMPUTER SCIENTIST.
   HABEPHOE, TO CAMOE MHOE PEEHE.
   OHAKO TAKE "CATO-MOPTA" E KOMMEHTAPEB OKABA-
   TC BECMA HEOHTHM. CKCCTBO TPEET EPTB, A
   EPTBO ET TOT, KTO PAPAETC B TO POPAMME -
   MOET T, CAM ABTOP EPE TP MECA.

7. MATEMATK.
   OEH OXOE HA PEEE, CTO E EAHTHO, HO
   OT-TAK BCTAET POEMA: KAK E B HEM PAOPATC?

8. POPAMMCT, AOTC O CEKPETHOCT CBOE POPAMM.
   BOT PAOTA HACTOEO KOMOTOPA,  KOHEHO, HKAKX
   KOMMEHTAPEB. " MOA  PMAT  OEE ATAHH
   COCO, KAK TO CEAT,- C OPOCT CKAAA EA
   KOPOEBA".

9. CTPKTPH POPAMMCT.
   KAOM CHO, TO CE POBEEHE - CTPKTPHA PO-
   PAMMA. HOA AOTTC TOKO O TOM, CKOKO KOOHOK
   HAO OTCTT OT KPA CTA. HACTOEE CTPKTPHOE
   POPAMMPOBAHE - TO PEE BCEO TEXHKA, 
   PMEHT EE HAO C MOM.

10.XOPO POPAMMCT.
   AMETTE, TO H OHO  PEEH 1-9 HE POBEPO
   AAOH HAEH I, A TO BECMA OACHO. K HECACT,
   BAC HE CACT H CTPKTPHOCT, H AHTACTECKE
   AOPTM, H EAHTHOCT PEEH, EC BP
   OKAETC, TO I EPBOHAAHO HE O PABHO H EHE,
   H BOKE.





                        ࠢ 
                       ணࠬ⮢

     騥  ணࠬ      ᯥ樠쭮  -  짮⥫   ᠬ
ᮮࠧ   ࠢ  쬥 ,  ᬮ .
     騥 ணࠬ    ᢮  ணࠬ.    殮
  ⮬ 殮 .
     騥  ணࠬ      ਪ  ணࠬ.    
ணࠬ  . ਪ  ணࠬ஢  -      ᫠,
    ⥬ ணࠬ.
     騥  ணࠬ      quiche.      Twinkies,  and
Szechwan food.
     騥 ணࠬ        COBOL.  COBOL      
ਪ ணࠬ⮢.
     騥 ணࠬ    ணࠬ ࠢ쭮  ࢮ
ࠧ.   ᫨        設,        ࠢ
ணࠬ  30 ᮢ  .
     騥 ணࠬ    FORTRAN. FORTRAN     ७
㬠  ⨨   㤠   ⠫䨨.
     騥 ணࠬ   ࠡ  9  5. ᫨  -
  ணࠬ⮢  ࠡ⠥  9 ,   ⮫쪮  ⮬,
  ࠡ⠫  .
     騥 ணࠬ      BASIC.    饥  ६  
ணࠬ⮢,   BASIC,    12 .
     騥 ணࠬ    PL/I. PL/I    ணࠬ⮢,
     祬   ,        COBOL,      
FORTRAN.
     騥 ணࠬ    APL.  ࠪ    
APL.
     騥 ணࠬ    ⥭     -
㣨 ᯮ⮬,  ஬  ८. 쯨 -     !  
騩 ணࠬ 室  ᢮  ⨭     ࠡ,    
㤠 , , 룭  । 觠.
     騥 ணࠬ  㬥. 㬥   殢,
    ⨭  ꥪ 㫨.
     騥 ணࠬ    PASCAL,  BLISS,    ADA,  
- 㣮 筮 몥. ண ஫  ⨯      
᫠ .
     騥 ணࠬ   짮⥫,   㦭.
     騥 ணࠬ ,  ୮ ணࠬ஢ 
ந᪨ 㭨⮢.
     騥  ணࠬ      .   ஢      㤥
-砫쭨. 騥 ணࠬ  ঠ ᢮ 砫쭨  
⭮.
     騥 ணࠬ 㬠 ,    ADVENTURE.
     騥 ணࠬ ᫠ ⠭ CP/M  370  設  
MVS  ᢮ ZX81s.
     騬 ணࠬ⠬   蠥 ⥬  ᭮.  
뢠 RACF   室        ன  ⥬
᭮.
     騥 ணࠬ      室    ZAPs,  ᫥
ᥣ,   㤥  ணࠬ ᭮.
     騥 ணࠬ  . ஢       
᫠묨 ࢠ  㢥७  ᥡ.
     ணࠬ  ணࠬ⮢ ᥣ ४ᨢ   ᪠  
  㯥ࢨ,    ணࠬ஢    ⠢  饣
㤮⢨.
     騥 ணࠬ    १ࢭ .




  ᮯ () 1991  ࠭ & 㭮 
 ஢ ॢ () 1993 The Miracle Express
 ᫥ । (C) 1993 Eugen Savchenko

   ⮢ ᪫⥫쭮    ࠧ⥫  ᮮࠦ  
  易 뢠 ᯮᮡ  祫    ᮯ.  楯
஥  ᭮   ୮, ࠬ ண   
,     .


᫥ ⥣ਨ   ࠭ 窮:

-51 to 50     !... H     :  ECHO Y | FORMAT C:
 50 to 100      ᮯ...  ,  ﭭ    ⠭!
100 to 125     ᮯ!    .
125 to 140       堡?  , ⥭쪠, .
140 to 160    訩 ᮯ - ,    ࠡ!
160 to 180    ᮯ /  -   襣 ᮯ!
180 to 200    ᮯ /  -  砩  ZC?
200 to 300     砩  ࠡ⠫   ਨ  H  9-
              ⠦  60- ?
300 to 330     ...     㥬!
330 to 400     $^%$%#!




 

Q#  Pts

1   1    ?
    1   ..   襪  ⪨?
    1   ..  쬨 襪  ⪨?
    4   .. אַ  䥩?

2   1   ਫ      䥩   ᥡ 筮?

3   1   ॥     ப䥢થ?
    1   ..  ࠤ?
    4   ..  ⥬ ?

4   1   ?

5   1       窨  ?
    1   ..   祪?
    2   .. ⮫쪮,    쭨  ઠ  ?

6   1      - ।  祪 ᨣ ?
    2   ..   ᪠?
    3   ..  ?

7   1         ᢮ ?

8   1     㣨 ᮯ ᮬ?
    1   ..  祬  ६?
    2   ..  祬 ६ ६?

** ਬ砭 ॢ稪: ⠪ , ⮡  ᪮쪨  -
** ६  ⥫䮭    ...

9   1     300  㬥?
    1   .. 1200 ?
    3   .. 2400 ?
    6   .. 9600/ARQ?
    10  ..  㭫 ⠪ 䠩 ?

10  1   H ᮯ 室?
    2   ..    ᮡ ?
    2   ..  ,  ⥡  ᮯ ?

11  2       shareware,  㯮ॡ?
    -1  .. (᫨ ⢥⨫   ।騩 )

12  1   ⠫   -  ᢮ १  ⮬ ?
    1   .. H ࠫ  ⢥?

13  1      । 窮   ᮢ  ⪨?
    1   ..  6 ᮢ?
    2   ..  12 ᮢ?

14  1       ᪨ । ࠪ?

15  1   ⮨  ⢮ 窠  ⢮ ᯠ쭥?

16  -1    ⢥砥  - ᠣ,     15
        ப ࠧ?

17  -1  ᫥  ⥡  shareware   ॣ?

 18  1     ᢨ  㡪  室饬  ?
     1   ⥭쪮 "뢠" ?




    .

Q#  Pts

1   1        FOSSIL?
    1        ANSI?
    1        ASCII?
    1        WYSIWYG?
    1       ⠪  IMHO?
    1        BBS?
    1        UPS?
    1        USR?
    1        TTFN?
    1        TTYL?
    1        FYI?
    1        RTFM?
    1        BTW?
    1        IBM?
    1        MFM?
    1        CBCS?
    1        CIS?
    2        TRFN?
    1        g?
    1        VGA?
    1        HGC?
    1        CGA?
    1        EGA?
    1        .PKT is?
    1        .MO? is?
    2        GIRL?
    1        NUL?
    1        BASIC?
    1        COBOL?
    1        APL?
    1        FORTRAN?
    2        DANGER?
    1        TROUBLE?

2   1   ᫨  ⥡  ,   ,    ?

3   1   ⠫   ஢ 奭襩 ?
    2   .. 稫 -?

4   1   ᠫ   - 쬮  ࠢ묨 㤦?
    1   .. H筮?
    2   ..   ⮩ ⪨   ண?

5   4   ⠫   ᠬ ࠧ  ⠭ 宯?
    1   .. न ⨬?

6   1   Hᥫ    祬 1 ?
    1   ..  祬 4?
    2   ..  祬 8?
    4   ..  祬 16?

7   1      ᢮ ᮡ⢥  ⨫?
    1   ..  ?
    1   ..  ⥬?
    1   .. ?
    1   .. 樮?
    2   ..  죨  ⮣ 砥?

8   1   ࠫ   -  -86?
    1   .. PC?
    1   .. EC?
    1   .. Cray?
    2   ..  ࠡ⠥?
    4      ..  ࠧ ࠡ⠫,  ?

9   1    稭?
    1   .. ᯥ譮?
    4   .. ᯥ譮,  ६ ७?

10  1   ࠫ   - ?

11  1       㣨 ᮯ?
    1   .. १ Tymnet?
    1   .. १ Datapac?
    2   .. १ Milnet?
    1   .. १ Arpanet?

12  1   H室   - ᥭ㥬   -ணࠬ?

13  1   H室   - 訡  -ணࠬ?
    1   ..  ?
    1   ..  樮?
    2   .. ࠢ?

14  1      - ᢥ?
    1   ..  ?

15  1    堡 / न?
    1    祬   ?

16  1      ணࠬ஢  BAT - 몥?
    1   .. BASIC?
    1   .. QBasic?
    1   .. -  Pascal?
    1   .. -  C?
    2   .. Assembler?
    1   .. Fortran?
    1   ..    Waterloo 몮?
    1   .. APL?
    1   .. COBOL?
    1   .. ALGOL?
    1   .. PL/1?
    1   .. Spitball?
    2   .. MECCA?
    5   .. Microcode?
    10  ..   ࠧ?

17  1      㯮ॡ Edlin?
    -1  .. 㯮ॡ?

18  1      㯮ॡ Debug?
    1   ..   ⫠稪?
    3   ..  ⥪⮢ ।?

19  1   ⠫   -  - ⠢ 
         ⥫䮭?
    2   .. H 室  窥?
    3   .. ࠡ⠫   ࢮ ࠧ?

20  1   ॡ   - 䫮  ?

21  1   ଠ஢   ᪥  訩 ꥬ, 祬   ᠭ?
    1   .. ࠡ⠫?

22  1   ⠫   ஢ ?
    1   .. 稫?

23  1   ⠫   ⥡ - ?
    1   ..  ⢮ ?
    2      .. 筮?

24  1       ⥬ - ?
    1   .. 筮?
    1   .. 쭮?
    1   .. ?
    2   ..  ࠧ  ⪨?
    -5  .. "  ⠪ ?"

25  1   ࠫ  - ࠭⨩   㤮?
    3   ..   㤮?

26  1      - ?
    2   .. ᫥?
    3      ..   ?

27  1        쪨  RS-232?
    3   ..  浪?
    1   ..  ᯠ  쬮?

28  2      ᮢ ANSI-⨭   'copy con'?
    4   .. 稫  ࢮ ࠧ?

29  1      ணࠬ஢  ﭮ ?
    2   ..      -  ⮣,  ᠫ,  嬥?

30  1       樨?
    2   ..  ⥡ 㫨?

31  1       ?
    2   ..   㫨?

32  1      / 뢠 ᫥⢨   ?

33  1        GIF?
    1   .. FLI?
    1   .. ᠬᯠ뢠騩 MAC?
    2   ..   - ᪠砫?
    3   ..  砩  ୮/⨪?

34  2      - ਩ ன⢮?
    1   ..   ࠡ⠥?
    2   ..   ᮢ ந⢮ ?

35  1   ⠫   - Flame -?

36 1    ⠫   - Flame -    
        樮쭮  㭠த 祭?

37  1   ᠫ   -  1 ⮢ ᠣ  㭠த ?
    2   ..   祭?

38  1   뫠   ४ ᢮    㭠த 祭?
    2   ..   祭?

39  -1  ॡ   ⢮  ࠭祭  DL  ᨬ  UL?

40  1      ⥡  ?
    1   .. 4  ?
    2   .. 16  ?
    -5  .. ⮣ ᠬ, ண       뢥?

41  1   ⠫   ஢ ᢮   ᪮⥫ ᮮࠦ?
    2   .. 稫?

42  2   ᠫ   ਬ  -  ᯮ  ?




  㤮

Q#  Pts

1   1      ⥡ ⥫䮭  ⮭ ஬?

2   1   㯠   - ⠭ 㣨 ⥫䮭
        ? (⨯ ९뫪   㣮 )

** ਬ砭  ॢ稪:  -⠪ ⠪   ...

3   -1  ⮨    ⢮  ?

4   1      ⥡ ⥫䮭  ࠧ襭묨 ࠢ 䨪ﬨ?
    1   ..  ᤥ?

5   1      ⥡ ᭠ ⥫䮭 㡪?
    1   ..    ᭮ 䮭?

6   1      ⥡ Sound Blaster / Roland / Adlib / CoVox?

7   3      ⥡ ⥬ ᯮ ?

8   1      ⥡ ᪠?
    2   .. ࠭ ᪠?
    3   .. 梥⭮ ᪠?

9   1      ⥡ ਭ?
    1   .. 9-?
    1   .. 24-?
    1   .. "Consul"?
    2   .. ஬誠?
    3   ..  ਭ?
    4   .. ⭮  ਭ?


10  1      ⥡ 誠?
    1   .. ࡨ?
    1   .. "?"
    2   .. H!   誠 !

11  1      ⥡ ⨪?

12  1      ⥡ ४?

13  2      ⥡ ᢥ⮢ ?

14  1      ⥡ ?
    1   ..    ࠡ  300 ?
    1   ..    ࠡ  1200 ?
    2   ..    ࠡ  1275 ?
    1   ..    ࠡ  2400 ?
    1   ..    ࠡ  4800 ?
    2   ..    ࠡ  7200 ?
    1   ..    ࠡ  9600 ?
    1   ..    ࠡ  14,400 ?
    1   ..    ࠡ  19,200 ?
    4   ..  ।ᬮ७  ⠬ ᪨ ?

15  1      ⥡   窨?
    1   ..  2 祪?
    2   ..  4 祪?
    4   ..  16 祪?
    1   ..  ,  ᮥ?

16  1      ⥡ LAN?

17  1      ⥡   1 ᪮?
    1     ?
    1   .. 2 ?
    2   .. 4   ?

18  1      ⥡ ਬ?

19  1      ⥡  DECwriter?
    1   ..   ᯮ?
    2   ..  ⥡  ࠢ?

20  1      ⥡ ᪥?
    1   .. 10  ?
    1   .. 100  ?
    2   .. 1000  ?
    3   .. 10000  ?
    5   ..     ࠧࠫ ᪮쥮   ! :}

21  1      ⥡ ࠧ梥 ᪥?
    1   ..   ⥡ ࠢ?

22  1      ⥡   㪮 ᮥ  ?
    2   ..      ?

23  2      ⥡  DOS Powertools?
    1   .. ᠬ ᢥ ?
    1   ..  ?






  饭  ࠬ

Q#  Pts

1   1    ⢮ ⠭樨  100 ஢?
    1   .. 200 ஢?
    1   .. 400 ஢?
    2   .. 1000 ஢?

2   1   ⢥砥    쬠?
    1   ..  ?
    2   ..   祭?
    4   ..  ⥡ - ?
    2   .. ᫨  ,  !

3   1      ⥡  - ?
    1   ..  10?
    2   ..  50?
    4   .. ७?
    1   ..  ᠬ    ࠥ?
    -1  ..  ஢ 㢠  ⮬?
    1      ..  ⥡     ⨬  ᥪ?

4   1       ࠬ?
    3   ..   ६ ⮪?

5   -1  뢠       । 㬠  ?
    -2  ..  ⠪?
     1   ..  ⥡   ⨫?

6   -1  ᮢ뢠   -  "Auto-Z"?
    -2  ..  20 ࠧ   ⮬ ?
    -3  ..  祭  ᨨ?
     1  .. ᫨  ⥡ RA      -  Alt-G?

7   -1     ⥡ 2 樨  ⮡ ᮣ   
    -2  ..   権?
    -5  ..  樨,   ?
    1   ..   樨? Hang-Up  !

8   1      ਢ ⢥ ࠬ RTFM?

9   -1  ন   -  ?
    -1  .. ࠢ   ?
    -3  .. ࠫ    ⮣,     祭?
    1   ..  ⥡    ?

10  1    ⥡  1 ?
    2   ..  2?
    5   ..  10?
    10  ..  50?

11  -1     죨  ஢?

12  2   ணࠬ஢   - " 室" ⮫쪮 ⮡  ?

13  1   ⠭⨧஢  ଠ 娢  ⢮ ?
    -2  .. " ⠪ 娢?"

14  1   ন   䫠-ਤ  ஢?
    1   .. ७?

15  -1  ⠢    - ⢨  ᫨誮  ⮢맮?

16  1   ஢  UL ⢮ ஢ ⮬᪨?
    2   ..   ᥪ६?

17  1      ᢮ ࠬ   ⬥?

18  1      ᢮ ࠬ    堬?

19  2      ᢮ ࠬ   USENET-堬?

20  1   䨣஢   ⢮ ⠭樨 ⥫ ⮪?

21  2       - ࠦ  UL?

22  1   ⮨   ⥡ PSYS?
    2   .. 筮     ந, ⮡ ஢ ?

23  1   ⮨   ⢮  몮 ⥬?

24  -10 ࠫ   ⢥   襯ਢ ?




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                               砥  ᪮ ᯮ짮,-
                             죨 !


ਬ砭: "StudioV - ࣮ ઠ ୮
            த樨  "RadaSoft".
















From:    Alex Young
To:      BCE                                    Msg #14, 22-Jul-91 04:07
Subject: MX

      H, , a, x. B e. B cnpoce - noe  e ?
A  oe: A o a  e   ! e ce coac a-o,
e x e, a... H ao  o oo cc ? Moe x
ee ce, a  noe a ? H o. Mx a  nocec.
A o ? Teno, cxo, e on e.  oa xa oa a e
aonaac a o  (  e a, o o a oea), o
pee aoe-o  e oooe npooo,  a ea p
axoeoc (ooe eo). H oa  p xap-o  ca - noa.
A a a ce,  a np, cepa, opo co caxap  anoae.
Mxe a coce oco ceaoc.  o oa, o a, o⢫ec,
caa c c直e a. po , npo caxap,  o eae.
 oxooa,  coc稢c no ona, oa opao ea,  caa
paoop c直e ec (a  ne-o p,  oa na paoopo-o
 acpe). o na, o, o. a o. oa, cepa.
He ae a  caoo aepa.  noa,  noa, ao  c oce
ceneﬨ coo. Taoo apacaaa, o np xo co, xo ee eo
ea ! H ac㫨 ce. A apo a x o-o  o a eo -
caa, o,  o aeo, apo e. Mxa aa npoepa ( ne,
o   x e apac) - ao apo, eo e ? Oaaoc - epa
cex, cepa, capoaa ee ee  pa, noo a cnopc
ee !  A a eec ? Hapo, o e eo aa, a xo  pec
nonoa - ocec⢫ noee. Ka naca  a - opao e ao. H
noee - nepe aa xa (na opo ae), ceo c ca, a coa
e a. A a c x noce co coe a npoxae, oa  aepx -
-o  ce npoc. Xoea caa o o, o, o㦦ac, cona
ae ce⨫o ! a oaac, e ca -  e  conaa, ee apo e
o cpo e e (x-o o cn !) H ao, e aepx ce
oo, coe aa cen, e o  xpea, a oo oo xe  ao !
Bo, oop, oo ano, ca, a e ! A caa ae, nopa
caac... A caac  ea,  aa xoa apaa (o
cocee x, 㢨a ao cope, cpa oe no e oepe a﫨 - 
ec) e - eo e , ce - e ae !
H coo npneo,  x pee aoe  ooe ceaoc, caoc
aa o ce ee. Kopoe e oe o ae x,   apco e
aooe ! A ocae e, xo e c ao.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
O:  eao ca, o o aa xo noep, oop,
      o ao  ooe e ae, o o  e e o...
      Too npoc ne x eo ca, a o o, e ea a
       e e epec. A ca o eo eca, ea e o,
      e-o, exoo, o coa. Too ne o-o c eo e
      cnea 設oe cao noopa稢a opao. Moe x  npaa ee
      ce, a oe npoco e ca - x-o o a aee.
      Xo eoope cape x, oope c coo anace e npxa⨫
      (a ao, o a xa) oop, o ee ce-a a
      o, o, npaa, "ooeo".  oe  xoec, ec a
       npaa  caxapa oaec, apc  ee c ooo,  pa-
      pa-pa. A o ocae  "ooeo" ea. To 
      cocpea o, o o pooca ocaec.  e.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
P.S. a o  ce o xax, a o xax ? H x  ee ! T !

--- FD 1.99c
 * Origin:  ec poo epe p!     - Aaoo. (2:5020/26)





From:    Evgeny Chupriyanov
To:      All                                    Msg #61, 29-Nov-91 20:15
Subject: ...

     
()

 室  ࠧ ।⮢.
   ᪠  ⮬.

 
  .
 
孥 ᨢ.
孥 砫쭨
᢮ ᥪ襩,
 ᥪ -
堬 "".
孥 
㤥⮬ ஢,
 㤥
孥 ⥫ ஢.
孥 
ﭨ楩 㦥,
 ﭨ 
  㦥.
孥 
 襩 ⮫.
 ஬
 㡨 ᭮.
  ப-모
 殮.
 ய嫨
ᠤ  誮.
 
 㧮.
 
 .
 ࠡ稥
"୮ 㡡⮩".
 
 ࠡ⮩.
 
ࠧ ன,
 ன
 .
孥 ਧ뢠
ࢮ .
묨 孥 -
࠭- .
孥 ⨩
᢮ ⡨⮬.
 -
᢮ 㠫⮬.
죨  ,
(ᮡ ).
  孥
筥 襩.
묨 孥
ᥬ .
⠬ 孥
ᮢ᪨ த.
७ 孥
㯮 .
ਪ " !" -
᪨ ᮫.
孥 "६宩"
  .
   
ᯮ  .
,  ࠤ樨,
孥 .
  
 孥 !
P.S.   ⮦ ⢮७ .....

/Eric

--- GoldED 2.31+
 * Origin: Point of the no return... (FidoNet 2:5000/10)





   ====================================================================
      ।⠢ ᥡ  祫,  騩,   ⠪:

 譨 - ⢮, 譥 宦  ਤ ᫮  ᥭ.  
 ⪨  ⮫ 审 - 猪(४).   室  BBS
  㧥, 室 ⠬ ⠪   ⮩ ,  ன -
 ᪨ 㯭  , ᪠ 㤠 审  稭 猪, -
 -騥 㪨   ⮬   㤮⢨. 譨
  ᪮쪮 .  ஧ 梥,   ⮭ 
   訥,   .  宦  , ⮫쪮 
㡥   ⠪ ஧,     .    ᮯ 
⮫,  ⪮ ⨭  ࠬ   ,  吝--
 ஧    ,  ᭮ 审  모.  
  , 騩  १ 樨 ⠫ - -
.  ண ஭  묨 訯,  쪨, ,
ᢥઠ ,     ⮢ ⢥⪨, ⮬ ⠬, 
஡ ,  "+"-ࠧ ᫥.   - ᭮ 㦨
魨,   䨤譨  뤥ন  3 㤠஢. 祬, 
 㡨  㤠஬ 5- 몮  ࠭ 墮.
⭨稩 ॠ  뢠 宩.  ⥫쭮 ࠭ ᢮
:, ।訩   ,   㡨  宧鶴
⠪,  㣨 䨤譨.  뢠   -  訥 
஢,  ,  । 뢠     ࠧ;
㣨 ᨢ  㪫, ,  ,  , -
    ⮬  ᥩ ,    ᢮ . H
஫      - 訥  ஢騥 ࠧ
  审⪮. H訥 ᫥ ,    ࠧ, 
ᨬ;  祭  ,     
猪...
   ====================================================================

       .  ⠢      .
 ⮣ -   .  ᮧ .   p-
 , ⪭㫨   , ᮮp㤨     ,  p뫨
 , p ⥫䮭 , pp뫨 ᥪp  p-
   p MSG 䠩, 諨   T-MAIL'   ⠭,
   宯pp.
        뫮 ⮢,  p   p﫠  p-
⥫쭮 p ,  BOSS'.
     H ,   ⮦ 뫨  p⥭  ⠬.  H
BOSS'  ⮬ - p 뫨. p⪨  㬭 ⮢  -
 ᮢ. , ᮧ ⠬, p諨   BOSS'.
 ⠫ p,  p- 㧨   pp  p-
⭮  Hp⮭ p.   ⠫ 㣠  
SU.CHAINIK  PVT.PCOMM.
      让     祭  .    
  客 p.  pp蠥       ⮫쪮
 騬 ,  饣 p   ⮫쪮  ᨬ  
  21h  2Ah.  襩 p   몭  
'+', p祭,  ᫨ ⮢,  믮 p -
⥬᪨ p権   ⥭樨  䠩    p,  p﫠
p p⠭ 㡨⢥ ᭠p鸞.   ⪫砥  
 楫  ⮢   p㧥.  ᫨      p
㤠 믮p - p譮 ⢮ ᮬ -   p-
   譨 䫥  宯.
       p ⮢ ᨫ쭮  .  ,  訥
p ⠪ ⥫  p ,   pᥭ,
p Hp⮭  Andy Mamohin p㦤  ⥯p  p  ᠬ
 p, ⮡ ⮫쪮   ᢮ ⢮. -
, , p  魮 ,  祣 , p   ᠬ
-    !
       p  ⮪  ᪢   2400/none.
 DOOM 2, p祭  ⮪  砫    p-
  p諮   ᠬ p ᪢ ⮫ ,  -
p p  ᯥ .
      pp ...  ⮫쪮  쪨 p᪨  -
   㢠  .     宧鶴 ,
⭮ p ᠬ ᫮ p     p-
  p㢠  䫥   .
     p,  ᠢ訩       p騩        p
2:5022/2.22 ᮬ p  襩  襩  祫-
⢠ - H.
==================================================================


                    p 㬠襤襣.

1.  ⥢ p樨 ᮧ NEC, p
    REC, 㭠p -  ᮧ .
2. pp 롨p p⢮ ᮢ 
    p REC/NEC p  p 6 楢.
   ⢮ ᮢ  㧫 p ⢮
    ᮢ, 祭 㧫,    p. ⪫祭
    㧫  p 뤢 ᢮ p  
    pp.
3. REC/NEC 뢠 p ᥬ  p p,
     ᫨  p 㤮⢮p⥫쭮, NEC ⠭
    REC,  REC 室  ⠢. NEC 롨p  ᫠
     p⢮ ᨬ p, p p
     p,  騩 pp.
    ᫨  p p 㤮⢮p⥫쭮, REC ⠭
    NEC,  NEC ᪫砥  . H REC 롨p
    ᮣ᭮ ᠭ  p楤p.
4. 祭  ᪫祭 㧫   p
    Hᨬ ⮬  p p  ⠢  㧫,
     易 p 室 pp p p㣨 㧫
      pp ᯨ᪨, pp, p,  ⠪ 
     ᮯ.
5. Hᨬ   p p p  ᫠ 㧫,
    p  ,     ( 祭 p  ⪫祭).
6. p ⢫ p⢮ p㫨p ⮨
    ᯮ짮 , 䠪ᮢ, H, p⥫䮭  -祩.
    p p⢠    p䨪  ᮮ⭮襭:
       H - 50%
       REC  - 30%
       NEC  - 15%
       pp - 5%
       ⠫ - ⠫쭮.
7.  䫨 pp p⢮ pp  ᪢p p 
      (᪢),    ᪢p p㣨 p. H 
     ᯥ稢 䫨騥 p p㦨, p ppp
     ᪢p  樨     p㯮.
     p㦨 뤠  ᫥饬 p浪:
                    - p  p,  뫪
               Ꭿ     -  ⮫, 
               pp - ᮬ
               NEC       - ⮬ 譨
               REC       - , p⮬  p㯯 p㦪  ⠬
               H      - ( ,   ᮡ : . "p")
8. !




᫨  Windows

HarryFan SF&F Laboratory: FIDO 2:463/2.5




From:    Alex Young
To:      All                                    Msg #12, 07-Jul-91 01:32
Subject: INTEL

                 Intel'᪨ 

      , ଠ  ⢮   Intel'᪨
     㦥 ⠫ 祩  . 
   ⮫쪮   Intel'᪨  -  㦥 
   ॢ襭i  . ன ࠦ ਣ쭮
   襭,  ஬ ਡ Intel'᪨ 㬥 
   ஥஢i । .  ᯥ  㬨 
    ᪮筮  80386 ,  
   80486 - ᠬ  Intel'᪨ p⮧ 㤠-
   㯫뫠    ਣ᪨ 
   80486 .

       㤨⥫쭮,  p᪨ Intel'᪨ 室
      饭 .  ࠢ, 
   뢠   "reserved by Intel", 
   "   -  !", , 뢠,   ன
    -   Intel',  
   ॢ頥   .
        - 堪, ᮩ   ⨭, 
   ᪮ ஢    ந ⢠,
    쭮 ।⠢ ᥡ  窠ਪ  Intel',
   ⨢ ᬥ    㪨, ࠤ
   ⫨  㯮 㯨襣.
       ⮬,   p ⠭ ﭨ
   ⭮ *) Intel'᪨ 㬭 ਭ ⮯ 
    묨 ⪠.

       墠     訥   
    NUL . ᬮਬ,  ⠬  ⠫   ...
   ,   8086    ...  , ,
   p⥪p ⮣ 㤠 Stephen P. Morse p ᫠.
    ᪠,  .  nop p ᤥ 
    nop'.
      , ᪠, 襢  lea.    
   p,  祣  p㬠, ⥬  , 
   娭 ⨯ lea si,[0120].  p ⨫ ppp,
     p  , 㤠  ⠪   -
   lea cx,dx.
       ᮡ  Intel jump'.  ⮫쪮 jump' ⠬
    -     ,  ᫮ ⥡, ,
     ᮢᥬ ଠ ਯᥭ  祭 ⪨, 
   ᠬ묨 묨 , ᮬ, ᢥ, ᮡ
   jmp far ax   jmp far al.  p p, ,
     롮  ஢ .
            ,   0F
   . , 筮,  Intel   㬥p.
   , p, 㬥p, - ᯮ⥥.
         㤮⢮ ஢ ॡ 
   8086. ࠭,   ᪠, p  ⮬ .
      ,   ஡ ⫨ 8088  8086, ⮫쪮 
   ᮢ ᬮ,     Norton  SystemInfo,
   - - 㬬    砥.

      ,  80286   8086   䮫
   ( ਣ쭮 襭,  ࠢ ,  ⮣ 
   㬥஢ , , 筮,  設⢥ 砥
    䮫⮭, ᪮ ,   p 㤠
   ᫮ ).
      , ᪠, loadall  80286. Load' ᮫⭮ all
   ॣ 80286.     ᢮ ,  
   饥,  p  .

      80386 ᫥  80286 p p 䮫⮢ 
   .  p ⮬   p   loadall 80286'.
      ᢮ loadall,    ,  
   pp p, ⮬   load'  
   all ॣ.
      p ⮣,  ⮬   ⠪ , 㤠
   ⥪     ⮢  ॣ ax 
   eax ᫥ 믮 popa  popad ᮮ⢥⢥.


                                     Igor Sysoev (5020/26.3)
                                     Red Rat's Club.


  
  *) - GLASTNOST ( Copyright by Mike Gorby, 1985 )

--- FD 1.99c
 * Origin: He n  ooe - e, e noae. (2:5020/26)





From:    Andrey Vokhmianin
To:      All                                    Msg #66, 05-Dec-91 23:43
Subject: .p..

 (c) .p.., Hᨡp.
==========================================================================
( ⨢ 祭 p ⭮ ᥭ p㯯 "")

                        H     

  譨楫,
 ᪮筮 p,
 pp,
H     譨楫,
H p p訫 -  p
   ⥫.
          ⥫,
        H      ᮬ,
         宫,
        H     ⥫,
        H p p訫,   
           稪.
  ,
  ,
  p,
     ⢠p,
 p  譨楫.
          p 
        p p, p  ᮬ,
        p, p  ᮬ!
           ,
        H    䨣, 䨣  ᫮,
        , 䨣  ᫮!

=== The End. (ᬥ ! ;-))

---
 * Origin: " --p-p-p-p!!!!(?) " (2:5000/2)


From:    Yuri Yashnev
To:      Andrey Vokhmianin                      Msg #69, 06-Dec-91 13:19
Subject: .p..

Hello Andrey!

In a msg of <05 Dec 91>, Andrey Vokhmianin writes to All:

 AV> ======================================================================
 AV> ==== ( ⨢ 祭 p ⭮ ᥭ p㯯 "")

                                                          ^^^^^^^^
   p "H⨫ " "ᮩ" ⠫!?

 AV>                         H     

[skipped]

 AV>         H    䨣, 䨣  ᫮,
 AV>         , 䨣  ᫮!

 AV> === The End. (ᬥ ! ;-))

Yuri

--- GEcho/beta
 * Origin:  Speaking from and for NetDialogue (2:5020/23.15)


From:    Andrey Vokhmianin
To:      Yuri Yashnev                           Msg #71, 09-Dec-91 14:44
Subject: .p..

 > Hello Andrey!
 > In a msg of <05 Dec 91>, Andrey Vokhmianin writes to All:
 >  AV> ======================================================================
 >  AV> ==== ( ⨢ 祭 p ⭮ ᥭ p㯯 "")
 >                                                           ^^^^^^^^
 >    p "H⨫ " "ᮩ" ⠫!?
 >  AV>                         H     
 >  AV> === The End. (ᬥ ! ;-))
! -    ? ^^^^^^   ᠭ - !
    ppp (  . p⨪)   5 p 訡
, - ⠪  ?    ,  몠 ᮬ   ᠬ,
, p...., p - ,  訡!

p祬, ᯠᨡ  p -     ,  祣- , 
...
 > Yuri
 ⥭,
/Andy **
/E-mail => vandy@evg.neic.nsk.su

---
 * Origin: "    p,     p...." (2:5000/2)





From:    Alex Young
To:      You                                    Msg #23, 07-Aug-91 02:51
Subject: Ancient Art Of The Non-IBM Characters.

                  MAEHKA  MEBE.

                                      "Opo - o oca⪨ ceeo
                                       p" ( ooo o쪫opa)

      aa 1.(B oopo a檨 opec c aco, npoe  a
                  e nponc)

      Ho. ao aoo. op ce, a, a a oo  npaoe po
aa. B eo pe c a檨  aco. a檨, noo o a co,
p eoop. aco ope  oc enoo. o cee noe apaa.
a檨, noeca o, npooc: "a o coa noe!". aco
cae oxan cox poe, npnoae pa noocao  (ep
o쬨, a-o oa ?!  a ao,)  oo cop a co oxae
oe. Hacnae 設a. C e pap. o cee noe on.
a檨 ee o, oaec a acoa  oop: " a o noe
coa!". To, po np ao e eoe pnoe poeo 
co opo, opoe: "Bo  o-o o...",  npooae a   e 
ao cna. Ce xpan   nepenaeo pee⪨  cocee p.
a檨 ee o e騬 noeo , 㢨 no no cee pc (npoc,
ocno), npooc: "Bo coa noe!". aco cnpoco caae c
ceoaa cocex poe, eae no oae, p o-o ecpaoe,
xaae  p aoo noeo  c paax e no cee.  eo p맦e
ca o pa  paeac no na쭨a. a檨 cae nepe co
apa ec,  aco cno⪭c o ee pae no pao
a誨  cpa acnae. a檨 oaec a opox  conee  㣫 - no
cee noe poo. - " o o c.." aco, a eonpeee
 enoo cop o ao a pooa, a p㣨 a aoo. 
eo a稭ae epac npaa o릪a. oo o, copac c eca
pocaec a oox cpa  a稭ae . aaec noacoa. Bp 
o npepae co cpe  n誨.

      aa 2.(B oopo p noec p, e oopoo e o 
                  pee a)

      a檨 c npepee oaae coneo acoa  e opa
ep. Ta oaaec op c oo o oca p c n co묨
oeeﬨ  pax. "B oc pae ?" - poec aeae o,
oa papocae no oae cae ecopaee 㬡o窨. "Bo-o, 
oc" - cpo npxo  ce aco. Ocaoa papaec. p
pocae  o eea 設e, cacae ee ena,   o
 a, cac no-pe檨 a oep. a檨, a xo鶴, aae en
"pa⨭o"  poo o cp, npoae oc  ce po, epneo e,
oa oc oopeec  ae co pacca. Kpoo  㣫 nepecae
xpce apaaa,  aocpe oxae . p, n  axa
apoo o o "eoopa", o⪨aec a cn,  co p㪨 a
p㤨  npp aa, a稭ae co oepeo pacca.

                  (pooee cee)

--- FD 1.99c
 * Origin: Ec e epc - cae o㭨co. O ee e.
(2:5020/26)


From:    Alex Young
To:      You                                    Msg #24, 07-Aug-91 03:19
Subject: Ancient Art Of The Non-IBM Characters.

                  MAEHKA  MEBE.

                    (pooee)

      aa 3.(Koopa coceo  npecae coo o, o e aop 
                  copac anca)

            Pacca pa:
" a, a, a eoa.  a ee Mapapa noa.  o e 86
e.  a  ee a - Maea. c⨭a apa, nopoax ee ce,
a, e ea. H o. Ba oa Maea c㭤,  noa  ec a
oo.  a pe c⪨ n p aee eep, pa  ee  p
c㭤, copa 㡫e, nepece pa e樨  cpc  eeco
anpae. onaaa Maa, a a ea eeo, npec neo
opac.  apea oa a oo peea eocpe. A  eocpee
 p ee: ep, p㧨  pcc. Hepa a Mo,   o
ep a o. p㧨a a noe-o Hacac epoa   o e,
a ce. Pcc ee  n⭨c,  a eo Mxa-Cepee. A
noo eocpea o caa cpoo ceeco cee  cocae:
op H, e op, B㣫cp  nepo e. op co ee e-
eco ncoa  pac a ax nax, a B㣫cp a ec e
xo c a  ec,  c coo eoo na, cxape, e  poa.
H a o. Maea opa ee ep,  ceo oa  o. A
eee e o oa. Ha coe co﫨 p epa c epo po - ooe,
cpeee,  caoe ooe. Po co coo co﫨 p ca - oo,
epec,  apea  ecoo appa. Maea ea a
ae ape,  c anneo caa coepoe cex pex eep. oo
oa, noaac, a  anea eep ooco a-o oe ece, o
eca enp nece, nooa  oo c, opaac a eo, 
a騢  apaa opo, ceaa a coe apa "㫨稪" 
ocao p. oo oa capaaac a epec c  caa epa
a p㡨쭨. O e noaac. Maea p吝o paac  ep cee,
coaa c. Caaa -no eo ee e con cp, noo anaxo
o,  c paac a p pax ac,  naa epax. Ho Ma
o oce e oop稫o. E o ae ao. Oa oa e noooe
cp o caoo noa  onc⨫a. ocac o ap  nooo
oac. Cepx nocnac oc, pea, ae, oe 㭨a, e죨 
aoo na騩 e op. O co coo pac   ee, npoep
aa  nocope nepe. Ho nepe oo e oaaoc. (oo ae
epoo oaac, o Maa coa  copoe) Toa e apa,
acpeea a,  e㪫e noepc aeo. Ho   o oo e
㢨e ! (A Maa e peee coa cee cnpaa,   c e a.) Bo e
ocaa
aa ! - noa op  npoe nepe coo p  cee.

            (pooee cee)

--- FD 1.99c
 * Origin: e ae  ec, e .... (2:5020/26)


From:    Alex Young
To:      You                                    Msg #25, 07-Aug-91 04:31
Subject: Ancient Art Of The Non-IBM Characters.

                  MAEHKA  MEBE.

                    (pooee)

B o pe o nocoa eoope ee  opae cpee,
,  acoc,  coceo ae. O nocoa, o eo eo
noceneo caaec, eopa npoae ce 㡦e  㡦e, nepeaa
ep oc ceea, aoe ec eo opa ee op,  a稭ae,
npeooea pee, ac nepe. cpo caa caaec, o opao
cpee eo eaec. Kopoe, Maea aa e na,  o c o ee
 npoeoe oepce, e  acp. Maa opxac, ocaa  apaa
cop cao  42 oax, aa ca o pex eex  oeac - "Ta,
 oa  cna c pe poaﬨ." - noaa Maa  nooa 
oo ep. "C-c, opoc!" - caaa Maa ooco eaa. ep
cpn, naa  npaa Ma. Oa px paac -no ep, 
nocaa ee a eco. "C-c, opoc!" - caaa Maa ooco pa 
ooa  copo. ep naa op  npa cneo a no B㣫cpa.
Maa peeo oa  oa npo no eae ep. Ta coo p
poa... He ! Maa e noep co aa, o a coo 80(!)
pacae. (To-o   caa aa-o e aa noa)

            aa 4.(eca -no oe !)

      Oa c onaco nocopea a o app - "o-o ec e o!",
 a騢 -no ep a 誨p no㦨oo B㣫cpa, opo⪨  o
ee poca eo a nep paca, a oopo a pacncaa
ae쪨 aepac aa c cepna  ooa. Paac o
e騩 ,   eoo ceca poc oc ao e稭, o nepeec
eo a pa paca誨,  o enc a no. oa o coepa co
ecnocao nepee a no,  Maee p npocc cnepeaop. Oa
ac稫a paa, peeo cxa⨫a B㣫cpa, a  e a e oee o
nx noo,  nooa a pe  apa cepx opo pacao.
ocaoc cpa a ex a, a o e  oc ne ocepe
a p a npoc,  ee  opo, apc o oap
co. anaxo ooo. Ha oco, a ao ep㡫eo oac oc
B㣫cpa poc p epax  x e aeo a. Maa
nopoaa x - o 뫨 ene  anoa a on pnoepc
aa a. A epx pacaa opoca no pa co axpoo 
cpax cepx, oocax  x e. O neao cca , 
paca稢ac, eec, a ee a aope. "Ta-a" - aaac Maa, 
ocopoo nooa "oe" a ce paca. "!" -  coa
anaxo ooo. Co ca peec cpno a oc B㣫cpa, oo
ae e, poc oc a 뫪a nopea acc po. Maa
oeae a a coe opee,  noaa, o ec  no pa oca
poc o, o o  oe ae cooxoeceoe npoeee.

            (pooee cee)

--- FD 1.99c
 * Origin: e ae  ec, e .... (2:5020/26)






1. "ண Hࢥ᪨ ᭮!  14 ,  誮쭨. ,
 !    ,       
9600,    - ᥣ   2400.  த⥫ﬨ     ⥬
,    ண.    ⮫? ᪠,
   ଠ ."

    H ⮫  .   砥 ମ 
 ,  ⠢  㤮⢨ ,   ⭮.
    , 祭    .    砥,
 祫    1200 ⢮ ⠪,   ᥤ
( ண, ,   14400)   ᭨.
    ᥬ 㣮 , ᫨  ᫮ 祫    300 -
室 筮   .

2. "  H, ᥭ    8 .  ஡
砥  ⮬,    祭 쪨 ⪨ .   -
ᯮᮡ  㢥祭? 窨     ᬥ..."

     ⮬  祣 ᬥ譮. 祭   ⠫
 ⮩ ஡.  ,  饥 ६  
ᯮᮡ  ८.    ᢮ २⢠ 
⪨.   -  . 쪮   ᯥࢠ
ᮢ⮢  ᯥ樠⮬.

3. "  , ᮫ 筮 㦡.     砫
 "ᨪ",   ⨬   . H᪮쪮 ࠧ
஡ ,  祣  諮. H୮,  饭 
᫠.    ࠦ -    ⮢頬 
 ᬮ?"

    ᯮ,  稭  ᯮ⢠ .  ᮢ襭
ଠ쭮 , ⠯, १  室 .  
,  85% 稭  ⥬  ᠬ    ⨬
  . 筮 १ - ६  室.
    㬥, ᫨   ⨬ ᪮쪮 ࠧ  祭 ,
 ᥡ  㯫 - 室 ⥫⢮ 娠.

4. "  㦥  ⭨  १ࢭ  ᥩ 襩
ଠ樨.  । ਤ Bernuilli,   ࠢ ⮮᪨
᪨  1.2 .    ࠢ?"

      ࠢ.      ᢮ , ᢮ ਢ窨.
   㣠 窠 ७  ࠢ  ⢮.
     ᮢ  -  ⨬ .

5. "       ஡ ⠭ Windows
95,    祣  稫. ,  祬- ?
᪠, 㤠  ?"

     -  . H 稫   ࠧ - ஡
᭮. H  ᯥਬ஢,     易⥫쭮
.  ᢥ,   ᯮ ,  - ।!
:  1 000 000 祫 뢠   ⭮,  
.  ᪮쪨   ।⮨?!!

6. "쪮 䨧᪨ ⪨ ᪮   ?"

       ࠧ? ᫨  - ,   짮  㤥?
 ᫨  ᥬ -  ᥬ ?  䨧᪨ ⪨ ᪠
 - ⮡  뫨.

7. "쪮  ਮ५  .  ।,   
 짮⥫,  ?"

       祭.   -  .

8. " ࠢ쭮 ⠢ ᪥ 3.5"?"

    筮   ࠢ 㪮  ⠢  室饥  ࠧ
⢥⨥  㡨 ਬ୮  楢. 祬, ᫨  ,
 ᬥ ᯮ짮   -   㬥.
஡ த    , ,   室 -
  ࠧࠧ   ᥤ .

9. "     ⮫쪮  ᪮  3.5". H
ࠡ   ⠫  ᪥  5.25". , ᬮ   ᪮
 3.5"  ६ ᯮᮡ  ᪥⠬ 5.25"?"

    ,  ᬮ.    ન ਬ஢ ᮢ⨬.

10. "    ࢮ ,   襫 襪᭨ 
।    ணࠬ  ᨪ.  ⠫ ⪠뢠, 
  ⠢.      ணࠬ ⮫쪮  ᨪ.
,  த⥫ 室,  ᮡࠥ 㯯  6-8 ॡ
 襬 ணࠬ  ᨪ .
         誮,   । 
 ணࠬ  ᪠.   祣  諮:  譨
 ⮬   .
      ਩ ,  ᥭ  ᯮ 47 .
  ᫮".

        ।  : ᭨ ᢮ ,
 ᭮ ਣ   誮,  㫨,  .
᪠,     ᤥ  廊  襭 娪. 쪮
 㦭 ᫨誮 㣨 -  祭 ⫨⥫,  
 ᫮ ,   ⮬    ᫮
.


Copyright (c) 1995 Hࢥ᪨ ᭮
 ࠢ ࠭





From:    Alex Young
To:      All                                    Msg #11, 07-Jul-91 01:31
Subject: CORE

                 㤠    ?

       ᠭ ⭮ ⮫쪮  IBM PC, XT  AT,
   a  稬 ࠧ ⠬ Macintosh', Vax', Cray',
   pᠬ  㣨  ⭮襭   [ :-) ].

      ᫥ ६  祭  ᯮ  ⮬,
   㤠  . H     -
   稢 i. C᭮ ࢮ,   ᭨
   , ⮣ , ᫥ ன - ᢥ . ஬ ⮣,
   p㪮⥫ p IBM   APL Cennet Brown 
   筮 ᥤ o  䥤樠쭮 ᮮ騫,  
    ࠢ  [ 8-( ].

      ⮡ ࠧ  ᥣ   ,  ஢
     ᯥ६⮢, १   뢠
    ᮬ. C   rep movsw ⢫-
    뫪    ᮢ   
    . ७ ६, 室饣  뫪 ,
   ,  祬  ﭨ  ﬨ ,
   ⥬  ⥫쭮 뢠 뫪.  ⠭
   , ᫨ ਭ  ,    ᫮
    㯠⥫쭮 ( . IBM PC Technical Reference,
   Ch. 5 ). ஬ ⮣,  ⮬ 砥 ⢨ ࠢ樮
      ᪮    , 
   ⢨⥫쭮, 뫪   ᮢ  
   ந室 ॥,     室 
   .  ⮭ ७   ᨫ ਮ
   ,   । ࠣ   ᫥
   ࠢ.  ࠧ, ࠧ  ᥣ ⠭, 
     ᫥ ࠢ  ᢥ .  
   諥    ᫥ ᬠਢ 
   ந᪨ ࠪᮢ  ⮤ᮢ.
     ᪮    p, 室 뫮
   p ﭨ p⮣   ⠭.
   ⮬ p pi ᯥp   몫祭.

      B  ⠭ 䠪  ⠪  ⥧
   Alex'a Lochm'a,  ⢥ত,    
   殮 ᮬ  ⢨ ᨫ 殮 ᪠ .

      室  ⮣  㫨஢   
   ᫥⢨:
        C⢨ ࢮ - ᫨  , ⮡ e뫪
   믮﫨 ॥,  ᯮ   
   ,       ᮢ; ᫨  
   -⠪ ⢨⥫쭮  - ᫠,  
   뫠   ᮢ     
    ;
        C⢨ ஥ - ᪮ 砫 ᪮ 
   ਤ 祩 ,  ன  뫥⠥,  ᫨ 
        ᯮ ᫠
   奬,  ,  , 뫥⥢ 
    ,    ᠬ    
   ࠢ 祩.

      ᪫⥫ p  ⮬ ⭮襭i p⠢
   Quaid Analyzer, - p   蠬 +  - , 
   砥 㭨     ⨭
   ᢥ ( 䨧᪮ )   筮 ( 䨧᪮ ).
   p ⮣, 騥    ᮤp 
   p ASCII-p.

      , , ,  騩 ᢮ 襭, -
      ⢨⥫쭮    ⠬
   ஡   ⮫쪮 㬪 debugger' [ :-| ].


      ᯮ㥬 pp:

   1. pp .. "pp ᯥ祭 ".
   2. p B.. "IBM PC  짮⥫".
   3. pp p⨢ "" (  p  
       1-2-3 ).
   4. P Billy p BASIC  pi  New-Vasjukie.

                                       Igor Sysoev (5020/26.3)
                                       Red Rat's Club.

--- FD 1.99c
 * Origin: He / R ooe - e, e noae. (2:5020/26)


From:    Alexander Yashin
To:      Alex Young                             Msg #28, 15-Aug-91 18:32
Subject: CORE

 > AREA:MO.SYSOEFF
 !  c p c  
 >                  㤠    ?
 >
  ⠥c , 
 >    ⢨⥫쭮, 뫪   ᮢ  
 >    ந室 ॥,     室 
 >    .  ⮭ ७   ᨫ ਮ
 >    ,   । ࠣ   ᫥
 >    ࠢ.  ࠧ, ࠧ  ᥣ ⠭, 
 >      ᫥ ࠢ  ᢥ .  
묨 c:
1)  訥 pc 室c  cp.
2)  pc pc cp .

p c  㢠  襬 ccp p  pc pc 
pc樨,  ,  燐窠 砥c!   
⭮,  c - pc cp-,   訥- pc
!  p - 訥  pc pc c-p.

p  p  㡮砩襬 ⥭, Alex Yashin

>  * Origin:   ooe c p  cp .
--- FD 1.99c
 * Origin: Alan BBS, Free Town Zelenograd (2:5020/11)


From:    Igor Sysoev
To:      Alexander Yashin                       Msg #29, 17-Aug-91 11:16
Subject: CORE

         !  ⢥   ⨪  ⯨
  ᫥饥 :

 > ⭮,  c - pc cp-,   訥- pc
 > !  p - 訥  pc pc c-p.

    , ਬ, ⮦ ,   㪮    
 ⪠.  ,    ᮢ    
  㪠,  .    ⠭᪨ .  
 ਢ  㡥⥫ .  誮쭨 ,  ⥪ 
  訬 ᠬ  ⠬,   ,    設 , ,
 - ⠬,   ,  .   , -襬 砥,
  ୨  Intel'      ,   .
      ,   ७     ⮭ ,
 ᪮॥     䨧᪨ .

                                               㢠,  ᮥ.
                                              Red Rat's Hacker Club.

---
 * Origin:  ᠤ-   祬 襫...  (2:5020/26.1)





                          ஢

,    ࠧ,    ᫠ ..  宦 
㫨,  म  ,    ᮫,  ᥩ  ᢮
   ⭮  ᮢ 魮: " !". ,
㢠, 業 ᨫ   ⮩ ࣠樨, ⨢  
૨..    ,  ਤ,  ਭ 
ᠬ㡨⢠. H  ⮫쪮 砫, ,  40- ந
⮪ 䮭 H,   60- 墠⨫  ᮧ COBOL 
뢥  த    'ᥪ'.. , 
࣠  室  ਫ 樮 ⥬  
᪫  ,  ⠪ ࠧ 襥  堪஢ 
ᬥ⥫  - ⥯  , ண, 襭   
訬 堪᪨ ⥬, ᫠  㡮 襣 ..
H ୥  ⢮७      ⠫쭮  ஢ ᥬ
஬ -   ਤ㬠    뭮 ணࠬ ᯥ祭 
⮣ ﭨ,    㣨 몮 ஬  ᮢ襭
,   ᭮, ⠪      ᪠ ᭥襩 
- 堪.    ᠫ ⠪ ᥫ,  'ணࠬ
ᯥ祭 ', '  MS-DOS'  ' ᮫' - 
⥯,  砫쭨, ᥪ  誮쭨  ⠢   म
㤠 ᥡ 㫠    ᪠ ',  騩 ணࠬ,  -
'.  ᮧ 楫 ணࠬ, 窨   , 楫
ਥ஢  , ஢.   ॢ  㬥  ᪮
 ᪨, ࠢ ᤥ  諮 PROMPT', ⠪   몠  
 ..   ਤ㬠  ᪮ ନ, , ᪠,
࠭ ᫮ 'linker'  ᪮ ᫠᪨ ନ ''.
 ᠥ ⠡ ⢨, ᫠ 㤠஢? H 㤨, 
 ஬ , 訩 ᢮ 楫  ॡ 
ணࠬ⮢.

  㬠,  뭥譨  砫,  㦥  諮
ࠧ,   த ⥯ 稭 ஦.  ᠬ , ,
, ⮡ 릨, ⨫  ᫥ ।⢮ -  
ਪ 堪ࠬ!!!  , 譨  ( 让 㪢!) த ᢮
,  㯠 .  ২  㦭  ,  㫠
ᤠ 㬥  DBase..   ,  㤥  ᥬ.
㣨 모  㦭,  ᫨誮 ᫮  襣 .  , ன
㦥  蠣, ᠭ   ४भ 쪮  - 90 , 
㦥 ଠ஢  襣 㣠-. H ன 稭 ⨢
     ࠧ -   頥 
㤮⢥  稭  War Games   Press <ENTER>.  
砥,     ࠭      - 
   NTC's American Slang Dictionary, ⠥ ᥡ Jargon File 
  । ઠ     -堪᪨.  㦥
  㬭 ᫮, ࠢ   稫 ꥤ   ᫥
।.    稭    騢 堩.  
 㦥  騩 堪. H ᢮ 樨     ।
 筮 ९,   ࠥ 訩 ᯮᮡ - .  
  ⥭樠 ⨢,  ᮢᥬ    ⠪  - 
ᯥ祭 堪 稭 ⥫쭮 뢠   㦠
 ,     ᢮ ᮡ⢥ . H  ࠢ
   ⢥, ஧,  㣠.

 ࠧ,    冷 祫, 騩 , ॢ頥
 ৪ 堪 - ࠧ ⨭.  ⮩,   ⠪ ,
 , 堪ࠬ,  ࠭ ࠤ -    । 㫮,
⠪᪠     ஬.  訫  ࠣ
⭮ 稢      祢 樨.  ⮬,
ᨬ,    ᫠,   ⥫쭮 ஢ , 
  堪஬ -     ⮬ ࠣ.  
,   ⫨ 饣 堪  ⮣ ? ,  
 (। ਢ  ),  ⫨ 堪 饣 
堪 쭮.   㤠 襬     饭 
 ࠧ. -  ஬쪭   ࠧ ᮢ襭 ࠬ⭠
ࠧ, -  १      襥 ᯥ祭
堪,   ᮩ  뫪  - 뤫  - 
 ᥮饩 ﭪ..    ,        
ன,   騬, , ணࠬ஬. 祬, ⠪
ਧ 祭 ,    ⥫  ⮬    
᫥ -    ப    , 
ᥡ 騬 堪ࠬ.  ,  祭    㤠 
⠪ 殮  ᭮ ࠡ, ⪥ 冷 ணࠬ⮢  ᠢ 
 ஢.

Andrew Kosyakov, 2:5030/31 (18 Feb 94)




                 ⪨ ਨ, 蠭    
                    " 襣 ணࠬ" (   )



1. ஢   ⪥:
      -   
      - ⥫  - ᨫ
       - 襫 
      - 祭 ...  

2. ᫨  ४  ⢨ ࠫ, ,      ...

3.  ﭨ  墮, ᫨  ,   㣮  !

4. ᫨  ࠧ  襫,     訡. ⢨: ᫨
    襫 - 訡 .

5. ࠦ: 襫  ணࠬ...

6.  ⠪ ⥫ 祫 ? ⥫ 祫,  , 
    ⫨   ,   ,   ,
     ,   ,   㪨,    㬪.
   ⢨: ⥫ 祫  뢠 类,  ⫨砥
     㬪.

7. , ப樢  ⨪ !  ப業 ⨪ -  ६,
   :  㬥蠥  ࠩ   ᮢ     .
    ப栭 ⨪ -   ⬠᪠  ⮢,   祣
   ⥡.

8. ࠦ: ⮩,  ஭ אַ㣮쭮 ...

9.      :
   -  㤥, 蠩,     業
      ⮬ :   ன -  ।  -
    ᤠ,   ⢥ -  梥   襣 祡-
   ,      -     ९⥫
    ...
     㤨ਨ:
   - ,  ० !!!

10. ᫠ 窠   ⢥ 窮...  ᭥᫠, ﭭ !

11. 誠    襫
     ᪠ :
    -    ...
    - , 뭮,  !

12. ' ண 룮  ᥭ  㤭 ...

13. -     ⥫,    ?
    -     䮭: ,   ...
    -   襣  - 頤 ᭠ ,
      ᪨ 楫
    ࡠ祢 ࠧ !

14. .   室 㤥,   ⮨   
    १ 让  ਭ⮣ ᯨ⭮.
    -  ९⥫, ਬ   ﭮ 㤥 !
    -    !!!
    -  ⮢ ९⥫, ,   !
    -  祫,     ᫥ ᯨ...
    -    祭  !
    - , ᠤ.
    - 㭤. , -p-p, - !!!

15. ૨,  뢠  宬 ஥,  ⮫쪮 猪. 
     !!!

16.     ࢮ ⤥:
    - 뫨    ⢥ ॥ ?
    - 륧    ࠭,  ᫨ ,  祬 㫨 ?

17.   ⢮  ᢮   祭   300   3-
    ࠬ ?
    ⢥: .     㤨: - ⠢,  !
    ,   ⮫ ५  㯮: - , ᮡ !
    ஬,   ⥫: -   , 襭 !

18. :  ⠪ 樮 ?
    ⢥: 樮 -  ⠫, 饩 ⢮ ⥫, -
    祭   ⨥-ਤ ⠡⪥, ࠭饩    
    ᮢ  ࠭樨.
     ⥯  :   ⠪ 樮 ???
    ( ᯮ: ࠬ, ... )

19.    쭠  ?
    쭠    襩 .,   .  ९ ঠ
    .
    ਬ砭:
    . - 誮
    . - 頤
    . - 宧⢮
    P.S.  ᫨     ⥬,  祬  㬠 - ...

20. ᪮쪮  祭    ᫮...
     - ਡ  ७ ᮯ⨢ 誨 ﭭ ⮪;
     - ਡ  ७ 稭   稭;
     ( . ) - -  AIDS;
     ( ⮭. ) - 騭,  ;
     ( 饨. ) - ﯠ;
     -  ᥭ.  ,     ⭮  ॡ-
             - ᢨ !
     ( . ) - ⢥   ;
     ( . ) - ⮢  ;
     ( . ) -   ६ (   );
     ( 饭. ) - 稪  ;

21.   ய:
    -  祫,  "थ" ?
    - , ᯠᨡ,   "" !
    - ,    ...
    -  ⮦.

22.  権 뫮 ਣ 
    ... ࠧࠡ뢠 ணࠬ 㦭 ⠪ ,  稭 ந  - 
    ...
    ...   -   ᢥ  ண  ... ( P.S.
     모 ⢥ত,   ᫥騩  ᫥ ⮣  
    ஥堫   ᢥ  ࠧ ॡ ᢮ 設. )
     . 㯯 㤥⮢    뫮 室 ன 
    㣮  . 뫮 : - ⮡  ,   
    ன ਤࠬ...

23.   㯯 -3-88
    - ᮭ,  㭤,  ⠪ 宫 !

24.  㤥 ,   㦨 - ⮦   ...

25.  ⠪  ?  ᪮᪨   ࠭ 
    .

26. 뢪  ᮢ ஥⮢, ᯥ譮 ᤠ ९⥫ 䥤
        ( . 䥤ன 뫮 .. ):
    - 饥 ன⢮ (   )  뢮 ଠ  -
    ⮢  㫮 㬠, ମ⢨⥫ 㬠, ᪨, 
      稥 窨 楫 (  .. 業 ᮢ: 5 )
    - ,  蠩 ࠡ,    ⥡ ᥩ ஬  
    㪭... (  .. 業  ᮢ: 5 )
    - ⮬,  ⠥  ⮣ , ⠢ 뫪 猪... ( 
     ﭮ,   ⢥ত,  ᫥ ᪮쪨  -
      娢, -  ९⥫ ⠫ -⠪ 
    ⮣ ,   ॡ ᢮ ⭮ ࠡ⠭ ,  -
     让 ᪠. )

27.   ⮫  㤨ਨ:
    -  㯥  ⥡, ⠭ !
                       㤥
    -  㯥  ⥡, 㤥 !
                       ⠭
    -   -    !!!
                       

28.  ⫨砥    ?   ,   , 
      ᯮ,     ,    ७ !

29. ૨  猪.  ᭠砫 ஬ ࠫ,  ⮬ ᫠-
      㯠 .   稫,  ᪮ -⠪ 
    ᮧ. " " - 㬠 ૨,  ࠢ   ଠ -
    , -    ⮫ ? "   㧭,    ? " - 㤨 -
    . "  ⢮ ᮡ  " - 㬠  ᮢ᪨ ࠧ稪.
      蠫 ஭⥫  ᢨ. ૨ ᤥ 蠣  ஭.
        쥬 ஬砫 . "    ⠪ ᯮ-
    訫" - ᮢ ᠥ. ᫥ ᮢ ࠧ  ,
     , ⭮, ,   - ᮢ᪨ ࠧ稪. " ᭮,
       뤠" - 㬠 ૨  ࠢ  㤨  -
    祭 थ "ன ᪮ " ࠢ  ३᪠楫᪨ -
    .  ண 㤠  :   ⠪ 稫   ᯨ-
    . "" - 㬠 ᠥ, - " ⠢ ⮢ ᪠  
     ⪨     -  騩 ᠤ !"

30. ࠢ : ᫨ 祣 㣮  , ⠩, , -
    . ⢨: ᫨   ᤠ, ⠩, , ᯥ !

31. ,  MS-DOS - 樮 ⥬ !!!

32.  墠⠩ 묨 㪠   ஢ -   ঠ !

33. ૨   ५﫨  ।. । ।,   室.

34.  ⠪⮢  , 祬  ...

35.  ⥬ થ 㣮-楤    .
    -  -  ? - ஦ ᨫ .
    -  ⮡, -,  , - १⥫쭮 ⢥⨫ 窠.

36. 誠 -  ,  ᥣ  ᭮.

37. ': " ணࠬ   .   -
     21h ᫥ 23332 ⨪   㧪."


                                                           14-Jan-92

ਨ    ⠢   ᪮᪮ BBS   Harry
Nikolayev.





                         

                  ( 21   20 ﭢ)

      . ஢⥫⢮ ୠ.   䨧᪨, ⠪   -
ࠫ쭮   ᠬ ⮩稢   . ஥  -
⢮ ࠪ  ᯮ ८  ९⢨.
     ᮬ ஦ ।ᯮ  ⬨᪨ 몠.
 த  ⨬   ⫨ ⥬  ணࠬ-
.
     㥬 모 ணࠬ஢ , .
     ⨣ ᮡ ⢠  ⫠ ணࠬ  ᪥ 訡.
     ४ 㪮⥫    ࠧࠡ⪥ ணࠬ  ᯥ-
.
     ⮪ -  । ࢠ⨢.   㤮  室 
 ணࠬ ।⢠,  ᫨ २⢠ ᫥ 祢.

            ⫨  ,  - ୨
                ⫨ ᫠ 7,12,712,1217.

              (  21 ﭢ  18 䥢ࠫ)

      .  ஢⥫⢮   . ࠪ -
⥫.  樮쭠. 㦤 ⨧  ⨭.
     訥      ᯮᮡ   १砩
஬ ᢮ ணࠬ ।.
     ᮡ  ᮧ ਣ ணࠬ.
       ⠭   ⨣⮬,   ᪮筮 -
 ᢮ ணࠬ.
     㥬  ணࠬ஢ - .
     쭮 ०, ᫨ ᮧ  ணࠬ  ࠡ⠥, 訡
室 ⨢.
     ⫨筮 ࠡ  ਣ ணࠬ⮢, 稭  㪮-
⥫.
      ᪫  ᮧ     .

          ⫨  - ,  - 㡡.
                  ⫨ ᫠ 9,14,19,119

                 (  19 䥢ࠫ  20 )

      . ஢⥫ , .  . -
⫨ 졠, .
     મ ࠦ 㠫쭮 ᯮᮡ ᮧ ணࠬ -
⥫쭮 ଫ  窨 ७ ⢨  짮⥫.
     ᮡ  ⨢ ஢ ஥஢   -
ࠬ ᮢ.
     㥬  ணࠬ஢ - .
     㥬  ୮ ⥫쭮 - 䨪, -
 ⨯.
        ᯥ客   ⢥ ⥫.
            ⫨  - , -⭨.
                ⫨ ᫠ - 8,13,813,318

                  ( 21   20 ५)
       .    ஢⥫⢮  . ࠪ ᨫ, 
⭠.
     訥   ⨬      ᯥ宬  ᥬ
ﬨ ୮ ⥫쭮.
     ⫨     ஢  ணࠬ.
     㥬  ணࠬ஢ - ᥬ, ᪠, .
      ᯮᮡ 㤠  졥  묨 ᠬ.
      㪮⥫ ਣ  ணࠬ⮢  ᮧ⥫  
䠩.
     ࠡ    ⥩.
     ⨬  饭 樮 ⥬ MS-DOS.

           ⫨  - ᥭ, - ।.
                ⫨ ᫠ 6,11,16,61,116


                  ( 21 ५  21 )

      .   ஢⥫⢮ . ࠪ  ⨢稢.
 樮쭠.
      ᯥ客  ⨣    ᮧ  ᪨ -
ࠬ.  ᪫   筮 ଫ.
      த       ⫨ ९⥫
ணࠬ஢  樮 ⥬.
      ࠧࠡ뢠 ணࠬ  .
     㥬  ணࠬ஢ .
     ௨  ⨪ ᢮ ࠧࠡ⮪.
      ४ ࠡ   .

          ⫨  - ,  - ⢥.
                ⫨ ᫠ - 7,12,17,712.


                  ( 21   21 )

      .   ஢⥫⢮ . ﭭ  ࠧ-
.  㬭,   ॠ  ࠧ஭ .
     訥  ⨬  - 䠭⨪ ᮭ쭮 , -
 ஢   ⪨,    ⮣   祬   ࠢ -
᫠.
      , 騩 ᠬ 讥 ᫮ , ᢨ⥫  -
⥭樠 뤠  ᯮᮡ⥩    ᮧ   -
ࠬ.
     㥬 모 ணࠬ஢ - ,
     ᬮ    ᨬ ४᭮ ࠡ  ⨢
ணࠬ⮢, 뢠 ॡ  ᮠ  魨.
     訥 ᯥ   ⨣   த ணࠬ.

         ⫨  - ,  - 쭨.
                 ⫨ ᫠ - 5,10,15,51.


                    ( 22   22 )

      .  ஢⥫⢮ . ࠪ ,  -
⥫쭠.
      ᠬ    ᥣ .
      ᫨⥫, ⫨ ࠧࠡ稪 ⥪ ணࠬ -
ᮢ.
        ॠ쭮 ਢ   䫨⠬   -
頬  ࠡ - ४ ᮧ ணࠬ  .
     ⥫쭮 ਢ  ᪥樧    몮 ணࠬ-
஢  ணࠬ ।.
     㥬 모 ணࠬ஢ - , .
      ࠡ  ᮭ쭮    ६   祭
ਠ쭮 룮, 室 㤮⢮७  ᮢ⭮ ࠡ.

          ⫨  - , - 쭨.
                 ⫨ ᫠ - 4,9,14,914.


                  (  21   20 )

      .   ஢⥫⢮  . ࠪ   
.
     ⫨ ணࠬ  짮⥫ ᮭ ஢,  -
騥 ⮬  訬.
     ⢥  ᫠ ਢ  訬 ᯥ堬.
     ⨣  ᯥ客    ਬ  ᮭ ஢  ᠬ
ࠧࠧ .
     㥬  ⥫쭮 - ⮬⨧ ୮ -
  ࠧࠡ⪨   ⢥ ⥫.
        ⢮ ᯮ ᠬ ࠧ 모  -
ࠬ஢  ணࠬ ।⢠. ⢨⥫  , ⭮ -
  .

          ⫨  - ,  - ᥭ.
                 ⫨ ᫠ - 3,8,13,813.

               ( 23   22 ᥭ )

      .   ஢⥫⢮  . ࠪ  㡮. 
.   -  ॠ쭮, , ᭮.
      ᯮᮡ   㪠   ᯥ譮  ࠡ  
 ਬ ᮭ ஢.
     ᮫⭮ 宫    ࠬ,     ⮬
稭 ࠧࠡ뢠 ᮡ⢥ ணࠬ,   ᫥⢨   
᪨ .
       ࠧࠡ⪠  ணࠬ  騬 ᠬ,  ⭮
 ணࠬ஢   筮 .
     㥬 모 ணࠬ஢ - ᨪ, ࠭.
     㥬  ⥫쭮 - ࠧࠡ⪨   ࠡ  
 .

            ⫨  - ,  - 㡡.
                 ⫨ ᫠ - 2,7,12,712.

               ( 23 ᥭ  23  )

        ஢⥫⢮  . ࠪ .   -
. ⫨ ࠢ襭 ࠪ஬.
       ⨬  ⫨    ᯥ宬 
㪮 ࠧࠡ⪮ 㯭 ணࠬ ஥⮢.
     㥬  ⥫쭮 - ࠧࠡ⪠ ᪨ ⮢
 ᮧ ணࠬ 壠᪮ .
      砥 䫨     ᮧ   -
ᮢ.
      ࠧࠡ⪥ ணࠬ    ᮯ ᯥ.
     㥬 모 ணࠬ஢ - , ࠭.

            ⫨  - , - ୨.
                  ⫨ ᫠ - 3,14,314.

               ( 24   22 )

      .  ஢⥫⢮   . ࠪ ,
 ⥭ᨢ.
     訥     ᥡ ⫨묨  㪮-
⥫ﬨ   ணࠬ ஥⮢.
         筮 ணࠬ஢,   ᯥ宬 -
 ᢮ ⠫  몠 ⨯ .
      ஦묨  栬, ,   ࠢ,筮  
 ᯥ    ୮ ⥫쭮.
          ࠢ ᢮ ᨫ  㦭
ࠢ.
     ࠧ⥫쭮 㯮⢮  ,  묨   ᮭ-
묨 ࠬ.
     㥬  ⥫쭮 -     ࠡ  
० ⥫㯠.

            ⫨  - ,  - ⢥.
                ⫨ ᫠ - 9,14,19,419.

               ( 23   21 )

      .   ஢⥫⢮ . ࠪ  ࠢ襭.
 䨫᪠.
      த   ५  ॢ -
 ⢨ ணࠬ  ᮭ쭮 .
     㥬  ⥫쭮 - ࠧࠡ⪠ ணࠬ ⥬
㦨  ࢨ ணࠬ.
      祭  ⨪.  ஦ ᪫  ࠡ   -
쭮  ⠥  㤮⢮७  ﬨ 
  ࠡ   .
     ⫨ ࠧࠡ稪 樮 ⥬.
     㥬 모 ணࠬ஢ - , ᥬ.
     ⫨ 㪮⥫, 騥 ஬ 㢫  ᮡ .

           ⫨  - 䥢ࠫ,  - ।.
               ⫨ ᫠ - 3,13,18,318,813

   P.S. ᪮  ணࠬ,  ࠧࠡ⠭     ᭮
ன ⨪, ⠪   ⥬  ਢ ᪮  㤥
⮦ ᥭ -   쭮  .   ᪮
( ᥤ쬮 )  ந宦 த⮢    ⨫
⥪ " ".

        㢠
       業   , ...    -- ᠭ ࣥ

         - ࠤ 193079 / 119



                                .. 

                                  ⮪

       砫 뭥譥  ⠫⫨ ᪨ 㦨-ᠬ窠 誠
⨭ 砫  ਡ࠭ 窥:  "  -⪮,  룠,  ᯮ  
   窨,    ᢨ!"    룠    ᪮
ᨩ᪨ .      ⮥  ᪮  ᫮  "",
஥      ⠪  ᫮,     "⭨",   "ன"   
"娯", ⠫  ᥬ .
     㡥  ᫥⥫  ਨ  ணࠬ஢    騥
   㠧        ਯ뢠    ⢮    
  ᯥ樠⠬, 뢠    䠬  ,
, , , ૠ, ⮭  .  ࠧ    㬠
  ᫥⥫, ࠤ ⨭ ⮨ -⠪ ⬥: ஦
 ࠧ⨥ ⮩ 㪨  祭    易  ᪫⥫쭮  ᬥ⫨  
室稢 ᪮ ᪮ 㬠.
       ᪮  ࠢ⥫⢮        ࠧ   業
室 ਧ樨 ᫠ࠧ⮣  ॢ樮  宧⢠.
쪮      室   ᪮      ணࠬ஢    ਮ५
⢨⥫쭮   饣㤠⢥   ࠧ.    ᭮    ࢮ
樠᪮  㤠⢠      ணࠬ   ஥   
⢠. ணࠬ ᠭ  몥   ࠩ᪮ 袥᪮ 뫪.
     ⢥   ணࠬ   ᯥ譮   ᮧ,   ஢   
⫠ ணࠬ ⨢樨, 㫠樨  .  뫨  ࠧࠡ⠭
   ⭮-ணࠬ            த⢨,
    2000-  .    ⢮७  த  室
⫠   ய୮ ⥬.


                  ⢥ ணࠬ஢

     । ᭮  ⢥ ணࠬ஢    뤥
  訥:      ࠡ    ॠ  ᮫
ணࠬ.
     饭  ࠡ  ᯮᮡ  ᮧ   ⮬⨧஢
ࠡ  , ᭠, 壠    ..  訩  䥪
⨣  ॠ樨  ணࠬ   ⢥  孨:  ⠬,
 ࠭ ᨤ  壠, ⥯ ᨤ   ,  ணࠬ,
஭騪,  稪  砫쭨 ⤥ ᫨⥫쭮 孨.
      ᮫⭮ ணࠬ -  ,   ଠ-
樨.  ⠪ ᮫⭠ ணࠬ -   ,    ।,
  - 襥.   ⮩  祩    ⭮  ⢮
 ⮢, , ,    ⮫쪮 १, ᪮쪮
ᠬ .


                           㤭  

       ᭮ 㤭⥩   ॠ樨 ᮫⭮  ணࠬ
 ⢨   㬥樨.    㤠-ணࠬ
㦤 ᮢ ⨭  ᪠஢     ᠭ. ,
᫮,  ,  ਢ  모  ਣ쭮  諥,  
⠪ ନ ᮧ ᥤ.
     室  ⬥    ꥪ⨢  稭,  ਢ      ⨬
㤭. , 筮 , 殮  ᫥  ⠫騭,  ਥ騭  
०騭.  ਧ   த  ஢  ⢥
.  ணࠬ  ᯮ   뢠 
""    "".  ணࠬ஢          室⢮   
⢨ﬨ ⨧  ᪨ : ⭮, ,     祬
  ᮩ  ५ᮢ.


                             ਭ樯

       ଠ  ࣠権  (ਬ    ᪨  ஢)
    ᥤ    ਮ⥭  㡥   ᫨⥫쭮
孨.   , 室 ࠧ ࠬ  稬  
  ᮤন  ᢠ    IBM.  ⭮
ᮧ  筮  権  㪮⥫  ࠭      ⮬   :
-,   ஢ ᢠ  祣  ⤠      ;
-, , ஬ 㤠⢠,   த த  
ᯥ⨢  業;  ,  ,            ࠡ!
  ⠪ 㯠 ⮬, 稭  ।ᥤ⥫  ᯮ
-    䮭 饣   ⨨.
     :  ᭠  ணࠬ⮢  襩   ᫨⥫쭮   孨
室   㤠⢥ 㪠,    , 
஢ ࠧ ᮢ᪮ ਧ樨  ᪮  ࠢ    ஢
ࠧ ᮢ᪮ ᥫ᪮ 宧⢠.


                               ᮢ

      㥬 㡫  ᮢ ᮧ   
 直  ⮣ 堨:  ᮢ  -      ⢨.
㭣 "யਠ யਠ஢"    ஦  ᨤ    祭  
 ᮢ᪮ 祫.  யਠ஬  ࠧ㬥  ,
  - .
      ⠪ "  "? "  " -   ᮢ᪨ ணࠬ-
! ।  㯨 ணࠬ ᯥ祭,   ᬥ  
.
      ணࠬ ᮡ⢥筮 ࠤ, ᯮ,   
ਫ  ᤠ 룥-짮⥫    室  業    
ணࠬ:  ࠩ   .  ஡ ਣ஧   㤮,
   ⢥ ⡮ ࠭.
      ,  室  ਤ᪨  ९    ᮢ᪮
ணࠬ.  ,   客    ᬮ  ।:
  㣮  ⢥⢥    㯪      ணࠬ
ᯥ祭 - 5  襭 ᢮  ਭ㤨⥫ ணࠬ஢  
 ਨ .


                              ⨦

       ⥯ ⬠- ணࠬ⮢ (  1913   뫮  !).
᪨  (5 ) - ᠬ 쪨   ,  ᮢ᪨
⥬  - ᠬ 让!  , ᫨    ᮬ    
⨦,  ࠢ ""  "".   ஡㤨  
 ⫨ 㬠, 樠⨢ 諥  ਮ⨧.     
 ਪ᪮ ᮫:  ⮬,  ⠬ ᫨誮  ।,  
⮬,  ࠢ ""  "" -     樨.


                                뢮

       ᤥ 뢮? ⢥ ணࠬ஢  室
 ਮ 玲  梥.    㤭      祭
뢠 :  㦥  諮...   ਭ樯    
⢥म         饬.  ⢨  ᮢ    
饭 ᬮ  ᢥ⫮ 饥.

               :   !
               ...   ?




From:    Andrey Vokhmianin
To:      All                                    Msg #60, 27-Nov-91 04:35
Subject: .p..

(c) .p.., Hᨡp, 1991.
  ======================================================================

           p 뫪 p  .. p祢
           ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
        , ,  ""  .., ᥣ 20 .


        稢  뫪, ᤥ 20 筮 ⠪   p
     20 p pᠬ. ᫨  ⠪ ᤥ,   㤥 ,
     ᫨ ,   㤥 .
         ᥬ 稫 ⠪ 뫪, ꥫ   ⠫ p
    20 뫮.  , ⮬, 楫  稫.  p㣠 ᥬ 稫
    ⠪ 뫪,    ⠫,  p  ⠫, ⠪ , ᥩ
    ᥬ, -   .
         뫪 p, p, ᪨, ⠡. ᫨  ⠪  ᤥ,
     p 8 p    100 뫮   p 㤥  -
    p, p, ᪮, ⠡.

  ========================================================================

---
 * Origin: " 㭣!" (2:5000/2)





           H H H  H.
                    (ᮡ 稭騬 䨤p)

 ᠭ  y祡 孨 p p䠧 ⠭  
p  p⠥ ⮫쪮  䠧 p  p殮. 
p殮    p    ⠫ 䠧 ( pp稥 -
堡 ;) ). H -  y 䠧 pᠥ  py y砥 
襥 p殮   䠧. ᫥ ⮣ y p 室  䠧
y筮 ᠥ y室   ᨭyᮨ. p 䠧  p
y ᮧ  p ⮫쪮  뫠  -    ᭮  - 
⭮ ⠥ p y -     . 쪮 ᭨y  
 ,   ⮬y  y .  ᫥ ,  p
䠧 y  , py娢 p  y砥  訩 p.
᫥ 祣   ꥧ  y  p 䠧  뫠 - ⠪   
⠫. p 䠧, p樮 ⫮ ⬥ ⮡  p  p
, ⠥ pp y祭 yy⨢ p.....  
 pp ,  p⠥   ⮯, ⮬᪨
p   ᠣ, p y py⨭  ⨭ -    p
ᥬ 䨣y - ⠫쭮 ᭮ .  ᯮ ᭥,  ⮫쪮 
᫥ yp ⤠   py襩  室 p 䠧.

[  砥 p yp  - 砥  - 稭
pᥨ p鸞 ]

p 䠧 ⭮ ⠥   訥  pyy 50Mb. -
yᯥ 墠뢠  ,   ᫠ , y᪨  - 
ᯮ -  ᫥ 49- ⮬    p
䠧 p y  p堢襬y  . ᫥ ⮣ p 䠧 室
 ⭨ 砬  p  ꥤ y饥  筮
p⨧ p pp,  䨣筮 室 p p⥩,
p᪨ y騬    쪨 p樨  5 Mb ,  ᪮y
  py (   y py    50Mb ?!)
 ᯮ       y ᭮  y. ᫥ 祣
p 䠧 ⢨⥫쭮 뢠   . y.
y⢥  ppy ᪢ p᫨ ᭮  室  p
ᠭ  䠧 pp....     p,  y
ᨭyᮨ,  ⪨ ᥭ  ⠭ y y,  ⮬ 
. 쪠 p py  pp py   p諮
   p p  ᮣp    y⢥
p......
py 몠 - p殮 , p諮  1/sqrt(2)  ᥬ
䠧, y,  p⨢室  y ᭮  py p - 
y p y.    p 室.....;)))

Always at your service: Max Skibinsky

P.S.  ᮢ pᮭ 襣 p᪠  p묨 쬨 y砩.
 , p樨  p yy   p᪠ 諥  
 ᮮ⢥⢨  ᢨ⥫쭮.   p祭  p쭮
ᯮ⠭  p....;)))




         - ⪨ -᪨ 樮਩  .
   ========================================================
       Last correction : Date 06/12/89  Time 09:48:20

            1. ।᫮ ।.

    ᫮ , ᪮쪮  ⭮,  ࢮ
⪮    ᮢ᪮  ணࠬ  ⮫  ᠬ
 ନ, ᯮ㥬  㡥  ,
 ᮪ 쭨 ᮢ᪮ ணࠬ஢.
    ࠢ⥭.


   ABEND - , TRAP,      CRASH.  筠
ॠ 樮 ⥬    祭      
 ஡஭ ⠦ .

   AIDS -  . ⢨ ᯮ冷 痢.
  ࠧ㬥.

   ALICE - 1. ਪ (⮫.). 2.ॢ (쥢)
(.).  3.  (஫.).  4. ।⢮ ᤠ 㪮 
। (.). 5. DBASE (㡤.).

   ALIAS - 䠫訢 ᯮ (᫮  JCL).

   ARTIFICIAL  INTELLIGENCE   -   ⢥   ⥫,
⪠  㫨஢  ய      "INTEL"   
   ⢥   ⭮   .    樠
⢥ত,   ࠧ訬.

   ASSEMBLER - ᥬ, ந諮    ᫮  "ASS",  
 "ᥫ",  "ACE" - , ⠪    ணࠬ  
 ⮫쪮 ⥬ ணࠬ.

   BASIC - 1. ᭮, , 砫. 2. 㡥
     ࠭ 몠 . 3. ⮭.

   BACKUP -  窠, 믮  ஫  樨
  樮 ⥬.

   BENCH TESTING - ⥭ ⠭ ணࠬ. ந諮
 ᫮ "BENCH" (᪠), ..  ⠭ 易⥫쭮
-  ᫮, 筮 ᪠,    拉
.

   BENCHMARK RUN -   ९⢨ﬨ, .. ᤠ ணࠬ.
⨬ ᬮ  ।饬 ᫮.

   BIT -  ,  ࠧ.   㬠,      ᫮
ந諮    "BINARY  DIGIT",       㭤.   
ணࠬ ਫ "A BIT OF BYTE"  (祪  ),  
⮬  ᮪⨫  ࠦ.


   BOOTSTRAP - ⪠: 1. ᯮᮡ 㧨  樮
⥬,     .  祭  ,  ᫨
㡨 ᪮. 2. 祭  ᯮᮡ  ᮡ࠭
  . 3. ⪠  ᥡ  ન  ⨭
(.),  ᯥ譠.

   COMPILER - ணࠬ, 뤠  ନ  ᯨ᮪  
訡, ஬ ,    襩  ணࠬ  (祬
ᥣ ࠧ -- ਬ. ।.)

   DEBUGGER  -  ।⢮    ,  -  த   襣
嫮.

   DEC  -  ப  ࠭        
 ஭ ࠢ 設 ().

   DECOBRASTS - ,  - . ⨬
. .

   DRIVE - 1.(n) ਢ (  ) 2.(n) ⥫ 3.
(v) , ࠢ.

   DRIVER - 1. ⠭. 2. . 3. . HANDLER

   DUMMY - . NULL

   EXPERT SYSTEM  -  ᯥ⭠  ⥬,  ..  ணࠬ,
ᠭ 騬 ணࠬ⮬, ⮡  ࠢ  
直 ᮯ猪.

   EXTERNAL  -  ᠭ   㭪樨         몠
ணࠬ஢,  饥    ⮬,      ॠ樨
 㭪樨  ᯮ짮 ஭ ᨫ.

   FLOWCHART  -  奬,  㤨  㤠   ।⢥
ணࠬ⮢,           
'GOTO'  'RETURN'.  ᫥ ६  ⠢  奬
᫮    ᯮ, "FLOWCHARTING",   筮
   㤭  ।  ᤠ祩  ஥
稪.

   FORTRAN - ࠢ⥫쭮 , 訩    30  ⮬
,    ᥬ  ⥭.  ⠭     
ᯥ ஢ .  䨪樨  ૠ  
.  W.F.CHOROSHEFSKY  ४  -    㦪
  -  ࠭,    ,    ࠭     
⠥   .

   GIN - ࠧ .      
ਬᮬ

   GOTO (GO TO) - 1. ।⢮ 뢠  ணࠬ,
ᯮ짮襥  堨 몠  饥 -
樨 if then else  横. 2. . 3. ⭮ -
⥫⢮. - த "  ..."

   GPSS  (GENERAL  PURPOSE  SIMULATING  SYSTEM)  -  ⥬
ᨬ樨 ࠫ  ௮  (ࠫ  ௮  -  㤭
 IBM).

   GREP - ᪮ UNIX', 祭 ,    ய  -
 ᪠   祭    ᮢ  ⥪⮢  ப  
⠬ । .

   HANDLER - 1.   樮 ⥬  -
ᠬ 設 (. ਬ砭 ।  OPERATING SYSTEM)
2. ஢騪 ࠩ (. DRIVE).

   HEAP -1. ,   稪  ,   
 . 2. ᮪ ⨢ , ᯮ㥬
 ᪫஢ 㦭 ६.

   HELP  -  ⥬  㭪     뤠      ᯫ
諮 .

   HACKER  -  ,  ᠭ  .  ᫥     ࠡ
릨  ⮫쪮  ᠬ  ⮩     樮
⥬ (ࠧ ⥬ ணࠬ -- ਬ.।.)

   IBM -   'BIG  BLUE',  -      ,
ந  ਩   㤮         .
ணࠬ,   ⮩ ଥ,     ⭮
࣮ - JCL.

   INVALID CHARACTER - ᫨  ⨫  ⠪  ᮮ饭,
  ᯥ      娠,        
९⠫ 祢 ᫮.

   I/O SIF -  /뢮 (ᥬ.)

   JCL - ⭮ ᫮, 㣠⥫⢮,  -᪨  -
த -.

   KILL  -    ਪ᪮  ⥬,   㦤   訬
ਭ樯.

   KWIK   -   ⥫쭠   ணࠬ,   ⠢    
᫥⢮  ,    ६  ᯮ⢠  UNIX'.
 ⠢  ᮤঠ 襩    ,  
祬-  浪 䠢 ࠫ᪨ ਣ.

   LIBR -   ⥬ ⨫,  ᯮᮡ 
,  । ணࠬ⮬.

   LINKER - - ⨫ 樮  ⥬  OS/370,
,    ᫮  易    ,  祣    
   !

   MEGABYTE - ਪ᪮  .

   MOTOROLA -  ਪ᪠  ଠ.  ᪠  ஫
 ஫஢.

   NIL  - . DUMMY

   NULL -  襬: 䨣.

   NYS - .

   OPERATING  SYSTEM   -   樮   ⥬:   ,
ࠧ騩 짮⥫  ᮢ   (  
  ઠ - ਬ. ।.),  ⠪ ࠡ祥   
⥬ ணࠬ.

   PRIMUS  -  ᨭ,  㦨    ਣ⮢  .
(  ᫮         ࠧ㬥,   ..   
⠢  ᫮  ᯮ짮  ,       
 -- ਬ. ।.)

   PROLOG  -     ணࠬ஢,  ࠭ 
-, ﯮ,      墠⠥  ப஢
(  ᪠      ᪮쪮  ࠧ  ),  㦤
ࠡ    㯥-.

   QUEUE - ᮡ ࠧ ⠢ ᯨ᮪,   ஬
㦨  (  㤠  ).

   RANDOMIZE -  ணࠬ  ᨪ.

   SQUEEZE - ⥬   ࠧ BAD-.

   SUPERVISOR - 㯥ࢨ, 㪢쭮 - "ᥢ騩". 
樮 ⥬,    ன  -  ࣮  
ணࠬ⮬  뤥  ᮢ.  祭  ࠧࠧ
.

   SYSTEM PROGRAMMER - ⥬ ணࠬ, .. 祫,
஢騩  ᢮   ࠡ祥   (      ࠡ祥)   ६   
  졥    訡  樮  ⥬   
⭮ 騩 .

   TIME-SHARING - ࠧ  ६,  쭮  ।⢮
    ⥬  ணࠬ    ⠪   뢠묨
"஡묨" ணࠬ⠬.

   TURBO - 1.  IBM PC/AT,   ⪫砥
  -  ࠧ拉       
. 2. ⠢  ᠬ 娬 ࠬ. 3.ମ.

   UNIX- 㭨,    - .

   UTILITY - 饥      ணࠬ,  
 모.

   VAX - -!

   VIRTUAL - 㠫,  ..  騩,  ந諮
 䠬 ⭮ ணࠬ .  ETH, ZURICH.

   VIRUS - ।⢮ ࠧࠧ 饭 ணࠬ 
ࠡ  IBM - ᮢ⨬ . . ⠪ AIDS.

   WINCHESTER  -  ᪨,      ,  ᫨   
     .  ⢥  ਠ
  "".

   XENIX  - UNIX, 襭 ⮩ 祫᪮ ॡ.

   Y2WHAMZ  -  ᪮  ᫮         "ADVENTURE",
           (  
⮬  ᭥ -- ਬ. ।.). ५  裡  -
࠭ ᪮ 몠.

   ZERODIVIDE -  ᫨    ⨫  ⠪  ᮮ饭  
믮   ࠭᪮   ணࠬ,        ९
ணࠬ  ᥬ, ࠭㥬,        
.

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From:    Alex Young
To:      All                                    Msg #63, 05-Dec-91 05:07
Subject: ?

-  ᥣ    - ᪠ ᯮ!
, p᪠ - p,  p  - ⮢.

  - p:

  ,
   p,
  p ,
     ,
      ,
       ,
       -, p ᮣ ﭥ!

p!  ,   ⠬ ᫮ 﫨...   ᪮ ᠤ
  p p䮭 p᪠뢠...

    ,    ...p  ﯪ... (, p祬  ?  ?)
           ...㤨  ⠯... (-, - p ⮣)

  㤨  ⠯. p  -p! (, p)
p   ﯪ ( ,  ), ﭥ-ﭥ, p 
pᨫ!...

H,  p  뫠.

- p  ᢮ 砫,  ᠬ ᨫ쭮 p. ! - 
 ᢮ . ! !     p ( p) -
 , p p嬠⮢!  ⠫ p  pp⮣ 쮭.

H,  -  .

! !

  ᠪp ᠪp - ⥪, , ᠪp, !
p  祯 堫,  ⭥ 몠,
㣠 , ⥪   ᠭ   p.
  p  p甆,  -, ﯠ,  :
"  祯 堭,  ⭥ 몠,
   p ,  ᠪp !"
 p 饣: "-,  ⥡ pﯠ!"
-"H pﯠ , 饣,  ⥡ p믭 ᢮!",  :
 "  祯 堭,  ⭥ 몠,
    p ,  ᠪp ,
    ⥡, 饣,  㣮 ﯠ!",   ﯠ!  !
 p 룠: "-,  ⥡ pﯠ!"
  : "H pﯠ  룠!  ⥡ p믥 ᢮!"-
"  祯 堭,  ⭥ 몠,
   ᠪp ,  ᠪp ,
  饣㫠 ,   ⥡, 룠,  㣮 ﯠ!"
 룠  : " p믭!      p!"
㬮  ᢮  ,  룠  :
 " p믥쪠!    p ⥡, ﯭ   ,
  ᢮  , !"
    ,    p믥,  룠 p!
 pﯠ !

H   ᯮ!  ⥫   p,  㦥  㦭.

----------------------------------------------------------------------
H:

᫥  p ᪠ ᠭ  p 訥 p
堩p᪮  ⭮ ᪠⥫쭨楩 p
䮫쪫p p⮫p⮩   1982   ᫮ ⭮
⮪ pp宬᪮ 몠.  뢠 "".

---
 * Origin: Ae 㬭oac eee. (2:5020/26)


From:    Alex Young
To:      All but nobody else...                 Msg #64, 27-Nov-91 04:32
Subject:  ᪠   쪨 p  襩 ᭨.

( p)
                            .

  p.  p -p!    , -,    !
  .   ,   p, -,    !   .
  ,   ,   , -,    ...
   -   ,   ,   ,   p, -,
   .    :   ,   ,   ,   ,
  p, - -,    .   !    ,
   ,    ,   ,   ,   p...

                          !!!


                          .

---
 * Origin: A -    . (2:5020/26)





From:    Alex Berber
To:      All                                    Msg #67, 04-Dec-91 00:48
Subject: The Door

 -  ᢥ  ᪨
          .
        冷-   ᪨ -
         .
        㪨   ,
         - !
           
        ஧  .
          ⢥ 
          ,
          
          .
           ⮭,
         ஢ ᪨,
         ⥫   
         ᪨.
         ॢ   ᯠ,
         ,᪠.
            믠
        -  ᪠...

         뫠   
          ,
        쪮   , 
         .

                               .ࡥ

... Enjoy the Silence...
--- BWave/Max v2.00
 * Origin: Jabberwocky Nest BBS (2:461/400.0)


From:    Alex Young
To:      Alex Berber                            Msg #65, 06-Dec-91 02:15
Subject: The Door

!   㬠, 祣-    ᠫ?  p !
 -⪮,   , ᭨...
(p  p樨 p  )


         THE .

                 "  ⢥ 
                    ,
                    
                    ." A.Berber

     ⠫  ᭠,
     p,
     p   ⥬
     p .

      㤨 -
     祫,
    H p ⮨,
    H祬!

    p p ,
    p ,
     楫,  - !
    p ᫥...

      p
      p,
     蠣 p, 
     - p!

    ᥬ   ,
     .
    p뢠- 
    H ᥡ...

                A.Young

---
 * Origin: BOOM!! PHEW!! YAHOO!!  - ! (2:5020/26)





  

   IBC  (International Broadcast Convention)  樥,
࣠饩  ठ 㯭訥  ய ᬮ ᨮ쭮
஭ .   ᯥ樠  ,  ன 
⮬  । 砫 ᬮ  뫨 㡫 쥧
।०. ᪮  ணᨢ ⨦  ᨮ쭮
஭  ࠭    ਬ ⠪ 
⮢ ஭, ⠥ 室    ⨬
।०.
   ⥯, !
   ⮢⥫  ५ ᯥ樠 ᫥  楫 墠
ᮡ⢥ த樨.   ᥣ 뢠, ॢ    
  ᥣ ⢥ত 襡 ᢮⢠ ⮣ , 
 । ਮ. ᫥饥 ।०  
  ᮢ   .
   NEW (): ⫨饥  梥  ।饩 .
   ALL NEW (ᮢ襭 ): ⠫  室  ।騬 .
   PROTOTYPE (⨯): ४᭠ ,    ⠢ 
᪠  .
   EXCLUSIVE (᪯⥯쭮): ⭮ .
   UNMATCHED (ࠢ):  ⠪ ,   ७⮢,
  襤襥 ஢.
   DESIGN SIMPLICITY ( ): 室  ந⢮
  訬, 祬 ।.
   FOOLPOOF OPERATION ( ࠢ): ⢨ ⮢ ࠢ.
   ADVANCED DESIGN (ணᨢ ):  ⢮ 
 ,  祬  .
   ITS HERE AT LAST (-  ): ᮡ  .
稪 ⪠뢠  㯠.
   FIELD TESTED (⠭  ᯫ樨):    孮
஢  ன⢮   ஢.
   HIGH ACCURACY (᮪ 筮): , 㤮 .
   DIRECT SALES ONLY (⮫쪮  ⠢): ⮢⥫  ᬮ
  ।.
   YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT (⭨ ):  ⢨  
᭨,  ⮫쪮    ࠡ.
   UNPRECEDENT PERFORMANCE (堭 ⢮):  ⮣,  
   ⠢, ࠡ⠥   .
   REVOLUTIONARY (ॢ樮): ᪮쪮 , 祬  ७⮢.
   BREAKTHROUGH (⨥ ࢮ। ): - 諮
ਬ  ⮩ .
   FUTURISTIC ( 饣):     ᭨ 譨 
?
   DISTINCTIVE (⢥ ⫨饥): 㣮 , 㣮 梥,
 ⠢.  ⠫쭮 -  ⫨稩.
   MAINTENANCE FREE ( 㦤饥  室):  饥 ६.
   REDESIGNED (ࠡ⠭): ,  㦥 ⪨ 㦥
ࠢ.
   HAND CRAFTED (筠 ᡮઠ): 6騪 ⠫ ࠡ  ⠭,
  ⮪.
   PERFORMANCE PROVED (஡): 㤥 ࠡ  砭 ࠭⨩
ப.
   MEETS ALL STANDARTS (⢥砥 ᥬ ଠ): 訬 ଠ,   訬.
   SATISFACTION GARANTEED ( ⠭ ): ⢥ 
⠭ ⮢⥫ ᯥ 祭 襣 祪.
   MICROPROCESSOR CONTROLLED (ࠢ ய஬):  -
 , 祣    ᭨.
   ALL SOLID STATE (᮫ ᯮ): ᮬ  ஢.
   BROADCAST QUALITY (᮪ ⢮ ⥫ࠤਥ): 
ࠦ  .
   HIGH RELIABILITY ( ): ⮢ ,  த
㤠  ᥩ.
   BUILT TO PRECISION TOLERANTS (⮢  묨 ᪠): -
 ⠫ 室  㣮.
   MILITARY SPEC COMPONENTS (⠫, ⢥騥 ॡ -஬-
 ): ⮢  ⠫,    㦭
.
   24 - HOUR CUSTOMER SERVICE (㣫筮 㦨 稪):
 祭 ⮪   祫,  㤥  
஢.
   CUSTOMER SERVICE NATIONWIDE (㦨 稪  ਨ ᥩ
࠭):  設⢥ ய⮢  㭪 ਥ  ६.
   HIGH ACCURACY SURFACE TOLERANCIES ( ᪨  ᮡ 筮
孮):  孮.




                 P   H         P  

                   ( D A R K   T A L E S )

   쭠   p, , p  訬
  砫.
   !!! p p⥭  㡥   稨 p  !!!

                       
                                   
                                   
                                   
                             

    p   ᯮ⥫:
讯 ᨤ稩.
讯 稩.
讯 稩.
讯 p稩 ( ,   p p,   p㣨 ,
 襭. p ᨤ祣, 祣  祣).
讯  뫪.
讯 몭 ( 設⢥ 砥, p, ⢥,
p 㫪, ⮯  pᥭ 樨p  讯
 뫪.  p  (. ) -   뫪).
H砫쭨.
p稥 (p p /.. / pᮭ, p p-
  p  ⢮ p  /.. / 
  讯.  砫쭨  p  p).

                       P
   (p p / ᢮-!!/ p訫  -
        p祬 㤠, 㤠  㦥  )

:  p襭 ﭪ- ᨤ 讯.   .
P冷 - -386, 騩  p設 ⮫, ᥫ, ᥫ
( p,    ;  p   - ⠫ pp
 ᫮ p譥 뫨).  p祩  - , p,
쭠 , p, 砫쭨  ⥫쭠   ⠭p⭮
㯠 (0,5 ., - "p⠫").   - ,  ( ..
p᪨)  p p p쥢  p.

讯 (p稢  砫쭨): p p饥 p⨥
   㭨権 ᤥ   ᥪ㭤 ⮬ .
  p⥫쭮 襣   ⮣   㦭 p㤠
 p  p業⮢.  裡  ⨬ p   .

H砫쭨:   祬 -?

讯: ⥬  p᭥  ᮧ,   p 㪢
"p"!! 뢠, 筮     ⨭ ""!!
 쭮 p!

H砫쭨 (㤮p p뢠   㫨 pᯥ⨢ 
孨᪮ p樨 p):  p ⥡  5 p  . ⮣,
㢥祭 ⮡ HP LaserJet IV  㯨  p p  p.
 ᫨   頭  ,  ᪮  .

讯 (⠢  p ⭮ ᯨᠭ p䠬  
p  砫쭨):  ⮢. .  ᬮp.

H砫쭨 ( p  p  p ):   祬
 ᠭ?

讯: H 䨭᪮ 㬠.

H砫쭨:  ⥫ p -   몥?

讯: H 䮪p.

H砫쭨 뭨  誠 䮪p-p᪨/p᪮-䮪p᪨
᫮p-pp  㤮p 砥 ᮤp , p⠢
 p   ⪨  .

H砫쭨 (饭 ᬮp):  ⢮  p  p
ᠭ ⮡ p   Windows NT !

讯:  ᥩ -p ᮡp   p,   p⠫
 ⮫쪮  "p",    286- 設.

Pp  pp 뢭묨 . H p ᢥ⨫
⠢:

          *********************

             p  --

          P⠥ 48  ᮢ  
          ⪨   24- ᮢ
          pp뢮   pp
                pp
          *********************

-  ᥤ p 砫  讯 klubnika.arj. p
᪮쪮 ᮢ 讯᪨ p p p ⠬
⥫  p᪨ 뤥p  "  ᭮ 
p ".
H砫쭨, ⠩ 訩 p p-䮢 p pp.
⮢  pp p㪨 쭮 ⨫. H  ᯮ,
    , 訩 㦨  ᥬ ⥩. p 㪭
㦥 4 ,   稫   p TETRIS.
  ⠢ ᯥ ⪨ 易  ᢮ , 
⥫䮭 p ⪥  ﭭ 㧨.
 ᮤp 砫쭨 ᯮ ᫠  p 
ᥤ ⤥.  ᪮砫  饭  設 ᫥ ᯥ
 ⮪ p p  p HeroQuest'. p
뫠 ⥬  ,  p誠 뫠  (  䮬)
  ⮣,   ᠬ  p訢  p.
H     ⭮.   廊, 祬 
讯 ...

讯 ( ):  p p,  ⮩ "㡭窥" ᠭ,
 ⮢ 砩. -  p   宬.

H砫쭨:   -p  ⨫쭨.

讯: pp   ᪠p.

H砫쭨: H.  p    p㬠.  p롪 
ᢥ p.

讯:    pאַ  p㬥.  p᫥, p,
砥 p室  砩.

H砫쭨:   祬 ⮣  p 㤥?

p ⠢ 讯  㯨.  ⠬   ᤥ
᪮쪮 蠣   ᭮  ᢮ p᫥.
H  㡮p ⢫   p.
 p묨 ⨭ p騥  p騥 p롭 p 
ᥬ 襫,  p  뫪     p.
  ⮫  㤨 㤠 襫   ,
p ᦨ   p㪠 竨 騪.
 墠⨢  묨 栬, 㡮p 㤠.
p p   ⠫   , p p
p窥 pp.
H砫쭨, ⢮  䨧᪨  㤠 
㠫. p  㬥, ᨤ  㭨pᠫ쭮 ⠧, pp p
 p  p,    p p ⮯  p
pᮢ...


                       P (p)

ᯮ짮 ⢨ 砫쭨, 讯 ᥫ   設 
p ᠭ 쭮   p 㯮  "Dark Tales"
("p p"). p p p,  (PC-) pp
p  p뫠 p⥫묨 ⭠.

讯 (p ᥡ): H p.  !

    䫮  ᬮp  . 譥 ᫨
p  ⪨ ᨬ⮬.

讯 (p 設):    P!!

讯  p㡪    p. ᫥ 祣  
᪮ 砩    p ⠫ 設 﫮. ⥬ 
⠫  p.   , ⥫  室
p,  ,  p쪮 p  Space Quest V.

p뢠 p. 室 p.    ( ).
 ⠪     . H    - "p".

p (p뢠 砪):  쭮?

讯 (⣨ p襪 﫠  몠 楬  ᯮ⥢ p):
!

p: ? H ??

讯: H ⮫쪮  ,    ᥥ   .  p直 ᠬ
몮p .

p:   !     !!  , ⮡ ⥡
孨 﫠.

p 砫 뤥뢠 p㪠    ᥩ (PC-) -
 p  pᮬ ,  Hppᮬ, 堬  
 㬠.

設 ᯮ⥫  . p ⠫  p.
p 墠⨫ ⥬   誨p   ᥩ  p 
⥭. P   믠 ᪮.  pᨫ 
 p⠫쭠  砫쭨  p .   ᯥ
㢥p  饩 p p奬   騪.
 㤠p  設 諠   ⥭, p믠 
.   p㯭 ⭠.

p ( pᯫ⠭   樥): ᥩ   
  p.

᫥   p᮪. ᥢ訩  ⥭ 嬥p p᪨
 "USER-p" 쭮 ᨫ,  ᨤ騩  㠫 砫쭨
p p  p ⮯  pᥭ.
⮯, p ᫮ pp, ᡨ 묨 ⮪,
ᮧ묨 p㣠 砫쭨,   ᫨ 箪.
p맪  砫쭨    .  p 뫠 祭.
  ⮩ ⮯, ⮯ 砫쭨  p  p  .
H  p p 뫠 ᮡ 殮 - 砫쭨 - p
 TETRIS pp ᫮ 窮. H ⠡ p⮢, p
譥 ⢨  ⠭  .
H砫쭨  ⪨ .      ﭨ,  
饭, 訥    ᫥ p ᥪ㭤.
 p ⠢ ⮫ p  讯.  㣠 p
 㦠 pᨫ   p, ⮫   p-p㣠 
p . p  室 p  .

p (,    p ⣮᪨   
筥 ):  H,   !!  ⢥ ⮤, ᭮
 p楯p ⨡᪮ 樭    ᡮ. P -⮫쪮
⥬.

p p   ᮡp 㤠,  ⮫  p 
砫쭨.
 栬 p 砫쭨 ,  -  ⠪. 
騥     㦨 ᢥ ⢥p
 . H p  p⮩  p  ᦠ  p譮
p⢨.

H砫쭨 (墠  p): , !

p (pp뢠  p⨪  p㤨):  !

讯:   㤥!

H砫쭨 (p ᪮): p   ⮬ ⮦ 㡥.

讯 宭 ⠫ p뢠  㬥, ᪮쪮 뭥   
p⮨ p   ᯫ⭮.
,  p p㣠⥫⢮  孨  pᯫ稢
   騥,  㦥 p    㪨.


                  ... TO BE CONTINUED ...
      (When I got enough time, inspiration and more beer)





                        
                            

      ᫥ ᪮쪮    訫 誢  -
ᮢ  ⥢ 樮 ⥬ (), ⮬  訫 -
  ⪨ ࠧ᭥ த ᭮   ⥢ 㦡.
     ⮡   ⠫ ⭥, ।⠢,   , -
   .
     APPLE SHARE  APPLE.      誠  ⨫,  
祭 ५   頥   , ஬ ᢮ ⥩.  
⠫   .
     MACINTOSH SYSTEM 7  APPLE.  祭  ५  
誨 ⨫,  ࠧਢ ⮫쪮    㣮    
쬨,   ⠪  ५묨,   ᠬ.
     NETWARE 2.x  NOVELL.    , ஬ -
       ⠫.     
  ,  ᥩ      ᨫ  "தন"  
.
     NETWARE 3.x  NOVELL.  訩  ਪ,   ண
 ⥩. ਪ -  ௮樨,   ᪮ணમ,
祭  ࠡ⠥     ᮢ६  ,  㤮
᪨ ᯮᮡﬨ.        -
⨢ ⥫쭮,  ⥫  ᢮   㦠騬.  
  㧥 । ,  (, 祬,    -
) ⭮   ஦.
     NETWARE 4.x  NOVELL.   訩  ઢ,  -
    ॥, 祬 ਪ. ᫥ 18 -
楢   ᪠ ࠡ  ⢥ ,    
騥    ⥬,    -饬   -
,    ,     ।⢠.
     PERSONAL NETWARE  NOVELL.   ⥩ ਪ.  ⮫-
 頢 ,  㬮 ࠧਢ騩  ᢮ -
  ࠬ. H  ,    .    -
  ॢ  ⭮  祫,      -
 蠫   ஦ 饭  㦨  ᥡ -
.
     LANTASTIC  ARTISOFT.  㧨 .   ᢮ -
讥   ᥣ ᪮쪮 ⮢. 㧨 頥   -
, ஬ 誨 ⨫.  ୠ  祭 .
   ,   ᫥ ,  ।  .
     CORSTREAM  ARTISOFT.   ,   -
 ப ઢ.  -    㭨,
 ᥬ ⭮,  ࠡ  .
     VINES  BANYAN.  ,  ண   稫
 .  ,    ᥬ 拉   .  㤥
 ⢮,   ॡ, ⮡   ⨫  -
,  㤥⮢  ࠧࠦ.
     FTAM.    릨  㬠 誠,   ࠧ-
ਢ ⮫쪮  ᯥ࠭ (祬  ।).   
 ठ  頥  譨 ஬ ⮫쪮 ।⢮ ᮪,
 ᮢ뢠  .
     LAN SERVER  IBM.  ᥤ ।ਪ, ண   
뭮 祭 ࢠ⨢ .  ࠧਢ   ⨥-
⮩    ᥡ  ᢮  ५  ⮫쪮    ⢥
᢮ ਥ த⥫.
     WINDOWS NT ADVANCED SERVER  MICROSOFT.   㣮  
ᥤ,  ("   , -,  ࠢ  
,    ⠫ ?     ""  ?").  -
 - 室    થ⨭.    -
,   ६ ࠧ  ᥣ ࠧ娢 㪠.  
  ஬ ,      类 嫠.  
ਭ  ⮬ ⨯ ,  ᬥ ⥩  ᫥.
     NFS. 㣠  릨  㬠  誠.    ࠡ⠥  
⥪. 뤠  ⮫쪮 ⥬ ,    ,
 ० 祬    , ॡ,  ⮡    易-
⥫쭮 ᨫ  ᥡ  ⮣ ⥪.
     WINDOWS FOR WORKGROUPS. , 訩  襣 ᥤ  -
.   ⠪ ,   . 譥  宦,  -
    ⮬     蠫    ࠢ.  
   ப    ६   -
- .
     ⠪,  ,   .    ᭮?









 p 砫.     p.
        "쪮   ", ᪠ .
        "p",  ⢥⨫ . " 㬠  , 祬  ".
⭮ p,  .   p ⮨ 300 
ᮢ  ppp Windows 95 砫 㭨pᠫ 䥪⨢
㡥  饣   ,   Windows 95  ⥫쭠,
   ᪠ ⥣p쭠,  祫᪮ ⢮. p
뫠  ⮬,  H  㯨 . p⭥,   㯨 .   ᫥
᪨ ⢮  Windows 95.   ⥯p  쪨 祫祪 
p ⮨   p   ᮡp p p H  ⢥.
        "H,"᪠ .
        " ,   ⢥   p", ᪠ , ᪨ 
᢮  p  Windows 95. " ! 쪮  . 
⢥ 祣  pᨬ.
        "p襭  pᮢ", ᪠ . "蠩, p  㦥 ,
     ? Hp猪      ,   
 ."
        "H, ." ᪠   p. " ⢥."
        " . H       p!" ᪠ . "p! H 
     !  p  ,  p ᢮
p樮 ⥬.  p㣨,  p  ⮨ OS/2,   ᥣ 
. p p,  , p  㦭 짮 Windows 95!!"
          p 룫拉 㤨. "   ⥡."
        "짮!!!" pp砫 .  "짮! 짮!
짮! 祬 㯠, ᫨  !!"
        "     ⠪ '짥'  p." ᪠  
p. "      ,  ᮣ᭮ 訬 ᢥ  
⠫ ⥫   ."
        "   p???"
        "  ."
        "  楢 ???"
        "H 㦭 p ᪮쪮 襪 p,  ⠪ ."
        "Hp ."
        "pp."
        "! p⠭!" ᪠ . "  㣮  ᥡ  .  
 ⠢  㯨 p p樮 ⥬? "
        " ᪠ ,  ⠬  p  ⢨⥫쭮 95 쪨 ",
p   p. " p  ᮫,   ,  ,
 p⭨ p   ." H   p筥,  ⮬ 
ᬮp  . "H    ⮬" ᪠ . "   ⮬,   
 . p ⥡."
        " H   ?" pᮢ . " ᫨  p룭  ᪠,
 㬠    ⮦ ᤥ???"
        "᫨  p⨫ 300   p  ᮫⭮  ⮬ 㢥p."
        "H."
        "p,  稭 ᭠砫." ᪠   p. " , 
  ⥡ ᪠.   ⥡ . ᯫ⭮. p   ⠭  ᢮
p."  堫 p   ᮬ.
        "H,"  ᪠  ᭮. " H , p㦨. H    㦭. 
⭮ p,   p   .   , 
p p樮 ⥬! 㤭. pp᭮. ⥫쭮. H ,
p⪨, pp  ⠪,    ⠭ p  ᥬ p 
 㣮."
        "  ⠭."
        "o???!!"
        "p  ᥬ p.   室 p. p쥧. 
⨥ . H  ,,  p  . "
        "H   p諮?"
        " . 﫮    p.   뫨 p 
p,   Microsoft Network.     砥,    
   룮  p  ᥬ p."
        "."
        "  .  , ᫨  p."
        " p " ᪠ .
        "p," ᪠   p. "  p  . !
  p뢠 ᢮ p  㬠,    稫. H ᠤ 
, ᫨  ᭮    ᨫ좠. H  ᤥ . ⮬
,   ᮯp⨢  ᪮p.  ᪮p . 
᪮p !"
        "    ", ᪠ .
        " ᫥   ᥩ", ᪠   p. " ⤮ 
   ⭨-诨 ᯥ樠쭮  ⮣.    ⠫  
ᠬ  p.  p뢠 p  , ,   窠 p .
"
        "  ᤥ ⮣", ᪠ . "   砩 p 
 Windows 95."
        ",  㦥 p p  ⮣ p", p ᪠ 
 p. " ,      ⮣,    ⠢ 
롮p. ᫨  쬥   Windows 95,   饤p ⥡ p.
,  p ⥡ p  p᪮ p! p p  
?"
        "謠p.  ⨢ 騩 㫪."
        "H ᮢᥬ 쪨!!"
        "蠩,  ᫨    㡥    ,   㤥
 ⮬?    墠⨫ p뭮.  .   㤥  p 
.     ?"
          p 騫 p p   .
        " Windows 95  譨 ?!?!?! 8-()"
        " H, p  ⢮ 譨 ", ᪠ .

 p ⮫   p p. ⮬  㤨 p, 
p,  ⮬ 祣.

 Jim Thompson  jim@SmallWorks.COM

p  ᪮  ᪨, 2:463/702.360





Windows:   ⥪  ⮫쪮 ࠤ.

  㢥 ࠭⢮  ᪥ 㤠 Windows.

   ॥ ᪠ Windows?  ᪠  !

Windows: ॢ  Pentium  ...

Windows: The Gates of the hell ( ᫮ Gates-- )

Windows: 襭   ᢨ 

MS-Windows   ਤ㬠   !

Windows:    

Windows  ࠧ祭, OS/2  㤠

OS/2 VirusScan --   㦥 Windows- ?[Y,n]

Windows`95:    ⪠.

Windows   -  - 믮.

! 㣮  Windows! ,  ⮬...

MicroSoft થ⨭: Windows  -堫

Windows:   ਢ  EDLIN!

   ᢮ ६? ᯮ Windows!

MicroSoft Windows...    蠪

७ : Microsoft  ।⠢ Visual Edlin for Windows

,   ॡ MS Windows ᨨ   3.

  Windows    ᨯ!

 ᯮ Windows  ࠡ⠥  ?

஡         Windows.

   窨,    ᫮  ⮫쪮   Windows
ࠡ!

 ᫨ 䥪 室 १  Windows

砩: EDLIN for Windows

DOS 6.22 and Windows 3.1 -  ९   .

DOS  ⠪ ணࠬ  ᪠ Windows 3.1

   ⮬   ,   ࠢ    .

᭮ ⫨稥  Windows  ᮬ?  br  뫥⠥!

Error # 152 - Windows  㦥: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance
                                    (㥬 塞 㥬)

Error 005: Windows 㦠 - 室 .

ᣨ樮  Windows

,  ,    ᯮ짮 Windows

  ᥣ   Windows?

 㦥    EDLIN ७  Windows

   訡  Windows,  㦥 砥 ...

       ࠧ ᪠ Windows,    ...

᫨   ⥫ Windows,     greenhouse!

᫨  Windows ⠪ 㦥⢥ 䥩,  祬  㪮⢮ 
678 ࠭?

᫨ Windows  ᫥     -  ᣮ.

: ணࠬ  Windows   롪!

  Screensaver: ᪨  Windows

New Windows 4.0: ᠭ  Turbo Logo ++

  McAfee: WinScan - 頥  Windows ணࠬ

 墠⠥   ᪥ -  Windows? [Y]es [H]ell yes!

Windows 3.1 -     ᮫  89$

Windows 3.1  MacOS   Michael Jackson  Mike Tyson

Windows`95 㤥 襭  ⮫쪮 Windows3.1  㦠

Windows NT: ⠢ 㬠  ᪮ :     
த

Windows -   ᮫, ॡ 16 MB



    WinErr: 001 Windows 㦥 - ⥬  ᭮!

    WinErr: 002 No Error - ⭮!

    WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error -    訡   䠩!

    WinErr: 004 Erronious error -  ࠢ쭮!

    WinErr: 005 ⪠ ᯮ짮 筮 -  稫!

    WinErr: 006  訡 -  ᪥ 㦥 Desqview!

    WinErr: 007 訡  室 - 誮  ⨫  

    WinErr: 008  ࠧ   窨!

    WinErr: 009 ᭠ 訡 -   ⭮,  ந諮!

    WinErr: 00 誮  㬥樨 - 騪 ⮫ !

    WinErr: 00 ! - ⠫ ⮫쪮 50 ᪮ ࠭⢠!

    WinErr: 00 訡 ९  - 㦭 ! ! !!!

    WinErr: 00D Window  -  ⢫!

    WinErr: 00 Window  -  頩 !

    WinErr: 00F ᭨ 訡 - , ᮮ ,    
                稫!

    WinErr: 010 १ࢨ஢   訡.

    WinErr: 011 Window  -  ⢫!

    WinErr: 012 Window  -  頩 !

    WinErr: 013 -!

    WinErr: 014  ⪫祭 - ਤ㬠 - ᠬ.

    WinErr: 018 ⠭ 訡 - ⥬ ࠧ襭. 㯠 .
                 業 ⢨⥫쭠.

    WinErr: 019 訡 짮⥫ -  !  !..

    WinErr: 01 ⥬ १㦥 - ,   ਤ
                ⠭   ணࠬ.

    WinErr: 01  訡 -    ᪠ ⮣.  ᫥騩
                ࠧ  ...

    WinErr: 01 ⮩稢 訡 - ⮩稢   ⭮.

    WinErr: 01D ⪠ ⥬ -     㤥 -  ९뢠
                ணࠬ.

    WinErr: 01 ६ 訡 - . . ...

    WinErr: 01F १ࢨ஢   訡.

    WinErr: 020 訡  訡 ணࠬ -    訡
.

    WinErr: 042 訡  -   饭  ࠧ DOC.  
                ।祭  ࠡ  Windows.   
                ⮬᪨ , ᫥ 祣 㤥 饭  Windows 
                ⮫쪮 ⮬  㤥 饭 ᭮.

    WinErr: 079   㦥 -   饭 ᮮ⢥騩 ࠩ.
                      த.

    WinErr: 103 訡 ९  訡 - ᫥騥 訡  
                㦥  ॣ஢.

    WinErr: 678  ᫥ ஢  Windows. Do you want to play another
                game?

    WinErr: 683 訡  -    㯠,  砭
                㧪 Windows.

    WinErr: 815 筮  - 㯭 ⮫쪮 50.312.583 .





               Maxim Kochegarov, 2:5021/8 (05 Jun 95 03:46)

                            H         
                      -----------------------------

 ... 㦥 ᪠  ਧ,   Zyxel 1496E 뫥  ᢮
  ⮬.   室饣 ᮫ ᮢ ᫮
⥭  砭 宫,  ⥬饬   ࠫ . Zyxel
᫠   ⤠ ᢮ ⢠, ᫠ . H
ࠧ ⮭ ᢨ. 1496E ஦,  ࠨ  ᢮
堭  ﭨ ⮢. १ ஥ ६ ᢨ 襫  訯.
H 뫮 ᮬ --    -㦠.
  -- , ᮪᪮⭨! - 㤮⢮७ 襯⠫ Zyxel   
 ࠢ  .  ⮢ 訢  ᫨  ᪮, 
   㬥ઠ,  ⮬  祭 ,  㢨 ⨢
.   殢,  ⮣ ᥫ,    ⮩ , ⮩
   .

                                *   *   *

   뫠    .  ᢨ⥫⢮ ॢ ᠭ,
  祭 㬭 祫 ( 㣨 ਠ⠬  뫠 楫 㯯
) 뢥  த ,   USRobotics. 祭
Zyxel',  뫨  ⮣ ன  ࠢ 㦨 , 뫨 
 Zyxel'  ⠢ 祣 , ஬    .  ⠫
     .    稭﫨 ,  - 뫨  ᠬ묨
訬 ﬨ,  ⮬ । .  Zyxel' ⠢ ᢮
祩- ॡ த USR,  祩-ᨬ --  ᥣ
祫⢠.
  H ᨫ 뫨 ࠢ.  USR' 﫠   ,   Zyxel'
뫠 ⮫쪮 . ⮬ ᫥ ⮩ 襩  ⠫ 
⮫쪮  Zyxel.  㬭.  ᨫ.  .
        ⨫ . 㦨    뢠
 --    ⠫,  Zyxel'  ,   뭥,
ਢ ﬨ, ⠢.
  ⮬-   ࠤ  1496E, 蠢    ᢨ USR'.
쪮   ஡ ᢥ쪨 Sporster'!

                                *   *   *

    ᥤ 宫, 㦥    ஦, ⢮
 Sporster'   US Robotics. , ᢮,     --
  㦥 뫨 騥  ᪠   Zyxel', ⨢ 
 㦠, ᬥ    .
   ﭪ 뫠 㦥  ࠧ,    ᭮ ⠫ ਢ易 
᢮ 㦪  19200, 稫 । ⪠, 祭 , ,
稢, 襫  ᢮ 砫  ᥤ 堭.   
 USR' :

-- ... ᪠: Courier'  ,
    ᪠:    WorldPort,
       ⭠ ,
    Carrier    ...

   ..., Sporster ᫨誮 ,
   ⮡ ᨢ   ,
   H  ࠢ,   ⠪ 㪨!?
        Zyxel' ...

     ࢠ. 㦪, ᥫ訥  ᥩ , 㤨
,  ,   ந諮.    訫-⠪ 室
 㧭,  祬 . H ᤥ  蠣,   --  㯨襩 設
 宫  蠫   奬.
   Sporster',  १, ᪮稫  , 墠⨫ 㦨 
ਣ⮢  ஭...

                             *    *    *

   Zyxel   ᥡ  㪨  ࢠ    Sporster'.
H㦭 뫮 த .    㦥 㣠 ᥡ ᫥ ᫮,
 㡨 USR', ࠧ 訫 ४ -- ⥯ ⠢訥 㦠 뫨
।०  . H    ⢮  㡠
騩 USR,    ⥫ !
   -- ,   뫠  "᫥  " -- 㬠 Zyxel --
 ,  ⮦ 㦥 祣 ...
    ॢ  ,  1496E, ᫥  Zyxel', ਭ
 ⠪!

                            *    *    *

   Sporster' ᮫⭮  뫨 ⮢  ⮬,  - 宫  
룭 ⨤⨪ࠬ 㤮,  ࠧࠬ 宦 
ਭ 宫쭨. 樨 ࠡ⠫  ஭ Zyxel'....
H  ।  1496E 뫠 ,    㣠뢠;
- ࠧ    ᢥ⨫ 訬  
ᢥ⮤.   ⥫쭮 ਥ஢ , ५ﭭ
Sporster'  ॢ,  .

   ⢥,   ⠪   뫮;  ࠩ , 稫 
祭 . 㦠 뫨   ࠧ  㪢쭮 ᫥ ⮣ ᫮.

  --  USR' 墠   ᪮쪮 楢. ,  让
 -- ⥫쭮 㬠 ⠢訩,  祭  1496E. H殮,
 襥   , ᯠ.  ᯮ 㧨  ⥩ , 
⠫  Sporster',   ,   Zyxel'
ᥭ - ⢥,  ⠫     ६.

                           *    *    *

  ... த ૨; ⢥, ॢ 㡨⢮ 㯯
 Sproster', ॡ ᫠   ᯥ樠  
Courier'; 쪨 WorldPort' 﫨  ⮫, ࠧ . 
 筮 .
      ,   ᥪ  뢥  த
 Motorola 38400.    뢠,  USR' ।
⠪  ,   Zyxel'. H  ⮣   Zyxel,   ⮣
  Courier'...
   ᠬ , 祣    , 砥  ⮬,   
 誠  쭮  祫⢠.  誠  
뢠.

  ,  ᫠ ᫮ !...





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      ... ઠ        ࠢ    ॣ  窨,  ᥫ
砢襩   ᪮쪨 蠣  .  મ ᢥ⨫ ᮫誮,  ⥯
ᮣॢ ન ᯨ,  ᨢ 饡⠫   襩    
  -   ,    ⮬ ४᭮ ,    ⮣ 
             뫮 祭  -    ⮣...
      ", -   ⠪",- 㬠 ઠ ᪢ ᫠ ࠤ㦭
 - -  蠫      ⤠  饭.
     -  蠫  㤠-    訩  宫
ப,    ᥪ㭤 ⠭  宫  ᨫ쭥.
  ᮫ 㤠- ய...   㦥      ﭮ
ࠣ,      ઠ  祬-  ,   ⮣,    
襢.  ⪨  墠⨫ ,      ,    㦥
        ஬ ᪮,    稢  
  ,    業  ண  室  ⥫
  ,    騩  ﭨ    騩 ,
.  "...",- ஭⥫쭮 頫 ,    楬.
"---!",-  ࠫ    뫮  ᨫ  ઠ    嫥  ᢮
                              ਪ...
                                   *          *          *

      ",  ,   㤥 믠  ,    殢!"  -
ઠ 襭 ᥫ  ⥫  祭 ,   宫
,  ﬨ ⥪騩  .    﫠 ,  ମ  
.  "६ 㦥 , ⠢...",-  祭 롭㫠 
諠  .  ઠ ᬮ५      ᯨ,        ⠫
⥫쭮,   ᫥,  . "    ,   ...
ப .  !!",- 㬠 ઠ        ᯫ  
㣮."᭮,      -  ⠪  ",- ᯮ  ᢮
          ᮭ, - " ᫨ ,   㤠 ?"
      ઠ ⠫      .     न   ᢮   
஭஢  મ-  ,      뫨 - ,
,     ⮬        ⭥,  -ࠢ  뫮
⭮.  ⥣  ᥬ  ⠭     ,  
  ᬠ ᠯ,  ઠ  ࠧࠦ ᬮ५   諥.
    ,     㡮 ࠯,    ⮬  
⨭  ࠢ .   ⥪ 㦥  ᮢᥬ ஧筮,  ⮥
 -.  ⠫  , ண ઠ ᮢᥬ  
-    㯮,  룭  ᫮⭮  -  㬠,  
롥    㣮  ॣ,    ᪫  ᫨誮 ᮪,  
⢨  ⭮    稫.    뫠     
⥫쭮,     ⠫ 祣.  祣.  
             ⢮ਫ  ᬥ⥫쭮  ...
        ન  訩 誠 -  ⮫쪮  ᯮ 12
,    ⮬      ࠭  뫮  室      
஭  ࢮ砫 ᮬ.         ᨫ
        ᮡ    த,  ઠ  ,    
                              ࠭.
      ઠ ⢮,    ᥣ  ᮡ  ,   ।⮨
ᥣ ᮢ - 祭 ,       ,
,       !      稫,      
室 אַ    ,     ।﫮    .
    뫨 쭮 ,   ⥯  த 
௥ ,   ,  -⠪,     .  ।
⥫  ⮢  ,      㦥  㤥 
 ,  ࠢ ४,  ⥬  ਤ஢,      -
  ,  ,  ,      ᬥ⥫
⢠३.   㤥 ⠬ ᥣ       ⢥
饭    - "EXIT".   ᢮  
,  室  ⮩ ,   ਫ  ,    
㣮 ,  ᢮  , 㦨  类 ﭨ... ઠ  
    ᫥, ⮫쪮  ,         
                               !
      ,   ࠥ  ਤ,     ண,  
ਫ,    -      室 -  ⠫쭮
                       த  㦥 .
         ⮬,  ᥣ  ઠ   ᮡ ⥫쭮,
஢  ⠫,   .   ,  த ,  ⠫
ਪ९    ஫,  ᯮ⥫  ࠢ,
    ஭ ,   㦨,    . ઠ
㦥          ⪮  த    ࠪ᪨
஬.    뫨      㦨,            稫
᪮쭮,  ,    ⠩  窠    .
 㦨 ઠ 祭 㢠    .  ⣠  ⠢
,       - ⮫쪮  쭥  -
                    ᥡ   !
        ᯠ,  ⮬ ઠ  楫  -  ⮬ 
諮   ᫥ -  ⨫        ⠦,
  ⠭    ᥪ㭤   ࠧ 拉 ᥡ    .
஫ 뢠 100 %,     ࠡ⠫  㪮ਧ,
 㦨 뫮  殮. ⢥,  ᯮ, 
 ⢮ ॥   㦨 -  ᥣ  .  "
,  ,   -",-  ᠬ ਫ   .  
㪨 㯥 ⣠,    蠣 襫  室  ⮣ 
                              ⠫.
      ... ।    ⠫    뫮  吝-஢
梥        ⢥  頫   .  ⨢ 
⮣ ࠪ⠬ ᪫ 宫  訫  ᮪      ४  
ன  १  ⮩  ୨      ⥭.  - 
  ࢠ ᭮.  ன 㦥   ਤ
  ⮢,  ઠ    蠫  -  । 宥 ௥
.  ",  -   ",- 롭 ઠ, 
७ .   ᪮쪮 蠣,  ⠭.  
  뤥ঠ ,  㡭 砢,  ᪮稫  ய    
.    ,       ⠭ ਬ୮ ,  
   ᪮ 箪.    ५  ࠧ    
⢮      ,   ᬠ筮   ,  ᥫ      ᮡ⢥
뢠 ७⥩.  "⨭,  ᠯ 맣!",- १
            㬠 ઠ, 뢠 ⢮  ᯨ.
      멤  ୨  ⨫    ॣ  ४.  ୥
४      㦥 뫮  -  ॢ⨫   
冷  梥,  ன  મ ஧ ᫮
.  "   ࢠ ᫮",- ᠬ ᥡ ᪠ ઠ, ᪠ 
ॣ.       ᫥  ࠧ,  ᫮      뫠
⨢ ॣ,   ४ 뫠  㦥. "ਤ 룠",-
᪫ 㬠 ઠ,  ᯮ    -  "த    ⮬  
ன".    ,    ࠧ ,  㡨 ,
룭  אַ      ...        㫨   ⢥म
孮  訫,   ஭᫮  ... 碠   祧
 ઠ  ⥫  .    㧨    騪    冷
   ,   㫨 אַ  . ᬮ 
 ,  뫮 ௨ 쭮,   ઠ ,   ⥯  
    ⮫쪮  室  ,  ᫨ .    
 ᪫, 뢠       ᪠    ꥬ.
    , ઠ   ,    
     砫 祧...  "!!!",- ࠫ ઠ  
ﭭ      㪫    㪮.  ᮪ ॣ  ਯ
⨫,      ய.      ઠ      !  
᫥  릪    룭   ꥬ.    ॣ,
  ᬮ५  ஫ - 92 %.  "     㤥!",-
                  筮 ⨫ ઠ  拉.
      ࠢ 稭  ⠫   த,      墠祭
ﬨ   㤠  .    뫠  ᪠,
  騭 뫠 ᪠ .   ⨫騪 ।
  蠫 - ୠ ᬥ, ⮫쪮 ।   ⮫쪮 ᫥
        襩 樨 襭.    易  ᤥ.
       ઠ    ⮫쪮   ⮬.  ஡  ࠧ襭
     ⥫  䨫    ᥯饩
,  ࠢ    ᫥    蠫  ⥫  ஡ 㪨 
৪ 砢 ३,       砫.   뫮
஡ ᪢  ⠫     ਤ,  
 ண,    ,    .   
।      뫠    㤠    ॢ  믠 ⮫ 
६  .  ६ ࠧ뢠    ⠢,  ..
 㦥 砫  室    묨 ࠬ.  
     ஢, ઠ 祭  墠⨫ 
 ࠪ⭨  ᪨  .  訢,   ﭨ 墠,
 楫 ⨫  ⮫   ࠪ.  魮 ⤠ ઠ 
㤥ঠ  .   १  ,  ࠧ⠢   
  ᥭ  .      㫮   ५   ᮬ.   "!",-
㢠⥫쭮  㬠  ઠ,  㡨     ᯨ.  ५
ࠧ㤨  ਢ    ३    ᥤ  .  筮
㦭 砭 ࠧ   ஭. 㦭 뫮 ᯥ.  ⮯
   㯮,  ઠ  ,  室 㫠 ࠧ
     .  㦥    室
  ਤ,   ⠢    ஢,  
室  ⨫  ઠ 蠫 ,    ᥣ   -
⥫ ,  ᬥ 訯  ᪨. "!",-
쪭㫠  ,    ,    㣨,  뫥⥫  ஬
,   ,   ࠧ⥫,  㦠 .    ᤠ
, ઠ 騫   ,   ᯥ   .
,  ࠧ  론騥  ,  ᨭ஭  ⨫   
     鸞.  "  ...$#%&@!!"-  ࠫ  ઠ  
⨫  襣  । ᨭ  ᪨  ࠧ冷.
    ,    襭,  ᯫ    ᨢ
᭮-ᨭ .         冷,  
㡨  ண.            ᥪ㭤  ᭥  
ᨫ  ஭ - ⨩  -⠪  ⨣  楫.    
᭨,    ⨫ ᭮, ᯨ   - ⨩
 襫 ᧠     ᯨ.  "㪠!!!"-  祣  
ᮮࠦ      ,   ઠ  ࠧ    砫    
⭮.  ⠭  ᬮ  ⮫쪮      㦨  稫
                              .
       ५,   ௨,   ࠭稪 ஫ 뢠
७  - 67 %. "諠  ᯮ짮 .   -
 㪨 ⥩!",- ઠ -饬 ࠧ.  窨  
뫨 ⮫쪮 10- 業,   ᥣ . ᯮ짮   ,
 ⠭ ஢  87 %.  "-,  ,"- 쪮 ᬥ
ઠ  襫  ,    ९룭  ᭮-ᨭ 祣
                               쬠.
       蠫        饫 ७.
"  !  孮஭  ᥩ  뤥ঠ,"-  ઠ  
ࢠ    ,  嫮    ᮡ.  ࠧ    
⥬,  ઠ   ⠭.  ਤ    אַ  ।  .
⠢        ।.  ਤ 
㧪  ⥬,  室  ,  ᪮ । 稫
ᢥ    ઠ  ᯥ訫  ।.  ஦ 룫 - 㣫  
㢨  ,   㢨     ⢥
    ⨢,    ।   ன            ஢
-᪥  ࠪ⭨栬  .  "쪮 ⮣      
墠⠫!"-    ઠ,    ᥡ  㪨   ᮦ
⠫  9000.  訢,   룭 - 㣫 אַ
 ⮢       ࠧ  ப.   㣨,
 ஢  鸞 뫥⥫  ⢮  ࠧࢠ, મ
ᢥ⨢  .    믠 ⥩,   室 
᢮.  "   ⣠!"-  ࠤ  ப஢  ઠ  
                     ஦   .
        ⥦,   ਫ ᢮ ! אַ । ,
५  ᥬ  ⥭,    .  "YES!!!"- ⮫쪮 
ᬮ 룮 ઠ    .   ⮫쪮  ᫥ ᥪ㭤,
  ⠭  뫮 㦥 ,   ,     
業 ⥫.   ⥬, ⮬ ન ᢥ ᫥ ,
      १     .  ⮬᪨  
஭,  ઠ  㢨  ᠬ  譮  -    ஢,   
᪫           .  ⢥
  ઠ -    ⮬      ,  ५
ᯥ뢠.    쥬    㤠 㫮  ᫥
冷  ,  稢  ண 楫 ४  אַ  .
ઠ  ⢮,   ᨫ ⥫쭮  .   ᫥
ᨫ ⠢  ,    ⨫      ࠪ,  㦥  
   .     ᪠饩  㭨⠧  
     ࠧ,    ⥫  ஬...
       ઠ  襫    ᥡ,    㤨,        
ᬮ५   ᢮    ஢.  7  %  ⭮  뢠
஫.  "       ..."-   㬠 ઠ 
⠫ ᫥ .  ࠢ ஢  17 %,    ஡
.   㤠,   訬 㤮.   㢨,   ⥭
⨢ 뫠 - ...  "    㤠,  祬  ०
ண  !"-  ᪫  ஡ମ⠢    ᫮,  ઠ  ५ 
                           ⭮...
      ,       ⮬ ,  .. ⮭
 ᮫⭮ ,     ਢ  אַ  宫,  ண 
                 砫  ⢨ ⠪ ...
       ઠ  - - ࠢ쭮.  ! 㤠   
 ⠫?!   祬 ⠪ 設 ?  㢨,  -
  .    .  誠 -    த?    ࠧ訫  
??  墠⨢      堯,  ઠ ⥫   ,  
稫,   誠 ⮫쪮 뤠,   ᫥...   
,  ઠ   ਫ ᢮  - ,   ⠪,   뫮!
뫨  㣫 ⥭ । -    .  "誠!!  
???"- ࠫ ઠ.  "...  ..."- 誠 嫥뢠 ᫥.
ઠ      ࠧ    㢨...      ⢥
룭,   - ᨫ 㫠  -. " 㬥ૠ"-
襭 㬠 ઠ - "  㡨,    㬥ૠ..." - ",
  㡨       墠⨫  ⠫!!"- ࠫ 誠 
                            뤠.
      "롫浪 .  ."- 宫 㬠 ઠ  襫  
.  "    뫮  ⤠  ⮫쪮  ,      㧭,
,        ⠬!"-    ⠫    .    㬭
뫠...     祣  뫮,  ஬     ,  
ன  ᢥ⨫   㪢:  EXIT.  ",    ."- ᯮ
               㬠 ઠ    ᥡ ...
       㫥⭠ ।.    Heavy Weapon Dude
 㫥⮬  㪠.      ,  ઠ      
ࠢ , 騬 栬 㯠 㪢, ࠫ: IDDQD. 祣
 ந諮. "...  ⠪??"- ᪢  㬠 襯⠫ ઠ.
  ⢥  ࠧ  ᪠  ᬥ  - "  NIGHTMARE,  !!"-
    ਢ  , Dude   㫥...

                                   *          *          *

      ...", ,  ⠢  00,  !"-  砫  誠,
   㣮 䥫     .- " 諠,   
뫮 - ୮,  襫  ॡ⠬,"- ⢥⨫  㣮   .
誠  襫    .   ࠭ 뫠    
EXIT,     Dude  㫥⮬  㪠,   ।   
㦥 ஢ -   ...  " ࠪ,   ஫
ࠫ!!"- ⭮ 㬠 誠       㫨.  쪮  
ᥪ㭤      祭      䨣  મ-
                             ...

                                  (C) Max Kurgan         22.09.95.

                                 
                             H .

                                               .
                                         ⠪- .

     ࠫ - , ⥪  ணࠬ. H  믨  
ந,  , ᨫ  ⠫ ᯮ   ॢ.
- ᮧ   ॡ ,   뫠 ࣨ᪠  ,-
᪠ .
-,   ⮣  ᮧ ,   ⮣  뫮    -
 ⥪஬,- ࠧ ⥪.
     ணࠬ ᬮ५  , ᬮ५  :
- 㦨,   - 祣  ᯮ?     ᭮  ᪠,
  砫  堮.  堮-  ᮧ ?!!!..



                              1.

     砫  堮. H   㤠  . , 
 ⢮ ᥣ. H  襫   ⢥म ᪮  㪮  
ਣ襭 `

C:\>

㦥⢥ ⢥⨫ cls.  ⤥ ᢥ  ,     -
ய,       ᢮  ᪠:
-H 稫. H ᥣ 墠, .
      뫠 ୠ   `  뫮 -  ன.

                              2.

     H    訫  ன⢮  ⠢襣  
.  ᮧ ⢥.   ⢥  ⠫  ⠫.
H 㬠,  㤮⢠ ᮮ饭  ⠫  ᮧ  
ᨭ    H⮭,  ⠪ , ᭥ 設 ᥩ.
, 㬠 ,  ,  㬭    . -
⮬   ⮫쪮  ࠪ. H ।   -
ࠪ,   ⠫  .   २ ४ 
  LOSE.
      ᬮ५   ᢮ ,  ᤥ  speedisk,    ࠤ-
  ᢮,  ᪠:
- !
      뫠 ,   H⮭.  뫠     뫮  -
 ⨩.

                              3.

         ਭ ᮡ ࠧ ᪨ ணࠬ 
⠫    ࠡ.  ᥫ ⢥ 䮢 ,  -
   楨 .   ⠫   㤮  ࠢ
᢮,  ᬮ५ મ  ᢮ ⢮७ ,  ⮡ࠢ  訥
 , ᮧ ⠫ EDEM  ᨫ  㤠.  ᪠  :
-  ࠧ,     .
       ,  뫠 - ࢠ   ४ਨ EDEM,   -
 -  ⢥.

                              4.

     㦥 譨 ﬨ  ᪨ ⨫ ᥫ  
ᡠ栫  ஬ 祫.    - .   ࠢ  
祫,  ᫠    ४ EDEM.  ⮡ 筮  
EDEM`  뫮, ᢠ   ஬ 譨祪, ⮡    祫
 ⠫ 室   㣨 ⨭    .  
 ࢠ 室.
     H   ᬮ५   ⨭   ⠫  筮  .
 ,  ,       ᤥ  .  
ࠤ  ,  ࠤ 뫠 ,  ࠤ    .  -
  誨.
       , ⠢  ࠡ, ᪠ :
-H 娫 襢 ᥣ. Hࠦ ᥡ   㤠  -
.
       ,  뫠 - ࢠ 筠      ,  
뫮 -  .

                              5.

        殮  뫮  譥      ᫥
  .   㢨 ,   ஦ࠫ      ⨭  
⮢묨 ॢﬨ   稫   ,    ᢨ९
.      襭.  룭       ४-
ਨ EDEM,  ᤥ 䠩    Read Only,  ᪠    頭
⭨ 㫨:
-㤥   . 㤥  嫥 ᢮     ᢮,
      ,  ⠢  -
 直,  , ,  ⠪  㤥 ஦  ⥩  ᢮  
㪠  ⢮.
        㫨    ,     ࠪ   -
 ७  ᢮ ᮧ⥫. ⮬ ࠫ    騥  
୥  - 䠩  ᤥ ᥡ      ५.  
५     ⠫ ७      ᯮ,  
 ࢠ ५﫪.
         १ 㤮   ᪠:
-$%$#**^%%*&%^!
       ,  뫠 -    BTHORN`,  뫮  ,  
  ⮩.

                              6.

     Hத     䠩      .   -
  `⭮-ਥ஢ ணࠬ஢,      
筮-ਥ஢.   襫      -
  ᢮.  ࠢ  筮-ਥ஢ ணࠬ-
,  `⭮-ਥ஢   ᫨誮 㬭.  
न ,  㤠ਫ ,  砫   ࢠ -
⥪.    ,  㤠   ,  襫   
த ४.  , 㢨  ᨫ:",   ⢮
?" ⢥砫  :"   ஦   ᢮?   
 ᫥ ADinf, ⮡  ࠧ   楯!" , 
饬, 襫  ⢥. H   ࠤ,    ࠡ⠫    
६ ndd  襫  ७ ⠭ ,   ⠫,    
ᬮ 뫥,  ਭ ⠭ ᥬ.   뫮 譮 -
ﭨ ,  ᫠    ४.  ⮡    
訡 㤠  室  室 䫠 ⠢- Hidden.
     H祣  ᪠   ⠪  堭  ,   ᭮  
- .
       ,  뫠 ,  뫮   ,  뫮  -
஥ -  ᥤ쬮.

                              7.

      ᯫ   த ᪨  ⢥.  ᯨ-
稫   , , த令.  , 室, ⠫   -
訫 . H   ண⨫   믫     .
H     襫-⠪ ண    .    
 ਪ祭   ᨬ  .
        嬥,  襫,  㢨 த ᪨,  
       㣮,  砫   ⮣, -
    襢  ᪮쪮 ᮢ  ⥣.
      ⪨   ᯨ 㫠, ਪਫ ᨣ, ᬮ५ 
⢮७  ᢮  ᪠:
- ! H  ࠡ⠫!
      襫 㯨 ᥡ .   ⥫   User`  
  .

                                             Vlad Choporov
                                             vlad@ipu.mainet.msk.su



      ࠢ쭮  Windows95

    ன   ஢,  ⮪ 졠  祫᪨
ࠧ㬮  ஦ 祫᪮ ࠧ㬠.    Windows95.   
⮩    㣮  ஭   । ,  ⨢ﭨ 
० த       ᪠  筮  -    ஭
쬥 .

   砫, 筮,  २⢮  뫮  楫  ஭ Windows95.
 "樮  ⥬"    ᥬ 묨  ᯮᮡ
⠪,  , 묨   ࠦ,     
⤥쭮 . 祬,    ⮪   ⠫ , -
,  ⥯   ⠪   쬥.  ⮣,  㦥 稫
ᠬ   , 稢 ⨢  , 祬  ⠫ -
 .

    㦥 ਫ,  室 襩  ᮬ⥫, ⮬ ᯥ -
  ⥧  ,    ᫥  .

   ⠪,    ࠢ쭮  Windows95?    ࠧ
 ᪮쪮  ⠯:  ⥫⢠     ⠫樨,  뢠-
⥫⢠   㧪, ᠤ᪨ ⢨   ࠡ,  
 ७  ᯮᮡ,    "⪠,  ਬ-
 孮 Plug and Play". ᬮਬ ⥯ ஡   -
.


   ⥫⢠   ⠫樨

    ⠭   CD-,     ஬   ᮤন  ਡ⨢
Windows95 (-ய᪮  ᨨ). 쬨   㪨   ⭮
    ᥪࠬ  ਡ⨢.  ᪮쪮 
    孮 ᪠.  梥 孮-
 ᪠   ⮣      ,  Windows95 㦥 﫠,
     ᨮ.   ,   
   ࠡ祩 ஭, 㡥,  Windows95 㦥 ᪠
     ⨬ ஬, ᫥ 祣  -
   冷  ஬, ⠭ 㣮   ਡ⨢ OS/2
  Windows95 ,   ᮡࠥ ⠫஢  OS/2.
   梥  ᪠  ᭮   ( , 
Windows95   ᥡ  ), ᫥ 祣 㡥 OS/2 ⭮  ஡-
, ⠭  ᪥   DOS 3.0 (⥫쭮  IBM),  ᤥ ,
  ᮡࠥ ⠫஢  , ᫥ 祣 ᪮쪮 
   ᬥ   梥⮢ ࠤ㣨  ᪥  Windows95. 
⮬ ।⠫樮    祭,   -
    ,    Windows95     CD-ROM, 
 ⠪ ࠧࠦ.

    ⠢    ਡ⨢  CD-ROM,   䠩 -
䨣樨 -  ࠩ  CD-ROM-  १㧨 .  
᪮쪮 ࠧ    ந: "  㤠       ᪨ 
CD-ROM- ?   !  ⮨  ⮫쪮   ⮩ Windows95 -
,  ࠧ CD-ROM ய!  !     ⠢!   OS/2
⠢! ,   ࠩ , CD-ROM  !".  ᫨ ந
  筮 ⥫᪨ ⮭,  १ ஥ ६ CD-ROM
 ⥬    ᠬ  ᮡ. ᫨    ⮬  ᬮ     
Windows95,     ୮ 梥.

    뢥 ᯨ᮪  䠩 ਡ⨢   । ᪠-
   ᯮ塞  䠩, ஬ "setup.exe",  ந  ⮬:  "
!    ਡ⨢ ⠫ !".  ,  ⮡   
 ப ᠬ  "setup.exe", ᫥ 祣 ࠤ 
 Backspace-   த  ᢮ 뢠⥫⢠    
⮣ ,  ⮡ CD- ⠫ 䨮⮢. ᫥ ⮣  稭
।⢥  ⠫樨.     業-
 ᮣ襭     "No".  ⠫樨 筥
 ᠬ 砫,     "No"  ⮣ ,  Windows95
᫥  ⮩ 窨 ᠬ த  ⠭.

   ⥬ ⬥  ⨪  ⨪   ᯨ᪮ "CD-ROM", "Network
adapter", "Sound  card",  ᫥  祣    "Next",  ன 
,  CD-ROM, 㪮  ⥢ , ᫥ 祣 ᫠-
 ॠ樥  Windows95, ਢ    뢠  ⥫᪮
ᬥ.     ᯨ᮪  ࠩ஢  -   "S3" 
"Matrox Millennium",  ਣਢ:  "祣  !    
  - Matrox ᠭ".

   ࠧ ᫥  ⠫樨  祭  窮  몠:
⠩ ᭠砫  ⠢   몮 ᪫, ⮬   -
, ⥬  ⠢ ⮫쪮 ﯮ᪨ ,  ⮬ ⠩ 
䥩   , ᫥  祣  ॡ   ᪨᪮ ॣ-
쭮 ⠭. ᫨   ""  " ஦ 론"
-  ⠯  諨 ᯥ譮.

    ⢥  Background  ᥣ ᯮ짮   祪 
᫮ "Windows95 - must die!".  ᥣ 㤥,  ᫨  窨 
ᠬ ⮢     ᮢ᪮  "Paint".  ਤ -
⥫ ᮡ ⭮. Logo.sys     -
     "OS/2 loading the most hated system - Windoze95", ᫥
祣  ⠫樨   祭.


   뢠⥫⢠   㧪

   ⮡ ࠬ⭮  ࠧ  Windows95     㧪, ᫥ 
autoexec.bat     १ ணࠬ ⨯ "Calc",
"Side Kick"  .. ⥫쭮 ⠪,  ⮡   ணࠬ 뫨 -
ᠭ   ᪠.  ᢮-䠩 ࠩ ⠢  50 - 
ࠧ Windows95.  쪨 १⨪,  㤥 
  㤠 ᢮-䠩   䠩  TEMP ४ਨ. ᫥ -
   Windows95      㧨  Safe-mode,  롨ࠩ
० Logged (\BOOTLOG.TXT), ⮡ ⠢  ᠬ 뢠  -
 ᢮       䠩. 娥  १    ⠪ ०
Step-by-step confirmation,  ஬ ᫥  㧪 -
  ࠩ஢. ᮡ  ⥫⢮  -
    . ⠢ ⠬ 4 ,  쬨 -
 "  "  ᨤ - 冷  ஬, -
 ᪠  WinWord-, ਮ᪨  ਢ  Windows95 ᪮묨
᫮: " , !  室  梥⮪?".


   ᪨ ⢨   ࠡ

    ᠬ  ⮩  ᯮᮡ - -ᨨ.   ᪠ 
   ணࠬ! ⡥ ⮫쪮  த,  ᪥ -
 Windows95  ᭥  ⢮   ࠩ  㡠   ࠧ 
. 訥 १ ⠪  ਮ᪨  ᯥ樠쭮 -
ᨨ aidstest  (     ᠬ),  ᫥ 㧪 -
: " 襬  㦥  - Windows95. ந -
?".

   ந 祭  (, -     WinWord-,    㦥
 稭 ⮢. ,  祣.  ࢥ!   ࠩ 砥 
ᨪ ,       ⢮ ४᭮).

    ⠪  २  win.com   dos.com     . -
⮬ 㤥  ⪠ Windows95 த  ᠬ ᥡ Windows95. 譥
 룫廊  쬠  ਢ⥫쭮   㡥⥫쭮. ᮡ 
Windows95 ॠ   ⪨ ᯮ짮   ,  Microsoft -
祬-  "筮" (  "姠筮"  -
饭   ᫮).  ⮪ Norton Commander-   
     ஢  70     ᪮ ᪠ 
㣮.  ⮬ 室 ஬ : ", !  ॥! -
! 쭥! ! ! ! !",  १ 祣 Windows95
稭 襭 ४뢠      㣮,  -
 ⠥ , 㯠 ᠬ ᥡ  ⪨  , ᫥ 祣 -
⮭   㣨 뢠  ਪ,  "  NC  -
⠭  ࠡ  8088 ஬".

   ⪠,  ਬ 孮 Plug and Play

     㦥 ਫ -  ᯮᮡ  ᮡ ७    -
    䠭᪨ १⮢.   ⮩  -
 ᮫  ४ᬥ, ⠪   襫    ⥭쪨
ਪ Windows95  "㦥  ࠭  ⭠ 訡!" १ "
 ?   訡    !"  䥭 " 
  -  ந室.   譨 ⥫䮭   - -
ࠩ   ᠬ".

    ᥬ ४᭮ ⭠ ࠭  Windows95 ᠬ 㦨-
 ࠧ 譨  ७ ன⢠, 祬,  ᫨ ன⢮
㦥 ࠢ쭮,   ᭨  Windows95  -    ᠬ 
⠬ ⠭  ⮫쪮 孨᪨ ᯥ樠,   
ࠡ⠫   Microsoft    ᢮訩  ᢮ࠧ 鸞
 , 騩  ⮩ ଥ.

    , ⮭ ⥫ ⮩ ⥬,  ⨬   ᥡ  -
.   砫 ⪭  ISA- ᫮ -   ﯮ᪮
⥫.  .  Windows95 筮 ।᪠㥬.
 ⠫  ࠧ: " 襬  㦥 ⭮ -
ன⢮,    ᥩ  ᢮ ࠩ,  ⮡ ன⢮ ࠡ⠫
ଠ쭮", ᫥  祣      㦨   ᪨
,  ⪨    﫠 ࠧ: " ⨯ ⥫
 ন   ᨨ Windows95.   ᢮ ,
⮡   ࠩ   ன⢠".  Windows95 ࠤ-
   ᮮ饭,  "  㦥  ન Sony,  
ࠧ襭 襣    筮    ࠡ  !".  ࠧ
஬쪭㫮 ᮮ饭: "  ன⢮     Plug and Play!
⮡ ᤥ    ⠪ -   ன⢮  ⠢ -
". 祬,    ⥫ "㡨" Windows95 ᥣ ॠ஢-
 , , : " 襬  㦥 ᪮ -
ன⢮   ᮢ᪮ ⨭⠫쭮 ࠪ  ---
 ! ᫨   ࠦ,   , ⮡ 
     !".

         ᠬ묨  ⠭묨  ன⢠  ୮  ਨ
Windows95 㯠 쬠 ᢮ࠧ. ᭠  ॠ  -
- ᮢ६    , ⨯  Sound Blaster AWE64.
 ࠧ      㢨  㪮  (ᬮ
 ,  AWE64 - Plug and Play),  ୮ ⠫樨  ᭠砫
㢥७ 㦨 Sound Blaster AWE32, ⮬ ஫   64,
᫥ 祣 ਭ﫠 ᮫ 襭 , :  "   
㦥     Sound  Blaster  AWE32".   ,    ⥬⨪ 
Microsoft ᥣ 뫮 .

   ⠭ 譥  CD-ROM-,   砥  १ ਭ
 맢   Windows95  直 ࠢ⢥ ৠ. 砫 
㢥७ ᮡࠥ    ஢  ਭ (  - 
      ਭ୮ ), 뤠 ⢥ -
: " 襬  㦥  ਭ - CD-ROM", ⠥ 
 ⠫஢ -    , ⮬ 楬୮ ᮮ-
頥,   "  ன⢮  ⥫쭮  ᪮ ࠡ
襣 " ( ॠ쭮 ᪮ ࠡ   -
 ⮫쪮  ᠬ  Windows95), ⥬ 稭 訢  ன⢮,
  ⢥   CD-ROM-,    ,  ⮡  
⠫, ᫥  祣  뤠 ஭ ࠧ:  "  - ⠥
쭮 ,     ࠦ",  १⮬ ன 
ਣ  ⥬: 祣  ᪠, ஬ ᯨ᪠ . 
⠪ ,      , ⮡ ࠧ᫨  ᢮ -
.

   ⢥, 祬  ࠦ Windows95 -  . -
⥬  ᪮쪮  ப ࠧ ,    -
   :   ⭠ ࠥ ( ⮬ ᫮ ࠡ-
⠫ 䮪஫ WinWord-,  ।  ᫮   "
ࠥ") 窠 , ᫥ 祣 ᯮ , : "  -
㦥 ⠭  ,       ᠬ    
ᯨ᪠".  ⠪ 室  Plug and Play  ࠢ.

   ,  ᮡ⢥,     砫.      㬠, 
   祣-  ⠫  譮.   ᫨ Windows95 ஭-
   ,   ⥯  ।  -   .  ,  ᫨ 
 - ,  , 祬...


     ࣥ ૮. Intel_It

 Date: 22 Mar 1997
 From: Orlove Serg

⥣ࠫ ⥫
  MotherBoard ᨤ.         MS-Dos- ਡ
室            K ⥫, :
Access, Word, Excel-⠡ -     Norton-commander
ᥬ ࠡ .              Explorer!!!
   - ⥫!          墠⠫ interrupt-,
                                 A  ४뫨  features!
 諠  ⥫ Fox- -          誥 ਢ
   Pro-ᨫ OS-.    ꪨ ⥭ꪠ ...
 襫  ⥫  DR-Dos -    ⥫ 訫  DeskTop -
  Cyrix   CMOS!       Norton ࠡ⠥ ᭮!
 , 믮
  ⥫!

MS-Mail- ਡ
 message- .
  ⥫ࠬ
   אַ!

 ᨢ, ଥ Brand-Name,   䥩
    ᮬ   .
   95 뫠 ᨤ.
  ࠭     廊 -
       魥 ⥫!

 冷 -  .
 ,  -஢ ਪ  good-!
  ﭮ , ᪫ bug- :
   setup  ,  General Failure!

                        ⠫ ⥫,  ⥫
                         ⮫ꪮ ᫮ ⢥न
                       , , 

  ⠥            ᫨ Setup  ன
 ᪮ꪮ    ?          ᫨  dead-lock 
  ,    ,       ⠭  
    楫 !            ﬨ(*)  த묨

                  ⠢ SIM ⥫
ਡ ப SIM:                 ⮫ꪮ ᫮ ⢥न
⠢ ⥫   -            , , 
 㤥  ᥬ !

   䠩'           ᫨ Setup  ன
    䠩' .         ᫨  dead-lock 
 ⠢ 䠩'  CD-ROM-a -        ⠭  
  뫥 - !         ﬨ  த묨

    SeaGate-'                     ⥫
ਪ㯨  訥 .               ⮫ꪮ ᫮ ⢥न
(**) ⥫   -           , , 
 䠩 㧨  ࠧ!

 Screen-  ।            ᫨ Setup  ன
   Screen- 稭 .         ᫨  dead-lock 
 Screen-  ,   ,     ⠭  
 Screen-  ᨢ !        ﬨ  த묨

  ᪮               ᥫ ⥫, ⥫ ⥫
 ⥫ ᫥⥫ PCI.                   ⮫ꪮ ᫮ ⢥न
   設 宬 -            , , 
  Screen- ꥬ!

   PC-   㦨?
 PC-   㦨,
 PC-   ᠤ.
 室   ⥫,
 ࠧ   boot-.

   -ࠬ
 upgrade-    patch-.
 system directory-  DLL-,
 ⠢,  ⠢  driver-!

  -patch-   - !
Install-஢   - !
 諨  boot-,  -click-,  swAPI- -
, , !

  ࠧ - 墠⨫  tech-note-
  IDE- compile- ⠪,  UPS- 몫!

---------------------------------------------------------------------------

(*)      - ꪨ Application,   ਪ (  
Apple).
(**)   -  १ SCCI.

() IB-Lit 
() ૮ ࣥ. ⮪ 1996. (ॢ  programmer-᪨)
e-mail: opcep@usa.net ;  opcep@taichu.marine.su
http://www.marine.su/win/vlad/opcep/orlov.html
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
                 Last-modified: Mon, 24-Mar-97 06:57:58 GMT




      ࠢ쭮  Windows95

    ன   ஢,  ⮪ 졠  祫᪨
ࠧ㬮  ஦ 祫᪮ ࠧ㬠.    Windows95.   
⮩    㣮  ஭   । ,  ⨢ﭨ 
० த       ᪠  筮  -    ஭
쬥 .

   砫, 筮,  २⢮  뫮  楫  ஭ Windows95.
 "樮  ⥬"    ᥬ 묨  ᯮᮡ
⠪,  , 묨   ࠦ,     
⤥쭮 . 祬,    ⮪   ⠫ , -
,  ⥯   ⠪   쬥.  ⮣,  㦥 稫
ᠬ   , 稢 ⨢  , 祬  ⠫ -
 .

    㦥 ਫ,  室 襩  ᮬ⥫, ⮬ ᯥ -
  ⥧  ,    ᫥  .

   ⠪,    ࠢ쭮  Windows95?    ࠧ
 ᪮쪮  ⠯:  ⥫⢠     ⠫樨,  뢠-
⥫⢠   㧪, ᠤ᪨ ⢨   ࠡ,  
 ७  ᯮᮡ,    "⪠,  ਬ-
 孮 Plug and Play". ᬮਬ ⥯ ஡   -
.


   ⥫⢠   ⠫樨

    ⠭   CD-,     ஬   ᮤন  ਡ⨢
Windows95 (-ய᪮  ᨨ). 쬨   㪨   ⭮
    ᥪࠬ  ਡ⨢.  ᪮쪮 
    孮 ᪠.  梥 孮-
 ᪠   ⮣      ,  Windows95 㦥 﫠,
     ᨮ.   ,   
   ࠡ祩 ஭, 㡥,  Windows95 㦥 ᪠
     ⨬ ஬, ᫥ 祣  -
   冷  ஬, ⠭ 㣮   ਡ⨢ OS/2
  Windows95 ,   ᮡࠥ ⠫஢  OS/2.
   梥  ᪠  ᭮   ( , 
Windows95   ᥡ  ), ᫥ 祣 㡥 OS/2 ⭮  ஡-
, ⠭  ᪥   DOS 3.0 (⥫쭮  IBM),  ᤥ ,
  ᮡࠥ ⠫஢  , ᫥ 祣 ᪮쪮 
   ᬥ   梥⮢ ࠤ㣨  ᪥  Windows95. 
⮬ ।⠫樮    祭,   -
    ,    Windows95     CD-ROM, 
 ⠪ ࠧࠦ.

    ⠢    ਡ⨢  CD-ROM,   䠩 -
䨣樨 -  ࠩ  CD-ROM-  १㧨 .  
᪮쪮 ࠧ    ந: "  㤠       ᪨ 
CD-ROM- ?   !  ⮨  ⮫쪮   ⮩ Windows95 -
,  ࠧ CD-ROM ய!  !     ⠢!   OS/2
⠢! ,   ࠩ , CD-ROM  !".  ᫨ ந
  筮 ⥫᪨ ⮭,  १ ஥ ६ CD-ROM
 ⥬    ᠬ  ᮡ. ᫨    ⮬  ᬮ     
Windows95,     ୮ 梥.

    뢥 ᯨ᮪  䠩 ਡ⨢   । ᪠-
   ᯮ塞  䠩, ஬ "setup.exe",  ந  ⮬:  "
!    ਡ⨢ ⠫ !".  ,  ⮡   
 ப ᠬ  "setup.exe", ᫥ 祣 ࠤ 
 Backspace-   த  ᢮ 뢠⥫⢠    
⮣ ,  ⮡ CD- ⠫ 䨮⮢. ᫥ ⮣  稭
।⢥  ⠫樨.     業-
 ᮣ襭     "No".  ⠫樨 筥
 ᠬ 砫,     "No"  ⮣ ,  Windows95
᫥  ⮩ 窨 ᠬ த  ⠭.

   ⥬ ⬥  ⨪  ⨪   ᯨ᪮ "CD-ROM", "Network
adapter", "Sound  card",  ᫥  祣    "Next",  ன 
,  CD-ROM, 㪮  ⥢ , ᫥ 祣 ᫠-
 ॠ樥  Windows95, ਢ    뢠  ⥫᪮
ᬥ.     ᯨ᮪  ࠩ஢  -   "S3" 
"Matrox Millennium",  ਣਢ:  "祣  !    
  - Matrox ᠭ".

   ࠧ ᫥  ⠫樨  祭  窮  몠:
⠩ ᭠砫  ⠢   몮 ᪫, ⮬   -
, ⥬  ⠢ ⮫쪮 ﯮ᪨ ,  ⮬ ⠩ 
䥩   , ᫥  祣  ॡ   ᪨᪮ ॣ-
쭮 ⠭. ᫨   ""  " ஦ 론"
-  ⠯  諨 ᯥ譮.

    ⢥  Background  ᥣ ᯮ짮   祪 
᫮ "Windows95 - must die!".  ᥣ 㤥,  ᫨  窨 
ᠬ ⮢     ᮢ᪮  "Paint".  ਤ -
⥫ ᮡ ⭮. Logo.sys     -
     "OS/2 loading the most hated system - Windoze95", ᫥
祣  ⠫樨   祭.


   뢠⥫⢠   㧪

   ⮡ ࠬ⭮  ࠧ  Windows95     㧪, ᫥ 
autoexec.bat     १ ணࠬ ⨯ "Calc",
"Side Kick"  .. ⥫쭮 ⠪,  ⮡   ணࠬ 뫨 -
ᠭ   ᪠.  ᢮-䠩 ࠩ ⠢  50 - 
ࠧ Windows95.  쪨 १⨪,  㤥 
  㤠 ᢮-䠩   䠩  TEMP ४ਨ. ᫥ -
   Windows95      㧨  Safe-mode,  롨ࠩ
० Logged (\BOOTLOG.TXT), ⮡ ⠢  ᠬ 뢠  -
 ᢮       䠩. 娥  १    ⠪ ०
Step-by-step confirmation,  ஬ ᫥  㧪 -
  ࠩ஢. ᮡ  ⥫⢮  -
    . ⠢ ⠬ 4 ,  쬨 -
 "  "  ᨤ - 冷  ஬, -
 ᪠  WinWord-, ਮ᪨  ਢ  Windows95 ᪮묨
᫮: " , !  室  梥⮪?".


   ᪨ ⢨   ࠡ

    ᠬ  ⮩  ᯮᮡ - -ᨨ.   ᪠ 
   ணࠬ! ⡥ ⮫쪮  த,  ᪥ -
 Windows95  ᭥  ⢮   ࠩ  㡠   ࠧ 
. 訥 १ ⠪  ਮ᪨  ᯥ樠쭮 -
ᨨ aidstest  (     ᠬ),  ᫥ 㧪 -
: " 襬  㦥  - Windows95. ந -
?".

   ந 祭  (, -     WinWord-,    㦥
 稭 ⮢. ,  祣.  ࢥ!   ࠩ 砥 
ᨪ ,       ⢮ ४᭮).

    ⠪  २  win.com   dos.com     . -
⮬ 㤥  ⪠ Windows95 த  ᠬ ᥡ Windows95. 譥
 룫廊  쬠  ਢ⥫쭮   㡥⥫쭮. ᮡ 
Windows95 ॠ   ⪨ ᯮ짮   ,  Microsoft -
祬-  "筮" (  "姠筮"  -
饭   ᫮).  ⮪ Norton Commander-   
     ஢  70     ᪮ ᪠ 
㣮.  ⮬ 室 ஬ : ", !  ॥! -
! 쭥! ! ! ! !",  १ 祣 Windows95
稭 襭 ४뢠      㣮,  -
 ⠥ , 㯠 ᠬ ᥡ  ⪨  , ᫥ 祣 -
⮭   㣨 뢠  ਪ,  "  NC  -
⠭  ࠡ  8088 ஬".

   ⪠,  ਬ 孮 Plug and Play

     㦥 ਫ -  ᯮᮡ  ᮡ ७    -
    䠭᪨ १⮢.   ⮩  -
 ᮫  ४ᬥ, ⠪   襫    ⥭쪨
ਪ Windows95  "㦥  ࠭  ⭠ 訡!" १ "
 ?   訡    !"  䥭 " 
  -  ந室.   譨 ⥫䮭   - -
ࠩ   ᠬ".

    ᥬ ४᭮ ⭠ ࠭  Windows95 ᠬ 㦨-
 ࠧ 譨  ७ ன⢠, 祬,  ᫨ ன⢮
㦥 ࠢ쭮,   ᭨  Windows95  -    ᠬ 
⠬ ⠭  ⮫쪮 孨᪨ ᯥ樠,   
ࠡ⠫   Microsoft    ᢮訩  ᢮ࠧ 鸞
 , 騩  ⮩ ଥ.

    , ⮭ ⥫ ⮩ ⥬,  ⨬   ᥡ  -
.   砫 ⪭  ISA- ᫮ -   ﯮ᪮
⥫.  .  Windows95 筮 ।᪠㥬.
 ⠫  ࠧ: " 襬  㦥 ⭮ -
ன⢮,    ᥩ  ᢮ ࠩ,  ⮡ ன⢮ ࠡ⠫
ଠ쭮", ᫥  祣      㦨   ᪨
,  ⪨    﫠 ࠧ: " ⨯ ⥫
 ন   ᨨ Windows95.   ᢮ ,
⮡   ࠩ   ன⢠".  Windows95 ࠤ-
   ᮮ饭,  "  㦥  ન Sony,  
ࠧ襭 襣    筮    ࠡ  !".  ࠧ
஬쪭㫮 ᮮ饭: "  ன⢮     Plug and Play!
⮡ ᤥ    ⠪ -   ன⢮  ⠢ -
". 祬,    ⥫ "㡨" Windows95 ᥣ ॠ஢-
 , , : " 襬  㦥 ᪮ -
ன⢮   ᮢ᪮ ⨭⠫쭮 ࠪ  ---
 ! ᫨   ࠦ,   , ⮡ 
     !".

         ᠬ묨  ⠭묨  ன⢠  ୮  ਨ
Windows95 㯠 쬠 ᢮ࠧ. ᭠  ॠ  -
- ᮢ६    , ⨯  Sound Blaster AWE64.
 ࠧ      㢨  㪮  (ᬮ
 ,  AWE64 - Plug and Play),  ୮ ⠫樨  ᭠砫
㢥७ 㦨 Sound Blaster AWE32, ⮬ ஫   64,
᫥ 祣 ਭ﫠 ᮫ 襭 , :  "   
㦥     Sound  Blaster  AWE32".   ,    ⥬⨪ 
Microsoft ᥣ 뫮 .

   ⠭ 譥  CD-ROM-,   砥  १ ਭ
 맢   Windows95  直 ࠢ⢥ ৠ. 砫 
㢥७ ᮡࠥ    ஢  ਭ (  - 
      ਭ୮ ), 뤠 ⢥ -
: " 襬  㦥  ਭ - CD-ROM", ⠥ 
 ⠫஢ -    , ⮬ 楬୮ ᮮ-
頥,   "  ன⢮  ⥫쭮  ᪮ ࠡ
襣 " ( ॠ쭮 ᪮ ࠡ   -
 ⮫쪮  ᠬ  Windows95), ⥬ 稭 訢  ன⢮,
  ⢥   CD-ROM-,    ,  ⮡  
⠫, ᫥  祣  뤠 ஭ ࠧ:  "  - ⠥
쭮 ,     ࠦ",  १⮬ ன 
ਣ  ⥬: 祣  ᪠, ஬ ᯨ᪠ . 
⠪ ,      , ⮡ ࠧ᫨  ᢮ -
.

   ⢥, 祬  ࠦ Windows95 -  . -
⥬  ᪮쪮  ப ࠧ ,    -
   :   ⭠ ࠥ ( ⮬ ᫮ ࠡ-
⠫ 䮪஫ WinWord-,  ।  ᫮   "
ࠥ") 窠 , ᫥ 祣 ᯮ , : "  -
㦥 ⠭  ,       ᠬ    
ᯨ᪠".  ⠪ 室  Plug and Play  ࠢ.

   ,  ᮡ⢥,     砫.      㬠, 
   祣-  ⠫  譮.   ᫨ Windows95 ஭-
   ,   ⥯  ।  -   .  ,  ᫨ 
 - ,  , 祬...




     ࣥ ૮. Intel_It

 Date: 22 Mar 1997
 From: Orlove Serg

⥣ࠫ ⥫
  MotherBoard ᨤ.         MS-Dos- ਡ
室            K ⥫, :
Access, Word, Excel-⠡ -     Norton-commander
ᥬ ࠡ .              Explorer!!!
   - ⥫!          墠⠫ interrupt-,
                                 A  ४뫨  features!
 諠  ⥫ Fox- -          誥 ਢ
   Pro-ᨫ OS-.    ꪨ ⥭ꪠ ...
 襫  ⥫  DR-Dos -    ⥫ 訫  DeskTop -
  Cyrix   CMOS!       Norton ࠡ⠥ ᭮!
 , 믮
  ⥫!

MS-Mail- ਡ
 message- .
  ⥫ࠬ
   אַ!

 ᨢ, ଥ Brand-Name,   䥩
    ᮬ   .
   95 뫠 ᨤ.
  ࠭     廊 -
       魥 ⥫!

 冷 -  .
 ,  -஢ ਪ  good-!
  ﭮ , ᪫ bug- :
   setup  ,  General Failure!

                        ⠫ ⥫,  ⥫
                         ⮫ꪮ ᫮ ⢥न
                       , , 

  ⠥            ᫨ Setup  ன
 ᪮ꪮ    ?          ᫨  dead-lock 
  ,    ,       ⠭  
    楫 !            ﬨ(*)  த묨

                  ⠢ SIM ⥫
ਡ ப SIM:                 ⮫ꪮ ᫮ ⢥न
⠢ ⥫   -            , , 
 㤥  ᥬ !

   䠩'           ᫨ Setup  ன
    䠩' .         ᫨  dead-lock 
 ⠢ 䠩'  CD-ROM-a -        ⠭  
  뫥 - !         ﬨ  த묨

    SeaGate-'                     ⥫
ਪ㯨  訥 .               ⮫ꪮ ᫮ ⢥न
(**) ⥫   -           , , 
 䠩 㧨  ࠧ!

 Screen-  ।            ᫨ Setup  ன
   Screen- 稭 .         ᫨  dead-lock 
 Screen-  ,   ,     ⠭  
 Screen-  ᨢ !        ﬨ  த묨

  ᪮               ᥫ ⥫, ⥫ ⥫
 ⥫ ᫥⥫ PCI.                   ⮫ꪮ ᫮ ⢥न
   設 宬 -            , , 
  Screen- ꥬ!

   PC-   㦨?
 PC-   㦨,
 PC-   ᠤ.
 室   ⥫,
 ࠧ   boot-.

   -ࠬ
 upgrade-    patch-.
 system directory-  DLL-,
 ⠢,  ⠢  driver-!

  -patch-   - !
Install-஢   - !
 諨  boot-,  -click-,  swAPI- -
, , !

  ࠧ - 墠⨫  tech-note-
  IDE- compile- ⠪,  UPS- 몫!

---------------------------------------------------------------------------

(*)      - ꪨ Application,   ਪ (  
Apple).
(**)   -  १ SCCI.

() IB-Lit 
() ૮ ࣥ. ⮪ 1996. (ॢ  programmer-᪨)
e-mail: opcep@usa.net ;  opcep@taichu.marine.su
http://www.marine.su/win/vlad/opcep/orlov.html
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                 Last-modified: Mon, 24-Mar-97 06:57:58 GMT




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      ... ઠ        ࠢ    ॣ  窨,  ᥫ
砢襩   ᪮쪨 蠣  .  મ ᢥ⨫ ᮫誮,  ⥯
ᮣॢ ન ᯨ,  ᨢ 饡⠫   襩    
  -   ,    ⮬ ४᭮ ,    ⮣ 
             뫮 祭  -    ⮣...
      ", -   ⠪",- 㬠 ઠ ᪢ ᫠ ࠤ㦭
 - -  蠫      ⤠  饭.
     -  蠫  㤠-    訩  宫
ப,    ᥪ㭤 ⠭  宫  ᨫ쭥.
  ᮫ 㤠- ய...   㦥      ﭮ
ࠣ,      ઠ  祬-  ,   ⮣,    
襢.  ⪨  墠⨫ ,      ,    㦥
        ஬ ᪮,    稢  
  ,    業  ண  室  ⥫
  ,    騩  ﭨ    騩 ,
.  "...",- ஭⥫쭮 頫 ,    楬.
"---!",-  ࠫ    뫮  ᨫ  ઠ    嫥  ᢮
                              ਪ...
                                   *          *          *

      ",  ,   㤥 믠  ,    殢!"  -
ઠ 襭 ᥫ  ⥫  祭 ,   宫
,  ﬨ ⥪騩  .    﫠 ,  ମ  
.  "६ 㦥 , ⠢...",-  祭 롭㫠 
諠  .  ઠ ᬮ५      ᯨ,        ⠫
⥫쭮,   ᫥,  . "    ,   ...
ப .  !!",- 㬠 ઠ        ᯫ  
㣮."᭮,      -  ⠪  ",- ᯮ  ᢮
          ᮭ, - " ᫨ ,   㤠 ?"
      ઠ ⠫      .     न   ᢮   
஭஢  મ-  ,      뫨 - ,
,     ⮬        ⭥,  -ࠢ  뫮
⭮.  ⥣  ᥬ  ⠭     ,  
  ᬠ ᠯ,  ઠ  ࠧࠦ ᬮ५   諥.
    ,     㡮 ࠯,    ⮬  
⨭  ࠢ .   ⥪ 㦥  ᮢᥬ ஧筮,  ⮥
 -.  ⠫  , ண ઠ ᮢᥬ  
-    㯮,  룭  ᫮⭮  -  㬠,  
롥    㣮  ॣ,    ᪫  ᫨誮 ᮪,  
⢨  ⭮    稫.    뫠     
⥫쭮,     ⠫ 祣.  祣.  
             ⢮ਫ  ᬥ⥫쭮  ...
        ન  訩 誠 -  ⮫쪮  ᯮ 12
,    ⮬      ࠭  뫮  室      
஭  ࢮ砫 ᮬ.         ᨫ
        ᮡ    த,  ઠ  ,    
                              ࠭.
      ઠ ⢮,    ᥣ  ᮡ  ,   ।⮨
ᥣ ᮢ - 祭 ,       ,
,       !      稫,      
室 אַ    ,     ।﫮    .
    뫨 쭮 ,   ⥯  த 
௥ ,   ,  -⠪,     .  ।
⥫  ⮢  ,      㦥  㤥 
 ,  ࠢ ४,  ⥬  ਤ஢,      -
  ,  ,  ,      ᬥ⥫
⢠३.   㤥 ⠬ ᥣ       ⢥
饭    - "EXIT".   ᢮  
,  室  ⮩ ,   ਫ  ,    
㣮 ,  ᢮  , 㦨  类 ﭨ... ઠ  
    ᫥, ⮫쪮  ,         
                               !
      ,   ࠥ  ਤ,     ண,  
ਫ,    -      室 -  ⠫쭮
                       த  㦥 .
         ⮬,  ᥣ  ઠ   ᮡ ⥫쭮,
஢  ⠫,   .   ,  த ,  ⠫
ਪ९    ஫,  ᯮ⥫  ࠢ,
    ஭ ,   㦨,    . ઠ
㦥          ⪮  த    ࠪ᪨
஬.    뫨      㦨,            稫
᪮쭮,  ,    ⠩  窠    .
 㦨 ઠ 祭 㢠    .  ⣠  ⠢
,       - ⮫쪮  쭥  -
                    ᥡ   !
        ᯠ,  ⮬ ઠ  楫  -  ⮬ 
諮   ᫥ -  ⨫        ⠦,
  ⠭    ᥪ㭤   ࠧ 拉 ᥡ    .
஫ 뢠 100 %,     ࠡ⠫  㪮ਧ,
 㦨 뫮  殮. ⢥,  ᯮ, 
 ⢮ ॥   㦨 -  ᥣ  .  "
,  ,   -",-  ᠬ ਫ   .  
㪨 㯥 ⣠,    蠣 襫  室  ⮣ 
                              ⠫.
      ... ।    ⠫    뫮  吝-஢
梥        ⢥  頫   .  ⨢ 
⮣ ࠪ⠬ ᪫ 宫  訫  ᮪      ४  
ன  १  ⮩  ୨      ⥭.  - 
  ࢠ ᭮.  ன 㦥   ਤ
  ⮢,  ઠ    蠫  -  । 宥 ௥
.  ",  -   ",- 롭 ઠ, 
७ .   ᪮쪮 蠣,  ⠭.  
  뤥ঠ ,  㡭 砢,  ᪮稫  ய    
.    ,       ⠭ ਬ୮ ,  
   ᪮ 箪.    ५  ࠧ    
⢮      ,   ᬠ筮   ,  ᥫ      ᮡ⢥
뢠 ७⥩.  "⨭,  ᠯ 맣!",- १
            㬠 ઠ, 뢠 ⢮  ᯨ.
      멤  ୨  ⨫    ॣ  ४.  ୥
४      㦥 뫮  -  ॢ⨫   
冷  梥,  ன  મ ஧ ᫮
.  "   ࢠ ᫮",- ᠬ ᥡ ᪠ ઠ, ᪠ 
ॣ.       ᫥  ࠧ,  ᫮      뫠
⨢ ॣ,   ४ 뫠  㦥. "ਤ 룠",-
᪫ 㬠 ઠ,  ᯮ    -  "த    ⮬  
ன".    ,    ࠧ ,  㡨 ,
룭  אַ      ...        㫨   ⢥म
孮  訫,   ஭᫮  ... 碠   祧
 ઠ  ⥫  .    㧨    騪    冷
   ,   㫨 אַ  . ᬮ 
 ,  뫮 ௨ 쭮,   ઠ ,   ⥯  
    ⮫쪮  室  ,  ᫨ .    
 ᪫, 뢠       ᪠    ꥬ.
    , ઠ   ,    
     砫 祧...  "!!!",- ࠫ ઠ  
ﭭ      㪫    㪮.  ᮪ ॣ  ਯ
⨫,      ய.      ઠ      !  
᫥  릪    룭   ꥬ.    ॣ,
  ᬮ५  ஫ - 92 %.  "     㤥!",-
                  筮 ⨫ ઠ  拉.
      ࠢ 稭  ⠫   த,      墠祭
ﬨ   㤠  .    뫠  ᪠,
  騭 뫠 ᪠ .   ⨫騪 ।
  蠫 - ୠ ᬥ, ⮫쪮 ।   ⮫쪮 ᫥
        襩 樨 襭.    易  ᤥ.
       ઠ    ⮫쪮   ⮬.  ஡  ࠧ襭
     ⥫  䨫    ᥯饩
,  ࠢ    ᫥    蠫  ⥫  ஡ 㪨 
৪ 砢 ३,       砫.   뫮
஡ ᪢  ⠫     ਤ,  
 ண,    ,    .   
।      뫠    㤠    ॢ  믠 ⮫ 
६  .  ६ ࠧ뢠    ⠢,  ..
 㦥 砫  室    묨 ࠬ.  
     ஢, ઠ 祭  墠⨫ 
 ࠪ⭨  ᪨  .  訢,   ﭨ 墠,
 楫 ⨫  ⮫   ࠪ.  魮 ⤠ ઠ 
㤥ঠ  .   १  ,  ࠧ⠢   
  ᥭ  .      㫮   ५   ᮬ.   "!",-
㢠⥫쭮  㬠  ઠ,  㡨     ᯨ.  ५
ࠧ㤨  ਢ    ३    ᥤ  .  筮
㦭 砭 ࠧ   ஭. 㦭 뫮 ᯥ.  ⮯
   㯮,  ઠ  ,  室 㫠 ࠧ
     .  㦥    室
  ਤ,   ⠢    ஢,  
室  ⨫  ઠ 蠫 ,    ᥣ   -
⥫ ,  ᬥ 訯  ᪨. "!",-
쪭㫠  ,    ,    㣨,  뫥⥫  ஬
,   ,   ࠧ⥫,  㦠 .    ᤠ
, ઠ 騫   ,   ᯥ   .
,  ࠧ  론騥  ,  ᨭ஭  ⨫   
     鸞.  "  ...$#%&@!!"-  ࠫ  ઠ  
⨫  襣  । ᨭ  ᪨  ࠧ冷.
    ,    襭,  ᯫ    ᨢ
᭮-ᨭ .         冷,  
㡨  ண.            ᥪ㭤  ᭥  
ᨫ  ஭ - ⨩  -⠪  ⨣  楫.    
᭨,    ⨫ ᭮, ᯨ   - ⨩
 襫 ᧠     ᯨ.  "㪠!!!"-  祣  
ᮮࠦ      ,   ઠ  ࠧ    砫    
⭮.  ⠭  ᬮ  ⮫쪮      㦨  稫
                              .
       ५,   ௨,   ࠭稪 ஫ 뢠
७  - 67 %. "諠  ᯮ짮 .   -
 㪨 ⥩!",- ઠ -饬 ࠧ.  窨  
뫨 ⮫쪮 10- 業,   ᥣ . ᯮ짮   ,
 ⠭ ஢  87 %.  "-,  ,"- 쪮 ᬥ
ઠ  襫  ,    ९룭  ᭮-ᨭ 祣
                               쬠.
       蠫        饫 ७.
"  !  孮஭  ᥩ  뤥ঠ,"-  ઠ  
ࢠ    ,  嫮    ᮡ.  ࠧ    
⥬,  ઠ   ⠭.  ਤ    אַ  ।  .
⠢        ।.  ਤ 
㧪  ⥬,  室  ,  ᪮ । 稫
ᢥ    ઠ  ᯥ訫  ।.  ஦ 룫 - 㣫  
㢨  ,   㢨     ⢥
    ⨢,    ।   ன            ஢
-᪥  ࠪ⭨栬  .  "쪮 ⮣      
墠⠫!"-    ઠ,    ᥡ  㪨   ᮦ
⠫  9000.  訢,   룭 - 㣫 אַ
 ⮢       ࠧ  ப.   㣨,
 ஢  鸞 뫥⥫  ⢮  ࠧࢠ, મ
ᢥ⨢  .    믠 ⥩,   室 
᢮.  "   ⣠!"-  ࠤ  ப஢  ઠ  
                     ஦   .
        ⥦,   ਫ ᢮ ! אַ । ,
५  ᥬ  ⥭,    .  "YES!!!"- ⮫쪮 
ᬮ 룮 ઠ    .   ⮫쪮  ᫥ ᥪ㭤,
  ⠭  뫮 㦥 ,   ,     
業 ⥫.   ⥬, ⮬ ન ᢥ ᫥ ,
      १     .  ⮬᪨  
஭,  ઠ  㢨  ᠬ  譮  -    ஢,   
᪫           .  ⢥
  ઠ -    ⮬      ,  ५
ᯥ뢠.    쥬    㤠 㫮  ᫥
冷  ,  稢  ண 楫 ४  אַ  .
ઠ  ⢮,   ᨫ ⥫쭮  .   ᫥
ᨫ ⠢  ,    ⨫      ࠪ,  㦥  
   .     ᪠饩  㭨⠧  
     ࠧ,    ⥫  ஬...
       ઠ  襫    ᥡ,    㤨,        
ᬮ५   ᢮    ஢.  7  %  ⭮  뢠
஫.  "       ..."-   㬠 ઠ 
⠫ ᫥ .  ࠢ ஢  17 %,    ஡
.   㤠,   訬 㤮.   㢨,   ⥭
⨢ 뫠 - ...  "    㤠,  祬  ०
ண  !"-  ᪫  ஡ମ⠢    ᫮,  ઠ  ५ 
                           ⭮...
      ,       ⮬ ,  .. ⮭
 ᮫⭮ ,     ਢ  אַ  宫,  ண 
                 砫  ⢨ ⠪ ...
       ઠ  - - ࠢ쭮.  ! 㤠   
 ⠫?!   祬 ⠪ 設 ?  㢨,  -
  .    .  誠 -    த?    ࠧ訫  
??  墠⨢      堯,  ઠ ⥫   ,  
稫,   誠 ⮫쪮 뤠,   ᫥...   
,  ઠ   ਫ ᢮  - ,   ⠪,   뫮!
뫨  㣫 ⥭ । -    .  "誠!!  
???"- ࠫ ઠ.  "...  ..."- 誠 嫥뢠 ᫥.
ઠ      ࠧ    㢨...      ⢥
룭,   - ᨫ 㫠  -. " 㬥ૠ"-
襭 㬠 ઠ - "  㡨,    㬥ૠ..." - ",
  㡨       墠⨫  ⠫!!"- ࠫ 誠 
                            뤠.
      "롫浪 .  ."- 宫 㬠 ઠ  襫  
.  "    뫮  ⤠  ⮫쪮  ,      㧭,
,        ⠬!"-    ⠫    .    㬭
뫠...     祣  뫮,  ஬     ,  
ன  ᢥ⨫   㪢:  EXIT.  ",    ."- ᯮ
               㬠 ઠ    ᥡ ...
       㫥⭠ ।.    Heavy Weapon Dude
 㫥⮬  㪠.      ,  ઠ      
ࠢ , 騬 栬 㯠 㪢, ࠫ: IDDQD. 祣
 ந諮. "...  ⠪??"- ᪢  㬠 襯⠫ ઠ.
  ⢥  ࠧ  ᪠  ᬥ  - "  NIGHTMARE,  !!"-
    ਢ  , Dude   㫥...

                                   *          *          *

      ...", ,  ⠢  00,  !"-  砫  誠,
   㣮 䥫     .- " 諠,   
뫮 - ୮,  襫  ॡ⠬,"- ⢥⨫  㣮   .
誠  襫    .   ࠭ 뫠    
EXIT,     Dude  㫥⮬  㪠,   ।   
㦥 ஢ -   ...  " ࠪ,   ஫
ࠫ!!"- ⭮ 㬠 誠       㫨.  쪮  
ᥪ㭤      祭      䨣  મ-
                             ...

                                  (C) Max Kurgan         22.09.95.
y



                                 
                             H .

                                               .
                                         ⠪- .

     ࠫ - , ⥪  ணࠬ. H  믨  
ந,  , ᨫ  ⠫ ᯮ   ॢ.
- ᮧ   ॡ ,   뫠 ࣨ᪠  ,-
᪠ .
-,   ⮣  ᮧ ,   ⮣  뫮    -
 ⥪஬,- ࠧ ⥪.
     ணࠬ ᬮ५  , ᬮ५  :
- 㦨,   - 祣  ᯮ?     ᭮  ᪠,
  砫  堮.  堮-  ᮧ ?!!!..



                              1.

     砫  堮. H   㤠  . , 
 ⢮ ᥣ. H  襫   ⢥म ᪮  㪮  
ਣ襭 `

C:\>

㦥⢥ ⢥⨫ cls.  ⤥ ᢥ  ,     -
ய,       ᢮  ᪠:
-H 稫. H ᥣ 墠, .
      뫠 ୠ   `  뫮 -  ன.

                              2.

     H    訫  ன⢮  ⠢襣  
.  ᮧ ⢥.   ⢥  ⠫  ⠫.
H 㬠,  㤮⢠ ᮮ饭  ⠫  ᮧ  
ᨭ    H⮭,  ⠪ , ᭥ 設 ᥩ.
, 㬠 ,  ,  㬭    . -
⮬   ⮫쪮  ࠪ. H ।   -
ࠪ,   ⠫  .   २ ४ 
  LOSE.
      ᬮ५   ᢮ ,  ᤥ  speedisk,    ࠤ-
  ᢮,  ᪠:
- !
      뫠 ,   H⮭.  뫠     뫮  -
 ⨩.

                              3.

         ਭ ᮡ ࠧ ᪨ ணࠬ 
⠫    ࠡ.  ᥫ ⢥ 䮢 ,  -
   楨 .   ⠫   㤮  ࠢ
᢮,  ᬮ५ મ  ᢮ ⢮७ ,  ⮡ࠢ  訥
 , ᮧ ⠫ EDEM  ᨫ  㤠.  ᪠  :
-  ࠧ,     .
       ,  뫠 - ࢠ   ४ਨ EDEM,   -
 -  ⢥.

                              4.

     㦥 譨 ﬨ  ᪨ ⨫ ᥫ  
ᡠ栫  ஬ 祫.    - .   ࠢ  
祫,  ᫠    ४ EDEM.  ⮡ 筮  
EDEM`  뫮, ᢠ   ஬ 譨祪, ⮡    祫
 ⠫ 室   㣨 ⨭    .  
 ࢠ 室.
     H   ᬮ५   ⨭   ⠫  筮  .
 ,  ,       ᤥ  .  
ࠤ  ,  ࠤ 뫠 ,  ࠤ    .  -
  誨.
       , ⠢  ࠡ, ᪠ :
-H 娫 襢 ᥣ. Hࠦ ᥡ   㤠  -
.
       ,  뫠 - ࢠ 筠      ,  
뫮 -  .

                              5.

        殮  뫮  譥      ᫥
  .   㢨 ,   ஦ࠫ      ⨭  
⮢묨 ॢﬨ   稫   ,    ᢨ९
.      襭.  룭       ४-
ਨ EDEM,  ᤥ 䠩    Read Only,  ᪠    頭
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 直,  , ,  ⠪  㤥 ஦  ⥩  ᢮  
㪠  ⢮.
        㫨    ,     ࠪ   -
 ७  ᢮ ᮧ⥫. ⮬ ࠫ    騥  
୥  - 䠩  ᤥ ᥡ      ५.  
५     ⠫ ७      ᯮ,  
 ࢠ ५﫪.
         १ 㤮   ᪠:
-$%$#**^%%*&%^!
       ,  뫠 -    BTHORN`,  뫮  ,  
  ⮩.

                              6.

     Hத     䠩      .   -
  `⭮-ਥ஢ ணࠬ஢,      
筮-ਥ஢.   襫      -
  ᢮.  ࠢ  筮-ਥ஢ ணࠬ-
,  `⭮-ਥ஢   ᫨誮 㬭.  
न ,  㤠ਫ ,  砫   ࢠ -
⥪.    ,  㤠   ,  襫   
த ४.  , 㢨  ᨫ:",   ⢮
?" ⢥砫  :"   ஦   ᢮?   
 ᫥ ADinf, ⮡  ࠧ   楯!" , 
饬, 襫  ⢥. H   ࠤ,    ࠡ⠫    
६ ndd  襫  ७ ⠭ ,   ⠫,    
ᬮ 뫥,  ਭ ⠭ ᥬ.   뫮 譮 -
ﭨ ,  ᫠    ४.  ⮡    
訡 㤠  室  室 䫠 ⠢- Hidden.
     H祣  ᪠   ⠪  堭  ,   ᭮  
- .
       ,  뫠 ,  뫮   ,  뫮  -
஥ -  ᥤ쬮.

                              7.

      ᯫ   த ᪨  ⢥.  ᯨ-
稫   , , த令.  , 室, ⠫   -
訫 . H   ண⨫   믫     .
H     襫-⠪ ண    .    
 ਪ祭   ᨬ  .
        嬥,  襫,  㢨 த ᪨,  
       㣮,  砫   ⮣, -
    襢  ᪮쪮 ᮢ  ⥣.
      ⪨   ᯨ 㫠, ਪਫ ᨣ, ᬮ५ 
⢮७  ᢮  ᪠:
- ! H  ࠡ⠫!
      襫 㯨 ᥡ .   ⥫   User`  
  .

                                             Vlad Choporov
                                             vlad@ipu.mainet.msk.su



                   :   ...

                         ...

㯨  . 娤ﭠ "1001   ".   
 稭.  .  ⮦ ...


"ண Hࢥ᪨ ᭮!  14 ,  誮쭨. ,
 !    ,       
9600,    - ᥣ   2400.  த⥫ﬨ     ⥬
,    ண.    ⮫? ᪠,
   ଠ ."

H ⮫  .   砥 ମ   , 
⠢  㤮⢨ ,   ⭮. , 祭
   .    砥,  祫   
1200 ⢮ ⠪,   ᥤ ( ண, ,   14400) 
 ᭨. ᥬ 㣮 , ᫨  ᫮ 祫    300
- 室 筮   .


"  H, ᥭ    8 .  ஡
砥  ⮬,    祭 쪨 ⪨ .  
- ᯮᮡ  㢥祭? 窨     ᬥ..."

 ⮬  祣 ᬥ譮. 祭   ⠫  ⮩
஡.  ,  饥 ६   ᯮᮡ 
८.    ᢮ २⢠  ⪨.   -
 . 쪮   ᯥࢠ ᮢ⮢  ᯥ樠⮬.


"  , ᮫ 筮 㦡.     砫
 "ᨪ",   ⨬   . H᪮쪮 ࠧ
஡ ,  祣  諮. H୮,  饭 
᫠.    ࠦ -    ⮢頬  
ᬮ?"

ᯮ,  稭  ᯮ⢠ .  ᮢ襭 ଠ쭮
, ⠯, १  室 .   ,  85%
稭  ⥬  ᠬ    ⨬   . 筮
१ - ६  室. 㬥, ᫨   ⨬
᪮쪮 ࠧ  祭 ,  ᥡ  㯫 - 室
⥫⢮ 娠.


"  㦥  ⭨  १ࢭ  ᥩ 襩
ଠ樨.  । ਤ Bernuilli,   ࠢ
⮮᪨ ᪨  1.2 .    ࠢ?"

  ࠢ.      ᢮ , ᢮ ਢ窨.  
 㣠 窠 ७  ࠢ  ⢮.  ᮢ  -
 ⨬ .


"       ஡ ⠭ Windows
95,    祣  稫. ,  祬- ? ᪠,
㤠  ?" Win'95 start button

 -  . H 稫   ࠧ - ஡ ᭮. H
 ᯥਬ஢,     易⥫쭮 . 
ᢥ,   ᯮ ,  - ।! :  1 000
000 祫 뢠   ⭮,   .  ᪮쪨  
।⮨?!!


"쪮 䨧᪨ ⪨ ᪮   ?"

   ࠧ? ᫨  - ,   짮  㤥?  ᫨
 ᥬ -  ᥬ ?  䨧᪨ ⪨ ᪠  - ⮡
 뫨.


"쪮  ਮ५  .  ।,   
 짮⥫,  ?"

   祭.   -  .


" ࠢ쭮 ⠢ ᪥ 3.5"?"

筮   ࠢ 㪮  ⠢  室饥  ࠧ ⢥⨥
 㡨 ਬ୮  楢. 祬, ᫨  ,  ᬥ
ᯮ짮   -   㬥. ஡ த  
 , ,   室 -   ࠧࠧ  
ᥤ .


"     ⮫쪮  ᪮  3.5". H
ࠡ   ⠫  ᪥  5.25". , ᬮ  
᪮  3.5"  ६ ᯮᮡ  ᪥⠬ 5.25"?"

,  ᬮ.    ન ਬ஢ ᮢ⨬.


 "    ࢮ ,   襫 襪᭨ 
।    ணࠬ  ᨪ.  ⠫ ⪠뢠,  
 ⠢.      ணࠬ ⮫쪮  ᨪ. , 
த⥫ 室,  ᮡࠥ 㯯  6-8 ॡ  襬 ணࠬ 
ᨪ .      誮,   । 
 ணࠬ  ᪠.   祣  諮:  譨  ⮬
  .   ਩ ,  ᥭ  ᯮ
47 .   ᫮".

    ।  : ᭨ ᢮ , 
᭮ ਣ   誮,  㫨,  . ᪠,  
  ᤥ  廊  襭 娪. 쪮  㦭
᫨誮 㣨 -  祭 ⫨⥫,    ᫮
,   ⮬    ᫮ .



 C砨, ந室訥  ணࠬ⠬  ⢥  ( 㦥
                              饭):

 ணࠬ  ஫:
1. 蠩, -    ᫥ ६  ᭥.
2.   ?
1.  , ஢,  ਫ쭮.
2.  ९ ᭥?
1.  ६ 栬  .

1. p   p騫, p堫    . H ⠥,
p.


쪮 㦭 㤭 Intel (ࠧࠡ稪 Pentium')  ⮣,
⮡  ॣॢ ?
- 1.9999367,    ਥ 筮!

- 祬 ᫥騩  486     586,  Pentium?
- ⮬,    ࢮ   486 ਡ 100,  稫
585.9999634 ...

- ᫨   室       ᥩ,
஬ 㤠   ᮬ      殮 ⮫ 
 ஭,    ᤥ?
- ५    ...

ਥ ਪ    訢:
-     ⥩    ࠡ?
 ⢥:  ࢮ !
ਪ:  ,   ᬮ?
ਢ ਪ楢   .   ⮨  .
⥫쭨 :
஢, 쬨    ⠢   .
, ᪮쪮 ஢ ⠫?

  設: (), ()ᬥ, (),  設
:
() -   䨣,ᥩ    稭 
() - ,  ୨  ᥩ   ⮢ ⥫䮭, ਥ த 
  稭!
() - H   㦭 室,  ⮬ 㦠 ᭮!



                        ..祭. ஢.
           :   
    ।: ᪠ 䮣  ࠭.

   મ - ( . narke - 楯  mania - 㬨,  -
, ), , ࠪਧ ८ 祭 
મ⨪ ( . narkotikos, த  ᨭ᪨ ⢠, -
뢠騥 મ), 뢠騬     (.  euphoria,
ﭨ  ਯ⮣  ஥,  ⢠,     ᮮ⢥饣
ꥪ⨢ ᫮),   - 襭, મ᪨ ᮭ.  -
᪮ 㯮ॡ મ⨪ 뢠 ॡ  㢥祭 .
ঠ ᮯ஢ ⥭ ᨭ஬ ( ﭨ-
, "嬥쥬", ஥ ࠧ  મ  ४饭 ਥ
મ⨪).  મ ࠦ ७ ࣠,  -
᪨  ᪨ ன⢠, ࠧ  樠쭠  ࠤ-
. , "᪨ 横᪨ ᫮"  ।  -
  ⭮ , ஥ ⥫  ஭      ᮢᥬ
筮 窨 ७.
    ப   ᥤ .  ⠥  ᫮
, 㬥 ࠡ  묨 ணࠬ.  ⮬ ᫥  -  -
   .   , "誨"    ࠪ-
᪨  짮⥫ ᮭ  -  ᫥    ணࠬ
த⮢ (  -  ,  ⢥),  묨  -
 ࠡ. 祭 ந室 ,   㢫⥫, -
  筠 ࠡ  ᮭ쭮   ᨮ, 
 ணࠬ, 쬠 ਢ⥫쭠  㢫⥫쭠.  
宫᪠ ࠧ浪, ।⢮   殮  ᫥  ࠡ.
,   , ।⢮   ॢ頥    ᠬ楫.
祬  ⮣ 室  㫮, ६ ⠭ 㤭.
    ,  짮⥫ ᠬ ᪫뢠  ࠭ -
  ,  ਪ,   ᠬ⨪,  ࠦ  -
- 楫   窨, ࢭ, ᫨  㤠 ⨣  楫
,  ,  㤠.  ᪥   ⠥ ᢮-
   ᨮ ணࠬ,  ᪮ ࠭⢮  -
    "誨",  쬠 ஬  (  ࠦ
"묨 ᠬ", ᪮ ப ᮡ ⠪ ணࠬ -
,  ⮫쪮 , ९뢠  砩    ஢; 
- ⤥쭠 ⥬).  ᨮ쭮 ࠡ        ⠥
६: ᫨ ࠭ "祫 騩" ⤠   -
   ⠢  ࠡ ᫥  砭  ࠡ祣  ,  
ᥩ  ।   ६  ࠡ      ࠡ.  稭
䫨  㪮⢮.    ࠣ "祫  饣":
業   ᮢ   ᥩ -  ᪮॥    
 "誥"  ன, ,   ஢,   ஬
 (   ୮ ), 㡨     "DOOM"
   "WOLF".
    ⨥ ⠭ , , ਢ⥫쭥, 祬  ॠ쭮.
  "祫 騩" -  㤭 - ࣠樨
 , 童 ᥬ, ஬ 室      -
⥩᪨ . ,  ୮ ,      ।⠢
ᮡ   ஭  ⭮ ᪥,    ࠧ  㤥
 (஢᪨ 㤠⢥ 孨᪨  - ਬ. ।-
),    ,  - ⠭ , ᥬ騩  
 ன த ନ     ஭,  騩  ᪮쪮
      㦨  ⭮  㡮  ᨫ,    
, , ਧࠪ...
     ⥭   뢮.   ⮩  ⥩᪮  窨
७  -   饩 .    ࠧ
⥯. ࢠ ⠤ ࠦ: 砩, " 祣 ",  
 ᮧ  ⢫  ஡,    ᫠  ଠ
१.  ⠤ - :  -殢    ઠ
㡨 ⮣ "" ⠭ ,  "祫 騩"  ਭ-
     ५﫪-室... ঠ  ᮯ-
஢ 騬 "嬥쥬":  筮,  ⭮,    ᥤ
    ,   筮    ⢮訬  -
⥫  㫠   步  ࠢ ⠭  ,  
   ,     ⮢묨 ४: "-- - -
   ⠪ ᥩ ﭪ 뢠 ?"  ⠤    -
.  室  ( 孨᪮  㭨      
 孮 .஢᪠),       -
騬  ᨦ    , ⮫쪮  ,    
    ਪ ६  ६ 吝 ᫮. 
  쬠 ࠭: "  襫 , ᪮  -
,  猪, ⥫ த    ந,   -
 ᥬ ࠡ ⨢    !      쬨  䠩⠫,
孮   -  -. --!"  ।    -
樨, ⭮  㦠...   ᮬ⥫  ࠫ  業,
 ᢠ   ⠪ ,  㬮稬:  ⮦  ⤥쭠
⥬.    ᤥ  ८  ⠪  뢠-
 "諥 ",   ୠ⨢    ॠ쭮  (㦥
ᮧ   㡥 筮 ப ⥭ 諥,  ஬  
࠭   ᥣ  ᯮ ।  "祫 -
饣"   ⨭  祭    ୮  ⨥),  
᭠,   ⮬  室 ਡ⮢ ॠ쭮  ,  
⮣ - ᬥ  饭 䨧᪮  ᪮.      
ᬥ 樠쭮 -   뢥  ⢠,   樠쭮  મ-
᪮ 楯.  , ᨥ  ᤥন ⥬,     
ᥫ  ᤥ 짮⥫ﬨ ᮭ .   諥-
 ""   - 㤮魥 ண   (  ⫨稥  
  ). ⥫ 砨   碥      
 (   뤥  ।  ਩   ⮭-
, ⨪, थ筨?).     ᥤ  ᯥ樠  -
஢᪮ ࠥ 業 ᪮ ஢ ᪠뢠  ,  
ୠ મ -  મ   ᫥ ᫮,  "⮫쪮
 ᮢᥬ 筠".  ⮢,     ᨫ   ६,
⮡ ᫥ . ,  ᠬ   ⮦ ⪮  -
 "誠",  㤭 ⮦ ⤠ ⮬ ᭮  -
來  ६.
   㬠,  ६ ⠭    ⥫ ,  -
ࠢ  ᤥন ⮣ .  ࠪ⨪ ᥣ  뢠
- 室  䠪⮢, ॡ ᮮ⢥饩 業. (
,   ⥫⢥  , ஬      ᥬ
 ॡ ᫥ મ,  "ਢ襣"  몭
  ⮣    ⠭樨      㬥⢮  ﭨ:
   ,  ,   મ    ⮣  
" 뫮", ஡  㧭    ப,  ,    
஢᪥, 楧५  "饥" ).    -
㯫 㦥 ᫥   ࠦ᪮  ᨩ᪮  -
樨. ୠ ஭ મ   ਧ  મ-
.   ६ ਤ  ᤥ.
    室 ⠪ ⢨  ।०  ⥫-䠭  
 ਤ ⮬ .  ਬ, .  . 㣠檨  ஬  "
 " ᠫ ᫥ -  મ᪮  ⢨  㪮  ।
,   몭  ࠤਥ  ⥬    ᮢᥬ
筮 ਬ  ஭ 奬,   樠 -
⢨ . ( ⭮ ୠ મ     ᠭ.
 -  㣮  ந - ⮫쪮      誨.  
    . ࠪ⨪  ⠢ । 䠭-
  ,   - ᫨   મ,  ஢  -
, -  ⮦  ॠ쭮 ). ------------------筨: ந宦-
 ࠧ㬠  , ᡮ୨ , ਠ᪮ ᪮  -
⢮, ஢, 1997. -------------------
   ਩ 졥 :
   ୠ મ:  ⥩᪨ 
    , -! ---!     䠭⮢, 
⠪  ࣮楢 ୮ મ⮩!   㦥  த-
 , 㤠  ࠧ ⥫쭮  ࠧ⨫   ( 
ᮢᥬ ), ⨢   "    騬  -
".   ,    .     ப  "諥
"  ॢ⨫   ਤ⪨ "-- -".  !
   ஡  ४ ࠧ  ᥣ  ࠧ.   ᨤ  
 , ,   ᪠     ᢮ 
砤  㦥.    ६    DOOM  ॡ .
   --,    ॢ   70-,    ।
뭥譨 ᮭ,    ஢   த.  ,  
諮 ஭⥫쭮 稭!     ᮢ    ᠬ  
ᠬ  CYBERIA  ( ,      ), 
ᮯ.    -    ,   ᠤ.  ⮡ ⮫쪮
ᯥ樠쭮 ⮢ ᮭ,  ⠫ - -,   
.  ⮣  - ,  ...
     ,  -  㡭.    ६, ६  
  , 嬠  誠, ࠪ , ࠫ,  宪
 ⡮.   ⥫  㤥 (祣 ⠬   ...  直
 ਠ  .  .).
     ।०!  﫨  㣠檨 (.  .).   
 .   -   મ.   ࠧॡ ᠬ!
   , ࠢ    .    ࠧ  뢠      
Web-ᠩ ⨫. ᪠    -ࠧ !   -
,  "...  ⥭   뢮".       㪨
⮩, 稪 !  ஬  㥬,  玲 ࠢ 
 !
   쭮 ᠭ, : "... ⮩ ⥩᪮ 窨 ७    -
  饩 ..."  ⠪-!   મ-
, 宫,    "-".    ᠬ    ᠬ,
⥬    㦥  ࠦ ࣠樨,    
  ப⮩ ࠧ.    業 ᪮  -
஢ " ⮦ ⪮  "誠",  㤭 ⮦  -
 ⮬ ᭮  來  ६..."
     !   ୮ ࠧ    -.
ᥬ ।: ,     ⠫  .
 ⮣    쬮 ᢮    㤠⢥-
 ,  ॡ  ᮮ⢥騥      ᨩ᪨
.   ᢮ 쥬!  , ⠬  ஬,  頩  .
  ࠤ  ᭠, , ᥪ  "⮬    室
ਡ⮢ ॠ쭮  ...",  ⮣   !


   


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vice-president@whitehouse.gov. , 設⢮  ,    
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    ࠡ, 室 騭 -   -  : "   
᪢  㦭 ᪥, ⮡ ⠬  ."  祫,  -
⭮ , .   㪠   쪨 ⠪ ।稪,  ࠧ஬
 誮 .  ,    ᪥  ᫠뢠  ⢥-
, ⥫쭮 ਬ 栬  ᣨ.     ﭨ
"宣 讪"+ "쪮 ᯮ  ய襩 ᪥"    ᨫ  
: "       ....  (ࠧ㬥)?"  ⢥  :  "
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㪢쭮    ⮣ 뫠 ⠢   孨.  ਥ,
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孨 ᮢᥬ  ஢﫠  . 諨 ᬮ,  祬 .  -
室 - ᨤ த ⠪  (222)  稭 뢠: "쪮
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 稭",  ᢮   㤠 , ..  -
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. " !", ࠤ⭮ ᪫栥 , "   ४  -
", - ⭨    ⭮ 浪 - ᭠砫 , ⮬
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૨...  ᠬ ⭮  ⮩ ਨ ,     ᫥騩  
஢ 㢮. ࠫ -  뢠,    ᯮ !
   室 -   壠   : "  䠩  -
 ᠬ ᮡ 祧". 襫, ᬮ५.    ᠫ 䠩  
 (㪮   "E" 뫠),  3    ᫥ -
㧪  म த஢ ᮫⭮ ...RAM-.  
᭥,   ⠪   諮,    .
    -   ਪ   -  ஢.    -
 ஢ ⠢ - Sega Saturn  -  ⮬ த.   ⮬-
  ନ - 뢮/ ஢ .   ⠢  ⮩  
誮 १ ⠬  襫.  ⭮  㦥   ࢥ  -  Pentium,
⠪ ஡  ᨪ (1207030, ⢨⥫쭮  !).   -
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   . .: ",  ᪠ ⠢  誨?"
   .: ",  室  ।   ."
   . .: ", ᫨    ᡨ  ⮫,    
   ᠬ  ⠪  . 㤠    㪠?  稫  
   - ⠢  ⢥ ४ ઠ?   﫨 
   ⠢?    -  ન஢?"
   .: " 뫠  設 ࠧ,   ⠪ 㯨.  ४
   ઠ  祣 ⭮.   ન஢   ⮫쪮 
   '4X'."
     㤭 㦡 প  㦤 ࢠ ᢮-
 ᮡᥤ, ⠪    ᨫ       ⮩  .
⠢  誨 㦨 ᪮ਥ ਢ CD-ROM,      ,
   ⠪  뢮⨫.
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   CISCO.   ᪠     ୥ ந?
    㤭:     "뤥" ?
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   ..:  祬   ⮣ CISCO ????
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,     ᪮ ६ ன    . -
 祭 ⥫ ᯠ  ,  ⪠, ਫ  , -
   ६. ணࠬ , த ⠨, -
,  , , 祭 ⭠  . -        
᫨    ⢥,     ᮢ.  ⮬  
 . ᫨    ⢥,    ᮮ⢥ᢥ    ᮢ
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ࠬ 㦥 ᠬ  : -  , ᫨    ⢥,
   $5,  ᫨   ,    $50!!    -
殢 ᮢ , ⥬ ,  ,   ணࠬ
⤥  ⠪ .  ᮣ蠥. ணࠬ 訢: - 
ﭨ  㭮  楬?       ᫮    
ଠ, ⠥ 㬠, ᪨ $5      ணࠬ.
। : -     e ,  ᪠   -
? - 訢  ணࠬ  ⢮稢   .  ணࠬ
蠫   ᬮ५  ⠥ ᢮ ⮯. 襫  ᥬ  ᢮
᪮ ⥬. 祣.  砥  ⮢ ⥫䮭, -
  ୥, ᠫ  ⥪  .  祣.  뫠
- ᥬ ᢮ 㤭  ᮬ. 祣. १      㤨
    $50.  ⭥쪮 ᢥ  죨,  
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    訢: -    -⠪ ⢥??!!!!  -
  ᫮,  ⠥ ᢮ 襫,  ணࠬ  -
ᮢ  稢  , ⮡   -ઠ..
    ਬ - 壠᪮ .  ० 㤠  
 ࠭  ᪠: " 㤠  ?" [] [H] 
㬮砭 ᢥ⪠ ⮨  "H" (      ०  㤠-
). 訢 㥬: "  㤠  ?". "" - -
砥 . " ⢥砩 ""     "Enter" -  ""
- ஬  騭     "Enter".
    ᫠ த ᪥,   90- ஢ 孥 -
 祭 壠஢ ࠡ  .  , ⥮᪠
   ,    砭 騭, ਢ訥   "-
᪮ "   "0", "00"  "000" 㦥 ᪨ -
﫨 "᮪ந⥫쭮 ࠡ祩 ⠭樨   IBM PC AT 286".  
 㯨  "᢮ ࠪ⨪". 㤥, ਢ訩     -
⨫ ணࠬ  襫 .    ,  㦨
 ⠭ 祡 :    ࠭  ᢥ⨫  
"Press any key...",    ᨫ ਪ,  ,    "-
⠭ ". ,          
墠⠥  "any".  ᫥騩      ஡-
 ᮢ    "any key".
   -, ᮢ  6  ᤠ ஥ (६  4- ), 宦  
     ணࠬ⮢   ᫥ ⨭:  
 (ᮢᥬ 冷  ) ⮨ 窠 ᨣ,  ணࠬ, ମ-
 -  ⭮  㤮஦  ந  ࠧ  
"誮" - ७  ࠢ, ᫥ 祣    ਪ -
. ⨢ ,  ᪫栥: ", 廊  祣  !  -
    !".  ஦  ॡ㥬  ᨣ  (㪮
!!!)   .  ⠪ ஦    (⮦ 㪮 !!!) -
- ६ ᬮ  ,  ⮬ ந: "࠭...  祬 
  "誮"    ?"
        த ஢ ந襫 ⠪  -
騩 砩. 襫   ⥫,   ᮫  窮
,  ਮ , "ᠬ-ᠬ ⮩" .  ।
⨦    ࠨ  ॡ 筮 . ""
   ࠡ⠫...
    (ᬮ      ⮫): -  ,     
  - 筠! -   ⮦, - ⢥砥. 뢠   
᢮ ॢ᪮ 壠ਨ    १ ⬠ᮢ -
 ( 뫨). 祬    ᪮⨫    ,  砫쭨
ꥧ  -  ਪ㯨 - .  ⠪  뢠.
      p p  宧 㬠   -  ᯨ᮪
⢠ ⤥᪮, , ⮡  p 祣.  H稭    
p  몠  p:  - 2 .  㤮p  ᯮ,  祣
        ⤥  㪫 p. H,    -
室,   UPS! ,  .  ,  !: ⥢ p
"pp" - 1 . H稭  . 宧 .   -
 p묨 ᫮ ᭨, 祬 ⥢ pp ⫨砥  .
   㬠 p   ᯨ᮪  ⤥᪨  .  p,
  : Mlindauz 95   - 1 . p  ᯮ襣  -
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p p訫 ⠢. Hy 몫稫 設y, 騫 yp, ppy⨫ ,
ppy⨫  ⨫p  稫 . ᮢ᪨   p襫  p-
쭮. H砫 py ⤠. py     "py  
yp⢮, ᥩ  y y⠭ pp". p  p⠢
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 ⪠ pc 譮c  p: -  y y c p   -
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  --祭 訬     .  稢  ᪮,  
 ᯮ: -      ⮩ 㪥      
 ଠ?   㦥 诨 ! -    ଠ  
 ᭮.  ⮣, ⮡     設,  ணࠬ
訢 ஫. ஬ ⮣, 㤠    ⮫쪮  㦭
⠫. H, ।ᬮ७ ணࠬ  (筮,  
୮)  ᭮ 䠩... -  祣  ! -   থ⢮
 . -   ᪨ 몮 ,    設  몫-
祭,        ࠡ⠥.    ଠ
  ६?! X ,  , 㡥    
  ᨫ.   祭 魮, ⮡   ࠡ⠫.
   ਫ த   Win 95  Start...     
  ࠭. -  ஡,  "Start"... - 
  襭쪮 ᬮ.  -  H,  ⠬      ⮫쪮  Reset  
Turbo... - ... (設쭮 ⠪), ⮯,    ...  -  ,
㬡. - ??? H ,  䮫 ,  㤠  ⨫
(襭 ਯ 뤢 騪,뢪 ...) ⭮ -  ,  
.쪮    "Start",  "" ᠭ. -  ...  -
,   ࣠- ? -    -......  H୮  -
⭮襭, ᪠ ,     짮⥫᪮  䥩
Windows 95,   ,⮣...,  ࠧ 뢠.  ...
   > 嬠 ,   .  ଠ  㤥-⥬⨪
>   頣     ⮫쪮 ⮪ 类  ணࠬ஢  >
 ନ -4 (~PDP11/70 RSX 11M+). ,  ।  类 - 
 쪠, 쪨 誮  ⮬ ᣮ஭,  
㤥   5-   (-!:)    ,    ७    ஢    ⮬
----- ணࠬ஢   ࠧ  ஢    
 - 設 ... -, ! 쬠, 쪨   -
६, ᪮ 饫...  !  ⨪    
,   ࠪ⨢ ᥠ   RSX/11M  (  ⮣  
⮫쪮 䮪 ).  蠥, ⠨ 堭...   ᠬ  ࠧ-
 ⮣ 饭⢨ - !!! -!!!  -    騩  㦨  
 ஬ ᢨ ᪠  㫠,   ࠧ   
ନ - !!! :-)  騥        ...
᪮  饫... ஡ 設, ⮫쪮  ⨫  -
...    쪮, ⢥, 祫 ⯠. "! -  襯-
⮬   ਣ訩   ⨪, -  ᠬ ***,  -
 ணࠬ!  ." :-))) ୮,  ⮣  砫 -
, 祬 ⥬ ணࠬ ⫨砥   ᬥ.  ᫨
 ᬥ⨨     室,   ⥧ 㦥   
- ROOT  !!!



     ணࠬ᪨ ᭨

     砥 ⢥,   

砥 ⢥,   ,
 १  - 
   ᠩ 㤮
 ᥩ ਬ襩  ࠭.
    , ⮨ ࠡ,
        "" (*1)
 "Incoming CALL" (*2),    ਯ訩 -
  ,     ...

    몭,
 ,   2 ,
  ᠣ  10 ஢,
 ᫠  ᪫⥫쭮 ⥡.
  - ⠬,  稭 ୥
 廊 ᥡ  ⮤ 
 ⬠, 뢠騩 ,
  ⥬ 騩 .

砥 ⢥,  䨪 ,
 祣   ஬ .
   , ⪭  ⥫,
  ⥯  ⮫...
  ࠧ   ,
    ⥬,  㦥 ᥩ -
 ⫨,   娥,
 ⠪ 宦  .


(*1)  ⥬ USR Sportster
(*2) "譨 "

     ⢠ ணࠬ         . 订

   ࠭  ,
   ࠭ - ⥪.
    ࠭  ,
⮡ 㧭   ,  .
   ᨫ,  㤥 ⮬,
 ⢥    ,
 襫 ᯮ   (RETURN),
  ⮫쪮 砫 !

 ⮣  訫, 㧭,  ,
   ,
 ,   , 㤠 ,
   ⠢ ᥡ.
 㦥 ঠ ⢥  㫠
 ⥫ , ,
 襫 ᯮ   (ESC),
  稭  .

   , ⤮, ,
  襫  ,   .
   堬  
  ஢  .
   ५   楫,
 ᫥  ,
 襫 ᯮ   (^C),
  뫥⥫  .

     㫪 ,
㯮  騬 ᫥.
 ⮣  ,   ⠫,
  ⮢ ⮫.
  ࢠ,   ᤥ ,
 ᮡ  ᢮ ,
 襫 ᯮ   (RESET),
  㬥!   !

  ᠫ  ᢮ ,
 ᥥ ⨢ ,
 ᠬ ᥡ ᮡࠫ  
⪮஢  ⨫.
    ਤ ,
 ᯮ    ।,
 ᫨  ⠭ ⪫,
 " 㤥 ᢥ!"

       ணࠬ᪮ 

   ,   Ctrl-Alt-Del,
   ॡ  ,
  ᫮ "᪠"  筮 䨫,
    ⨫  ᫮,
  諨   ,   諨 ஫,
        ᮢ.

 뫨    訫 ॣࠤ,
  ᯠ १,  format,
 ᫨  뫮 ,  ⠪⨪ ࠫ  -
 ᪥⠬  ,   
ࠫ ⠭  ணࠬ,
 ⭠ dump'  .

 ਢ筮    Copyright,
  ஬  100 ,
 稫 ᥬ,  訩  㬭.
ᯥ⪨  १   ,
    뫨 ,
  -⠪ 뫨  ࣥ   ࠧ.

  﫨 ⮣ -  뫨  ᬥ -
  ᥪ஢,   ,
  ᡮ  ⠭   筨 .
 뫮  -ࠢ,  뫮  ᮢᥬ
 ⨥    ,
 㦨 ,    Yamaha.

 ।  ண 뢠  ,
, ᨢ  㧥 ࠤ  ,
 릨,  ,  DOS   ⥪,
﫨  , ஢ INT'
ᥬ஢ BIOS  ᠫ  
,         業.

  ६ 諮,   뫮 ,
   㤭 ࠡ ,
 稪-ࠪ  誮  ⨭窨 म.
  ⢮ 㦥  ⠥ 宬,
 ᫨ Aidstest',  ॢ 宬 -
  ⠪  ,  ன 뢠 password'.

  -  﫨  ணࠬ ,
    debug' 室  ,
 ᭮ ᠭ  砫  .
 ⥯ ,  ,  reset...
, 㤠   -  ⪭  RET,
  , ᫨  ⥪   .

   , ⨬஢ ,
 䥩  ࠪ  襬    ,
몫  魮 設, 몫  类 ᪠.
뫨      ,
 ⮫쪮   Windows   
   ,   Hard Disk'a...

(C) YuN, 1994

       頥

 ,  ࢮ, 120 cps,
 ⥬,  Norton  .
- ⠬ ⠭ ࢭ,  ६  -
  Carrier lost.

ਯ:
 ᭨
   ࠧ.
 䨫 ࠦ
  ...
 , BBS,
᪠  carrier 祧,
  Busy   ᬮ 
 
   - 㤥ঠ,
⮡  ப 䠩 ९!

 ,  㧪 ࢥ, - ᯨ ᮯ,
 COM-  ⭨ .
   몠稢  ᥢ - 䠩  䫮,
   㦥 .

ਯ.

(C) YuN, 1995

     ᪨㫨  ப,

᪨㫨  ப,
  䠩 諥  ࠪ,
    ப,
  ப 稭 ࠪ.

", 뫨  䠩 !" -
 ணࠬ ணࠬ.
CapsLock  HD- 
 ࠤ  ᠤ.

" ᭮  ᯨᠫ  ?
砫쭨 ⮡ !
 ᪮  ணࠬ ᭥,
⢮  , ᫨ ."

 Norton'a 襫 -  Norton'a ,
    ⨫,
ᯥ    reset
 : ࠡ 뫠.

᭮ 稪   ணࠬ,
᭮ 砫쭨 ...
     ,
   ᥫ!

(C) YuN, 1994

     ⠭窠         ୮

     ,      ।:

   ᫥   ᮬ,
     ᫥ FAT,
⥬ ணࠬ,  訩 ० ᮬ,
஦ 㪮 ࠫ "format".
 ࢥ ठ   㡡,
 १ࢭ  -  ,
 ᥬ`  㡫 ࠡ
   ᪫ .

 ᪥  ⨩ ࠧ  㧨 ⥬,
 ᫮,  饭 ,
ᮯ, , ᭥  ,
 ⪫稫 ⥫䮭  .
 ᮯ,  ,
 ࠧꥬ ⠭   port,
  ,  ᯮ ࠢ,
  ᯮ   㦥 password.

  ,  ਭ,
     ,   ,
  ⥭ ﭭ 襢 ਭ
⠥: "  砫..."
  ?  設 ᪮,
᪥ , 㬠 ᫥,
 ᯫ ॡ ⢥ ⮤,
     ().


